Coquettish Rebirth

To get a book for Cheng Long, Jia Hongjian didn't think about leaving everything to Spielberg. ^---Site Advertisement--Welcome to visit Indeed, Mr. Spielberg is a movie genius. This old man has made commercial films like "Jaws" and pure science fiction films like "et". There have been war movies like "Saving Private Ryan", thriller science fiction movies like "Jurassic Park", and even action-adventure movies like "Raiders of the Lost Ark" or "Indiana Jones".Although the old man may not have made an action movie, but let him, a movie wizard who can shoot anything, after pondering Cheng Long's style, make a passable book that can show Cheng Long's full style, that's not right. Impossible!

But, can Jia Hongjian rely on Spielberg for everything?right?We are a reborn!Where is the best place for the Reborn?Isn't that the understanding of many things in the future, and then you can benefit from this understanding?What kind of person is Jia Hongjian in Spielberg's eyes?He is a person who doesn't necessarily understand movies, but definitely has a talent for movies, and he can even be regarded as a person with good ideas!

It was Jia Hongjian’s question about college students saving old farmers in the 80s, and whether the life behind this question was serious or not, which caused Spielberg to want to make "Saving Private Ryan", and discussed it with people all over the world. For a moment, the lives of eight people and the name of one person are more important.Too many ads?have?The interface is fresh, and there are advertisements on the whole site. Next, Jia Hongjian also gave him "The Days of Leaving Lei Feng" and the young man bumping into the old lady he told about. As a result, the social discussion must be all about the old lady slandering the young people. It gave Spielberg the opportunity to make a personal film, to make a big reversal, about the "violence" of social media and the phenomenon that people don't pay attention to the facts and just follow the wind.

Therefore, this time, Jia Hongjian directly threw the book to Spielberg, making Lao Si think from the beginning, that is not in line with Jia Hongjian's style!In other words, he, Jia Hongjian, wanted to impress Lao Si a little bit!He wanted to show Lao Si a general idea by himself, and then make Lao Si think that this idea is great!That's right, Jia Hongjian still has a little vanity at this time, he just wants to show that he can!He just wanted Spielberg to take a high look at him!

Pay attention, Jia Hongjian's vanity is not just a casual pretend!He didn't mean to just find a movie from later generations and write it to Cheng Long in a different way!Cheng Long doesn't even like Cheng Long's film Rush Hour. Just find another film, can it work?So Jia Hongjian also has to work hard to reform!This is not completely deceitful for the sake of vanity, right?After all, vanity is also a driving force for human progress!

Here, when Jia Hongjian was holding back and wanted to get some books for Cheng Long, what movie did he think of first?It was "The Bourne Shadow" in 02!Yes, how good this film is!It tells about an agent who was salvaged by fishermen in the Atlantic Ocean, and then found a small thing on his back. After unfolding, there was a bank account number of a Swiss bank in it. ^---Entire Site Advertisement--Welcome to visit other Why he was shot, why he was thrown into the sea, and even why people kept chasing him, he didn't know.This movie made Jia Hongjian feel that it looked too cool. On the one hand, it was full of suspense, and on the other hand, the fighting can be said to be punched to the flesh, and it was so cool...

etc!agent?Don't know who you are?Nima, why is this so similar to "Who Am I"?Wipe it!Thinking about it, it is true!What was "Who Am I" filmed?Is it a so-called secret agent or something, after the magical ore was produced in Africa, the people above wanted to kill them. In the end, Cheng Long survived alone, but lost his memory.So Cheng Long wanted to know who he was, but in order to find out his identity, he was chased by many people. He didn't know why these people chased him down, so he went to investigate with a girl...

Nima Cheng Long, you already knew that "The Bourne Shadow" had a novel, and then you didn't want to pay for the right to adapt it, so you changed it into a story that would not be accused of plagiarism, right?Then it was changed to full of your personal style, and you even jumped off the roof of some Rotterdam building... This must be Cheng Long's version of "The Bourne"!If everything before the crash of the helicopter at the beginning of the whole film is pinched, and the acting begins with Cheng Long being rescued by an African black, is this Cheng Long a land version of Bourne?

Of course, everything that Matt Damon, the protagonist of "Bourne Shadow" encountered in the movie, and the style in the movie, are far from Cheng Long's film. Put Cheng Long in "The Bourne", can he fight to the end with the poker face of the audience like Matt Damon?Certainly not!Cheng Long's style is comedic fighting, even in a deadly blockbuster like "Police Story", Cheng Long also has all kinds of funny scenes!So if Cheng Long goes to shoot "The Bourne Shadow", if Cheng Long himself is the director, then even if the style of the final film is not "Who Am I", it will definitely not be far behind! [

Nima...how could it be such a coincidence, did it really secretly adapt someone else's "The Bourne Shadow"?With such doubts, Jia Hongjian gave up the idea of ​​"The Bourne".Then what to shoot?If you want to make a film that is more in line with American tastes, people in other parts of the world can also accept it... Hey, Jia Hongjian has a good idea!How about a "Public Enemy"?This Will Smith movie is about an inexplicable passerby filming a park scene and happened to be photographing some secret agent assassinating someone, and the one who killed was a member of Congress!Then the agents will hunt down this passer-by!When this passer-by was running, he happened to meet Will Smith who was shopping, and the two were still friends, and they haven't seen each other for a long time!So after this passer-by asked for Will Smith's business card, he secretly put the video in Will Smith's shopping bag, and then ran away. As a result, he crossed the road and was "clicked" by a big truck shortly after he went out. Just crashed and died. ^---Site-wide advertisement--Welcome to visit and then this agent is going to trouble Will Smith!

In the end, what kind of surveillance, what kind of satellite surveillance, made Will Smith an enemy of the country and the whole people.How about asking Cheng Long to make such a film?It is to let Cheng Longlai become a lawyer, and then meet a white friend, the white friend hangs up, the agent comes, and then Cheng Long beats the agent, and finally is hunted down by various kinds?That's great, right?Cheng Long's various "parkour" movements, aren't they all shown when he is being hunted down?Even being chased by someone in the end and being unable to run away, and then jumping off a building or something, this is so exciting, Duo Chenglong, right?Adding in the g-spots of these Americans, what kind of **, what kind of "government" conspiracy, then the box office must exceed the US$25 billion box office of "Public Enemy" in history, right?

After all, Cheng Long never plagiarized this movie, right?Jia Hongjian thought of this, although 8% of them definitely did not, but in order to prevent accidents, he still asked Cheng Long to send him all the story briefs of Cheng Long's films in history.As a result, after looking at it, Jia Hongjian realized that something was wrong when he saw the year of 97 all the way!Why not?

In a movie he had never seen, a movie called "A Good Man", Jia Hongjian actually saw a story like a monster-this "A Good Man" means that in Italy, the famous chef Bagio and his partner Jack, also known as Cheng Long, made spaghetti with the Chinese ramen technique in the TV show, and their humorous performance was well received by the audience.

Then, at this time, there was a reporter named Diana who was so terrified that he used a video camera to covertly film a drug deal, which broke down the negotiation between the big drug lord Joan Cario and the local snake gang. , The whole process of the two sides fighting and the leader of the local snake gang being killed.

And of course the drug lord Joan Cario immediately ordered his men to retrieve the videotape after he found out.As a result, Diana ran away desperately, and then ran into Jack who was passing by here.However, after Diana was safe, when she got out of the car, she took away the video tape of Bajio and Jack's cooking performance, and left her own plate on Jack's car...

Hello!Cheng Long, what the hell are you doing against me, right?What Hollywood blockbuster did I think of for you, you fucking have to copy a Hong Kong version of it, right?Are you so rambunctious?kindness?What?This "A Good Man" is directed by Hong Jinbao and starred by Cheng Long?That's the so-called, anyway, your senior brothers copy other Hollywood blockbusters everywhere, and the plot direction is exactly the same, isn't it?Do you want to be so shameless?Even if the story of "A Good Man" appeared earlier than "Public Enemy", this cliff is plagiarized!It was Cheng Long and Hong Jinbao who were reborn, and then they filmed "A Good Man" with similar content in advance before the filming of "Public Enemy" started in 97, right?Surely so?I guess Cheng Long is the reborn one, right?Otherwise, why did he make another "Who Am I" to copy other people's "Bourne Shadow" in advance?Although the original Bourne Shadow novel came out in the 80s... But no matter what, Cheng Long and the others must have plagiarized it and didn't run away!These bastards didn't even leave anything copied for Jia Hongjian to copy, it's too disgusting!

It was so disgusting that Jia Hongjian couldn't think of any other suitable movies for a while!Well, in retrospect, The Governor's "Sixth Day" in 2000, a story about the identity of a clone?The protagonist always thought that he was the real master, and his life was disturbed by the clone, but finally found out that he was a clone?Well, although this "Sixth Day" is the most popular concept of cloning at the end of the century, it doesn't seem to be doing well at the box office.

By the way, how about a Bruce Willis Die Hard 4?This "Difficult to Die 4" is the so-called "Die Hard 4"!Because the Die Hard series, the English name is "e-hr", is this one hard to die?And this "Difficult to Die 4" seems to be released in 07. It is about a group of hackers who were hired by someone, and then invaded the US power grid or something, and then paralyzed the US everywhere. In the end, the lonely hero killed God all the way Buddha saved America!The box office of this movie seems to be pretty good, and it seems that the global box office has reached 3 million!

If this "Difficult to Die 4" is changed to be more in line with Cheng Long's style, then as a traditional film that will destroy the United States, and then a lone hero like Cheng Long saves the United States for a long time, will it be possible? Is it as good as the original?Hiss... this needs to be done well... rs;

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