Coquettish Rebirth

While on the plane, Jia Hongjian flipped through other books, for no other reason than to see what kind of personality other people have.It's really strange to say that he found that Carnegie, who is known as a successful learner in later generations, is actually a mess with a bad personality-this American steel magnate Andrew Carnegie, for his own benefit, he treats his employees The strike took a bloody crackdown.He is ruthless, and in order to protect his own interests, when his old boss and benefactor Skoo, who helped him a lot when he started his career, offered to borrow 25 US dollars from him, he refused without hesitation; The father-in-law of the co-partner Columan brothers and younger brother had to sell all the shares to him.

Such a person, at the peak of his career, gave up everything, pursued another peaceful and private life, and made great contributions to charity.He founded the internationally renowned Carnegie Foundation, he donated money to build the famous Carnegie Hall in New York, he established the Carnegie University in Pittsburgh, and there are "Carnegie Books" all over the world. Museum".

This person's two completely different behaviors, to Jia Hongjian's dismay, that is, this person is a schizophrenic patient!Yes, this is no joke!You must know that according to the theory in psychiatry, the so-called mental patients will have a very obvious characteristic-lack of empathy.That is to say, there will be no empathy!At the same time, there is another feature on the psychiatrist's list of identifying whether a patient is mentally ill-the desire to control is particularly strong!That is to say, when a person has a strong desire to control and does not know how to empathize.Then it can basically be considered that such a person is mentally ill, at least there is a potential basis for the onset of mental illness!

From a certain point of view, it is not a big problem to say that Carnegie is mentally ill, or a neuropathy, and it is not a big problem even to say that Jobs is neuropathic. His lack of empathy and strong desire to control, if he goes to a psychiatry class for a doctor's appraisal, even if he is not currently mentally ill, then there is a basis for mental illness, and it depends on when and what happens to stimulate him.He's going to get sick!

This reminded Jia Hongjian of a sentence often heard in later generations - only the paranoid can succeed.From this point of view, maybe only mental patients can succeed?Because mental patients are not only broad-minded, but also affectionate, paranoid and controlling?

When thinking of this, Jia Hongjian remembered another thing - once in his previous life, he went to a girl's house to play.As a result, I saw the study of my sister's father.Then I saw an extremely thick book in the study.The title of the book is "SM Handbook", with Chinese written underneath, it is called "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders".This book lists all the mental illnesses that have been discovered so far.Then Jia Hongjian probably turned to the end and read it, and found that the content of this book already has a full 886 pages!

At this time the girl came over and saw Jia Hongjian reading the SM manual, she smiled and asked if she wanted to help Jia Hongjian find out if he had any mental illness.Jia Hung-chien laughed and agreed, but he was astonished afterwards—according to this diagnostic manual, Jia Hung-chien was 374 of the 12 types of mental illness that he had discovered!Specifically, he suffers from generalized anxiety disorder—according to the analysis in the book, this should be a kind of stuff given by his parents, it may be a genetic defect, and then there is also nightmare—— Because Jia Hongjian often dreamed that he was being chased or that he was sentenced to failure in his dreams!

That’s right, although Jia Hongjian worked in a Fortune 500 company back then, he often dreamed that he was late for negotiations, or that he was late for school when he was young, or that he was back before the college entrance examination and did not pass the exam. Others who have been declared a failure, according to their diagnostic manual, this is considered a nightmare!

Then, it seems that Jia Hongjian still has mental problems related to the relationship with the opposite sex, and Jia Hongjian may even have a fraudulent illness!This fraudulent disease is also called hypochondriasis, or hypochondriacal neurosis, which means that you always feel that you are sick. There is no way. Jia Hongjian was too busy in his previous life, and his body was sub-healthy. Can he not worry about it? When did you have a physical problem?As a result, this hypochondriac made him feel anxious sometimes, and then became anxious generally... Then, Jia Hongjian was surprised to find that he seemed to be more abnormal than he imagined... …[

Of course, the girl laughed loudly at that time, and then told Jia Hongjian that either everyone has a mental illness, or all psychiatrists actually have a mental illness—they always want to share a commonality that ordinary people have. "Sex" is defined as a mental illness!Even the girl said that she secretly took the test and found that she also has 16 types of mental illness!And her father who is a psychiatrist, when he makes a psychiatric diagnosis for himself, he will also find that he has 10 types of mental illness!It may even be because of seeing too many patients, the empathy has dropped a lot, and they are a little numb, so this psychiatrist has the characteristics of a potential murderer!

At that time, Jia Hongjian made a joke with his sister, saying, "Since I can be judged as mentally ill by experts, then I will not be held criminally responsible if I beat someone back and something happens?" I was joking casually, but who knew that the girl was taken aback for a moment, then thought about it and then said to him seriously—"Don't do this, normal people make mistakes, even if they are sentenced, they will come out in a few years, if you She pretended to be mentally ill so much, she might be sent to an intensive care center for several times the sentence..."

ha?At that time, Jia Hongjian was startled. Is there such a saying?As a result, after listening to the girl's explanation, he realized that in the psychiatric hospital, especially when dealing with mentally ill people who are particularly aggressive or have criminal experience, the criteria for judging is simply "No. 20 Two military regulations, only a lunatic can be exempted from flying military aircraft, but the application must be made by himself; at the same time, it is stipulated that anyone who is aware of the danger of flying and applies for exemption is a clear-headed person and should continue to perform flying tasks.did you see?Here is a trap!No one can get out!

Because it is not difficult to make people think that a person is mentally ill, but how can a person who is considered mentally ill by others prove that he is a normal person?From the perspective of a normal person, if a person with the title of mental patient on his head says that he is a normal person in front of you, would you believe it?Even if the other party behaves normally, you will only think that the other party may just not have the disease!However, if a person who is considered to be mentally ill faces a psychiatrist, any behavior that looks like a normal person will be considered mentally ill—for example, Jia Hongjian watched a program on CCTV, It is said that people from the military industrial institute put electrodes that can accept remote control into the brain of pigeons through surgery, and then clicked on the brain of pigeons with remote control, and then the pigeons would have different reactions. This is equivalent to saying that humans are trying to control animals remotely!

As for this matter, if Jia Hongjian told a psychiatrist as an ordinary person, then the psychiatrist might have widened his eyes and said seriously, wow, is he so developed now?But if Jia Hongjian was a mental patient and said the same thing, then the psychiatrist would write the sentence "hysteria, believing that humans can control animals..." on the case.That's right!That's it, how do you show you're normal when you're considered mentally ill?Talk like a normal person?How should normal people speak?There is a fixed rule that people who say this are normal people?Sitting like a normal person, with your legs crossed?How should a normal person sit and bend his legs so that he will not be considered mentally ill?

Even, according to my sister, if Jia Hongjian was a mentally ill and wounded criminal and was sent to an intensive care center, the "cell" on his left might be a serial murderer, and the right might be a mentally ill rapist, then If Jia Hongjian is afraid of them and does not associate with them, then Jia Hongjian is a precursor to the disease in the eyes of doctors, because not communicating with mental patients in this kind of place is an abnormality in itself, and it is also a manifestation of mental illness—— Indifferent and arrogant!

Then of course Jia Hongjian asked, it can't be said that it is so easy for ordinary people to pretend to be crazy, right?Isn't there a series of diagnostic methods or something?Then I heard the girl say, "Yes, there is a diagnosis, but if it is diagnosed, a person wants to pretend to be crazy and escape from prison, which in itself is a kind of cunning and strong desire to control that are unique to mental patients! So, pretend You're out of your mind, which, in the eyes of psychiatrists, is a sign that you're really out of your mind... Even eloquence, appearance "charming" and narcissistic arrogance, this is a kind of A manifestation of mental illness!"

But having said that, Jia Hongjian has 12 manifestations of mental illness. From this perspective, this means that Jia Hongjian also has the potential to become a successful person and a world-renowned corporate leader like Jobs?Of course, this is just a joke.For Jia Hongjian, whether he was mentally ill or not, it was all fake.It's like going to a hospital for a physical examination. If the sensitivity of various instruments is adjusted to the highest level in other hospitals, believe it or not, you can check out abnormalities when you go in?Modern people have a lot of mental stress, fast-paced life, sub-healthy body, and tense spirit. This is a bit abnormal when checked, but it is normal! (To be continued..)

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