Coquettish Rebirth

At the end of such a short film, it really started to spoof the Lord of the Rings again. I saw Billy turned into an elf prince, facing the demon attacking the city, he really killed all directions.Then when he killed the giant elephant, he turned his head and saw that beside the white city in Middle-earth, there was a word standing on the hill—"Hollywood"Hollywood!Then he smiled at the camera, took off his coat while getting on the horse, and when the horse galloped on the mountain road in the white city, he had already changed into a suit.And when the horse ran to the highest place in the last city, I saw that the entrance of the Kodak Theater was cut out, and there were two statues of 3-meter-high statues beside the entrance!

When Bill entered the "Kodak Theatre", there was a burst of light on the screen, and then the DJ on the scene also shouted, "Gentlemen and ladies, please Billy Crystal!" Billy the Kind came up from the edge of the stage in a suit and a bow tie.There was a burst of applause at the scene to welcome him. Among other things, the short film at the beginning was really spoofed and sincere!After Billy took the stage, of course it started to ridicule all kinds of celebrities.For example, the first is to tease Charles Theron, "Charles Theron is also here today, wow, this beautiful girl actually gained 30 pounds and raised her eyebrows when she was playing "The Devil". Shaved off, plus makeup with dead skin, freckles and various chemicals...Girl, you let us see what you look like when you are old!" At first, everyone thought that what the host Billy was going to say was Theron has devoted too much to art and movies, but who would have thought that what he said was actually the old appearance after seeing the girl.Everyone burst into laughter at the scene!And Theron shrugged helplessly, expressing his helplessness in making fun of Billy.

After teasing various celebrities, the next topic of the Oscars is of course about to begin.The awards to be presented first are no different from previous years.Jia Hongjian had seen too many of these things, so it didn't matter.But this year's "Lord of the Rings 3" really killed the Quartet at the Oscars!That was a sweep!The awards they won this year include Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Art Direction, Best Costume Design, Best Film Editing, Best Visual Effects, Best Makeup, Best Original Song, and Best Soundtrack. As for the best film and best director awards, they have already won so many awards!It can be said that this year is the year of "Lord of the Rings"!But fortunately, there will definitely be no Lord of the Rings next year, which can still be reassuring.

Jia Hongjian touched the two statuettes and waited for the final four awards to be presented.The first of four awards to be awarded.Naturally, it is the best actress award.The guest of honor who presented such an award was none other than.After he came out from behind the scenes, Jia Hongjian was startled...it was Cheng Long!That's right, Cheng Long!Why did Cheng Long come to be the award presenter?Whoa!Was this intentionally arranged by the organizer?Is there any arrangement?Does it mean that the Chinese should present awards to the Chinese?This really aroused Jia Hongjian's imagination!

After Cheng Long came to the center of the stage, there was a burst of applause to welcome him.The applause lasted for as much as 30 seconds.Let Cheng Long want to speak several times but there is no way.From this point of view.This Brother Long really has charisma in the United States, I really don't know how many movie stars are his fans! "You guys are so enthusiastic, I'm not good at English. If I mispronounce my name later, you have to forgive me... Besides, I haven't won an Oscar yet, what does your academy mean by asking me to present an award? I'm not afraid Shall I steal a prize and go home? Let me tell you, all of you together can’t beat me with the door closed, even if your security guards have guns..." Cheng Long’s joke immediately aroused the crowd laugh.

"Okay, okay, let's get serious first. The next thing we will be awarding is the Best Actress Award at the 76th Academy Awards. Let's first look at the big screen and see who is nominated." Just in Cheng Long As soon as the words were spoken, a picture appeared on the big screen on the side of the stage.What is shown on this screen are clips of these actresses in various movies, and then there is a background sound that introduces, "The nominees are--Li Kuang's "Internet Violence", Diane Keaton's "Love is a Compromise", Samantha -Morton "The New American Dream", Charles Theron "The Devil", Naomi Watts "21 Grams"..."

Whoa!This lineup is really exactly the same as it was at the Union Awards!At this time the introduction was over, I saw Cheng Long took out a small envelope, then tore open the seal of the envelope, took out a piece of white paper and looked at it, then said seriously into the microphone: "Get The winner of the 76th Academy Awards for Best Actress is...Cheng Long!" After saying this, he suddenly became excited, and immediately took the little golden man next to him for himself! "Okay, I won an Oscar, I won an Oscar!"

Pfft, his appearance really caused the audience to burst into laughter. Your sister is the best actress, not the best actor.If it was the award for best actor, someone might be fooled by his fuss, but how could it be given to him for the award for best actress?So in an instant, there was a burst of laughter at the scene!After everyone finished laughing, Cheng Long put down the statuette and began to read the list of winners in a serious manner, "Okay, let's stop making trouble, the real winner of the Best Actress is... "Internet Violence", Li Yulong!"

When the name "李栤栤" was called out, everyone at the scene was really surprised!Charlize Theron and others were so surprised that their eyes widened in disbelief, and they even forgot to keep a polite smile and stand up and applaud!And more members who participated in the Oscars were stunned in surprise!Why is this happening?Even if they themselves voted for Li Kuang, what they thought at the time was that after voting, it would not affect Charlize Theron's award!Why did it suddenly become Li Kuang that won the award?But at this moment, Jia Hongjian stood up abruptly, cheering as if he had won an award, and applauded vigorously!After he clapped like this, the foreigners around realized it, and they all hurriedly got up and applauded together to congratulate Li Yan.

And at such a time, Li Kuang is still a bit unresponsive, and Chen Baoguo beside her is also a little unresponsive!What's the matter?This Li Yuxi... Such a young domestic actress won the Oscar for Best Actress in one fell swoop?real or fake?Is this closed?This has become an Oscar queen?At this time, Li Kuang also stared at Jia Hongjian who stood up and applauded in a daze, as if he didn't know what happened! "Sister, come on! You've won a prize!" Jia Hongjian stretched out his hand to give Li Yanlong a lift, pulling him up from his seat.After the girl stood up, she looked around and saw a group of Hollywood filmmakers around, all applauding for her!Even those Los Angeles celebrities upstairs stood up and applauded her one by one!

Did she really win the Best Actress Oscar?really her?It seems to be... Thinking of this, she suddenly thought of Jia Hongjian!That's right, Jia Hongjian, all thanks to Jia Hongjian!If it wasn't for Jia Hongjian, she would never have won the Oscar for Best Actress!At this time, she looked at Jia Hongjian, only to see that he was looking at her with a smile, and he looked so relieved, so happy, which really moved her all of a sudden!In addition to being moved, this Li Kuangqiang didn't care about it at the time, his head became hot, and he went straight forward for two steps and hugged Jia Hongjian!Wearing high heels, she protected Jia Hongjian, her face was right next to Jia Hongjian's head, and she even whispered "thank you" to Jia Hongjian. "Thank you, my own." Just listen to Jia Hongjian's answer.In the end, who knew that at this moment, Li Kuangxiong let go of his embrace, glanced at Jia Hongjian, and then suddenly leaned his head out and kissed Jia Hongjian on the cheek!From the perspective of foreigners, it seems to be a bit similar to the face-to-face gift, but it is different from the perspective of Chinese people!At that time, Ye Jing's complexion changed a little!

But at such a moment, I saw Chen Baoguo standing up suddenly, and he who was beside Li Kuanglong pulled her, and then said: "Come, come, come, I will give you a foreign gift for Uncle Chen. Let's do as the Romans do, and he is a foreigner It's all face-to-face gifts, let's have one too!" Hearing what Chen Baoguo said, Li Yanlong turned his head and hugged Chen Baoguo, then pressed his face against his and made a slight kiss.She knew that Chen Baoguo was making excuses for her!Sure enough, after adding such a so-called "do as the Romans do in the countryside", Ye Jing's complexion is relatively better.At this time, Li Kuang also thought that after all, there is still such a former partner as Ye Jing, and it seems a bit too early for her to force the palace, so she found Ye Jing again.Although Ye Jing just stretched out her hand coldly and wanted to just shake hands, but this Li Kuang hugged Ye Jing, and then kissed Ye Jing on the face, "Thank you, thank you and Mr. Jia, not you guys , I really can't win this award." She said excitedly.

She was very excited. Seeing her like this, Ye Jing's expression softened a lot. She seemed to think that Li Qunang was too excited, so she was a little bit like kissing anyone, so she forgave Li Qunang a little bit. .But what she didn't know was that this Li Kuang is an actor!It's too easy to fool her, Ye Jing, not to mention completely fooling her, but it's too easy to make her half-believe!

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