Great, I'm surrounded by villains.

Chapter 155 The Self-cultivation of the Famous Detective
Duan Mingyuan had heard about the wonders of fish spring bath a long time ago.

When this project was first introduced, it was quite popular among workers and everyone who experienced it raved about it. The most magical thing was the claim that it "absorbs negative energy". Although no one could clearly explain what negative energy was, everyone who experienced it felt that their negative energy had been absorbed.

Duan Mingyuan felt that this was probably a marketing tactic, because according to his observation, those who claimed that their negative energy had been sucked away were unable to generate positive energy at work.

In fact, he had been interested in this, but when he found out online that the only fish bath in Yunlong City was located on a mountain in the suburbs and it took four hours to drive there and back, he completely gave up the idea.

There is only one day off per week.

There was nothing in the world that would make him spend four hours of the only day he had on a vehicle.

This is what it is like to live alone. Even going out to eat requires a long mental struggle. After Duan Mingyuan's long-term academic research, he found that ordering takeout is the most cost-effective lifestyle.

And now, several years after the craze for the fish spring baths had passed, he came to the bathhouse for the first time in his life.

There was a thin layer of mist in the bathing area, and the air was mixed with water vapor.

At this time, there were only a few scattered guests in the bathhouse, and they all seemed to be invited visitors from outer space. After all, at this time, normal people in the court were all at work or attending academic seminars.

The clerk was yawning and looked like he was still sleepy.

Based on September’s evaluation, service attitude: two stars.

But this did not dampen September's enthusiasm. She carefully studied the project list and became very interested in the "family room".

The list states that this was prepared for a family to enjoy a fish spring bath, providing guests with maximum privacy.

Duan Mingyuan expressed a different opinion, "I think we should go to the big bath separately."

Although he was also interested in the space for only two people, it was obvious that the large bath was more conducive to collecting intelligence.

Yes, although you may not believe it, they are indeed here to investigate the alien kidnapping case.

Jiu Yue called this method of solving cases "slacking off in law enforcement."

As the name suggests, as long as you are lucky enough, criminals will come to you while you are slacking off.

It may sound ridiculous at first, but if you carefully study the development of the detective profession in modern history, you will find an astonishing fact - truly excellent detectives never need to take over cases, because all murders occur automatically during their travels.

This is true of both Hercule Poirot and Conan.

Jiu Yue believes that the talent of becoming a famous detective is to be able to cause people to die wherever they go.

In terms of bringing misfortune to people, they are highly similar to evil foxes, and even most evil foxes do not kill as many people as famous detectives.

Especially a certain elementary school student who is a god of death, even the fox has to ask him for advice.

And September is undoubtedly the culmination of all of them.

Not only was she lucky, she also understood the abilities of the evil fox. As long as she wanted, the clerk who had been yawning since they entered the store and ignored them would most likely become the next victim.

The reason was that he accidentally came across a terrorist plot during his work.

But Duan Mingyuan is a serious man.

Even if it was just a pretense, they had to symbolically collect some information. "Mr. Ming Yuan, your way is outdated. You should listen to me."

September refused to back down on this issue.

The rare trip to Yuquan Bath was to leave an unforgettable memory with Mr. Mingyuan. She didn't want the first thing that came to her mind when she recalled the trip to Yuquan Bath in the future would be a group of unfamiliar aunts and grandmas.

She is a researcher on "slacking off in law enforcement". "The essence of this law enforcement method is that you have to fully enjoy the leisure process."

"What about the terrorists?" Duan Mingyuan asked, "Even if you are lucky and they come to the bathing area for vacation after committing a crime, they will not be so reckless as to break into the family area."

"Didn't you look at the zoning map? The family area and the public area are in two separate areas. Even if they really come for vacation, they will definitely choose the family area."

In order to trick Mr. Mingyuan into the family room, Jiuyue ignited her detective soul, and her insight became unprecedentedly sharp. She pointed to the entrance not far away and said, "You see, not everyone who goes to the family area is a family."

Duan Mingyuan looked in the direction of her finger, and saw two men in yukatas, both of them were in their early 40s, with heavy faces, and they didn't look like they were here to enjoy their vacation.

It is daytime now, which is also the time of the day when the bathhouse has the lowest number of visitors.

September said with certainty, "Some people will take advantage of the privacy of the family area to plot things."

"You think too darkly of this world. They may just be brothers trying to keep in touch with each other."

"How can brothers bond by exposing their breasts?"

"Yes, Brother Haier."

Duan Mingyuan immediately cited an example. In his impression, the two brothers had never worn clothes when they met. Considering the special terrain of the court, the possibility of a visit from the Haier brothers from outer space could not be ruled out.

"you--!"

Jiu Yue was speechless for a moment, and puffed out his chest in annoyance, "Am I not much better looking than the Haier Brothers? If you go to the public area, the bathhouse is full of Haier Brothers, and they might even be transformed from stinky mud. With your obsessive-compulsive disorder, Mr. Mingyuan, you probably won't be able to stay there for even ten minutes!"

Although Duan Mingyuan didn't understand how Chou Chou Ni disguised himself as a human and sneaked into the bathhouse, he admitted that he was indeed a little shaken.

He pretended to be calm and said, "This is work."

Being able to endure for the sake of work and life is a basic quality of a dedicated worker.

"Then think about it, what if a stinky mud picks his nose in front of you and then puts his hand in the sink?"

September also gave it a go.

If this happens, Mr. Mingyuan is likely to become a terrorist first.

"Tell me your plan."

The scene described by Jiu Yue dealt the final blow to Duan Mingyuan's wavering heart. He was rarely convinced by the other party and lost the title of "King of Hard Talk". "If we stay in a small cubicle, how can we investigate the kidnappers?"

"It's very simple."

Jiu Yue finally showed a satisfied smile. She opened the music player on her phone and selected the background music called "Patrol 2". She said, "If this background music starts playing later, it means a murder has occurred. We can just rush out of the room when the time comes."

Thanks to Xiaozhubuqingkanshu for the reward of 600 Qidian coins!
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