Coquettish Rebirth

"Hung-chien, if we want to write this novel, I think we can choose a little more plots than the plots in your movies?" After saying that she would write such a novel, Miss Rowling immediately began to play She's the level of a professional writer, too. "Oh? How do you say it?" Jia Hongjian asked curiously. "Because the length of the movie is limited, it must be short and must be more compact, but the novel is different. The novel can easily be written to 300 pages. A 90-minute movie may be the entire journey to the west. Brigade can only select four to five stories to focus on the description, but it is different as a novel. Even if more than 20 pages are used to describe one story, ten or more can be easily described. But if the page is larger, the actual It can also give readers more clues through novels, and can also set up more hints..." Rowling's softness on her face has not disappeared at this time, but her words are getting heavier and heavier, probably because they are so eloquent. More and more professional reasons.

Jia Hongjian listened and nodded, it is indeed so, and as a novel, there is another advantage - after buying the "Fantasy Journey of Youth Pi" in his previous life, it was a book that made him hate it when he first read it. !When I first bought this book, it was procrastinating and ugly. It just talked about Pai’s life in India when he was a child, about various religions, and how Pai’s father taught his children, and then let the tiger eat the small animals. That depiction is called a bloody one.Although this book had a plot at the beginning, it never had a main line—there was no main line that could catch people, so Jia Hongjian looked tired.But later.These former educations and so on combined with the drifting later, vaguely turned into a kind of implying rush!

Of course, as far as I know some things now, at least when writing this book, Martel was still a pure dick, and his writing skills were not good enough, so he procrastinated the previous writing.However, such a procrastinating novel eventually sold 700 million copies in Europe and America!What does this mean?It shows that readers' requirements for novels are not as high as those for movies!Maybe after the audience enters the cinema, after watching for half an hour, they find that they are still procrastinating, and they can't stand it and leave directly.But the novel itself seems to be a leisurely time as much as possible.A time to do something less rushed.Even if it delays a little, readers can bear it.

In this way, it is obvious that procrastination is allowed, and naturally adding more plots is even more allowed!And if more plots are added, it can actually help in the selection of materials for future movies!Try more!

"Then if we want to write such a novel, how do you think the specific plot should be set up?" Jia Hongjian said with a smile and began to "interview" Rowling.It's called an interview.It wasn't actually an interview at all.Could it be that Jia Hung-chien still said that Rowling's thinking was wrong and he would not let Rowling write it?Obviously impossible!Rowling has a pen.If she can write a good story, even if the story she came up with is not good, then Jia Hongjian and Li An will help to think about it together!You can even pull Jiang Wen to help you think about it.What's the matter!

"The specific plot..." Rowling thought for a while, then smiled softly, just like her older sister kindly answered her younger brother's question, "I think the first story you told earlier showed a beautiful story like a children's fairy tale. The story is very good. And under such a bloody story on the second floor, it is obviously a stroke of genius to set up a plausible third-story story. When it comes to specifics, this is how I see it-at the beginning, it can make Tang Seng Instead of leaving your China as the emperor’s legal brother as in the scene in Journey to the West, let him leave China as a smuggler in a personal capacity..."

The so-called "Emperor's legal brother" in Rowling's words is the so-called "Yudi".However, Europeans basically believe in Christianity—even Catholicism and Orthodox Church have slightly different teachings, but the three schools have the same root.Let alone these three, even if it is Islam or Judaism, they are all of the same root!These religions of them all have a collective name - the religions of Abraham!

In this Christianity and even the Abrahamic religions, they all pay attention to the so-called brothers and sisters in the religion.For example, during the Crusades, the knights of the knight order did not call each other xxx knight or sir, but called each other xxxbrother, which is a title like xxx brother.Since the congregants in other religions are all brothers and sisters, naturally there is no such a ritual and concept of non-blood relationship worship called blood relationship.Therefore, for Europeans and Americans, the concept of sworn brotherhood to Jinlan is not easy to understand, nor is it easy to explain.

In the end, Jia Hongjian explained to Spielberg and Rowling that the emperor gave Tang Xuanzang a similar status as a "legal brother".This kind of "legal brotherhood" is of course not a true legal brotherhood, otherwise Tang Xuanzang would have the right of inheritance and the order of succession, and he would also have the status of a Qin king.This so-called "legal brother" actually means "brother-in-law, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, brother-in-law" in English!That's right, just like the father-in-law is the "legal father", Jia Hongjian just used this concept to explain, and borrowed this concept to tell them what it means to have no blood relationship but have a similar concept of kinship.

"Then, he went out of the country alone and followed the merchants all the way. Soon they came to your Northwest China... that is called the Gobi Desert... right? Walked over there... yours Are there any robbers in history? Yes? Well, that is, a group of robbers came out. This group of robbers is quite inhumane. They not only steal money, but also have no professional ethics. They are like cats and mice when they come up. Playing with the merchants, and then began to kill the merchants one by one. Just when Tang Seng was about to arrive, a shadow came from the far horizon, and then there was an explosion, the ground rumbled, and sand covering the sky was raised. Dust. When the dust gradually dissipated, I saw a monster figure that was as huge as a modern ape, but strong and terrifying appeared in front of Tang Seng. This is an ape, a tailless ape, with a slight Broken armor, holding a thick and long copper-colored metal rod in his hand... and as the yellow sand dispersed, the once mighty bandits around him fell to the ground one by one. Climbing up, everyone was shocked and wanted to run away, but at this moment, the ape swung the metal bar and killed them one by one..."

Rowling described such a story vividly and vividly. This story is so full of pictures, it really makes Jia Hongjian's blood boil!But who knew that just after saying this, Sister Rowling suddenly smiled, and then looked at Jia Hongjian with a look of embarrassment, "You Chinese are really serious, why did you let this ape hold a male genitalia?" Prototype weapon?"

"Huh?" Jia Hongjian was dumbfounded at the time!What does your sister's golden cudgel have to do with male genitalia?Sister, are you too horny, do you need to be so imaginative!Before Jia Hongjian had time to speak, Rowling saw his surprised expression. As a result, the eldest sister smiled softly at that time, and then explained in a slightly embarrassed voice, "It can be bigger and bigger. It becomes smaller and stick-shaped... Finally, I asked the Taoist researchers in the United States, and they said that in your Chinese Taoist classics, the lower abdomen of a man is called "sea", and this golden cudgel is the so-called "sea". 【Dinghaishen Needle Iron】, should this refer to the words of men?"

Whoops I'm going!Jia Hongjian was really stupid at this moment!What?There is such a saying about this golden cudgel?Does Taoism really have that kind of saying?If this is the case, just saying that the Golden Cudgel is the Dinghaishen Needle Iron has little to do with Little Ding Ding, but it is also a stick-shaped object, which can be as big or as small as it can be... This, this, this makes How embarrassing is human, how can this be associated with little Ding Ding!

Jia Hongjian was in a state of embarrassment, but he watched Rowling take the initiative to help him find a step down, "Haha, but I have to say that your Chinese writers are quite smart, using male sexuality as a weapon, which can fully It shows the violent side of men and the side of reproductive worship. It just so happens that our film still wants to position Sun Wukong as the tyrannical side of Tang Seng's heart. In this way, it is just right for Sun Wukong to use the golden cudgel. Because men's testosterone is so It is true that men are stronger than women, but at the same time they are also more irritable and aggressive! So even from the perspective of modern medicine and psychology, Sun Wukong, a schizophrenic character, is very typical And it's very scientific..."

To be honest, Jia Hongjian was already in his forties, so how could he be so shy when he heard a woman mentioning a man named Ding Ding?A middle-aged man like him is the main narrator of all kinds of pornographic jokes in various offices, okay?Although Jia Hongjian didn't talk about it himself, his peers talked too much about it. Was he really shy?And after 30, who gets married again, who would be shy about dirty jokes?The eldest sister who is relaxed in the office can really tell dirty jokes with middle-aged men!Anyway, everyone is married at the same age, has experienced that incident, and everyone is about the same, so what else can we say?So Jia Hongjian was really not embarrassed because of this matter at this time, he was embarrassed because he was asking how can a foreign old woman know more about China than he Jia Hongjian?How embarrassing is this! (To be continued..)