Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

I have a backache, and it is very difficult. I lay down for a long time, and I will strive for the third shift today. If there is a second shift, don't blame everyone!

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"There are three sheep here, everyone, don't waste food!"

Following Chang Xiao's words, each of the officials and students present was given a bamboo stick. These officials and students were so soft that they could hardly hold the bamboo sticks. The body is swinging.

The colors on each face changed back and forth, and many of them showed a stern look. You must know that these officials and students are not all soft-headed. They are born with thousands of people, and they are all different. Most of these officials have worn away the sharpness of their characters, but there are still some newborn calves who are not afraid of tigers among those students. At this time, these students are holding bamboo sticks, and their eyes change.

However, this undercurrent was suppressed by Chang Xiao's simple words, and the students who wanted to get ahead were all silent.

Chang Xiao looked at the tall and empty gate, and sighed: "There is still one place vacant, and there is one sheep missing. I don't know if you have enough to eat. It is Chang who treats you poorly!" Originally in Chang's house Two door bolts were erected at the gate, and two eunuchs were tied up. Now that the two eunuchs have been taken down, and Mr. Zhang is hung up, a place will naturally be vacated.

The group of students looked at the dying Mr. Zhang who was hanging on the doorknob, gasping for breath, but his eyes were completely loose, and his body was covered with countless red patches. up.

Just kidding, this Changxiao really dares to do anything, that is the grandson of Mr. Zhang, look at the torn imperial decree and the two eunuchs lying on the ground who are being skilled by two servants, those Some courageous young students quickly matured into qualified politicians, and Qi Qi had an idea—forget it, these two would dare to kill those who often laughed, let alone these petty officials and little students, even ants Stealing life, let alone those who are familiar with sage books, have already opened up the existence of wisdom.

I often laugh at these servants, rushing and killing among the bandits, and never bring food. When they can grab food, they will naturally eat food. If they can’t find food, they have to eat people. In order to survive, they have to eat Eat, this kind of corpse roasting is really proficient. The two eunuchs threw the bloody bones and internal organs into two boiling cauldrons, and the bloody flesh and bones were boiled immediately. To be clear, a layer of blood froth appeared on the cauldron...

A group of officials and students felt that their throats were tight, and there was a scent coming out at this moment, but everyone held their breath and did not want to smell it.Except for Chang Jia Ding who licked his lips missing the smell, there were also a few guys with dark eyes who swallowed.

Seeing that everyone was motionless and didn't intend to come forward to eat meat, Chang smiled and said: "What? Is Chang's banquet not to your taste?"

The faces of these officials and students were so pale that they didn't dare to talk, but no one came forward.Instead, they all shrink back.At this time, whoever loves comes first, I will definitely not come first.

Chang Xiao nodded his head with his fingers, and after thinking for a while, he pointed to an official who was huddled in a corner among the crowd and said, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to splatter five steps with blood, tell me Chang Xiao to get out of here for you?" , what did you say that as long as you dare to come out today, I will tell you to splatter five steps with blood, and you will die with you as a thief even if you are scratched. , Bloody, tsk tsk, Chang admires such a good man, come on, Chang doesn’t want your blood splashed for five steps, I just ask you to eat the flavor that the soldiers in front of us eat every day! You are also a member of the Ministry of War, You have to learn how to integrate the upper and lower, and share the joys and sorrows to succeed!"

The official of the Ministry of War has a beard, a head like a pig's head, and a greasy face. He looks like a good drinker and eater. He is bloated and tall. He still looks a bit ferocious and fierce. In addition, he has never been on the battlefield, and he has never left the capital. Although he also knows that the soldiers in the front often feed on human flesh, it is very far away and has nothing to do with him. To the point of eating this!

Chang Xiao pointed his finger, and the officials and students around the official of the Ministry of War immediately spread out to the surroundings like avoiding the plague, clattering, originally the official was hiding behind the crowd and squinting, so he became a single seedling, and the surrounding Very empty.

The official's expression changed, a pig's head was now a purple-sauce color, and his legs were shaking as he stood there.The bamboo stick in his hand was as heavy as a golden cudgel. The official smiled with difficulty, and said in a trembling voice: "Master Chang, villain, villain, villain believes in Buddhism, never eats meat, Yes, the villain believes in Buddhism." I have to say that this official is not an idiot, at least he still has a bit of quick wit!

When the official said this, a group of officials and students next to him seemed to have picked up amulets, and they all shouted that they believed in Buddhism, and that eight generations of their ancestors believed in Buddha!Some directly clamored that they have been monks since their grandfathers, and the people around them despised them greatly. Where did your grandfather come from when your grandfather died as a monk?Your grandfather is a monk so where did your father come from!Your father is a monk, so where did you come from, you little bastard who is not a monk but an official?

Chang Xiao chuckled, he has killed the living Buddha several times, and he has snatched the wives of the living Buddha. Chang Xiao is not interested in Buddhism at all, and doesn't care what religion you believe in?

Chang Xiao looked at the full moon rising in the sky, and became a little impatient. He was too lazy to talk to these people. It would be a waste of time for a monk like him to talk to these ordinary people. In the capital, he killed them all by bowing to his sleeves. At first, he was a little interested in teasing them, but now Chang Xiao has no interest.

Chang Xiao waved his hand, and the servants behind him rushed forward like tigers and wolves, and the military official was pulled directly under the door, and one of the servants grinned grinningly: "My lord, do you want to be a sheep eaten by wolves?" ? Or do you want to be a wolf that eats sheep?"

The official's trousers were all wet, biting his cheek and eyes shining, he said firmly: "Wolf, I want to be a wolf! I want to eat sheep!"

Chang Xiao is a smile, this line seems familiar...

After that, there was nothing to say. The official first went to get a bowl of wine and pour it down for the bottom. Then he skewered a bunch of meat skewers with trembling hands and grilled them symbolically on the bonfire. He originally wanted to grill them. It's a pity to eat it when it's cooked, but how can Chang Xiao have time to wait for him to have a picnic?The servant stared, and the official swallowed it whole, almost swallowing the bamboo sticks!

Afterwards, the official tragically scooped up a bowl of unsalty fragrant soup from the steaming cauldron with the bones of two eunuchs, squeezed his nose and drank it. After that, he could leave. .

Seeing that the official wandered away, there was no embarrassment at all. The officials knew that they would be fine after eating meat and drinking soup, and they felt at ease. This was much better than being hung up like a sheep. They walked forward with their noses pinched, drank and ate meat and soup, and left. The officials and students who lined up looked as if they were about to go to the execution ground to be beheaded.

These officials and students attempted to commit crimes, just a small feat, and Chang Xiao didn't bother to argue with them too much. For people in Chang Xiao's realm, eating two mouthfuls of human flesh and drinking two mouthfuls of human soup is really not a big deal, at most it will spoil your stomach It should be over in two days, but he often laughed that if he came back late, these officials and students who now look like sheep can tear down their Chang family, and the slogan was so loud Loud!

Comparing the two, Chang Xiao is only a slight punishment. Some people are like sheep when you are a wolf, and they are more vicious wolves than anyone else when you are a sheep. There is absolutely no need to punish such people. Take sympathy!Again, sympathy is a high-level emotion that only the strong can possess. When ordinary people sympathize with others, it is better to sympathize with themselves first, because the other party may not be worthy of your sympathy.

For the rest of the situation, Chang Xiao didn’t bother to read any more. Instead of looking at this group of guys who are sometimes wolves and sometimes sheep, it’s better to go back and take a good look at your wife, Chang Xiao explained a few words and then stood up and left. Entered the gate of Chang's house.

Seeing that Chang Xiao left, all the officials and students wiped off their sweat together and breathed a sigh of relief. The pressure Chang Xiao brought to them was too great. Is it a jester?No matter how you look at it, this method is not as simple as a simple jester.Of course, these officials and students hated Chang Xiao to death in their hearts. At this moment, today is the most shadowy moment in their lives. Many of them will not eat meat for months, and many will not eat meat for the rest of their lives. the...

However, some people showed surprise and shock in their eyes, because when they saw Chang Xiao's back, they saw a golden dragon coiled on Chang Xiao's shoulder, and the golden dragon was growing up little by little, emitting a bright golden light Come, turn everything around into the color of gold, that kind of feeling can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words, and the scene in front of you will disappear without a trace in the blink of an eye.

There are ten thousand people born, and each one is different. Some people are born with Su Hui, and can see things that even some monks with great cultivation bases cannot see. Of course, not everyone has the supreme karma to have the opportunity to step into the immortal way. It is undeveloped, so what you see is only for a moment, and it is generally regarded as an illusion, and you forget it in the blink of an eye. As the age grows, the eyes lose this ability. This is also a child's The reason why eyes can always see a richer world than adults!

Originally, when they saw it, they would forget it, treating it as a hallucination, but in the eyes of these people, the golden dragon on Chang Xiao's shoulder had a great impact, and they would never forget it for the rest of their lives. Watching the fun, of course, there are also some ambitious people who want to follow Tail Wing...