Coquettish Rebirth

Of course, Jia Hongjian was going to use Joe to make a big deal at this time!It’s a rare time that Apple can ask us here. It depends on our face, and this Apple’s products still have to compete with us. If we don’t show them face, why should we serve them well?God-given opportunity for us to pretend to be aggressive, if we don't pretend it's going against the sky!This is to be condemned by God!So in order to comply with God's will, Jia Hongjian reluctantly decided to pretend, although in fact, at such a time, deep down in his heart, he was quite happy!After all, he can leave Jobs and the others alone. He is happy just thinking about Jobs being frightened and angry in Apple, fearful, beating children on rainy days and scolding employees when he is idle!Feeling that this incomparable apple in your history still has such a day!Seeing that you used to be the same as [-] people, you didn’t come to the development conference in China, not a single executive came, and after a long time of making mysterious invites, you just played the video...you have the ability to be ashamed now ?No matter how capable you are!Isn't Jobs worth [-] to [-] and no one wants to see him?Now let's take a look at it again?

It is a dragon, and at this time, we Chinese people have to coil in front of our Jia Hongjian!It's a tiger, and it has to lie down in front of us Chinese and Jia Hongjian at this time!No matter how you became famous all over the world in the past, no one can give you face, but now in front of Jia Hongjian, you have to wait carefully with a smiling face!Who told us to be masters now?Who made them grandchildren now?Who asked them to ask us?Here, when Jia Hongjian and the others had been drying the apples for two weeks, the apples were still waiting obediently a few days ago, but after waiting for a few days, they began to feel that something was wrong.Then take the initiative to call Huaxia Hi-Tech and ask Hua;wan;shu;ba;. He asked Jia Hongjian to make a decision, and asked the people from Apple to call the headquarters of Huaxia Hi-Tech to ask.Hearing this, the Apple people at that time stared wide-eyed!These people have never experienced Chinese bureaucracy and the process of playing football.I don't even know how to deal with such a thing!Jia Hongjian wanted to torment them.Isn't it enough to toss a lot?And Jia Hongjian is a Chinese.We don't have to come forward to restrict others or what to do to toss each other. We don't have to say anything, just don't say anything.It takes a lot of hard work to let the other party come to you. This is what the Chinese do when they toss others!What does it mean that the King of Hades is easy to see little ghosts?This is!As the King of Hades, can we torment others casually?Emperors are all saints!And how the little devils below torment people, that is the business of the little devils!Anyway, our "emperor" is easy to talk to, it depends on whether Apple can find such an "emperor" as Jia Hongjian! ... Shit, everyone at Apple was confused at that time!In the United States, there is indeed such a thing as an official seal, but the official seal in the United States is quite seldom used!Some companies have official seals, but it is just an oval-shaped seal, which is used with blue ink pads, and the official seal is basically used for government documents.As for ordinary companies, they mainly sign directly!For example, if the two companies signed a contract before, then the two ces or authorized persons signed the contract and exchanged the contract, which is considered a success!So Apple does not have such a thing as an official seal!So the people from Apple thought about it, gave way to a certificate, and then asked Jobs to sign it, thinking that it would be all right.

But who knew that the Sherlock Holmes company said again, this can't work!Holmes Company is a Chinese-funded company, and all the rules must follow Chinese rules!Even if such a company advertises that they are a company with American genes, the administrative field is in accordance with Chinese rules!So the signature is not good, let alone the signature of Jobs, even the signature of the current President Bush Jr. is useless!Must be stamped!And it must be covered with a red seal!So such an executive who came to Holmes to do business hurriedly went back to talk to Jobs.Hearing that Huaxia Hi-Tech has such strict rules, Jobs did it right then!He couldn't believe it, why are there so many rules in Huaxia Hi-Tech?He just wanted to reconcile with Huaxia Hi-Tech in terms of patents. He wanted to send money to Huaxia Hi-Tech. Why is it so troublesome?Why can't he get things done smoothly?

But even if he loses his temper again, it's useless!They had no choice but to call Apple Southern Technology Co., Ltd., a joint venture company of Apple in China, to ask how to get the official seal!Such a company is just a joint venture between Apple and a local company established in China at the end of 95 to produce Macintosh computers. Over the years, Apple has been using such a factory to produce computers by itself.If you want to come to such a company, after all, you have Chinese partners, so you should have a good understanding of China, right?As a result, I don’t know if I don’t inquire about it. I only found out after inquiring. It turns out that this Chinese official seal is really very particular!

For example, the most common round official seal in China is not made casually!Logically speaking, the official seal of the party and government agencies should have a sickle and hammer inside, and then the diameter should still be 4.2 cm, and the round edge should be 0.1 cm wide!And the trade union chapter, although it is also round, the diameter is 4.2, but it has two sides!The outside is 0.1, and the inside is 0.01!Then the official seals used in state-owned enterprises and state-owned joint-stock enterprises, although they are also round, although the diameter is also 4.2, but there must be a five-pointed star inside. There are still regulations for the five-pointed star. The diameter of the star tip is 1.4 cm, and the round side is wide To 0.12 cm!Then the chapter of the limited liability company should have a diameter of 4.0, a round edge of 0.1, and also a five-pointed star.Then that's all, the key is a special regulation of a joint stock company, the joint stock company must have a diameter of 4.2m and a round edge width of 0.12m!Seeing this, I thought Apple was going to use this last one?beautiful!It's not over yet!

Finally, there is a separate chapter for foreign-funded enterprises!The seal specification of this wholly foreign-owned enterprise is oval, with a horizontal diameter of 4.5m and a vertical diameter of 3.0m. There is no five-pointed star in the center, but if the enterprise requires their company logo in the middle, it is also possible.So in the end, after thinking about it, Jobs felt that Apple should use the last chapter used by foreign companies!Then they hurriedly entrusted a joint venture on the Chinese side to help them figure it out.After getting the chapter and the red ink pad, it was directly airlifted to the United States!When the chapters and ink pads arrive, another week has passed!Apple hastily obtained a letter of proof, stating that such an executive was indeed dispatched by the company, not a private person, and finally stamped it with an official seal!

When they stamped the official seal, they were extra cautious, and hurriedly called China to inquire about the joint venture. There is nothing to say about your sister's official seal, right?As a result, who knows, there is a way to seal the seal!In the simplest terms, such a certificate must have the name and date of the issuing authority, that is, the board of directors of Apple, for example, and the date of issuing the certificate. For such an official seal, it must be the board of directors and date. Cover them all!Otherwise, others can tamper with the date or the issuing authority!And if it is more than two pages, it needs to be stamped with a seal or something, there are many rules!When such a proof is finally completed, the executives of Apple who are running this matter will almost be exhausted and paralyzed!He never thought in his life that half of the things would be so difficult!I never thought why Chinese people have so many rules!

What he didn't know was that this matter was specifically ordered by Jia Hongjian to Holmes, the one who wanted to toss Apple!Jia Hongjian said, why are we Chinese people being kicked around when we do things, why should we give them Apple to quickly handle it?No, we also want to let them feel the frustration and difficulties of the Chinese people when they do things!For example, let them Americans also experience the feeling of being Chinese people!So didn't these troublesome things come?The Apple company finally ran to Holmes with such a letter of introduction, and Holmes slowly issued a certificate to him, and then Holmes quickly faxed the certificate to Wang Danshui, and then Wang Danshui took it easy Without delay, he gave Jia Hongjian his number!

At this time when the number was given, it has been a full month since Apple received the lawyer's letter!Huaxia Hi-Tech has been tossing people for a month!