The legend of Xiaofan online game

Paoda Mosquito touched his balls, and said pleasantly: "My balls are still there, haha, that's great, I don't have to hurt my balls anymore."

[Cannon Mosquitoes]: The main occupation is Shushan, the sub-occupation is a senior cook, no gang, no real name, 43 years old, determined to be a ranger in the online game world, quite similar to "Don Quixote" , known as 'online game madman'.

"Who blasted my balls just now? Cannonball Mosquito rubbed his balls and said.

"Uncle wretched, your balls are fine, stop rubbing, there are still lesbians here." Xiao Fan said speechlessly.

Cannonball Mosquito looked at Xiaofan's id, and said with snot and tears: "Da Gu Ying, it turned out that you were the one who blasted my balls, you are too cruel, but I also admit that it was you who exploded, hehe, Finally, I met you, added you as a friend, sent you a message and didn’t reply, it almost drove me to death, let’s add a friend first.”

"Uncle, I don't want to be gay. There are too many people who add me, so I block them all, not for wretched uncles!" Xiao Fan wiped off his cold sweat and said, rejecting the friend request from Cannon Mosquitoes.

"Hey, really don't add it?"

"boiled!"

"Forget it, I'll eat something first." After Pao Da Mosquito finished speaking, he began to cook the ice and snow wolf leg. After 5 seconds, a delicious wolf leg was cooked, and the aroma spread.

"It smells so good, what is this?" Zheng Ying turned her head, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and said.

Pao Da Mosquito took a bite, looked at Xiao Fan and said temptingly: "Well, it's delicious, if you want to have one, it will be done in a few seconds."

"Hands are short for grabbing people, but mouths are soft for eating people. I am determined not to eat them." Xiao Fan swallowed the saliva in his mouth and said, Zheng Ying and the others were also very greedy.

Xiaofan and Zheng Ying seldom eat in the game. Although he can make steamed buns, Xiaofan doesn’t eat them at all, so he never made them. It is necessary to eat anything, which is one of the main reasons why Tianwen attracts the world.

After the maintenance of "Tianwen", all the money for buying the game gray helmet before has been refunded. If you don't have a gray helmet, as long as you have an ID card, you can go to the "Tianwen" service station in each city to get it for free. Many lazy people don't want to work, and they can't support themselves in reality. When they hear that in the game world, they won't starve to death and can make money, they all take their ID cards to get free game helmets.

The business model of "Tianwen" is: money rolls money, interest rolls profit, everyone rolls over and over again, the poor can become rich, and the rich can also become poor. The poor may become poorer, and the rich may become richer.

"Xiaofan, why don't you just add him as a friend? It's so delicious. The food I went to [Dragon Gate Inn] last night was not so delicious?" Chen Bing said drooling.

Meng's Nishang and Meng Suiyanpiao also looked at Xiaofan pitifully, obviously meaning the same as Chen Bing's.

"You guys, what do you want me to say about you, a wolf leg, you greedy cats sold me? I haven't eaten all day and night, and I won't be like you. My Xiaoying is better. You see, She didn't say she wanted to eat it." Xiaofan said duplicity, in fact, he himself wanted to eat it, but he just didn't want to be friends with the wretched uncle, thinking: If this uncle has a special love name, then I won't be able to vomit after eating it come out.

"Did she not say she wanted to eat it? But she was already eating it," Chen Bing said.

Xiao Fan turned around and saw that Zheng Ying was indeed eating wolf legs, eating with gusto.It turned out that when Xiao Fan was talking to Chen Bing, the greedy Zheng Ying quietly told Pao Da Mosquito about her relationship with Xiao Fan, so Pao Da Mosquito immediately cooked a leg for Zheng Ying.

"Xiaoying, why do you eat his food? What if it is poisonous?" Xiaofan said with a straight face.

"Fan, I'm starving to death." Zheng Ying said pitifully, Xiao Fan was still very angry at first, but suddenly couldn't get angry.

"Haha, Gu Yingda, it's fine if you don't eat it, and you don't have to be so vicious. If it was poisonous, I would have died a long time ago." Pao Da Mosquito said with a smile.

"Fan, it's really delicious, come and eat if you don't believe me." Zheng Ying handed the wolf leg to Xiao Fan's mouth.

"Don't eat, definitely don't eat." Xiao Fan shook his head and said.

"Really don't eat it? But I ate it." Zheng Ying said.

"Yeah, your girlfriend has already eaten, so you should add me as a friend, so that I can let you all eat fresh wolf legs." Pao Da Mosquito said.

"Xiaofan, why don't you just add a friend, just promise him." Chen Bing swallowed and urged.

"Hey, I said, why do you have such greedy friends." Xiao Fan shook his head, said helplessly, and then added friends who shot mosquitoes.

"Haha, Guying, I won't make you regret it. Boss, I'm a senior cook. It's not worth adding me as a friend."

"Uncle, come get a big chicken drumstick, I'm so hungry." Chen Bing urged.

"It's a wolf's leg, don't worry, wait a minute...Okay, let's take it."

"Thank you uncle!"

"Well, uncle, can you come here." Meng Nishang said shyly.

"Wow, beauty, uncle will cook the biggest one for you." Said the cannonball.

"Hurry up, hurry up, don't take advantage of the elder sister." Xin Yao said fiercely.

"Less occupation? That means you can occupy it?"

"Go to hell!"

"Haha, uncle was joking with you, I don't want to be fucked by Gu Ying again."

"What does this have to do with him?"

"The Buddha said: Don't say it! Well, your wolf legs."

"I also want……"

……

At this time, Xiao Fan and Guan Ying shared the wolf's legs, and they didn't bother to shoot the mosquitoes.

"Hee hee, I believe it's delicious now." Zheng Ying looked at Xiao Fan's wolfish smile and said with a coquettish smile.

"Well, it's okay!" Xiaofan said stubbornly, thinking: Tomorrow, I'll learn some cooking skills too. Damn it, I didn't expect ice and snow wolf legs to be delicious and delicious.

After half an hour, everyone was hiccupping.

"Hi~" Xiao Fan burped, and then said to the cannonball, "Uncle wretched, why are you in that spider web?"

"Hi~ let's talk~ hiccup~ it's a long story, I~ hiccup~"

"Damn it, we'll talk about it after we rest." Xiaofan said angrily.

Cannon Big Mosquito, patted his stomach, and then said: "That's right, my main occupation is Shushan, and my sub-professional senior cook has no gang or faction. I am 43 years old. I am determined to be a ranger in the online game world, and I admire Yu Guying very much." Fen Xin, that is too big."

"The point!"

"It's a long story, I have to talk about it since I was a child..."

"Your sister, you are 43 now, let's start from when you were a child, don't we want to hear that it is dark?" Xiao Fan interrupted.

"Um, well, let's start from now..." Cannon Mosquito said.

original……

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