The Legend of Tokyo Taoist
Chapter 63: The Adventures of Ah Jian
Chapter 63: The Adventures of Ah Jian (4)
An unfamiliar feeling of joy slowly crept into Inuyama Heita's heart. A smile appeared on his face. Images of hamburgers, fried chicken, French fries, cola and ice cream emerged in his mind. The aroma of grease and carbonic acid lingered in his nose. He had clearly already eaten at noon, but now he was craving for it again...
"Get out!" Inuyama Heita suddenly woke up and shouted, and a phantom was shaken out of his body.
The cold feeling quickly faded away, and Ah Jian stood in front of him and said unhappily: "Hey! Don't be so sudden, it hurts! Don't you want my help?"
"Wait a moment." Inuyama Heita didn't wait for Ken to answer, turned around and went upstairs. As expected, when he opened the door, he found that the office door was locked.
"Brother Yi!" Inuyama Heita knocked on the door and shouted with a frown. He needed an explanation.
Qian Xiaoyi's voice came from inside: "I'm not here."
"Please open the door!" Inuyama Heita knocked on the door and complained, "How can I say I'm not here in front of others? Do you think I'm stupid?"
"I'm taking a shit!" Qian Xiaoyi said again, "Wait for me for an hour! I'm constipated! Go play with Ajian first."
"Do you think we are kids when you say such things?!" Inuyama Heita would not leave so easily: "Open the door quickly! Please give me an explanation, or I will keep knocking!"
"Alright, alright, stop knocking, it's too noisy." There were footsteps from inside. Qian Xiaoyi opened the door, leaving only a crack, and looked at Inuyama Heita through the door frame with empty eyes, and said, "I'm here, what can I do for you?"
Inuyama Heita said dissatisfiedly: "Please don't play dumb! Did you see what happened just now? What happened?"
Qian Xiaoyi said indifferently: "It's ghost possession~ What else could it be... Oh, wait, the term here should be... possession, yes, it's called possession here, very simple and easy to understand, right?"
"It is indeed easy to understand... What the hell!" Inuyama Heita said angrily: "I am asking you if you knew this would happen a long time ago? Why did you let Mr. Ken possess me? You let me go because you knew this would happen!"
Qian Xiaoyi looked away and said absentmindedly, "How can I know about the future? I'm not a god~ But Heitaro, this opportunity is very rare. Every time you see those mediums pretending to be possessed on TV, you must be very curious, right? Are they really possessed or just pretending to be possessed..."
"I'm not curious. I've always known that the psychics on TV are fake." Inuyama Heita said coldly.
"That's not the point." Qian Xiaoyi tried to persuade him by making excuses, "Don't you think this is a good experience? There aren't many people who can be possessed. There are very few examples like Ajian where possession doesn't have a big impact on others. As a psychic, how can you not try to be possessed? Go ahead and try it. Ajian is very weak anyway, and it's hard for ghosts to appear in the daytime. You don't have to worry about being controlled and then getting into an uncontrollable situation. This is a great opportunity!"
Inuyama Heita's face was full of pain: "No, I don't want that guy to use my body to do weird things."
"Okay~" Qian Xiaoyi muttered, and said, "Stretch out your hand."
Inuyama Heita stretched out his hand expressionlessly. Qian Xiaoyi searched his pocket and quickly handed him two 10,000 yen bills. Then he waved his hand in disdain: "Go, go, play somewhere else." The action was like driving away a wild raccoon cat that had strayed into the house.
The door was closed. Inuyama Heita glanced at the two bills in his hand and felt a little better. But then Qian Xiaoyi's voice came from inside the door: "The balance of the commission fee has been included in it, as well as the activity funds. Don't think of asking me for money again!" "I know!" Life is not easy. Inuyama Heita sighed. He could only let the fat otaku's ghost possess him to earn some commission fees to maintain his life.
After putting the money in his pocket, Inuyama Heita went downstairs, but he found that Ajian was not there and there was no trace of him. Now Inuyama Heita was a little panicked. That guy was originally a earthbound ghost and could not go anywhere, but now it was different. Who knew where he could run to?
Just when he was anxiously about to start looking, he caught a glimpse of a fat figure standing in the store downstairs. Inuyama Heita turned around and saw Ken standing at the counter with his arms folded, watching the Magical Girl cartoon with the uncle with glasses.
Inuyama Heita walked over there silently, slapped the jade pendant on Ah Jian's body, sucked him in, then bowed to the uncle and said "excuse me", then quickly walked away, leaving the uncle confused behind the counter.
"Hey, hey, hey, Inuyama, what are you doing? I've only seen half of it." Ken's voice came from Inuyama Heita's trouser pocket. He leaned half of his body out and protested, "Go back. I must know today whether Lily-chan will be captured by the evil organization and then..."
"No." Inuyama Heita replied expressionlessly: "It's an animation for children of all ages, and that kind of plot won't appear."
"Inuyama, you know a lot~" Ken teased, "You knew it before I even finished speaking. It seems you've been watching a lot in secret. It turns out you're one of us... ahem, nothing."
The look that Inuyama Heita gave the scum of society gradually reminded Ken of his social status as a mere otaku. His voice gradually became smaller, and then he stopped talking.
"Forget it..." Inuyama Heita sighed, "Today is a special case. I'll let you, Mr. Ken, possess me once. What do you want to do? Eat fast food? Or play games first?"
Ah Jian shamelessly said, "Can you take me to the adult section of that store? I can't read a book."
"Oh, you want to eat KFC, right? I get it." Inuyama Heita ignored the guy's words and walked towards the nearest fried chicken fast food restaurant.
"Hey, wrong! I want to go to the inner area of the store!" The fat otaku said in a noisy voice in Inuyama Heita's ear: "Come on, hey, are you listening, Inuyama-sama! I want to see the small H book! I want to see the small H book!"
Along the way, Inuyama Heita used his years of training to develop the ability to ignore ghosts in front of him. He came to a nearby commercial street and took a look. Although there were no big brands like KFC and McDonald's nearby, there was a local fried chicken fast food restaurant. So he walked straight in. Anyway, the taste of fried chicken should be similar.
"Tsk~ Forget it, it's not bad to eat fried chicken first~" Ken muttered, then possessed Inuyama Heita.
Inuyama Heita did not resist and let Ajian attach himself to his body. The involuntary feeling like in the dream appeared again. It was obviously still his own body, but it seemed a little disconnected, as if he had drunk fake alcohol.
"Not bad~" Inuyama Heita (Ajian) touched the back of his head, looked at the counter excitedly, and murmured: "So, what should I eat~"
Inuyama Heita sighed inwardly: This feeling is really strange, talking to myself and saying what others said... Forget it, let him be, and I haven't eaten fried chicken for a long time, so I'll try it too. Anyway, it's just a fast food meal, how much can I eat?
The next second, he heard the clerk ask, "Customer, do you really want to participate in the Super Meat King Limited Free Challenge? If you succeed in the challenge, you can get a free meal and leave your name on the wall."
Inuyama Heita waved his hand and said, "Come on! This is it!"
(End of this chapter)
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