Coquettish Rebirth

"In addition to setting up the role of Batman in a detailed and realistic way, Jia Hongjian has also done quite a lot of brilliant things besides making such a character so full that anyone who sees it must admire it. Although It is said that the biggest difference between Jia Hongjian and Nolan is that he puts the character setting first, and puts the creation of a multi-faceted three-dimensional character first, and uses the characters to move the audience. But this does not mean that Jia Hongjian is in the plot. In terms of design, it is completely unreliable! Although he may not have Nolan’s multiple reflections or Nolan’s interlocking in the design of the plot, he still has his own characteristics, that is, extreme reality! In Jia Hong In Jian’s films, we don’t see the usual turning points used in the plots of Hollywood movies. In Jia Hongjian’s Batman film, if some plot turning points were made by other directors, it is likely to be Directly turned into a good and bright line. In the understanding of ordinary directors, they know that the reality may not develop like this, but they think this is a movie, this is entertainment, and it doesn’t need to be so real. But Jia Hongjian is different. !"

"That's right, for Jia Hongjian, his plot design is very predictable, and often makes people feel as if it is the same as Murphy's Law in reality, as if as long as the situation is likely to go bad, it will always end up in the end." Go bad! And Jia Hongjian successfully demonstrated such a law in the movie. In Jia Hongjian's movie, he does not seem to cherish the protagonist of the superhero as his own child, but more like a creation Just like the orcs, they keep creating all kinds of difficulties to test the suffering of superheroes who are like the chosen people, to verify whether their belief in saving the common people is sincere..." Ye Jing read Heather on the "Los Angeles Times" the next day Wei wrote such a long column, at this moment she suddenly stopped, "What the hell is Murphy's Law?"

"Murphy's Law?" Jia Hongjian answered quickly after thinking for a while, "It seems to mean that as long as bad things can happen, they will definitely happen..." Jia Hongjian just listened to the answer. Ye Jing smiled disapprovingly, "Can this discovery be a law? There are things that might go bad, of course they have a chance of going bad. If this can become a law, then I will invent A night will definitely pass. The law that light will definitely come! Anyway, the earth is rotating, so it must be day and night!" Hearing Ye Jing's arrogant evaluation, Jia Hongjian laughed immediately, "You I don’t know the background of the discovery of Murphy’s Law. In the West, it seems that Murphy’s Law has been called the three major discoveries in the field of humanities and society in the 20th century. The background of Murphy’s Law itself is also quite funny. It means that Murphy, even if he was hired by NASA or some other organization years ago, went to the desert to do an experiment where the human body can withstand the maximum acceleration. This experiment is to build a very long track with several wheels on it. A platform. A chair is fixed on the platform, and a living person is placed on the chair to fix it, and rockets are used to boost it to see how many times the body weight the person can bear..."

"Scary! Isn't this a human experiment? Americans have done such a disgusting experiment? What's the use of this experiment? Isn't it the same as the Japanese 731..." Ye Jing, who didn't know much about this at the time, revealed A look of disgust came out.Of course, Jia Hongjian had to explain, "Hehe, you idiot, this kind of human experimentation is done in every country, and even the United States did it in the past, letting unprotected soldiers enter the radiation area immediately after the nuclear bomb test. Thing. If this kind of experiment is not done, who knows how long it will take to enter the site after the nuclear bomb explodes? This always requires someone to conduct the experiment to have data! It seems that we had experiments in China back then. In the end, it seems to be concluded after the atomic bomb exploded After 30 minutes, the protected soldiers can rush into the nuclear explosion site to fight. Although the soldiers will be exposed to radiation at that time, as long as the whole body is protected and the outer protective clothing is washed with a lot of water afterwards, the personnel themselves will not be greatly affected. These are all preparations for war. You said that if we fought with the Soviet Union back then, and the Soviet Union dropped an atomic bomb on us, how long would it take for soldiers to fight with the Soviets? Wait for us to react The Soviets have already run to the front, so how can we fight?"

Ye Jing heard this.She looked cruel, although she still wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, she didn't say anything.Seeing that Ye Jing had no doubts, Jia Hongjian continued to popularize Murphy's law, "The experiments that Murphy and the others did back then were also pre-research for various fighter jets and various manned rockets. .If you don’t know how much acceleration the human body can endure, how do you develop this fighter jet? The final developed aircraft are either slow and unable to make extreme maneuvers, or they exceed human tolerance. In the end, the pilots are asked to be As a result of the extreme maneuver, the pilot fainted directly. In the end, the fighter jet was not knocked down by the enemy, but fell down by itself. Is this always an experiment?

So they made a track, let the pilots who volunteered to participate in the experiment sit on the seat, and then installed a small booster rocket on the seat.Originally, they were going to install sixteen booster rockets behind the chair, and the position of each rocket was drawn and positioned. It turned out that it was incredible that someone actually put all these 16 rockets in an orderly manner. Pretending to be biased!Can you believe it?It's fine if one or two are off, but all 16 have deviated from the previously designated positions. Is this something that people dare to do?So Murphy summed up such a law, that is, as long as there is a possibility of messing up things, even if the possibility is so extreme that people think it is impossible for someone to do something like this, there will definitely be idiots in human beings. Forced to really make such a stupid mistake! "

"Are all 16 pretending to be biased? Why is this person so powerful? He is really a talent!" Ye Jing laughed when she heard this!She couldn't believe that someone installed sixteen rockets and none of them were in the right place!Who would dare to believe such a thing?Don't most people think that even if they make a mistake, there are still some right and some wrong, but if they are wrong sixteen times in a row, how stupid is this person?Sure enough, it was exactly as Jia Hongjian said, as long as it is possible to make a mess, even if the possibility is extremely small, someone will still prove it to everyone.There are still people with extremely low IQs among humans! "So that's what Murphy's Law means... By the way, you just said three laws, Murphy's Law counts as one, what are the other two?" Ye Jing asked curiously at this time.

"There are two more, one is Parkinson's law and the other is Peter's principle. Parkinson's law does not refer to Parkinson's disease. It refers to the bureaucracy of government agencies or enterprises. This Parkinson published a book in the 50s This book, the name of this book is "Parkinson's Law". In it, he uses some more scientific methods to explain why large companies or governments have bureaucracy. For example, when a company is big, whether it is a state-owned company or a private company Or some other ownership system, if there are too many people, it will always become a situation where there are all kinds of birds. How can it be impossible for a company or institution with hundreds or thousands of people to have a bureaucrat? And so After a bureaucrat gains power, if he finds that he is not capable enough to stay in such a position, according to Parkinson’s analysis, there are generally three ways to go. The first is to apply for resignation or transfer very honestly Give up such a position to a more capable person, the second is to find a capable person to be my assistant, and the third is to find a few people who are not as good as myself to help me... "

Hearing what Jia Hongjian said, although I thought these three paths were strange at first, but when I think about it carefully, it seems that a bureaucrat really only has these three paths!So she listened more carefully to Jia Hongjian's next words.Just listen to Jia Hongjian and then say, "This first way is absolutely unacceptable. Because people who do that are idiots, people who don't want to kill the world for themselves, a bureaucrat who can think about the collective, this Is he still a qualified bureaucrat? And the second way is also impossible, because the deputy is more capable than himself. After letting others know about it later, the deputy is more likely to replace him or be promoted to his boss by leapfrogging How can I face this former subordinate at this time? Should I address him respectfully?

Being treated as a subordinate and shouting around?So the most likely way is the third way, to find some people who are not as good as you or relatively mediocre, and it is impossible to threaten the leadership position as assistants.Then for these two assistants, it is impossible to find someone who is stronger than myself to be a helper, so it develops layer by layer.In the end the whole institution is bloated, the whole institution is bureaucratic!In conclusion, it means that as long as there is a management organization, and as long as the management organization keeps re-entering people, sooner or later, it will all develop into bureaucracy!No matter what ownership or ideology any organization has, it will be like this sooner or later! "

"Sooner or later? Then we Huaxia Hi-Tech will do the same?" Ye Jing asked in surprise. "For sure, Huaxia Hi-Tech may already have some now. Among other things, you can see that Microsoft is still very powerful, but who can say that there is no bureaucracy in Microsoft? Microsoft must have bureaucracy. But it doesn't mean that With bureaucracy, Microsoft will lose its research and development capabilities. Doesn’t it mean that Microsoft will be doomed if there is bureaucracy. As for the fact that a company will be filled with bureaucracy sooner or later...Look far away People will die sooner or later. Why do we worry about going so far away? 99.99% of the companies in the world will not survive when they are full of bureaucracy. And it went bankrupt! Don’t look at how powerful Microsoft is now, maybe after 30 years, Microsoft will be in a mess! Counting from the 80s, how old is Microsoft? So don’t worry too much..." Jia Hongjian was very optimistic. Speaking of.

That's right, in his opinion, this matter is actually the same as many things in the world. It looks dangerous, but there is really no need to scare yourself with unfounded worries.Just like food, there will be aflatoxin, a substance classified as a first-class carcinogen by the World Health Organization, in any grain, no matter it is fresh or aged, as long as it is in the grain that can be eaten all over the world , will definitely contain aflatoxin.And aflatoxin is an existence that cannot be destroyed by normal cooking methods!No matter it is steamed at high temperature or fried, there is no way to destroy it!In other words, if a person wants to live, he must eat, and when eating, he will definitely eat aflatoxin, a first-class carcinogen. Is this scary?Eat carcinogenic things every day!But the problem is that if you don't eat, you don't even have the chance to worry about getting cancer!And most people live until they die, so the chances of being taken away by other diseases or other reasons are much higher!Half of the 1 people who were actually killed by aflatoxin may not be!In this case, do you still have to worry about aflatoxin all day long? (To be continued..)