Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

"feed me!"

Chongzhen was in a good mood, and it was rare for him to speak to Queen Zhou in such a coquettish tone.He was so relaxed only when he was with Empress Zhou, joking with Empress Zhou, this was a rare relaxation and adjustment in Chongzhen's tense life.

Empress Zhou's pretty face was slightly stern, and then she chuckled, as if she couldn't help you, she really had a spoon in her bare hands, and then she put it on her red lips and blew it slightly, the fragrant wind swept away, and the lotus seed soup in the spoon became sweeter and sweeter.

Empress Zhou carefully put the lotus seed soup into Chongzhen's mouth.

Chongzhen swallowed without chewing.

Empress Zhou said angrily, "Your Majesty, how many times have I told you that this hurts the spleen and stomach, no matter how anxious you are, you have to chew this meal slowly!"

Here in Chongzhen, the commoner queen is not only his wife, but also his mother. Empress Zhou is in charge of Chongzhen's basic necessities of life, and Chongzhen also enjoys the feeling of being cared for sincerely.If Empress Zhou's relatives hadn't been fighting outside to fight with Concubine Yuan's relatives, then Empress Zhou would have a higher status in Chongzhen's heart.In the harem, only Concubine Chang Gui was favored, but her relatives stopped understanding Dali. It was a pity that Chang Xiao came out. Chongzhen thought about it and put Chang Xiao down. If he was killed, the Chang family would be extinct. Little, don't take a man's words seriously.Even the immortal master said that the evildoers have not yet appeared, and there is not enough chaos. How can a kid like him dare to say such atrocious words?Thinking of this, Chongzhen felt more relaxed.

Chongzhen smiled and said: "Just listen to the queen, I will eat slowly in the future."

Empress Zhou said angrily: "Every time you say that, and you still say golden words, it doesn't count every time!" Then Empress Zhou looked at Chongzhen strangely, and said: "The emperor seems to be in a good mood today, what is the happy event? Is it?"

Chongzhen sighed slightly, slammed the memorial in his hand lightly and said: "Where is the happy event, in this world, as long as there is no bad thing coming to the door, I will be happy."

"Your Majesty, please see Tianya!" The little eunuch outside the study bowed and stood at the door, and said softly.

Chongzhen couldn't help frowning slightly, feeling a bad feeling in his heart.

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"Miss, miss, that bastard Chang Xiao has finally been punished!" Qiao Fu ran to Jin Yun with a face full of joy and said.

Jinyun and the others don't have any news channels in the capital, and things about Chang Xiao are passed on among nobles, and ordinary people don't know about them. However, he is not a big celebrity after all, and not many common people pay attention to him.Therefore, the news reached Jinyun relatively late.

Jinyun is watching with an account book. Now she is no longer a young lady, and she has to deal with things that used to be regarded as dumb things every day. The dozens of people in this family need money to feed them every day. Because of the situation of sitting and eating mountains and empty land, Jin Yun also had to start to calculate carefully.

Hearing Qiaofu's screams, Jin Yun frowned slightly, and quickly asked, "What's wrong, Mr. Chang?"

When Qiaofu saw that his lady was still concerned, she pursed her lips and said, "Miss, that villain hurt you so deeply, why do you still care about him so much? I heard that he is about to be arrested." Beheaded! Haha, it’s true that evil comes with evil!”

With a snap, the account book in Jinyun's hand fell to the ground, her whole body shook, but fortunately she didn't faint, Jinyun quickly grabbed Qiaofu's little hand and said eagerly, "What's going on?"

Qiaofu said unhappily: "Miss, didn't you hear that the firecrackers were set off at Mrs. Wang's house just now? I was curious, so I ran to ask if Mrs. Wang's family had any happy event. If so, Miss Wang My lord, take care of me, let’s not express it, but give a salute. After asking, I found out that it was Chang Xiao who contradicted Long Live today, and dared to say that the Ming Dynasty was about to die in front of Long Live. I heard from that servant that Lord Long Live may be dead at any time. I want to kill that villain Chang Xiao, hey hey, miss, miss..."

"Chun, come quickly, Miss fainted..."

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Chang Xiao has had enough of rolling his eyes the past few days. Everyone outside the family is talking about his prodigal family, saying that he is the loser of the family!That is to say, three of Ping'er and Chang Fuchang still treat him the same.Steward Lin didn't say anything, but he also sighed.

Chang Xiao really wanted to put on a look of disapproval, but unfortunately he still felt all sorts of unhappy!Curse these people for ignorance and fools!

In his opinion, the emperor didn't directly chop him up, which is the best news. As long as the emperor didn't forget his words and didn't kill him, then he firmly believed that he still had a chance to meet Chongzhen. He didn't expect to leave with one sentence, and he still had a few more words to say later, but it was a pity that Chongzhen left too hastily at that time, he couldn't hold on to the emperor's sleeve to continue talking, otherwise the emperor would really want to kill him .

Chang Xiao is right. When dealing with an extremely shrewd person, it’s useless to tell him the truth, because he understands the truth better than you. A shrewd person is often more stubborn and prejudiced. It’s not impossible to defeat him with theory. , but it is very difficult to defeat his heart, because this kind of person does not accept failure, even if the failure is right in front of him, he will not admit it.

So if you want to impress a shrewd person, you must scare him to death. Only fear can defeat a shrewd person. In fact, fear can defeat anyone. Fear is a master key, and you can open any lock you see!

What is a diligent emperor most afraid of?It must be the decline of the country and the loss of the foundation of the ancestors.

Although Chang Xiao has only seen the chaos in a corner of the Ming Dynasty, he knows things that no one in this world knows, and he knows what kind of track this country is about to enter.

So he doesn't need to know what is going on with Daming now, he just needs to clearly tell Chongzhen the result of this track, this future will become a reality, and Chongzhen, a smart person, will follow this result back to the source and find the inevitable connection.

If Chongzhen was not a shrewd person, Chang Xiao would never have said such words. If he met a stupid emperor and Chang Xiao said that your country is about to perish, he would definitely lose his head.often

Xiao knew that Chongzhen might not kill him.Of course, he wasn't particularly confident, otherwise he wouldn't have asked Concubine Chang Gui whether Chongzhen would kill him, and then asked the old man with a crystal ruler hanging from his waist.

In the past few days, Chang Xiao still seems to be very leisurely hiding in the study and unwilling to meet people. In fact, he is speeding up the production of revolvers and bullets. If the emperor wants to kill him, he can't just catch him.Annoyed him, he went up the mountain and fell the grass, and also learned the trick of climbing high and playing the bird's shadow!I have a gun and am afraid of you, a bird without a gun!

This morning, like Chongzhen, Chang Xiao got up in the middle of the night, took a package, and rode to the city gate alone. It was still dark and the city gate was not open. The stall ordered a bowl of noodle soup, it was cold, and a bowl of hot noodle soup was indescribably smooth and refreshing.In the middle, I saw a peddler carrying dolls. Although these dolls are not as good-looking and exquisite as those in the previous life, they are still very interesting. They have big eyes, round face, chubby, two swarthy pigtails, and their aesthetic point of view is not much different from the previous life. .

Chang Xiao took out money and bought one and put it in his arms.

After eating the noodle soup, the city gate just opened, and Chang Xiao went all the way out of the city. The package on his back was naturally a newly-made revolver. This thing was also a pile of parts, and no one would recognize it even if it was thrown on the ground.

Chang Xiao still went straight to the place where the gun was tested last time, and galloped on the horse.

Although Chang Xiao's current equestrian skills are not very good, he can ride a fast horse. He was galloping on the official road, and suddenly he saw a group of people galloping in front of him. The other party seemed to be extremely anxious. The horseshoes slammed like plantains, and Chang Xiao hurriedly pulled the reins to let him by the side of the road. The group of horses and horses whizzed past him.

Chang Xiao had sharp eyes, and at a glance he saw Chen Zhuo, who was missing half of the ear in the opponent's cavalry.

Chen Zhuo also happened to look at him, and the two of them looked surprised, but Chen Zhuo and his party were as fast as a dragon, passing by the wind without stopping, and they were still galloping towards the capital.

Chang Xiao rubbed his chin, watched them disappear in the billowing smoke, then turned the horse's head and continued to move forward, but recalled Chen Zhuo's restless expression in his mind.

"Could it be that those lamas caused some troubles? Yes, those lamas said to give Mr. Zhang ten days, otherwise they will do something. Now ten days have passed for a long time. If the court did not release the Living Buddha, I am afraid They're really going to do something."

Chang Xiao doesn't have a deep understanding of religion. Most of his understanding comes from the bombs strapped to his body. Therefore, in his view, religion is something that can fully bloom people's fanaticism, so A person with faith is not easy to mess with, you will never understand what he thinks in his heart, maybe because of your disrespectful words, he will kill you with his knife.

So in Chang Xiao's view, those lamas who have lost their living Buddhas can do anything if they are pushed.

But Chang Xiao smiled immediately, he is now in a state of insecurity, and he is still waiting for Chongzhen's judgment, where there is no time to worry about this, he is even secretly happy in his heart, it's better to make a mess, and when it gets messy, Chongzhen will I don’t have time to vent my anger on him, and it also confirms his words that the Ming Dynasty will perish from the side. The more chaotic the world is, the more it will make Chongzhen feel that what Chang Xiao said is true. Maybe the shrewd Chongzhen who is unwilling to admit defeat will have to Come and ask him, why is Daming dying?Why do you say that Daming is going to die?At that time, he often laughed that if he couldn't come up with a reason, he might really have to move his head.Because Chongzhen has become angry from embarrassment.

Chang Xiao rode his horse and continued on. As he walked, a fork beside the official road in front of him was blocked. Several Jin Yiwei blocked the road, and no one was allowed to walk on this fork.

Chang Xiao frowned slightly. This fork in the road was the only way he had to go to test the gun. He had no choice but to change places, but after thinking about it, his heart moved slightly. This might have something to do with Chen Zhuo and his group.

After wandering around in Chang Xiao's mind, he rode his horse forward and got in at the next fork in the road.

This year is surrounded by wild land, it is impossible to completely seal off a place, unless you use crowd tactics, obviously there are not so many Jinyiwei here, just look at the two or three Jinyiwei guarding the road.

Chang Xiao found a secluded place, tied up the horse, assembled the revolver, pressed the bullets, and put it in his waist, then climbed up a not too high hillside along the woods, and looked down from afar.

The fork in the road sealed off by Jin Yiwei looked like a winding snake, swimming towards a village in the distance.

That Zhuangzi Changxiao passed by the last time he was testing a gun, and at the entrance of the village, he had inquired about the road with a seven or eight-year-old girl who smiled sweetly and was very cute. The doll he bought in front of the city gate was for this little girl. Yes, he remembered very clearly that there were quite a few people in the village, and they were considered wealthy.

Even if the villages near the capital are not rich, they will not be too poor, because as long as they are not poor mountains and rivers, they are usually bought by nobles and turned into manors. One is to plant some fields to produce some output, and it is also an industry. , In addition, it can also be regarded as a leisure place for nobles outside the city. The most important thing is that nobles generally move things that are inconvenient to place in the capital, so they often move here.

At this time, Chang Xiao's whole heart twitched violently when he saw Zhuangzi, and he could see it too clearly with his eyesight.

The entire village was covered with sharpened wooden stakes, and on the wooden stakes were pierced corpses.

There are hundreds of people in the entire village, each of which is pierced by a roasted pig-like stake and firmly nailed to the ground.Both men and women were stripped naked, and their eyes were wide open. Even if the thick wooden stakes came out of their mouths, they still couldn't hide the terrified and helpless expressions on their faces.

Chang Xiao quickly searched, and then the corners of his eyes twitched slightly. At the entrance of the village, a seven or eight-year-old female doll was naked and pierced by a thinner wooden stick from the buttocks to the mouth. Looking up at the sky silently, it stands there like a silent flag.

Chang Xiao's lips trembled involuntarily, his eyes instantly turned scarlet, and then he saw the four big characters "Return my living Buddha" written in blood on the wall at the entrance of the village. The blood had turned black and purple, like snakes.

"Fuck you|fucking living Buddha!"

Chang Xiao left a word, turned around and left.