Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

After [-] yards, Sansheng is ready to eat dumplings!It's really hard to code for a day on the day of Chinese New Year!Everyone who passes by and reads a book, give it a collection!Happy New Years everyone!The career of fish and dragon illusion is progressing!The most important thing is to be rich in the new year!I hope Sansheng will contribute [-] words to everyone every day in the new year!I don't know why, I laughed twice first!Hahaha~~~

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"Three prostrations and nine prostrations are only used in the court, and they are not often used. Besides, Wansui is a quick-tempered man, so he can't wait for you to prostrate three times and prostrate nine times. Besides, the emperor's family banquet this time, Mr. Chang, you just need to be respectful." It’s fine, don’t look around, don’t talk nonsense, it’s too restrictive, and the emperor doesn’t like it either!”

The eunuch from the Palace Supervisor spoke enthusiastically in a shrill voice.

Concubine Chang Gui is a popular person around the emperor, and the Chang family is extremely sacred. In front of such a person, they will not show off, let alone 50 taels of silver bills in their sleeves, which is equivalent to their entire life. "The Chang family is worthy of being a noble family. Mr. Chang is really generous. In the future, if you have something to do, you have to go to him often."

Chang Xiao heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, he really couldn't bear to ask him to kowtow three times and nine times.

Then Chang Xiao was sent to the palace by two eunuchs.

Forbidden City!

Chang Xiao had an impression of this place, he had looked down from the viewing platform.

At that time, when he went to the gate of the Forbidden City and saw the emperor, he was very disappointed. He felt that the imperial palace should not be like this.

But when he saw the Forbidden City again at this time, Chang Xiao actually had a thought of reverence that required him to hold his breath.

It turns out that the Forbidden City is so magnificent, so majestic, so majestic, and it really has the momentum of swallowing the world.

There is a thing that can only be felt in his unique artistic conception in that era and in a specific environment.

In his previous life, Chang Xiao was used to seeing high-rise buildings, so he naturally didn't like the not-so-high Forbidden City.

There is no real dragon throne in this world to control the four directions, so naturally the aura of the dragon is missing.

Therefore, the Forbidden City in the previous life was a tourist attraction, an empty symbol, a body that lost its soul, and it was a dilapidated corpse, while the current Forbidden City is a place where strangers should never get close.

Following the two eunuchs being identified by the guards, Chang Xiao searched for everything that could be used as a murder weapon, and even checked the crotch of his trousers. If Chang Xiao didn't know, he thought he was dragged away by the two eunuchs Jamsil cleansing body.It seems that it is definitely not an easy task to bring a pistol into the palace. Although no one has seen that thing, they may not know that it is a murder weapon.

Chang Xiao followed the two eunuchs all the way through the Forbidden City. Chang Xiao watched the palace guards walking back and forth, with a murderous look everywhere, and could not help feeling sad in his heart. This emperor is really a coward. For the world, it is just a small box. The emperor who is rich in the world is born here and died here. Will he be inseparable from here for the rest of his life?

Walking in the palace, I often laugh and feel various feelings in a trance. There are ridge beasts on the roofs of the houses in the palace, that is, a row of glazed carvings on the front corners of the vertical ridges. These auspicious beasts include dragons, phoenixes, and lions. , Qilin, Tianma, Haima, Suanni, Yayu, Xiezhi, Bullfighting, Xingshi, etc., often laughing and walking, I always feel that these glass objects are not dead but alive. Looking down at him, this This indistinct feeling makes Chang Xiao feel uncomfortable.It seems that these auspicious beasts are guarding the palace. In the previous life, they often came to the palace with a smile, but they didn't have this feeling. The spirituality of these things seemed to have died long ago.

Chang Xiao didn't understand the rules and regulations of the houses in the palace, especially in Chang Xiao's eyes, these palaces were generally not very different, so he was already a little confused when he went around, from this point of view, he was not a qualified assassin.

The two eunuchs in front finally stopped, and introduced Chang Xiao into a room. It was not very big, elegant and regular, and the interior layout was very high. The so-called small is compared to other buildings. There are also about [-] people in this room. Square, there is a large table and a small table inside, and the distance between the two tables is ten meters.Both tables were empty.

The two eunuchs pointed at the small table and said with a smile: "Young Master Chang, please sit here and wait. The imperial concubine will come when she is free. Your Majesty is busy with business. Maybe he can come, maybe he can't."

"Thank you two father-in-laws."

The two eunuchs retreated with a smile, Chang Xiao was the only one left in the room, and of course the two guards with swords at the door were watching his every move in the room.

Chang Xiao looked at the emperor's table, which was a large table with a width of four or five meters, and then looked at his own small table, which was three feet square. Eating at the same table with a cheap uncle, he got drunk with his arms and flattered him, but now it seems that it is just an extravagant wish.Chang Xiao secretly sighed in his heart: "Being the emperor is really awesome! All kinds of awesome!"

Chang Xiao wanted to sit on the two stools on the big table and feel the pleasure of sitting on the big table, but after looking at the guards at the door, there was still no one, and finally sat back on his small table honestly, just like that Staring helplessly at the big table, no one knew what Chang Xiao's mental activity was like at this time. Perhaps using a sentence from later generations, five words can vividly describe his mood at this time - envy, jealousy and hatred!

Time passed very slowly, Chang Xiao waited for a full three hours, from noon to afternoon, his stomach began to cry non-stop, and only then did the faint sound of footsteps come through.

Chang Xiao, who had been staring at the big table and doing all kinds of disrespectful mental activities, stood up suddenly, refreshed.

A person walked in slowly outside, followed by several court ladies.

But it is not the emperor, but a woman in her early 20s. This woman walks steadily, without slowness or fastness, with a trace of majesty that is rarely seen in young women. It is hard to imagine that a woman in her early 20s can have This kind of gait is the kind of momentum coming from the wind. On the contrary, her appearance is ignored by Chang Xiao.

This kind of demeanor is not an imitation of later generations of film and television dramas, but a kind of thing from the bottom of the heart, a state imprinted in the depths of the soul, and it has been educated in this way since childhood, and it is specially cultivated to become such a person , Perhaps for countless days and nights, this woman has been doing exercises on how to maintain this kind of demeanor, which is even more tiring than when they stood in a military posture and ran around the mountains.It is a kind of torture, until this demeanor seeps into the bones, and it is expressed in a smooth manner.

"I've really grown up. I remember when I entered the palace, you still begged me to take you with you with your nose dragging. I remember that you were just severely taught by my brother at that time, and your ass was smashed. "There is a kind of nostalgia in the faint words, a kind of family affection that is neither far nor near.However, the sound was always a little far away in Chang Xiao's ears.

Chang Xiao hastily bowed and saluted, "Chang Xiao met Auntie!"

Concubine Chang Gui hummed, walked slowly to the big table and sat down, then looked at Chang Xiao, the kind of up and down look, Chang Xiao was rarely looked at by a woman who was not much younger than him, It was a little cramped for a while.

Concubine Chang Gui nodded and said: "I have really grown up, and I look a bit strong, and I really look like a talented person, um, he is more like a character than my brother. Thinking about it, I haven't seen him for four or five years. I have passed relatives, the last time I saw your father was four years ago, and it was also such an autumn, but it was raining outside at that time."

Chang Xiao really doesn’t know how to respond to these words, what Chang Xiao thinks is, I’m naturally better than that cheap old man, maybe I’ll come to take the seat next to you in the future, and also enjoy a big table meal Looking at the pleasure of laughing at other people's small tables, you just wait for me to be a little widow after I ascend the throne!

"If you say this, I guess my aunt will turn her face immediately, throw the cup and call out three hundred knives and axemen, and chop herself into minced meat!"

The room became quiet for a while, and Concubine Chang Gui said: "Da Le, if the emperor comes later, he may test your knowledge of military strategy and military equipment, you have to answer carefully, the emperor must not understand these things and can deceive you at will. No If you understand, just say it straight, the emperor likes straightforward people, and doesn't like people who talk big."

Dale is Chang Xiao's baby name, and no one calls it now, even Chang Xiao's mother has changed her name to Xiao'er.Unexpectedly, this aunt still remembered, of course Chang Xiao didn't feel anything, maybe Mr. Chang would be moved by it.

Chang Xiao hurriedly said yes respectfully, but he thought in his heart that he was afraid that the old emperor would not understand what I said.

Family love is a luxury in the emperor's house. Concubine Chang Gui may have expressed family affection just now, but now she has discarded all these emotions. Completely isolated, like yin and yang, what kind of family relationship can be maintained by relatives who only see each other once in four or five years?For Concubine Chang Gui, family affection gradually disappeared with the passing of time, and became a faint trace. When you see this trace, you may think of it, and if you don't see it, you forget it.

Concubine Chang Gui continued: "I can only give you this chance to meet the driver. How far you can go, how high you can fly, and whether the Chang family will be rich in the future depends on you."

Just as Chang Xiao was about to agree, the sound of orderly footsteps came from outside. Concubine Chang quickly stood up and said in a low voice: "Da Le, the emperor is here, you have to be respectful, remember what I just said, I would rather say that I don't know Talking nonsense, the emperor doesn't like people who speak big words." After speaking, he walked forward and came to the door to wait for his driver.

Chang Xiao quickly walked to the door, knelt down and waited unwillingly.There is no way that people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Chang Xiao's current identity is a grassroots person. When he sees the emperor, he will naturally kneel. If he doesn't kneel, he will probably be knifed.Concubine Chang Gui had already knelt down at this time.

At this time, Chang Xiao thought of the benefits of equality for everyone. This thing will only be remembered when he is treated unfairly. If Chang Xiao is the emperor, I am afraid that the guy who promotes such remarks is the one he hates the most up.

Unlike the "emperor's arrival" in later film and television works, when the emperor came, there was no sound other than footsteps when Chongzhen came, and there was no car that could show the emperor's majesty. There was only one sedan chair, a very ordinary sedan chair, and a few eunuchs in front of the sedan chair quietly and calmly drove away the eunuchs who were maids.

Chang Xiao raised his head slightly, took a peek, saw this scene and thought it was not the emperor, but later Chang Xiao understood that the eunuchs shouted at the top of their throats when the emperor arrived there, basically it was a film and television drama. Edit, what the emperor is most afraid of is letting people know where he has gone. Why, the emperor is afraid of death. Calling everywhere does not mean telling the assassin that I am here and you come to kill me.

"Aifei Pingshen!" The voice was pretty nice, Zhongzheng was peaceful, it should be the voice of a scheming person, and he was still very young.The majesty is not too big, and the voice is not the same as Chang Xiao imagined.

"This is my nephew, get up quickly, Concubine Chang Gui hasn't seen her family for a long time."

Hearing this with a smile, Chang stood up respectfully and stood aside with his hands tied.According to the etiquette in the palace, it is not allowed to look at the emperor at this time. Anyway, there will be time to look at it later, so Chang Xiao endured it and did not raise his eyes.

Then Chang Xiao felt that he was peeped by a kind of fluctuation, it was the fluctuation like Yuantong's Tianyantong, no, it is better than Yuantong's Tianyantong, this fluctuation is more intense and thorough, under this gaze, Chang Xiao felt that his body was being squeezed Piercing generally has nowhere to hide.Chang Xiao was startled!

At this time, an old man with the appearance of a Taoist behind the emperor suddenly walked behind the emperor and said something in a low voice. The emperor showed surprise on his face, looked up and down and often smiled, then smiled, and walked into the room first .

The old man was originally three meters away from the emperor, but now he was about one meter away from the emperor, and he couldn't leave for a moment.

After Concubine Chang Gui entered the room, Chang Xiao also entered the room, but at this time, under the old man's instruction, his poor little table was moved another three or four meters, and he knew that he had cultivated true energy This kind of thing was probably discovered by the old man through unknown methods, fearing that he would use magic to explode and hurt the emperor, so he opened the distance a little.

Chang Xiao didn't go to see the emperor, but secretly glanced at the old man.

Suddenly, Chang Xiao felt a pain in his eyes, like needle pricks, and this old man turned out to be an existence he couldn't even see.

Chang Xiao was horrified, he didn't know what kind of realm this was, what kind of existence it was, Chang Xiao never looked at the old man again, he didn't dare to look at it, but he still saw clearly the waist of the old man. Hanging a crystal clear long ruler, I don't know what it is used for.