Coquettish Rebirth

Full text without advertisements Chapter [-] Self-hanging southeast branch

Zhang Chaoyang feels very troubled these days. For some reason, some IT companies on the east coast seem to have heard about the Sherlock Holmes engine that is popular in the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Engine, after knowing that this engine has passed the patent registration long ago, and it is owned by a company from China, they simply started the idea of ​​poaching people.With the hard work of the past few days, the IT company business card that Zhang Chaoyang received can be made into a deck of playing cards!

When the headhunters of these companies approached Zhang Chaoyang, they offered him very favorable treatment, such as an annual salary of US$15 to US$20, and one month of paid vacation every year.To be honest, when I first heard it, Zhang Chaoyang was really tempted for a moment!But when he looked back and thought about it carefully, he immediately stopped dumping these IT companies who came to poach corners.Why?Because Zhang Chaoyang is not a local leopard who has never seen the world, does he not know the virtues of these companies in the United States?

If some companies have a bad style, after poaching potential key employees of the new company at high prices, they will use various reasons to poach them in a few months after getting the original company’s secrets from those employees in various ways. If the employees are kicked away, they will only pay one month's wages!

Even if some companies have a better style of work, they won't cross the river and tear down the bridge like this, but even if you join a big company, the treatment is good, but the scale of a big company requires division of labor and cooperation everywhere, and it is impossible to allow individual heroism to exist, even if it is Zhang Chaoyang. Being reused in the past, he is also a part of the team, and will never be the team leader!

But staying in Huaxia Hi-Tech is different!There are only two people in their current Huaxia High-tech team, one is Ye Jing and the other is him. These days, Ye Jing always mentions Jia Hongjian, and seeing her expression when she mentions Jia Hongjian, how could Zhang Chaoyang guess? Isn't this Jia Hongjian's girlfriend?

So, now he is in the same team with the future proprietress, and if he is in the whole team, he will be No.1 under the proprietress!In the future, the proprietress will definitely not take care of everything like that, so Zhang Chaoyang will be the proprietress' deputy and Jia Hongjian's deputy!What status is this?In the future, it’s not easy to say, such as a million annual salary, or even the right to share dividends with an in-service partner, is that what you can get if you change jobs to a big company?

Finally, Jia Hongjian's Huaxia Hi-Tech is one of the most famous companies in China. Although it is not as strong as the one-story office building bought by Jianlibao, it can still set up a billboard in Times Square. How can this be said? It's all the pride of the Chinese people, even out of the Chinese people's mentality of supporting the Chinese, he can't change jobs so dishonestly, can't he?

Due to various reasons, Zhang Chaoyang directly decided that he would be crucified in Huaxia Hi-Tech for the rest of his life. As long as Jia Hongjian didn't let him down, he would never let Jia Hongjian down in his life!

Right now, this chapter Chaoyang has basically completed all the improvement suggestions put forward by many people in MIT. (Free download of full-text e-book) In the current Sherlock Holmes search engine, not only the email function is added, but also the classification pre-search function is added.In this category pre-search function, Zhang Chaoyang imitated Yahoo and added a lot of links to cool sites in the background, such as America Online, so that users only need to click on the category they are interested in, and it will directly pop up Websites carefully selected by Zhang Chaoyang and Ye Jing!They don't believe that they can't clean up Yahoo!

"I'm back!" Ye Jing's voice came from the room at this time. "Miss Boss, are we going to buy a domain name instead?" Zhang Chaoyang asked Ye Jing who bought a bunch of food and entered the house. "You can buy it now?" Ye Jing was a little surprised.

"Well, it's not interesting in our mit now. I have almost completed the suggestions they put forward, and we can't complete the stress test like this. If we buy a domain name and move it to the public network, we can also know the server Can it last, if I can, then I will start to do the PPC advertisement and advertising promotion platform proposed by Mr. Jia..." Zhang Chaoyang said.

"Well, that's fine! I'll buy the domain name now... I'll buy it tomorrow, and now I'll call the boss to ask what domain name he likes!" Ye Jing clapped her hands and said with a smile after putting down the food.What she likes most now is to call Jia Hongjian. After dialing Jia Hongjian's number, she only hears Jia Hongjian asking, "Hello."

"Hey, Hung-chien, did I wake you up? I'm sorry, are you not mad at me? Not mad? Hey, let me ask you, that search engine, if it becomes bigger in the future, what do you want to call it? What's your name?" "What's your name? It's Baiguhu!" Jia Hongjian said sleepily while lying on the bed.

What is Baiguhu?It is a combination of Baidu, Google, and Yahoo!Such a fit, it is simply a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, with the old cow on the waist and the dragon's head on the chest, people should kill people, and Buddhas should kill Buddhas!When Ding Sanshi was asked to make the spider program, Jia Hongjian really thought about what to name it, but the first thing that popped into his mind at that time was this copycat search engine of later generations, which is called triple network in one. , can directly display the search results of three search engines on the same screen!

"Hundred Valley Tiger? Why is it so weird? How do you spell English? How do you get a domain name?" Ye Jing asked while holding a pen on the other end of the phone, preparing to take notes.

"English, English is baigoohoo! The domain name is... Wait, why are you asking this?" Jia Hongjian finally regained consciousness at this time, and asked Ye Jing back.

"I..." Ye Jing panicked when she heard it at this time, "I want to help you occupy the domain name in advance! When you registered the patent before, didn't you mean that even if the engine was not optimized very well, you could still Do you want to register a patent first to occupy the pit. I thought that I should simply occupy the domain name first, otherwise what should I do if the domain name you like is occupied by someone else in the future?"

I have to say that this Ye Jing was a natural match with Jia Hongjian. How could she lie like Jia Hongjian and not make drafts?When Jia Hongjian was reminded by her at this time, he remembered Lianxiang Company. The English name of Lianxiang Company used to be "legend" in China. Later, when he was preparing to enter the international market, Liu Chuanzhi suddenly discovered this name in surprise. It was taken over by a foreign company. In desperation, the entire Lianxiang began to change the logo, and finally changed it to "lenovo".

"Wait, that Baiguhu was talking nonsense just now, I haven't thought of a name yet." Jia Hongjian who got serious didn't think of a suitable name for a while.

"How about Sherlock Holmes? Just like a great detective, he can help you find out everything you ask him?" Ye Jing had an idea at this time, and promoted the name she came up with.Jia Hongjian heard it over there, and thought it was really good. Although the name of Sherlock Holmes is in a novel written by Conan Doyle, no matter which country's copyright law it is counted on, the copyright has expired. To put it bluntly, it is Anyone can use it casually, but there is really no registered trademark and domain name with Sherlock Holmes in the Internet field!

"Okay, just register this." Jia Hongjian nodded.

On the next morning, Jia Hongjian, who got up and came to the company, began to write songs for little Lolita in his notebook.There is no doubt that the first and second songs are "5000 Years of China" and "The People's Revolution" respectively, so what song will be arranged for little loli next?

Arrange a place with a stronger cultural atmosphere?A song that is full of the Chinese style of later generations?For some reason, Jia Hongjian suddenly thought of the poems that Little Lolita wrote together when he first met him—"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, a group of egrets go up to the blue sky", "Red Crisp Hands, yellow vine wine, two orioles singing green willows"...

"That's right! Just write him a poem skewer!" Jia Hongjian thought of a good idea. In his previous life on the Internet, he once came to a poetry forum with a group of painful poetry lovers. Poetry Solitaire, the poems that were matched at that time were quite elegant, but the content was all kinds of hilarious, and some people even said that if the content of this poem is released, it will definitely give students a low score in Chinese in the college entrance examination!

Later, Jia Hongjian and several netizens collaborated on a strange and hilarious song called "Self-Hanging Southeast Branch" based on this medley of poems. Now it's better to use this song and let the little girl sing it!As soon as he thought of it, Jia Hongjian began to write the lyrics of "Self-hanging Southeast Branch" directly on the paper.

"If you are young and don't work hard, it is better to hang the southeast branch yourself - last year and today in this gate, the lotus flower in Yingri is so red, flying down three thousand feet, people grow and hate water and go east. It is difficult to say goodbye when we meet, and it is difficult to say goodbye to the west wind. Another year, the Ming Dynasty distributed flat boats to carry the hatred of the generals across the south of the Yangtze River. On the island of the river, the moon is on the head of the willow, and the orchid boat is alone. I asked you how much you can worry, but said that the sky is cool and the autumn is cool. Qingqing Riverside Grass, the spring breeze in February is like scissors. Know how many flowers fall, and the youth will grow old in the near future. After the new rain in the empty mountain, hang the southeast branch by yourself. If you want to see a thousand miles, hang the southeast branch by yourself. No relatives and friends have a word. Hang the southeast branch by yourself, life is alive If you don't like it, it's better to hang the southeast branch yourself..."

Compared with songs such as "Mouse Loves Rice" on the Internet in later generations, Jia Hongjian obviously believes that Internet songs such as "Self-hanging Southeast Branch" can be called Internet songs-looking at the amount of knowledge in it, it can not only make people Everyone reviews and learns ancient poems, and at the same time can get a hilarious experience. Isn't this much better than a mouse loving rice?

"The road is obstructed and long, so it's better to sleep high and eat extra, you don't meet each other in life, it's better to sleep high and eat extra, drive to Guyuan, it's better to sleep high and eat extra, stop and sit in Fenglin, it's better to sleep high and eat extra!" Thinking and hating you, the independent small building is full of wind, knowing whether you know it or not, let me eliminate the eternal sorrow..."

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