The Red Mansion Big Liar.
Chapter 632: The Sorrow Caused by a Loud Fart
Chapter 632: The Sorrow Caused by a Loud Fart
"It's just an ordinary birthday, why did you alarm the old lady?"
"Of course I should, of course I should! Knowing that you keep a low profile, I didn't let Feng Yatou and the others come over to cause trouble."
Zhang Yun逸 just wanted to use Zhen Chengsi’s birthday to have some fun with his family.
But now that Yuanchun and Yingchun have already married, they have to come along as well.
The Rongguo Mansion now relies on Zhang Yunyi, and after Prince Beijing caused trouble, Lady Jia is even more convinced of him. Hearing about the incident, she dared not slack off and rushed over with the two ladies from the Rongguo Mansion and the Xue family.
"It's a waste of money for the old lady, the wives and the concubines."
Fortunately, the Ningguo Mansion is large and powerful, so having a few more Lady Jias is not a problem.
Zhang Yunyi took the gifts handed over by everyone with a smile, said a few polite words, and welcomed Lady Jia and her entourage into the flower hall.
Since it was a family dinner, there were not so many formalities. Zhang Yun逸 did not deliberately greet Jia Mu and her party. He just accompanied Zhen Shiyin for a drink at another table.
As the protagonist, Zhen Chengsi was inevitably surrounded by everyone, and was given nice words to speak upon.
Of course, Zhang Zian was also praised to the sky, but he was only a little over two years old and was soon taken away by the nanny to rest.
Zhang Yunyi had some modern knowledge of parenting. He knew that children should not be taken care of too carefully, so he did not over-strain them. In addition, the child's nutrition was adequate, so he looked like five or six years old.
The two children are now mainly taken care of by Xing Xiuyan. Although Zhen Chengsi, who is only four years old, is still a little kid, his every move and gesture is quite decent.
However, they were just kids after all, so it was inevitable that they would act a little crazy. Plus, knowing that they were the protagonists today, they ran around the place, which made Xiangling shake her head.
"Dad! Marinated venison!"
Knowing that there were few people at Zhang Yunyi's table, the little guy lay down between Zhang Yunyi and Zhen Shiyin, opened his mouth, and waited to be fed.
Zhang Yun逸 picked up a piece of venison and fed it into his mouth.
I slapped the little guy on the butt, and unexpectedly, the little guy farted loudly with a "poof".
A loud fart doesn't stink, but the sound was too loud, and it happened next to Zhang Yun逸, so it was inevitable that he would be in trouble.
Zhang Yunyi glared at his son unhappily.
"Are you going to let people eat?"
The little fellow was not afraid at all, pointing at Zhen Shiyin and asking, "Isn't Grandpa eating well?"
Since he was adopted by the Zhen family, it was naturally impossible for him to call Zhen Shiyin "grandfather" anymore.
"Hahaha!" Zhen Shiyin laughed heartily.
Grandmother Jia at the next table laughed and said, "Look at this child. He is not afraid of the stage at all. Even his farts sound like thunder. He will become a great man in the future!"
Her words were immediately recognized by everyone, and they all agreed with her.
Only Mrs. Wang, who was sitting next to her, had a sad and melancholy look on her face.
It is normal for people to fart when they eat grains. Back then, didn't Jia Baoyu also fart from time to time?
However, now that I have gone astray, I am afraid I will never be able to fart so loudly again.
Speaking of which, it was Zhang Yunyi's fault that Mrs. Wang had this reaction.
In order to achieve his ulterior motive, he deliberately used vague and ambiguous words when describing Jia Baoyu's situation.
This made Mrs. Wang worried about giving birth to a son but raising a daughter.
Thinking of her two sons, one who died early and the other who was neither male nor female, and then looking at the fearless Zhen Chengsi, Mrs. Wang felt very uncomfortable.
This meal was also tasteless.
After the meal, Xiangling took Zhen Chengsi and left first.
Zhang Yun逸 asked Youshi to greet Lady Jia and others, while he went to the side hall to talk with Zhen Shiyin.
Mrs. Xue, who was standing by, poked Aunt Xue with her elbow.
Aunt Xue had promised that she would consult Zhang Yunyi after Jia Baoyu's marriage. Before that, she had not urged him, but now that she had the opportunity, she quickly reminded Aunt Xue.
Aunt Xue gave her a knowing look, stood up and said with a smile, "Madam, you stay here. I'll go talk to Xiangling."
"Then you have to come back early, we'll sit for a while and then leave!"
Xiangling originally came from the Xue family, so it was understandable that Aunt Xue tried to get close to her.
Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Xue, who knew the inside story, were distracted while the other was the instigator.
However, Mrs. Xue didn’t know this. She just thought Aunt Xue was using Xiangling as an excuse, but she didn’t know that she really pulled Xiangling aside and talked to her for a long time.
Not to mention going to find Zhang Yunyi, he didn't even see Zhang Yunyi.
When Aunt Xue came back, she returned to Rongguo Mansion with Lady Jia.
Mrs. Xue couldn't wait to go home, so she asked hurriedly, "How is it? What did the Marquis say this time?"
"Alas!" Aunt Xue sighed, "I said all the nice things I could, but Yun Yi refused to give in and even said..."
At this point, Aunt Xue looked as if she wanted to say something but hesitated.
"What else did you say?" Mrs. Xue asked quickly.
"He said that the two places are not far away. If you are so anxious, why don't you come to him in person..."
Knowing that Zhang Yunyi had a special hobby, these words inevitably sounded suggestive to Mrs. Xue.
She glanced at Aunt Xue with complicated eyes and muttered to herself, "Go to see him in person?"
"Yes! He flatly refused at first. I spent a lot of time trying to persuade him, but what he said left me speechless!"
I swear to God, Aunt Xue had no idea that Second Madam Xue had peeked at something she shouldn't have, and she had no other intention in saying this.
However, an inappropriate scene flashed through Mrs. Xue's mind, and she said apologetically, "Thank you for your hard work, sister-in-law!"
Speaking of hard work, she swallowed unconsciously and looked away guiltily.
Unexpectedly, Aunt Xue insisted, "What he said makes sense. It would be more convenient for you to talk to him in person than for me to pass the message back and forth. What do you think?"
"Let me think about it."
"Why are you still hesitating? Is he going to eat you? I am willing to run around for Qin girl, why are you, her dear mother, still hesitating?"
The speaker may not mean it, but the listener may take it seriously. Mrs. Xue felt that this was some kind of hint from Aunt Xue, and said hesitantly, "Then...then I'll go find him right away?"
She was indeed conflicted, but she was more worried that the matter would be exposed.
But if Aunt Xue could help cover it up, the risk would be much smaller.
I originally thought that Aunt Xue said so much because it was instructed by Zhang Yunyi. The East Palace had already laid the net and was just waiting for me to surrender.
Unexpectedly, Aunt Xue said angrily: "Not to mention that I just got rejected for this matter, don't you see what day it is today? How can you go to my house and trouble others again and again for this matter?"
Before, Aunt Xue also hoped to meet Zhang Yunyi at Xiangling's place so that she could talk to him, but things did not go as she wished, so she could only use this as an excuse.
"What does sister-in-law mean?"
"If you don't mind, I'll go ask for you some other day, set a date, and go with you!"
"Come with me?" Mrs. Xue didn't know why, but a bad idea suddenly popped into her mind.
"Help people to the end. More people means more strength. Do you think I will really not care about anything if you leave?"
"Then I'll have to trouble you, sister-in-law!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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