Urban Almighty Genius
Chapter 135 Choose Yourself
He Jie's mind went blank. He had already imagined that after today's incident got out, it would become an indelible stain on his acting career. As for what would happen in the future, he didn't even dare to think about it. ... His feet fluttered, and he walked out in a daze.
"Wait!" Lin Yang stretched out his hand, blocked He Jie's way, and said with a smile, "Why? Do you want to leave like this?"
"Then what else do you want?" He Jie was in a trance.
"What do I want?" Lin Yang looked at him with a half-smile, and said slowly, "Looking at you, you seem to have forgotten our previous bet, right?"
"Bet?" He Jie was stunned for a moment, and then, remembering the previous agreement between the two of them, his face suddenly turned pale.
"That's right." Lin Yang smiled slightly and said, "If your memory is not good, then I can remind you that we just agreed that if you lose, I don't want your money, nor You call me grandpa, you just need to go to the toilet and eat three mouthfuls of shit by yourself."
"This..." He Jie was stunned on the spot.The bet just now, and the suggestion to try magic tricks, was originally his proposal.Magic was originally his strong point. When he thought about it, winning this competition was simply a matter of pinching the snail with three fingers. That's why he made such a big bet with Lin Yang.If he had known that he would lose, even if he was killed, he would not have agreed to the other party's conditions...
"Lin Yang!" Yin Huiyu pulled Lu Feiyang's sleeve quietly, and said in a low voice: "He has already surrendered, so forget it!"
"Forget it?" Lin Yang smiled lightly, then, his face changed, and he said seriously: "Why should I forget it? Don't forget, I just said something casually just now, and I didn't intend to expose him on purpose. The flaw in the magic, and then, when he came to accuse me, I apologized to him over and over again, what was he like?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong just now." He Jie said in a low voice. At this moment, if there is regret medicine to sell, no matter how much it costs, He Jie will believe that he will buy it and eat it without hesitation.Thinking of that disgusting bet, He Jie's intestines immediately turned up, and he ate three mouthfuls of shit... How did this guy remember it?
Yin Huiyu persuaded: "Lin Yang, look, he has apologized to you..."
"Huiyu, you don't understand!" Lin Yang interrupted her, turned his head, and said seriously: "It was he who proposed the magic competition and added a bet! He didn't have any good intentions, but he didn't Thinking about it, I will win, but what if I lose? Do you think he will forgive me?"
Yin Huiyu was speechless. Indeed, He Jie just went too far. Lin Yang said something unintentionally, but he just grabbed it and refused to let it go. He even opened his mouth to ask for 2000 million Huaxia. The mental damage fee of coins... This is not too much, but too much!
"That's right, this boy is right!"
"Well, just now He Jie really went too far!"
"That's right, he was the one who made the bet, and he was the one who proposed the magic trick. It's just that he didn't expect that this young man's magic trick was even more miraculous than his magic trick! This is really shooting himself in the foot! "
"Well, three mouthfuls of shit...haha, I feel sick when I think about it, I want to see how the famous magician eats it!"
The people around were discussing a lot, and they looked like they were watching a good show. Anyway, from the beginning to the end, it had nothing to do with them, and they simply watched the fun there.
He Jie heard what they said, and no one stood on his side to speak for him.His face was pale, and he looked at Lin Yang almost beggingly.
"He Jie, don't look at me that way." Lin Yang curled his lips and said with a sneer, "The principle of my life is that if people don't offend me, I won't offend others. If people offend me, I will pay back ten times People! You asked for all of this!" After a pause, he continued, "You choose yourself, will you eat it yourself, or should I let someone feed you?"
He Jie was dumbfounded. What is the difference between the two?
"I'm sorry, I was wrong... I was really wrong! Tell me, how can you let me go?"
He Jie said in a low voice.The sounds of ridicule and discussion around him cut into his heart like knives.Since becoming famous, no matter where you go, wherever you go, there are always praises and praises, where have you ever been insulted like this?
However, He Jie couldn't do anything, because just now he agreed to the bet in front of everyone!
"How can I let you go?" Lin Yang dug his ears and said with a smile: "It's very simple. Before the competition, I said that after you lose, you only need to eat three mouthfuls of poop! It's not much. It's only three mouthfuls, I think if you persevere a little bit, you can almost finish it!"
"Gulu", He Jie's Adam's apple couldn't help but squirm, sweat the size of soybeans kept flowing down his forehead, three mouthfuls of stool?What a joke, he would rather die!
"Okay, little brother." Li Haozhe walked over with a smile, patted Lin Yang on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Let's forgive him and forgive him, the lesson you taught him today is enough, anyway. , He Jie's reputation as a magician cannot be kept, why don't I see it this way, let him pay you some money, what do you think?" He looked at He Jie.
After finally looking forward to someone standing up to speak for him, He Jie naturally nodded hurriedly, and he agreed wholeheartedly: "Yes, I am willing to lose money, okay?"
Lin Yang snorted softly, no matter what, Li Haozhe did him a favor just now, and he had to give him face.He nodded and said resentfully: "For Uncle Li's sake, I'll let you go today!"
"Thank you! Thank you, Chairman Li!" He Jie said to Li Haozhe gratefully, and let out a long sigh of relief. Regardless of how much the compensation is, at least he doesn't have to fulfill the bet just now.
"Hehe, no need to thank me, I just made a suggestion." Li Haozhe smiled lightly and reminded: "As for how much the compensation should be, it's up to the two of you to discuss it!"
He Jie nodded, turned his head and smiled flatteringly at Lin Yang, and said, "Look at this, how much is the right amount?"
"How much is suitable?" Lin Yang thought for a while, then said lightly, "Not much..."
He Jie breathed a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, he heard Lin Yang go on to say: "...Just pay me [-] million yuan for mental damage!"
He Jie almost fainted, and stammered, "What, what? Three, three, three hundred million?" He couldn't believe his ears.
"Well, [-] million! And not a penny less." Lin Yang said firmly.
Sweat broke out on He Jie's forehead again, and he complained, "Isn't this too much? Even if you kill me, I don't have that much money!"
"It's easy." Lin Yang said with a smirk, "If you don't have any money, you can eat poop. One bite of poop counts as 1 million yuan, how about it?"
It was only then that He Jie realized that this guy had been playing tricks on him all along.
"Wait!" Lin Yang stretched out his hand, blocked He Jie's way, and said with a smile, "Why? Do you want to leave like this?"
"Then what else do you want?" He Jie was in a trance.
"What do I want?" Lin Yang looked at him with a half-smile, and said slowly, "Looking at you, you seem to have forgotten our previous bet, right?"
"Bet?" He Jie was stunned for a moment, and then, remembering the previous agreement between the two of them, his face suddenly turned pale.
"That's right." Lin Yang smiled slightly and said, "If your memory is not good, then I can remind you that we just agreed that if you lose, I don't want your money, nor You call me grandpa, you just need to go to the toilet and eat three mouthfuls of shit by yourself."
"This..." He Jie was stunned on the spot.The bet just now, and the suggestion to try magic tricks, was originally his proposal.Magic was originally his strong point. When he thought about it, winning this competition was simply a matter of pinching the snail with three fingers. That's why he made such a big bet with Lin Yang.If he had known that he would lose, even if he was killed, he would not have agreed to the other party's conditions...
"Lin Yang!" Yin Huiyu pulled Lu Feiyang's sleeve quietly, and said in a low voice: "He has already surrendered, so forget it!"
"Forget it?" Lin Yang smiled lightly, then, his face changed, and he said seriously: "Why should I forget it? Don't forget, I just said something casually just now, and I didn't intend to expose him on purpose. The flaw in the magic, and then, when he came to accuse me, I apologized to him over and over again, what was he like?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong just now." He Jie said in a low voice. At this moment, if there is regret medicine to sell, no matter how much it costs, He Jie will believe that he will buy it and eat it without hesitation.Thinking of that disgusting bet, He Jie's intestines immediately turned up, and he ate three mouthfuls of shit... How did this guy remember it?
Yin Huiyu persuaded: "Lin Yang, look, he has apologized to you..."
"Huiyu, you don't understand!" Lin Yang interrupted her, turned his head, and said seriously: "It was he who proposed the magic competition and added a bet! He didn't have any good intentions, but he didn't Thinking about it, I will win, but what if I lose? Do you think he will forgive me?"
Yin Huiyu was speechless. Indeed, He Jie just went too far. Lin Yang said something unintentionally, but he just grabbed it and refused to let it go. He even opened his mouth to ask for 2000 million Huaxia. The mental damage fee of coins... This is not too much, but too much!
"That's right, this boy is right!"
"Well, just now He Jie really went too far!"
"That's right, he was the one who made the bet, and he was the one who proposed the magic trick. It's just that he didn't expect that this young man's magic trick was even more miraculous than his magic trick! This is really shooting himself in the foot! "
"Well, three mouthfuls of shit...haha, I feel sick when I think about it, I want to see how the famous magician eats it!"
The people around were discussing a lot, and they looked like they were watching a good show. Anyway, from the beginning to the end, it had nothing to do with them, and they simply watched the fun there.
He Jie heard what they said, and no one stood on his side to speak for him.His face was pale, and he looked at Lin Yang almost beggingly.
"He Jie, don't look at me that way." Lin Yang curled his lips and said with a sneer, "The principle of my life is that if people don't offend me, I won't offend others. If people offend me, I will pay back ten times People! You asked for all of this!" After a pause, he continued, "You choose yourself, will you eat it yourself, or should I let someone feed you?"
He Jie was dumbfounded. What is the difference between the two?
"I'm sorry, I was wrong... I was really wrong! Tell me, how can you let me go?"
He Jie said in a low voice.The sounds of ridicule and discussion around him cut into his heart like knives.Since becoming famous, no matter where you go, wherever you go, there are always praises and praises, where have you ever been insulted like this?
However, He Jie couldn't do anything, because just now he agreed to the bet in front of everyone!
"How can I let you go?" Lin Yang dug his ears and said with a smile: "It's very simple. Before the competition, I said that after you lose, you only need to eat three mouthfuls of poop! It's not much. It's only three mouthfuls, I think if you persevere a little bit, you can almost finish it!"
"Gulu", He Jie's Adam's apple couldn't help but squirm, sweat the size of soybeans kept flowing down his forehead, three mouthfuls of stool?What a joke, he would rather die!
"Okay, little brother." Li Haozhe walked over with a smile, patted Lin Yang on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Let's forgive him and forgive him, the lesson you taught him today is enough, anyway. , He Jie's reputation as a magician cannot be kept, why don't I see it this way, let him pay you some money, what do you think?" He looked at He Jie.
After finally looking forward to someone standing up to speak for him, He Jie naturally nodded hurriedly, and he agreed wholeheartedly: "Yes, I am willing to lose money, okay?"
Lin Yang snorted softly, no matter what, Li Haozhe did him a favor just now, and he had to give him face.He nodded and said resentfully: "For Uncle Li's sake, I'll let you go today!"
"Thank you! Thank you, Chairman Li!" He Jie said to Li Haozhe gratefully, and let out a long sigh of relief. Regardless of how much the compensation is, at least he doesn't have to fulfill the bet just now.
"Hehe, no need to thank me, I just made a suggestion." Li Haozhe smiled lightly and reminded: "As for how much the compensation should be, it's up to the two of you to discuss it!"
He Jie nodded, turned his head and smiled flatteringly at Lin Yang, and said, "Look at this, how much is the right amount?"
"How much is suitable?" Lin Yang thought for a while, then said lightly, "Not much..."
He Jie breathed a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, he heard Lin Yang go on to say: "...Just pay me [-] million yuan for mental damage!"
He Jie almost fainted, and stammered, "What, what? Three, three, three hundred million?" He couldn't believe his ears.
"Well, [-] million! And not a penny less." Lin Yang said firmly.
Sweat broke out on He Jie's forehead again, and he complained, "Isn't this too much? Even if you kill me, I don't have that much money!"
"It's easy." Lin Yang said with a smirk, "If you don't have any money, you can eat poop. One bite of poop counts as 1 million yuan, how about it?"
It was only then that He Jie realized that this guy had been playing tricks on him all along.
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