Coquettish Rebirth

You know, it's winter in the northern hemisphere now!Los Angeles is better, because it is in the desert, and because of ocean currents, it is dry all year round and the lowest temperature is 18-20 degrees. To put it bluntly, places like Los Angeles are basically in the Gobi Desert. that kind of terrain.Maybe you can bask in the sun in Los Angeles, but here in Shanghai, in this cold winter, how can you get your body so dark!

After much deliberation, Dimon and Affleck came up with an idea. They found Ding Sanshi and asked Ding Sanshi to go to a professional manufacturer to buy some ultraviolet high-pressure mercury lamps.At that time, when Ding Sanshi heard that these two people wanted to buy some kind of mercury lamp used by printing companies to print pictures, and they wanted a lot, he was dumbfounded-what are these two foreigners going to do?After some research, I found out that in Hollywood, many celebrities use ultraviolet high-pressure mercury lamps to tan, because long-wave ultraviolet rays are the legendary tanning stage!

The penetration of long-wave ultraviolet rays on clothing and human skin is far stronger than that of medium-wave ultraviolet rays. It can reach deep into the dermis and act on the melanin in the epidermis, thereby causing skin melanin pigmentation and darkening the skin— — That is, the skin itself precipitates melanin in order to defend against ultraviolet rays, and then defends against the invasion of ultraviolet rays on the skin!

These two people asked Ding Sanshi to find someone to build a shelf, and after installing these high-pressure mercury lamps, it directly became a tanning machine that can be used 24 hours a day!These two people basically wear underwear, and then wear these sunglasses and start tanning all day long!

In addition to tanning, Matt Damon also came up with a bad idea—in order to lose weight quickly, this guy actually decided to eat only one meal for two days, and then ran out to do physical work when he had nothing to do— Specially went to the construction site near Shanghai to help people work for free!Seeing a white-skinned foreigner come to help at the construction site, everyone looked stupid!Later, I found out that the foreigner was originally a film actor, and a group of people in the construction site thought that the foreigner was here to experience life, so they finally allowed him to go in to help!What?Can't they work on tourist visas?If the construction site does not pay, it is not considered a part-time job!It's very simple!

When Jia Hongjian saw Matt Damon and Ben Affleck a week later.Then he almost didn't recognize them!Jia Hongjian looked at the two migrant workers in front of him in surprise. Each of them had dark skin, which looked like the legendary healthy wheat color, and each of them was skinny, making Jia Hongjian think that these two Not from the United States of Hope, but from the white refugees who just escaped from the black-ruled South African Republic!

"You... what's wrong with you?" Jia Hongjian looked at them in a daze. At that time, he wanted to ask Ding Sanshi, who was accompanying him, why he abused these two future first-line stars. "No, Mr. Jia. We dedicate ourselves to art. In order to simulate the state of soldiers back then, we made ourselves like this... We thought that there were a lot of mosquitoes in the subtropical zone and the climate was too hot. People’s appetites are not very good, and the United States was not long after the Great Depression at that time. We estimated that we encountered the Great Depression during the two corners of the year, because we were not enough nutrition and we were thin, which is what we should have. ..."

Listening to these words, Jia Hongjian admired Matt Damon quite a lot at that time—fuck, maybe this is just a young man with only a few shots, and Matt Damon can actually appear on the stage according to the opponent's general plan Year and age, give the other party a background, and then try to get the other party's appearance state as much as possible?This is so professional!And look at all those pimples on the faces of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck!It's like the result of excessive sebum secretion after staying in the subtropical zone for a long time!

"You..." Jia Hongjian was pleasantly surprised to find that the test he was waiting for had already been fulfilled by the other party! "You come with me. I will try my best to persuade Spielberg to give you a role. If you are so dedicated and professional, you can't get a chance, then this world is too abnormal!"

Listening to what Jia Hongjian said, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were about to burst into tears!The two of them spent this week as if they were living in hell-tanning their skin every day, which made their skin sore, and they couldn't sleep well.Not to mention that the two of them were still hungry to do heavy physical work, tired like a dog after a day, finally fell asleep in the hunger and pain, and dreamed that they were eating!This damn is tired for a week.The two of them had a face full of Doudou and didn't say anything.From the third day of going to the construction site, the two of them were already tired. When they woke up the next morning, the following words did not raise the flag to salute!A few days later, the two exchanged views with each other.After finding out that the other party was doing the same, they still smiled and joked with each other—Nimma America should really send those sex maniacs who violated children to prison factories that do heavy physical work, and don't let them eat enough, so that These guys will be so tired all their lives that they can't think of venting!

When Jia Hongjian brought this excited guy to the dressing room for the audition, the makeup artist was surprised when he saw the appearance of these two white men—if it wasn't that the faces of these two people really didn't look like Chinese, or their complexion And physique, no matter how you look at it, you look like a farmer in a poor mountainous area!In the end, the makeup didn't need to be changed. After putting on the old military uniforms and prop guns specially made by the prop master, these two people looked like the front-line soldiers of World War II in the movie!

"Makeup artist! Go outside and grab a couple of handfuls of soil and sprinkle them on the two of them. The clothes are too clean. In addition, find some motor oil or something and rub it on their faces and hands!" Jia Hongjian simply showed himself at this time. At Bole's place, he immediately started pointing out the makeup artist how to prescribe these two people!After finishing dressing up like this, both Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were stunned when they looked at themselves in the mirror—how could this fucker be a white man with eugenics in the United States, matching the beards that the two of them deliberately grew Now, combined with the military uniform and Jia Hongjian's intentional dirt and engine oil just now, these two people in the mirror look exactly like soldiers who defected from Nagada in Iraq!

"Mr. Jia... Thank you so much!" Ben Affleck was touched at the time, but who knew that Jia Hongjian replied with a smile-"It's too early to thank you now, when you get Thank you after the role, let's go, now we will go to see Spielberg!" After finishing speaking, Jia Hongjian patted the shoulders of the two, then turned around and took them to Spielberg's audition office.

Entering the audition office, the first thing I saw was a large space in the middle of the office, and at the bottom of the office, there was a video camera connected to a TV, and Spielberg was sitting in front of the TV!When Spielberg saw the two people brought in by Jia Hongjian, his eyes lit up! "You two, are you white? What's your name?" Spielberg said directly in English.

"My name is Matt Damon and my name is Ben Affleck..." The two hurriedly answered their names. "Okay, come here, who will come first? Damon, you first? Okay, here is your line paper, you have 2 minutes to prepare, and then read your lines to me in front of the camera!" Spielberg said, The assistant next to him handed Matt Damon a piece of paper.There are two or three lines written in English and Chinese on this piece of paper - "In order to send back a son to that guy's mother? Damn! I also have a mother! Then what if my mother loses her son? You also have a mother, and he also has a mother , The captain also has a mother, I bet our company commander should also have a mother! What about our tmd mother? Why do we ask eight of us to save that one person?"

As soon as Matt Damon got this line, he immediately read it with full attention.After reading the lines first, Matt immediately began to analyze the background of the lines, what kind of character expressions are needed, and what kind of aura is needed!You must know that the lines never include the expressions that the characters should have. It's just "spoken words" without any hints. The expressions and reactions are all up to the actors themselves!

At that time, Matt Damon felt that this line should be said in a very angry situation?Should it be a soldier questioning the orders of his superiors?Then at this time, it should be very wild, the kind of threatening, full-faced and full-faced, saying such words?etc!wrong!If that's the case, the line "I bet the company commander has a mother" in this line shouldn't be there!Because in this way, it will have a slightly funny effect, and it will weaken the serious attitude before and after!What should I do then?Is it in the state of being foolish and talking strange things?But what if such a foolish performance does not meet Spielberg's expectations?At that time, sweat dripped from the forehead of Matt Damon who was fighting that day!At this moment, I only heard Spielberg's assistant shout: "It's time, come to the camera!"

Matt Damon responded, and while walking in front of the camera, he continued to read the lines intently, as if he was about to memorize all the lines!When he walked in front of the camera, Matt Damon stuffed a stack of lines of paper into his trouser pocket, and he was about to write off the script!This is bold enough!You know, this kind of scene - a little guy who is like a dead man, finally crossed half of the world to beg for an audition opportunity, and now he is facing a world-class director, it is easy to get nervous!What if I get so nervous and forget my words?The impression left on a world-class director may be that such a line will be forgotten, so what if the character has more lines?

Just when others were worried about Matt Damon's behavior, he suddenly thought of something standing in front of the camera, turned his head and asked everyone in the office: "Who has cigarettes? Lend me one." Can it be rooted?"