Coquettish Rebirth
Chapter 27 Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger
Not long after Liu Min made the calling call, several interview vehicles arrived at the intersection of Loushanguan Road and Tianshan Road, and more than a dozen writers and photographers met Jia Hongjian and others. :Updating the text chapter is the fastest: After briefly introducing the ins and outs of the claim incident, Jia Hongjian presented his chain of evidence to the reporters who came to help.
The chain of evidence he presented on his own initiative dispelled the vigilance of those reporters. After confirming that Jia Hongjian had at least one ten-thousand chance of defrauding them, each of them became full of enthusiasm. "By the way, do you guys have any video cameras or cameras that are easier to hide?" Jia Hongjian suddenly had a very bad idea.
"What do you mean?" Liu Min seemed to realize something, and asked keenly. "I mean, uncles, aunts, and elder sisters are uncrowned kings after all. As soon as you show up in their mall, you may immediately stop and admit your mistake. How boring is this? If you bring hidden cameras, cameras, or hidden tape recorders with me Let’s go together, and then the scenes collected in this way are more newsworthy? We have to expose their real ugly faces in front of readers and audiences across the country, otherwise ordinary people will think that they are really easy to speak when they come to find an explanation. "
When the little vixen Wang Danshui heard Jia Hongjian's words, he immediately stared at him with surprise eyes shining.Yes, surprise!Wang Danshui is not a good girl in the first place, oh no, she is not a good girl in the traditional sense, she is the queen of the demon clan, she is a little wild cat!She was the one who kept tricking Jia Hongjian when she was a child!The method that Jia Hongjian came up with now really suits her taste!
Didn't the person surnamed Li just secretly hid the tape recorder to set them a trap, so now they can completely treat him in their own way!If the direct reporters went there with their cameras open and aboveboard, then those surnamed Yang and those surnamed Li would immediately behave like gentlemen—they are such disgusting villains!But what about secretly using video cameras and tape recorders?They must have thought that they would not be recorded, and then they would show evil faces!
This method of revenge by setting traps and harming others is simply too suitable for her taste!Looking at Jia Hongjian, who had won her heart so much, and Jia Hongjian, who was now surrounded by everyone like a moon, she really gave him a sweet and big hug, and then promised him that she would never be in love again in the future. If you don't take off his pants, you definitely won't use the "rape" method to fight with him anymore!
At this time, Jia Hongjian noticed Wang Danshui's gaze, and he turned his head to look at her mixed eyes of surprise and admiration, and cast a small electric eye at her.Of course he knows what his childhood sweetheart Wang Danshui is probably thinking at this time, but he will not tell Wang Danshui that his plan is actually the "pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger" that often appears in online novels later, and he will not even tell him now. Wang Danshui, for a while, he is going to pretend to be a weakling, a little piggy who is not threatening, and after arousing all the arrogance of those people in Ziyun Mall, he will reveal the real situation...
Face slapping is only interesting if you play it like this, isn't it?Only in this way can the surname Yang and the surname Li not be able to get along in the future, right?
"Great idea!" At this time, a group of reporters were also pleasantly surprised, "Student Jia, this idea is very good. According to the rules of our journalists association, we should also report objective facts, but it is the same as Heisenberg's uncertainty theorem. , if we openly conduct interviews, the objective facts themselves will be affected by our identities!" Some TV reporters even raised Jia Hongjian's malicious ideas to the level of journalistic laws!
Next, a group of reporters borrowed a small tape recorder, cut open the bag that concealed the camera, and even without Jia Hongjian's call, these reporters who were accustomed to wearing vests took off their vests, so that At first glance, it is really no different from ordinary people!
"Reporters, uncles, aunts and sisters, please keep quiet for a while, otherwise your voice will be recorded, and the interview effect will not be good. You should pretend that you are here to go shopping and drop by to watch the excitement. Don't be in a rush. In the past, they spread out from different directions and different angles..." Jia Hongjian reminded everyone before starting.
Upon hearing Jia Hongjian's words, the reporters were taken aback for a moment. If he hadn't reminded him so much, they would have subconsciously wanted to follow Jia Hongjian in a swarm. "Oh, Xiao Jia, you can do it, you have some ideas!" Liu Min praised Jia Hongjian with admiration.
"Hehe." Will Jia Hongjian tell them that this is the consequence of watching too many movies later on?In future American spy films and detective films, there will be scenes where passers-by are actually policemen and FBI agents in disguise. Will he casually tell others this kind of secret information?
After the reporters dispersed, Jia Hongjian looked at the little fox Jing Wang Danshui who was still standing beside him, "Go, remember to behave naturally for a while, don't do it deliberately for the sake of performance, otherwise it will be easy to make mistakes."
When the two of them arrived at the entrance of Ziyun Mall, they saw that the dozen or so reporters had basically pretended to be curious and were secretly filming near the entrance of the mall.As soon as he walked to the entrance, he found that Yang Minxiong was standing inside the entrance of the mall, and Section Chief Li had gone somewhere.
"Surnamed Su, you'd better take the troublemaker away now, do you hear me?" Yang Minxiong pointed at Jia Hongjian and cursed aggressively when he saw Jia Hongjian approaching, " We have already called the police, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you don't leave, you will wait to go to the police station!"
After he finished speaking aggressively, he only noticed that Jia Hongjian, whose pseudonym was "Ms. Su", hesitated for a moment, and he suddenly seemed to have discovered some flaws!Yes, for a social veteran like Yang Minxiong, his hesitation towards Jia Hongjian is like a carnivore running away from its prey. This is evidence that he has discovered that the other party can be hunted by him!
"Don't blame me for not telling you, Su, when you are taken to the police station, our company's legal department will immediately go to the court to file a complaint!" He grinned grinningly, "Do you know that your behavior is against the people?" crime? Do you know that you are deliberately defrauding state property? Huh?"
Jia Hongjian didn't say a word at this time, but just stared at Yang Minxiong blankly, obviously a little hesitant and didn't expect such serious consequences. "Hmph! We...we act in accordance with the law! You, you are the fraud!"
Needless to say Yang Minxiong, even the little wild cat Wang Danshui could hear the unconfident and emboldened stubbornness in his voice when he heard his words.She looked at Jia Hongjian in surprise, she couldn't figure out why he who just said that he wanted to expose the evil face of the mall was suddenly so weak...
etc!Expose the evil face?Yang Minxiong's face is quite evil now... Could it be that dear Jia Hongjian is pretending to be weak now?
That's right!Jia Hongjian was pretending to be a piggy!Now that the reporters are around and secretly filming, can Jia Hongjian not seize the opportunity to pretend to be a gentleman?Can you not pretend to be innocent in front of readers and audiences across the country like a newborn baby?But he can't be too soft all at once!If you scolded Yang Minxiong before, and after 5 minutes, you came forward and begged for mercy weakly, and showed every possible way to talk to the other party, let alone Yang Minxiong, even a fool can feel that something is wrong?
Therefore, Jia Hongjian has to take advantage of Yang Minxiong's habit of standing on the moral high ground to criticize and intimidate others, to slowly soften it little by little!And the first step of softening is to hesitate about the other party's intimidation!In this day and age, what could make ordinary people weaker than seeing the police?This is not the 21st century, and the people in mainland China have not yet learned the bullishness of "the police are amazing?" But it's cracking down!Crackdown is a time when even street gangsters may be caught and shot at targets!
"Hmph, now you're still talking about the law?" Yang Minxiong was more than just arrogance. He looked at Jia Hongjian contemptuously, and then said with a sneer, "You scattered people, at most we The mall will exchange the goods for you. Otherwise, in a few minutes, you just want to regret it. Don’t think about the consumer rights protection law anymore, will that thing work? "
"However, the items in your shop are indeed not real!" Jia Hongjian said a little weakly at the right time.This sentence immediately caused a backlash from Yang Minxiong, "What is true or false? If I say it is true, it is true! Sony's repair center can identify a fart! I even identified their repair center as fake!"
"Exactly!" At this time, Section Chief Li walked over from the side, and said with a smirk, "Let's not say it was appraised by Sony's repair center, so what if it was appraised by Sony's headquarters in Japan? What we say is true! You Still want to claim compensation? It would be great if I can exchange the goods for you! Still want to claim compensation? Bah! Treason!"
Hearing this, Jia Hongjian really wanted to applaud these two buddies!These two villains really cooperated enough, he, Jia Hongjian, just pretended to shrink back a little bit, and they began to get carried away!They started talking nonsense without shame!They thought that those onlookers had nothing to record, and they thought that no one would be able to catch them?
"Mister, are you Yang Minxiong, Director Yang of the Operations Department? Hello, I am a reporter from "Consumer Daily". Does what you said just now represent the attitude of Ziyun Mall where you are? May I ask if you know your Are those words intimidating consumers who want to defend their rights?" Suddenly, Liu Min, who was pretending to be a bystander, stood up with her press card, and she also took out a small tape recorder from her trouser pocket and wanted to Interview recording.
"You?" Yang Minxiong was stunned for a moment, but after a second he suddenly realized something, and said angrily, "You! You are still a reporter! Are you speaking for the party or the common people?"
As soon as he said this, everyone on the spot was stunned. Except for him, everyone seemed to have a vague feeling that there seemed to be something wrong with this sentence. "Shouyou, is this guy from time travel? Can he even say such things in this era? Does he really want to get along? He doesn't even want to be a member of the party?" Laugh out loud, comrade!There are some things you can do, but you can't say, you know?Every year in our party meeting, we say that we represent the vast majority of the common people in China. Dear Director Yang, are you trying to slap the party in the face?
At this time, not only Liu Min, but also other reporters got angry, and one reporter even asked directly without revealing his identity: "You mean that the party and the people are not one? Do you mean that if you are the mouthpiece of the party, you cannot speak for the common people?"
"I..." Yang Minxiong also realized that something was wrong at this time, he suddenly remembered that Liu Min, a reporter, still had a tape recorder in his hand!He couldn't let those words be recorded!He rushed forward in an instant and snatched the tape recorder from Liu Min's hand, then slammed it to the ground, and even tore off the tape that fell out!Evidence must not be kept!
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The chain of evidence he presented on his own initiative dispelled the vigilance of those reporters. After confirming that Jia Hongjian had at least one ten-thousand chance of defrauding them, each of them became full of enthusiasm. "By the way, do you guys have any video cameras or cameras that are easier to hide?" Jia Hongjian suddenly had a very bad idea.
"What do you mean?" Liu Min seemed to realize something, and asked keenly. "I mean, uncles, aunts, and elder sisters are uncrowned kings after all. As soon as you show up in their mall, you may immediately stop and admit your mistake. How boring is this? If you bring hidden cameras, cameras, or hidden tape recorders with me Let’s go together, and then the scenes collected in this way are more newsworthy? We have to expose their real ugly faces in front of readers and audiences across the country, otherwise ordinary people will think that they are really easy to speak when they come to find an explanation. "
When the little vixen Wang Danshui heard Jia Hongjian's words, he immediately stared at him with surprise eyes shining.Yes, surprise!Wang Danshui is not a good girl in the first place, oh no, she is not a good girl in the traditional sense, she is the queen of the demon clan, she is a little wild cat!She was the one who kept tricking Jia Hongjian when she was a child!The method that Jia Hongjian came up with now really suits her taste!
Didn't the person surnamed Li just secretly hid the tape recorder to set them a trap, so now they can completely treat him in their own way!If the direct reporters went there with their cameras open and aboveboard, then those surnamed Yang and those surnamed Li would immediately behave like gentlemen—they are such disgusting villains!But what about secretly using video cameras and tape recorders?They must have thought that they would not be recorded, and then they would show evil faces!
This method of revenge by setting traps and harming others is simply too suitable for her taste!Looking at Jia Hongjian, who had won her heart so much, and Jia Hongjian, who was now surrounded by everyone like a moon, she really gave him a sweet and big hug, and then promised him that she would never be in love again in the future. If you don't take off his pants, you definitely won't use the "rape" method to fight with him anymore!
At this time, Jia Hongjian noticed Wang Danshui's gaze, and he turned his head to look at her mixed eyes of surprise and admiration, and cast a small electric eye at her.Of course he knows what his childhood sweetheart Wang Danshui is probably thinking at this time, but he will not tell Wang Danshui that his plan is actually the "pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger" that often appears in online novels later, and he will not even tell him now. Wang Danshui, for a while, he is going to pretend to be a weakling, a little piggy who is not threatening, and after arousing all the arrogance of those people in Ziyun Mall, he will reveal the real situation...
Face slapping is only interesting if you play it like this, isn't it?Only in this way can the surname Yang and the surname Li not be able to get along in the future, right?
"Great idea!" At this time, a group of reporters were also pleasantly surprised, "Student Jia, this idea is very good. According to the rules of our journalists association, we should also report objective facts, but it is the same as Heisenberg's uncertainty theorem. , if we openly conduct interviews, the objective facts themselves will be affected by our identities!" Some TV reporters even raised Jia Hongjian's malicious ideas to the level of journalistic laws!
Next, a group of reporters borrowed a small tape recorder, cut open the bag that concealed the camera, and even without Jia Hongjian's call, these reporters who were accustomed to wearing vests took off their vests, so that At first glance, it is really no different from ordinary people!
"Reporters, uncles, aunts and sisters, please keep quiet for a while, otherwise your voice will be recorded, and the interview effect will not be good. You should pretend that you are here to go shopping and drop by to watch the excitement. Don't be in a rush. In the past, they spread out from different directions and different angles..." Jia Hongjian reminded everyone before starting.
Upon hearing Jia Hongjian's words, the reporters were taken aback for a moment. If he hadn't reminded him so much, they would have subconsciously wanted to follow Jia Hongjian in a swarm. "Oh, Xiao Jia, you can do it, you have some ideas!" Liu Min praised Jia Hongjian with admiration.
"Hehe." Will Jia Hongjian tell them that this is the consequence of watching too many movies later on?In future American spy films and detective films, there will be scenes where passers-by are actually policemen and FBI agents in disguise. Will he casually tell others this kind of secret information?
After the reporters dispersed, Jia Hongjian looked at the little fox Jing Wang Danshui who was still standing beside him, "Go, remember to behave naturally for a while, don't do it deliberately for the sake of performance, otherwise it will be easy to make mistakes."
When the two of them arrived at the entrance of Ziyun Mall, they saw that the dozen or so reporters had basically pretended to be curious and were secretly filming near the entrance of the mall.As soon as he walked to the entrance, he found that Yang Minxiong was standing inside the entrance of the mall, and Section Chief Li had gone somewhere.
"Surnamed Su, you'd better take the troublemaker away now, do you hear me?" Yang Minxiong pointed at Jia Hongjian and cursed aggressively when he saw Jia Hongjian approaching, " We have already called the police, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you don't leave, you will wait to go to the police station!"
After he finished speaking aggressively, he only noticed that Jia Hongjian, whose pseudonym was "Ms. Su", hesitated for a moment, and he suddenly seemed to have discovered some flaws!Yes, for a social veteran like Yang Minxiong, his hesitation towards Jia Hongjian is like a carnivore running away from its prey. This is evidence that he has discovered that the other party can be hunted by him!
"Don't blame me for not telling you, Su, when you are taken to the police station, our company's legal department will immediately go to the court to file a complaint!" He grinned grinningly, "Do you know that your behavior is against the people?" crime? Do you know that you are deliberately defrauding state property? Huh?"
Jia Hongjian didn't say a word at this time, but just stared at Yang Minxiong blankly, obviously a little hesitant and didn't expect such serious consequences. "Hmph! We...we act in accordance with the law! You, you are the fraud!"
Needless to say Yang Minxiong, even the little wild cat Wang Danshui could hear the unconfident and emboldened stubbornness in his voice when he heard his words.She looked at Jia Hongjian in surprise, she couldn't figure out why he who just said that he wanted to expose the evil face of the mall was suddenly so weak...
etc!Expose the evil face?Yang Minxiong's face is quite evil now... Could it be that dear Jia Hongjian is pretending to be weak now?
That's right!Jia Hongjian was pretending to be a piggy!Now that the reporters are around and secretly filming, can Jia Hongjian not seize the opportunity to pretend to be a gentleman?Can you not pretend to be innocent in front of readers and audiences across the country like a newborn baby?But he can't be too soft all at once!If you scolded Yang Minxiong before, and after 5 minutes, you came forward and begged for mercy weakly, and showed every possible way to talk to the other party, let alone Yang Minxiong, even a fool can feel that something is wrong?
Therefore, Jia Hongjian has to take advantage of Yang Minxiong's habit of standing on the moral high ground to criticize and intimidate others, to slowly soften it little by little!And the first step of softening is to hesitate about the other party's intimidation!In this day and age, what could make ordinary people weaker than seeing the police?This is not the 21st century, and the people in mainland China have not yet learned the bullishness of "the police are amazing?" But it's cracking down!Crackdown is a time when even street gangsters may be caught and shot at targets!
"Hmph, now you're still talking about the law?" Yang Minxiong was more than just arrogance. He looked at Jia Hongjian contemptuously, and then said with a sneer, "You scattered people, at most we The mall will exchange the goods for you. Otherwise, in a few minutes, you just want to regret it. Don’t think about the consumer rights protection law anymore, will that thing work? "
"However, the items in your shop are indeed not real!" Jia Hongjian said a little weakly at the right time.This sentence immediately caused a backlash from Yang Minxiong, "What is true or false? If I say it is true, it is true! Sony's repair center can identify a fart! I even identified their repair center as fake!"
"Exactly!" At this time, Section Chief Li walked over from the side, and said with a smirk, "Let's not say it was appraised by Sony's repair center, so what if it was appraised by Sony's headquarters in Japan? What we say is true! You Still want to claim compensation? It would be great if I can exchange the goods for you! Still want to claim compensation? Bah! Treason!"
Hearing this, Jia Hongjian really wanted to applaud these two buddies!These two villains really cooperated enough, he, Jia Hongjian, just pretended to shrink back a little bit, and they began to get carried away!They started talking nonsense without shame!They thought that those onlookers had nothing to record, and they thought that no one would be able to catch them?
"Mister, are you Yang Minxiong, Director Yang of the Operations Department? Hello, I am a reporter from "Consumer Daily". Does what you said just now represent the attitude of Ziyun Mall where you are? May I ask if you know your Are those words intimidating consumers who want to defend their rights?" Suddenly, Liu Min, who was pretending to be a bystander, stood up with her press card, and she also took out a small tape recorder from her trouser pocket and wanted to Interview recording.
"You?" Yang Minxiong was stunned for a moment, but after a second he suddenly realized something, and said angrily, "You! You are still a reporter! Are you speaking for the party or the common people?"
As soon as he said this, everyone on the spot was stunned. Except for him, everyone seemed to have a vague feeling that there seemed to be something wrong with this sentence. "Shouyou, is this guy from time travel? Can he even say such things in this era? Does he really want to get along? He doesn't even want to be a member of the party?" Laugh out loud, comrade!There are some things you can do, but you can't say, you know?Every year in our party meeting, we say that we represent the vast majority of the common people in China. Dear Director Yang, are you trying to slap the party in the face?
At this time, not only Liu Min, but also other reporters got angry, and one reporter even asked directly without revealing his identity: "You mean that the party and the people are not one? Do you mean that if you are the mouthpiece of the party, you cannot speak for the common people?"
"I..." Yang Minxiong also realized that something was wrong at this time, he suddenly remembered that Liu Min, a reporter, still had a tape recorder in his hand!He couldn't let those words be recorded!He rushed forward in an instant and snatched the tape recorder from Liu Min's hand, then slammed it to the ground, and even tore off the tape that fell out!Evidence must not be kept!
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