Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

Two women who have been enemies since birth, against each other, after more than ten years of mocking each other, finally found a common language!

"Laugh often!"

"Sister, don't worry, I will avenge you!" Qing Niao said with a trace of fire in her eyes.

"Thank you, sister!" Yin Yin was so moved that she could hardly contain herself.

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"Laugh often?"

"That's right! It's him. He is now the Emperor Daming's most important person. Removing him will damage the Emperor's confidence and make the methods used by the Emperor to deal with civil and military officials disappear. At that time, all officials will definitely stand on the side of Daming." The opposite of the emperor, combined with the means of our Holy Cult to reverse the weather, can make the isolated and helpless Emperor Ming rely more on the Holy Cult, and the spread of the Holy Cult in Central China will naturally go smoothly. These are the words Master Xu asked me to pass on." Jin The blue-eyed De Lixian said.

Missionaries Bauer and Allen, who had just come out of the palace and settled down, frowned slightly. Bauer said, "It seems a little too obvious that we killed the third-rank officials of Daming just after we arrived in the capital of the Ming Dynasty."

De Lixian smiled and said: "It's not obvious, it's not obvious at all, you don't know, it's only two or three days for Chang Xiao to become a third-rank official, and he offended almost all the officials of Ming Dynasty as soon as he came up. , many officials' children have been put in prison by him, this Chang Xiao is now everyone wants to kill him, no one will suspect us if Chang Xiao dies, because the first thing to be suspected is those children who were arrested The officials caught in prison often die laughing, and I don’t know how many people will applaud.”

Bauer is a missionary in his 40s. He is in the prime of his life, but he is somewhat conservative. Al is different. He is only in his early thirties, which is the time when he is most aggressive. Bauer is still hesitating. Said: "It's a heresy anyway, and the heretic should find a grave to bury him! Ball, don't think about it anymore."

Bauer thought for a while after hearing the words: "I would like to ask the bishop for instructions on this matter. If the bishop nods, this heretic can naturally go to hell to be with Satan at any time."

De Lixian nodded, then lowered his voice and said: "My lord, can the missionaries in our sect really solve the severe drought in the world?"

Bauer and Al smiled at each other, nodded and said, "It's natural, you can rest assured on this point."

De Lixian didn't know the details of the priests blocking the land lines in Shaanxi long ago, and it was not his identity to know these things.

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"The family of Mr. Zhang Shilang from the Ministry of Officials asked to see him and brought a lot of gifts. He said that he hoped that Mr. Zhang would be accommodating and let his son who was imprisoned be released." Chang Fu came outside the study and reported.

Chang Xiao came out of the study, stood in the yard and thought for a while, then smiled and said, "From the back door?"

Chang Fu was surprised and said: "Master, you know things like a god, they sneaked in through the back door. They brought a box of gold, and a small one took a look and estimated it would be about [-] catties. There are also a few calligraphy and paintings, which are said to be With Wang Xizhi's authentic work, it is worth much more than that gold."

Chang Xiao nodded: "Type it out from the main entrance, sprinkle the gold letters on the street, and tear up the calligraphy and paintings outside the door in front of everyone!"

Just as Chang Xiao was about to turn around and go back to the study, he suddenly remembered something and said, "You mean Wang Xizhi's authentic work?"

Chang Fu's educational background naturally didn't know who Wang Xizhi was, so he nodded and said, "Yes, that servant told me on purpose, so it should be true. Young Master, is this Wang Xizhi really amazing?"

Chang laughed, clicked his tongue twice, rubbed his hands together and said, "It's a pity, Wang Xizhi's authentic work, I really want to tear it up myself! It's cheap for you!" Chang Xiao said with a slightly cold face: " That servant beat me to death, it's all his master's fault that such a good thing was torn up!"

After talking, Chang Xiao went back to the house. If he faced Wang Xizhi's authentic works in his previous life, he would probably have to put them on the roof, but now that he has come into contact with immortality, he doesn't have such a great feeling for these things. Of course, this It also has a lot to do with Chang Xiao not being an educated person. Wang Xizhi's original work, if Chang Xiao's cultural level is higher, he would be reluctant to tear it up if he was killed. Even if he didn't want it, he would return it intact.

The current officials are all panicked, especially those whose children have been imprisoned!

In the past two days, everyone has been waiting and looking for a way to poach people from prison. It seems that the way of taking the emperor is not feasible now. The emperor is sick and no one sees him.

Taking the route of Luo Yangxing, the commander of Jinyiwei, was also pushed away by the old cunning Luo Yangxing.

I followed the path of several empresses in the palace and wanted to blow the pillow breeze, but unfortunately a nephew of Tian Guifei's family was in the Jinyiwei prison. I heard that Tian Guifei went to Chongzhen to beg several times, but Chongzhen didn't pay any attention.

Then these officials went to follow the path of several Ge elders. Unfortunately, the nephews of Ge's family were also involved. Several Ge elders are silent now. They are all old foxes among old foxes. They are all thinking about it. How do you protect yourself, let alone pay attention to them.

In the end, there was no way, everyone turned their eyes around, and stared at Chang Xiao again.

But no one can bear the shame to come to the door to beg Chang Xiao, not entirely because of embarrassment, but because they don't know if this road is useful, everyone is suffering, waiting, hoping that a model person will show up.

Finally, Zhang Shilang from the Ministry of Officials couldn't stand it any longer. His family was also single-handed, and now his wife hanged himself when she cried, made trouble, and hanged herself. He can't bear to hang up his trouser belt. If his wife dies, he can look for him again. The worst thing is to have a young wife. Maybe he will be more comfortable.

In the end, the waiter gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and became the young bird, preparing a gift that a living person could not refuse.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!Chang Xiao is not alive!

Wang Xizhi also dared to tear up his handwriting, tearing it up in public!When he got the news, Li Shilang fainted with a thud, and he didn't know anything about his personnel.After pinching people and filling them with soup, I finally woke up. The first thing I did when I woke up was to cry, saying I'm sorry for Wang Xizhi...

Wang Xizhi's original work has been torn up, Chang Fu is ruthless!It is torn like snowflakes, and when it is sprinkled in the air, it flutters and disappears in the dust in an instant, even if you want to stick it, you will not be able to!

After knowing this news, I don’t know how many people are heartbroken, and how many great scholars have jumped up and scolded their mothers. It is conceivable that Chang Xiao’s behavior must be famous in history. Wang Xizhi's authentic works, and other records will make the name of Chang Xiao more important.It is even possible to enter elementary school textbooks and be scolded by countless elementary school students gnashing their teeth.

Chang Xiao suddenly felt that the power of faith in the official robe on his body was stronger. This was something he couldn't understand. He didn't know how many people scolded him.

To Chang Xiao, this was just a small incident that he didn't care about, but to the officials of Ming Dynasty, it was a blow to the head.

Dead end!

These officials who have been officials in the court for decades, or even for several lifetimes, suddenly found themselves in a dead end. They thought they had contacts everywhere in the court, but now they found that these contacts have changed. It has become a dead end, and after spending most of their lives, they suddenly have no way to go, and it's not that they have no way at all. Now they only have one way left, and that is to burn incense and worship Buddha, and ask the Buddha to bless them.

And these new missionaries also unknowingly became popular. Many family members of officials paid homage to the Bodhisattva and Taoist priests. After the Taoist priests heard that there were still foreign monks, they immediately went to worship foreign monks.

The people of Middle Earth are all pragmatists. It doesn't matter what they worship, but the most important thing is to worship what they do well.The old lady who has been practicing Buddhism all her life must kowtow when she sees Yuanshi Tianzun or something!

So much so that Bauer, Allen and others laughed so hard that they couldn’t close their mouths. They heard that the people and officials of Daming rejected their holy religion. Now it seems that it is a complete rumor. The people of Daming are obviously the best children of God. , is the lost lamb, is the hope waiting to be saved, and they all have the most pious heart.They still don't know that they have been cheated.

Of course, they did not forget what they were going to do. They sent the message of dredging the vitality of the earth to the missionaries who were lurking in the tombs or crypts and blocked the vitality of the earth with black water. In addition, Bauer came to the statue of God After praying devoutly, he took out a thick scripture and said to the scripture, "Master Bishop, believers in the Ming Dynasty said that there is a heresy in the Ming Dynasty, which is an obstacle to our gospel spread. Please decide."

The scriptures were suddenly opened, and a holy light shot out from it. This light was in the shape of a faint human, holding a scepter. It could be vaguely seen that this person was an old man with a high nose bridge and wide ears.

"Since he is a heretic that cannot be saved, let him be burned by the fire of hell."

Bauer bowed deeply and said, "My lord, please grant me the power to kill heretics, and I implore you to grant me three drops of holy water."

Three drops of holy water flew out of the holy light. The holy water was blue in color and extremely pure. It swirled slightly in the air. Bauer quickly held it with both hands. Even if it touched Bauer's rough hands, the holy water There is still no change, it still looks like rolling water droplets.

Immediately, the holy light retracted into the Bible.

Ball put away the Bible and summoned three missionaries.These three priests all looked malnourished, and their bodies were very thin. They prayed every day, and their bodies were not of special size, and because of the relatively long time at sea, their bodies were even weaker. There was a panting and even a whirring sound, like a bellows, as if the lungs were not very good.

Ball said: "This is the power bestowed by the Bishop to dispel the devil and kill the heretics. Tonight, you go and kill Chang Xiao without leaving any traces."

The priest, who was struggling to breathe, said, "Priest Bauer, asking the three of us to kill a heretic is a bit of a big deal. I can kill him alone without leaving any traces."

Bauer smiled and said: "Dear Tana, I believe that your ability is enough to kill that heretic with the help of holy water, but there is a saying in China that a lion fights a rabbit with all its strength, and we have traveled thousands of miles to this Middle-earth The purpose of the world is to bring the gospel of God to the lost lambs here. Every step must be careful, so as not to leave a little bit of a moment. No one else can get close, although you are a warrior, the other party is also a warrior, and the other party has dozens of servants, many of whom are warriors, I feel relieved if the three of you attack together."

Tana seemed a little unhappy when he heard the words, but he didn't say anything. He also knew that every life in Daming's land could not tolerate the slightest mistake.

Bauer smiled slightly, and handed the holy water in front of the three of them.