Coquettish Rebirth

Surprisingly, it really happened!

Leaving aside where the accident happened, let's say that when the 24th best original song has been awarded out of 20 awards, Jia Hongjian and his crew still only have two statuettes. No.20 is an award, that is the award for best director.Jia Hongjian knew that Nolan was going to win the Best Director Award, so when the award presenter was finally about to present the award, Jia Hongjian even reminded Nolan not to forget the agreement between the two of them. "Chris, don't forget that if you win the prize, you have to promise me to do something." "Okay... what is it?" Nolan suddenly realized after nodding unpreparedly at first. Something was wrong, so I asked immediately.

But as soon as he finished asking, the award presenters began to read the list of nominees-"The nominees are-Lon Howard "A Beautiful Mind", David Lynch "Mulholland Drive", Peter Jackson "Lord of the Rings" ", Robert Altman's "Gosford Manor", Christopher Nolan's "Tang Monk's Fantasy Journey". The winner is... Christopher Nolan!"

When he heard his name at that time, Nolan didn't get up to celebrate immediately, but was stunned for a moment in disbelief, and then seemed to realize something.But at this time, he still opened his mouth, and it was getting bigger and bigger!He didn't react until his wife pushed him, and then countless people around him extended their hands to congratulate him!He hurriedly hugged Jia Hongjian, and then walked on the stage with a confused look, as if he never thought that he could win the best director award at all!

On stage, when he saw the award presenter give him the statuette, Nolan was holding the statuette and looking at it, he was so excited that he couldn't speak! "Oh my God...I...I can't believe this is true! My God..." After he calmed down his emotions a little, he temporarily thought of words, "Oh... First of all, I would like to thank the organizing committee and my wife , Thanks to the crew. Of course, I would also like to thank Mr. Jia Hongjian. If it weren’t for his idea, I would never have been able to win this award. Uh... I remembered what Billy Crystal said, He said that film is about waiting. If you want to make a good movie, but you don’t have a script, you have to wait. If you have a good script, and there is no producer who can appreciate it, you have to wait. If you have a good script. There is If you have a good producer, but not enough investment, you have to wait. If you have several books, good production, enough investment, but you think the most suitable starring Tom Cruise, he just doesn’t want to play. You still have to wait .

But I was lucky, I met a good producer, he had a good idea, I had a good pen, we both worked together to come up with a good script, and he was quite rich.So all of a sudden, there was a good script, good production and enough investment, and finally the actors cooperated well...so.Thank you... Thank you Jia Hongjian, thank you everyone who has helped me and worked with me, without you, I would not be where I am today..."

After all, this Nolan got off the stage with the statuette.In the applause of the audience, he returned to his seat with a smile.He first hugged his wife, and then when the people around him snatched away the statuettes in curiosity and envy, Nolan looked at Jia Hongjian.He stretched out his hand to hug Jia Hongjian. "Thank you, man," he said.Jia Hongjian hugged him, "You're welcome, don't forget what you promised me. You have to listen to me and do something after you get the statuette." Saying this, Jia Hongjian's bad face Come out laughing.

"What do you want me to do?" Nolan froze for a moment, feeling a little bad. "Let's talk about it later." Who knew that Jia Hongjian wasn't going to say it now, and his gesture made Nolan even more uneasy.But the people around him were congratulating him again.He didn't have the time to be alone and feel anxious!

The next two awards are Best Actress and Best Actor.This year's best actress and best actor titles are both given to black actors, the best actress is Halle Berry, and the best actor is Denzel Washington in "Training Day".Such a thing that awarded the title of best actor and actress to black people.It is estimated that tomorrow the media in the United States will have another climax.Of course, they won’t be satirical, political correctness is always needed, and a group of people must be very enthusiastic about the rise of black power and the like.Jia Hung-chien has no opinion on these matters, and the Americans can yell as much as they like, and it doesn't affect him anyway. What he's thinking now is how to mess with Nolan.

Originally, Jia Hongjian had thought of some way to punish Nolan, but he thought of several ways—including what made Nolan run naked, what made Nolan paint his whole body blue or red in the middle of the night, so that He carried an inflatable doll on his bare buttocks and ran wildly through the streets of Los Angeles and even the streets of our big cities in China, while Jia Hongjian was filming beside him with a camera.Or find a few people to hold Nolan's hands and feet, and then hard-load the truck to some place on the street, tie him to a telephone pole, and then a group of people walk away, throwing Nolan on the street. hours or something.Or simply force Nolan to put on women's clothes, take a "portrait" of him, etc. These are all ways to make Jia Hongjian vent his anger!What kind of method will he choose to punish Nolan in the end?

Just as he was thinking about it, the black aunt who was hosting invited the award presenters to present the last award. "The next award is the last award of this awards ceremony, which is the best picture award as we all know. Who can get more awards today? "A Beautiful Mind" already has 3 awards, " The Lord of the Rings has already won three awards, and "Tang Monk" has two awards, and their scattered films have entered the nomination list, so who among them can win the championship? Next, let's look at the five nominated films respectively Yes—A Beautiful Mind, Gosford Park, The Lord of the Rings, Tang Priest, Moulin Rouge."

"Then, the winner of the Best Picture Award at the 74th Academy Awards is..." As she spoke, the female guest opened the envelope, took out a piece of paper, looked at it, and smiled at the scene. not talking!your sister!It's really a trick.But Jia Hongjian knew, isn't it the acquisition of a beautiful mind?Don't those old men in the Oscar membership like movies like A Beautiful Mind?So Jia Hongjian really didn't have any expectations at this time.But at this moment, the award-presenting female guest suddenly shouted from the stage: "Jia Hongjian, come on stage! Congratulations! Your "Tang Monk's Fantasy Journey" won the best film award!"

When Jia Hongjian heard this, he was really shocked!How did their film win Best Picture?Isn't it said that the best picture is "A Beautiful Mind"?That's the best picture of the Union Award!But at this moment, there was no time to confuse Jia Hongjian. Now everyone around was congratulating him, shaking hands with him, and even Ye Jing hugged him excitedly and kissed him! "Hurry up, baby, to receive the award. The guests above are all anxious." After kissing, Ye Jing took the little golden man from Jia Hongjian's hand and rushed him to receive the award.

Confused, Jia Hongjian stood up, and slowly walked up the stage in doubt.As he was walking, he thought, is it really he who won the award for your sister?Doesn't it mean that 80% of the trade union award can determine the final Oscar award?Didn't it mean that 8% of the best film of the Producers Union is the same as the best film of the Oscar, why is it different now?Could it be that he really encountered the 20% difference?real or fake?How lucky is he?correct!Speaking of which, every member can vote for the best movie. The producer union only has a few hundred members, but the entire academy has more than 6000 members!So the chances of this happening are actually quite high?

While he was thinking about it, Jia Hongjian had already arrived on the stage, watching the female award presenter give him the statuette, and then the guest came up to hug him.It was only at this time that Jia Hongjian thought of a problem - he had never prepared his acceptance speech before!Seeing the female guest stepped aside, letting Jia Hongjian monopolize the scenery in front of the microphone, and seeing thousands of people in the audience looking at him, Jia Hongjian thought for a while and had to speak!So he said, "Wow! I really didn't expect this award to be awarded to me... Really, I still can't believe it. Wait a minute, friends, I pinch my thigh to confirm this is It's not a dream, do you mind?"

When he said this, everyone in the audience laughed. They didn't expect Jia Hongjian to have such a good sense of humor!You must know that in the eyes of ordinary Americans, Chinese people seem to be a little introverted, and they seem to be a little too serious, like the kind of people who can't make jokes or play with them.So compared to Jia Hongjian, who still has a sense of humor, everyone feels very close!At this time, everyone thought that Jia Hongjian was just joking, but who knew that Jia Hongjian really saw Jia Hongjian pinching his thigh in the blink of an eye!wipe!After pinching, Jia Hongjian gasped!Did this dude really pinch?

Of course it was pinched!At this moment, Jia Hongjian still doesn't quite believe that his film really won the best picture!How did he get it?But there is no time to think about this issue now, he still has to continue his acceptance speech! "Well, this time I mainly thank all the partners. I have already thanked these people before, so this time I will thank those who have not been thanked before. I hope those who have been thanked before will not mind. Hehe, first of all Thank you for my country, thank you for a person like Tang Seng who really went to learn scriptures in history, without him, there would be no such a story, and then thank my parents, without them I would not grow up like I am today, and thank me Myself, I didn't let myself grow into a strange person. I think I have contributed a lot to this point. When I step down, I must give myself a hug and give myself a one-ton award chapter……"

Following Jia Hongjian's speech, the scene was full of laughter.And in the country on the back of the earth, countless Chinese people are watching the broadcast at this time, and they are excited that Jia Hongjian's film won the best picture, just like their own film has won an award!