Coquettish Rebirth

In fact, apart from Li An's opportunity, there was another thing that made Jia Hongjian feel emotional, and that was Li An's wife.What about Li An's wife made Jia Hongjian feel emotional?That is, Li An's wife was able to allow her man to eat soft food at home for 6 years!This is not something ordinary women can do!

Although love is a thing that seems to be all right on the surface, but in fact there are women who can accept men to eat soft meals at home in a short period of time, but it is really rare for six years!Don't talk about anything else, just talk about Jia Hongjian's current girlfriend, Ye Jing.If Jia Hongjian is not a reborn person, no matter how talented he is, after he got married, Jia Hongjian would stay at home and study what he likes. , not even looking for an easy and low-paying job, just lying at home all day, how long can Ye Jing endure?One year, he might still encourage Jia Hongjian with a smile, but he probably felt a little stressed in his heart.In two years, Ye Jing might already feel uncomfortable, and sometimes quarreled with Jia Hongjian, but in three years Jia Hongjian ate her food and used hers, she would definitely quarrel with Jia Hongjian every now and then!

After all, a man does not say that according to machismo, he supports his family by himself and leaves his wife as a housewife, but at least he must contribute to the family's economic income?Even if a woman earns enough money for the whole family to live easily, there is no financial problem, but the woman still has to think about whether this man will be abolished if he stays at home all the time!A man doesn't look for opportunities to succeed in his career, he doesn't go out at all, and he just thinks about something he likes all day long.Even if these things seem promising, women can't help but wonder if this man will be like this for the rest of his life!If this is the case for 10 or 20 years, what is the use of this man?Isn't that the same as useless?

This is not to say that women are unreliable, after all, people are separated from each other, even husband and wife can't resist mutual suspicion or something.What's more, there is no filial son in front of the bed for a long time, and even the biological son may not be able to bear the sick parents who need to take care of them all the year round, let alone an "outsider" like a wife?

I don't say that people from Taiwan are good or people from mainland China are bad, but Jia Hongjian is more familiar with mainland China, even if Li An and his wife are also mainland Chinese.Jia Hongjian would also like to say that - if this matter is placed in the mainland. 9% of couples want to divorce!That's right, maybe not just in mainland China, even in Japan, South Korea, the United States, and the United Kingdom. Ninety-nine out of 9 wives would divorce Ang Lee before he left the house for six years.Not to mention supporting him from 84 until 2000 when he became famous!

When Ang Lee graduated from a master's degree in New York and started squatting at home.That's 30 years old!It became famous after 2000.It's been 16 years!Which wife in the world can give her husband such patience?To be honest, Jia Hongjian didn't even have confidence in Ye Jing's patience!This is also the reason why Jia Hongjian didn't get married all the time in his previous life - the older he is, the more he thinks, the less he can choose a spouse based on the standard of "as long as we are happy together".The more girls he has experienced.The more he finds it more difficult to find a woman like Li An's wife, and the more difficult he finds it, the easier it is for him to magnify the shortcomings of the girl, and naturally the more he looks at it, the less pleasing it is, even if the girl is at the goddess level, but everyone is mortal , who can not have a few shortcomings?So even if she was a goddess, Jia Hongjian felt that she was full of flaws after being together for a long time, and felt that she was not like his ideal wife, and then...then there was no more.

In this life, when Ye Jing will be given a title, Jia Hongjian himself does not know.It is estimated that he will procrastinate for a few more years, until he can't go on.This is also one of the reasons why he has never pushed Ye Jing down—Ye Jing is not just a high-scoring beauty, but the family behind her is too powerful, and she just ate and played with her and then dumped her. It's going to be bad luck, and big things will happen!As a man who has lived among thousands of flowers, can he not control his lower body?He is not a humanoid self-propelled genitals!

Shaking his wet hair, he held the water in the bathtub and rubbed his face. Jia Hongjian, who was soaking in the bathtub, got these things out of his mind. Don't think too much about it.

Thinking back about Ang Lee, hey, I don’t know what Ang Lee would do if he filmed "Life of Pi" in this era.He, Jia Hongjian, has read the original book of "The Fantasy Drifting of Boy Pi", which itself was published in 01 or [-], and the book is far less interesting than Ang Lee's movie - the main book is divided into three parts. The first part corresponds to the life of Boy Pi in India in the movie.

In the movie, the life described by Ang Lee is very interesting and very foreshadowing.At the beginning, the religious belief of the protagonist faction was that the protagonist believed in Mantian gods and Buddhas in a playful way.Then, when the protagonist went to the church, the priest said something to the protagonist - "You must be thirsty", and this plot is actually not in the original book, which just wrote that the tiger's previous name was "" "Thirsty" was written as "Richard Parker" because of a misunderstanding, so in fact, here, Ang Lee is already hinting at the audience that the protagonist Pie is actually "Thirst" and that "Richard Parker" tiger!

Then, in the process of drifting in the movie, the protagonist in Ang Lee's filming did not have any obvious scenes of eating people. At most, he added a mysterious human-shaped island to hint at it.But in the original book, there are many scenes where the main character eats people directly!Even when Pie drifted to the end, there was a scene that Ang Lee didn't shoot, but he almost clearly wrote the story of Pie eating people-it was said that Pie drifted for too long and finally lost his sight, and then he lay on the bed. Floating on the boat, I ran into another survivor!The survivor was also lying on the boat and floating, and he was dying.Then Pai's tiger jumped onto the opponent's boat and killed that person. Pai also ate some of that person's flesh in the end, and finally survived!

The original book does not have so many wonderful visual spectacle, there is no series of descriptions such as various huge whales, glowing jellyfish, etc. to let the audience understand that the story is unrealistic and what it implies.The original book uses such a plot to wake up the readers-this may be a hint!But Ang Lee removed this plot, and then added various gorgeous special effects to achieve a similar effect.From this point of view, Ang Lee of later generations has already understood that visual shock and special effects are the secret recipe for attracting audiences to pay!Otherwise, if we use special shooting techniques, such as shooting people and real tigers separately and then editing them together, we can create a real tiger version of "Youth Pi", without so many wonderful special effects, Whether the box office of such a movie can reach 5 million US dollars may really be a question.

So in this era, what kind of movie will Ang Lee make if he shoots "Youth Pi"?There isn't much that could make for a visual spectacle.More just a film that visualizes the novel itself?Maybe at the beginning, I will babble for a dozen or 10 minutes?Anyway estimate.If this movie is made by Ang Lee in this era, it may not be very good-looking, and it may end up like "Mulholland Road", a literary film that needs a "strategy" to understand.

Ang Lee in this era may not add so many foreshadowings and hints to remind the audience.That tiger is actually a survival instinct of Boy Pi.In other words, it was his "beast nature"!It might be the same as the original.In the end, facing reporters, insurance companies, or shipyard staff, he told the "true" version of the story-the people who ate a lot of people survived.Relatively speaking, it is the second kind of cruel story compared to the people in the movie.Like the first one, Jia Hongjian also prefers Ang Lee's later version of the story compared to the original story.After all, in Ang Lee's version, there are a lot of bloody things missing, and even many bloody scenes clearly written in the original work are deliberately deleted, and then such a "little fresh" story is more in line with the "boyfriend" movie. The comment when the friend separated, "I remember the sobriety that day very clearly, but I don't remember how we separated."After people do some cruel things in order to survive, in order not to collapse, they always have to selectively forget some things, and then beautify the story, isn't it?

To beautify it, you can describe your own ferocity as a tiger, the cook who uploaded together as a hyena, the sailor in a blue and white sailor suit as a zebra, and the role of mother as an orangutan .And behind the seemingly fresh and unacceptable fantasy drifting, there is a bloody story that was carefully hidden by Ang Lee...

Well?A small fresh story about following a group of animals drifting in fantasy... the blood behind it?Pushing the bad things done by oneself to animals...?Why did this suddenly remind Jia Hongjian of "Journey to the West"?That's right!In Journey to the West, killing monsters and other things are all done by Monkey King. Is Monkey King a violent beast like Richard Parker?Then Zhu Bajie, who was judged as delicious, lazy and lustful... Could it also be a video hint?Then Monk Sha is an honest person who is honest and willing to work?In the end, Tang Seng himself is Tang Seng's "high monk" character?Hiss... Does it make sense to think about it this way!

Of course, Jia Hongjian did not mean that he suddenly had a deeper interpretation of "Journey to the West". He did not mean that the original "Journey to the West" meant that!He just thought about it according to the way of "Youth School", or it is an adaptation of "Journey to the West" according to the style of "Youth School"-if it is adapted, it will actually be Tang Seng What about a person riding a horse on the road?

Or the actual situation is that Tang Seng went on the road alone, and then met a thief. He was afraid that he would let the other party go for revenge, so he killed the other party cruelly?Then the self-preservation behavior of killing the other party is contrary to Tang Seng's Buddha nature and the monk's self-requirement not to kill. So he tortured himself and entangled himself, and he simply split into a Monkey King. The bad things of killing people and stealing goods are all pushed to Sun Wukong, and then his self representing the Buddha nature criticizes Sun Wukong in various ways?

Then Zhu Bajie represents Tang Seng's lazy and lustful side?For example, in Gaolaozhuang, Tang Seng himself actually wanted to stay and marry?As a result, you forced yourself to leave?even!Even the various monsters along the way are not necessarily real monsters!It can be all kinds of temptations!For example, the spider spirits in Pansi Cave, why can't they be some pretty girls?They themselves are interested in Tang Seng, and then in order to force him to continue walking, Tang Seng's Buddha nature uses the "white bone concept" in a method similar to Buddhist practice, that is, imagines beautiful women as bones to brainwash themselves and say those things Is it a goblin?

Bones... hiss!If the Bone Essence is not the Bone Essence, is it really a family of three?If Tang Seng went on the road alone, he was schizophrenic and killed the girl, and then the girl's parents came, and he killed the girl's parents again, and then hypnotized himself, saying that they were all monsters?After all, some of the cultivation methods of the Buddhist Temple of White Bones say to imagine a girl rotting from a corpse to bones, and some say to imagine that the world is full of bones!And the Bone Essence means that the bones become fine, so does it have something to do with the Bone Concept?Could it be that Tang Seng imagined the beautiful girl as a bone, but felt uncomfortable, thinking that the girl was "seducing" him, and then combined the bone and the girl into one, and regarded it as the bone spirit?

Hiss...it turns out that Nima's "Journey to the West" is a travelogue written by a mental patient who kills and steals money!This is too spooky! (To be continued..)