Urban Almighty Genius

Back in the dormitory, Lin Yang saw Li Zhigang approaching him and asked, "I said Yang Zi, who was that white-collar beauty just now? Could it be your fan too?"

"Fans?" Lin Yang was taken aback, and asked back, "Where do I get fans from?"

Li Zhigang touched his nose, and said sourly: "Your performance on the basketball court has already won you a large number of fans! In the school's bbs forum, there are posts about you everywhere, and there are even people talking about you. Organize a fan club!"

"No? Are you exaggerating?" Lin Yang looked at him suspiciously. Adding oil and vinegar has always been this guy's strong point. No matter what comes out of his mouth, it is often several times exaggerated than the truth!

"Exaggeration? It's not an exaggeration at all!" Li Zhigang spitting and yelling, "You are haunted every day, and you don't stay in school all day long. You must not know how popular you are now! You are even more popular than those idol stars. I’m going to exaggerate! Let me tell you something, when I was eating in the cafeteria tonight, a girl suddenly ran up to my table and asked me, she said, are you Li Zhigang from Class [-], Department of Computer Science? I was stunned and thought, how could she know my name? I nodded and said, I am Li Zhigang. As soon as the words fell, she took out a letter from her arms and put it in front of me... "

Lin Yang listened interestingly, and asked enthusiastically, "Did she send you a love letter?"

"Well, that's right! She did come to send me a love letter! After I took the love letter in my hand, I told her that I am not a casual person. I am a person who is more emotional, and now I have a favorite." Even though you like me, I can only say sorry, I'm sorry!"

Li Zhigang spoke slowly, and suddenly, his voice raised, with an angry expression on his face, he gritted his teeth and shouted: "As a result, just after I finished speaking, that girl said, I'm sorry, I think you misunderstood, I I just heard that you live in the same dormitory with Lin Yang, so I would like to ask you to do me a favor and pass this letter on to Lin Yang!"

"what?"

Lin Yang stared at him dumbfounded. After recovering, he couldn't help laughing. From Li Zhigang's words, he imagined the scene at that time.He laughed out of breath, "Then what?"

"Of course I can't admit to such a shameful thing!" Li Zhigang said complacently: "Then it's very simple. I told her very seriously that I was joking with her just now. My name is not Li Zhigang, but Li Zhigang! The pronunciation is the same. The words are different, and I have never heard of the guy you mentioned called Lin Yang, how could I live in the same dormitory with him? Classmate, you misidentified the person! After I finish speaking, I will just leave Already!"

"High! It's really too high!" Lin Yang stretched out his thumb in admiration. He really admired Li Zhigang's quick wit!

"That's natural!"

Li Zhigang accepted Lin Yang's flattery calmly, and said without blushing or panting: "From my height of about one meter, you can tell how high my IQ is!"

Lin Yang couldn't help but make a metaphor: "I really didn't see how high your IQ is, but I can see how thick-skinned you are!"

"Haha, so-so, No. [-] in the world!" Li Zhigang said complacently.

"Huh? How did you become humble?" Lin Yang sarcastically said, "Your thick skin is not only the third in the world! You have already reached the number one in the world!"

After the two chatted and laughed for a while, Li Zhigang asked again: "Hehe, by the way, who is that beautiful woman who came to the dormitory to look for you at night?"

"Well, she is Yin Huiyu's older sister." Lin Yang said it smoothly, anyway, this is not a shocking secret!

"Sister?" Li Zhigang's eyes lit up, looking obscene.Looking extremely swaying, he smiled strangely and shouted: "Sister flower? Okay, brother!" He patted Lin Yang, shook his head and said, "If you really don't make a move, it will be earth-shattering!"

See his lewdness.Lin Yang couldn't help asking curiously, "Zhigang, why are you becoming such a rascal now?"

"Men are not hooligans, their development is not normal, men are lustful, and they are heroes!" Li Zhigang said fluently: "Youth is the desire to run wild, don't you know that? What's more, a man with normal development like me likes beautiful women It's a normal thing..."

"Okay, okay! Are you reasonable?" Lin Yang interrupted him. If this talkative guy keeps talking, he doesn't know what fallacy he will come up with!

Li Zhigang shook his head and said, "Hehe, in fact, I not only have reason, I also have many methods, but it's a pity that I haven't had time to use it..."

Many methods?Lin Yang was startled, interrupted him hastily, and said, "Zhigang, I have a question for you, what kind of birthday present would girls like?"

"Birthday presents that girls like?" Li Zhigang rolled his eyes and shouted, "Of course it is a different birthday gift that can represent your own heart! Think about it from another angle. If it was your birthday, what would you receive?" The presents are exactly the same, don't you feel happy? Stupid!"

"Different? Special?" Lin Yang frowned. This request seemed simple, but after thinking about it carefully, he really couldn't figure out what gift was different and what gift would best Represent your own mind!

send flowers?Kind of cheesy!Send diamonds?Yin Huiyu's father is so rich, would she like these things?In an instant, many ideas came to Lin Yang's mind, but he rejected them one by one. He sighed and said, "It's difficult! It's very difficult! It's really too difficult!"

"Hehe, what's the matter? Can't think of what kind of birthday gift is different and can represent your heart?" Li Zhigang coughed heavily, put his hands behind his back, and said with confidence: "This question, it's actually really easy!"

"It's very simple?" Lin Yang's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked: "Zhigang, tell me, what kind of gift is a special gift!"

"Oh!" Li Zhigang squeezed his neck with his hands, and said pretendingly, "Why do I feel uncomfortable all of a sudden!"