1988: Back to the human world for a few years

Chapter 319 Gulu Gulu Hammer

Gengwu, the fourteenth day of the first lunar month.

Nahong is the horse by the roadside, and he is the horse in the hall.

It is suitable to meet relatives and friends and seek heirs;
Avoid living separately and setting up stoves.

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"Grunt hammer, grunt fork;"

"Gulu, gurgle, one becomes three!"

“Three becomes five, five becomes eight;”

"Let's see who's the little fool!"

From a certain maroon staff dormitory, a famous Qilu song with a strong accent was heard.

"Oh my god, how come I lost again!"

With notes all over his face, Tugou looked at his little fist in frustration, then pursed his lips, dejectedly tore off a piece of toilet paper, spat, and then slapped himself on the chin.

Looking at the little head that had been stuck into a sea urchin with a piece of paper, Yang Mo was overjoyed. He stroked the paper on his forehead with a smug look on his face. Then, under the unwilling gaze of his classmate Tugou, he stretched out his right hand and picked from the plate. Then, he picked up a piece of the remaining crispy duck and put it into his mouth with a smile.

"Tsk tsk, why do I feel that today's crispy duck is so delicious!?"

Yang Mo smiled maliciously, chewing the crispy duck wing tip with the bone still crispy in his mouth with a crunching sound. The exaggerated expression of enjoyment on his face made people want to punch him hard.

Lu Yingying looked at the only two pieces of duck neck and the duck head that made people feel uncomfortable to eat on the plate with tears in her eyes.

"Asshole, you must have cheated! Otherwise, why do you always win!?"

Classmate Tugou pointed angrily at a guy who had just won seven games in a row, tears of grievance flowing uncontrollably from the corners of his mouth.

This is crispy duck!
It’s so expensive!

This bastard came over with such a big bag of chopped duck to eat for free, but in just over half an hour, he had already stuffed 85% of the duck into his stomach.

The uncle can tolerate it, but the aunt cannot.

This guy definitely cheated in the rock-paper-scissors game!

Classmate Tugou, who was overwhelmed by the deliciousness of the crispy duck, looked at Yang Mo with eyes that seemed like a life-and-death vengeance!

Yang Mo raised his chin and sneered at the girl: "Cheating? Which eye of yours saw me cheating? If you are not good at it, don't make excuses... Besides, haven't I lost several games?"

Looking at the four lonely pieces of paper on Yang Mo's forehead, and touching his white beard, Lu Yingying bit her teeth and said, "Who are you calling a loser? Come on!"

As he said this, he surreptitiously lowered his sleeves and began to rub his two little fists together:
"Grunt hammer, grunt fork;"

"Gulu, gurgle, one becomes three!"

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Three minutes later...

Tugou looked at someone with a frustrated look on his face as he stuffed the last piece of duck neck into his mouth, muttering dejectedly, "This is unscientific... Why did I lose eleven games in a row?"

Tightening her flowery cotton jacket, Lu Yingying pouted as she carried two earthen bowls from the kitchen and angrily slammed them on the table: "Humph! You've eaten all the meat, so forget about the leek and egg vermicelli!"

As he said this, he took a chopstick of vermicelli from the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth as if in revenge, and took a big bite of the steamed bun: "The vermicelli fried today is so delicious, fragrant and refreshing... Can you smell this?... I won't let you eat it!"

Looking at Tugou's bulging cheeks, Yang Mo couldn't help laughing.

This girl is still wearing the festive floral cotton jacket her mother bought for her. Coupled with that unwilling and angry expression, she looks so childish that it is easy to overlook her actual age... Combining the two, a 21-year-old girl is actually indescribably cute.

Seeing Yang Mo laughing at him, Tugou glanced at the plain vermicelli in his bowl, then looked at the sesame and greasy residue on the corners of Yang Mo's mouth, and immediately became furious.

Snapped!
Lu Yingying slammed the earthen bowl on the table: "Yang Shidan, you are such an ungrateful bastard! You ate all the meat, and now you dare to laugh at me with glee... I, I can't beat you to death!"

As he said that, he rushed forward and swung out his angry little hammer.

"Hey, hey, hey, why did you start a fight?"

Seeing a little tiger girl rushing towards him with gritted teeth, Yang Mo was shocked and quickly took a defensive posture.

"Hi~!"

"Hey, hey, hey...you're really going to do it...hiss~be gentle!"

"Hey~ why are you still trying so hard?"

"Hey, hey, hey, country girl, stop it. Do you have a grudge against my arm? You hit me and pinched me... If you do it again, I will fight back!"

"Yo~ Still fighting back?... Sheep Shit Egg, come over here if you have the guts, I'll beat you to death!"

"Hiss~ Lu Tugou, I'm telling you seriously, I'm really going to fight back, don't cry when the time comes!"

"Ha~ Just you? You can just cry on your own when the time comes... and watch me get beaten!"

Seeing that Tiger Girl stretched out her hands and was attacking the soft flesh on the inside of his arm, Yang Mo was immediately furious. He rolled over like a loach to avoid the Nine Yin White Bone Claw of Tugou classmate, and then pounced on the opponent like a ferocious tiger.

So five minutes later...

The ashamed and angry Tugou classmate was pressed on the sofa and couldn't move, while Yang Mo, who was panting, proudly held the other's hands, completely ignoring the other's unwilling kick from his calf.

After so many years, I didn't expect that I could still surpass this girl in terms of fighting power. God finally opened his eyes!
Mr. Yang's eyes were filled with tears.

The classmate Tugou, who was pressed down underneath, was unwilling but had an abnormal blush on his face.

Yang Shidan, that bastard!
I was just joking around and wanted to vent my anger, but this bastard actually took it seriously! ?
If you want to come for real, then come for real. At worst, we can have a serious competition. I promise to let you see what it means to crush you!
But this bastard didn't follow the rules of the underworld at all. He just kept pestering me like a low-class rookie thug and didn't pay any attention to the position of my pestering.

Thinking of how this bastard had taken advantage of her in that fight that was like a fight between turtles, she felt like crying but had no tears.

She had never dared to really use those Kung Fu techniques, for fear of hurting this bastard, but as a result, almost all of her upper body was touched by this guy. Where can she go to seek justice?
Thinking that this guy didn't notice anything wrong at all, and was pressing, bending, and scratching her, trying to subdue her, and he didn't even notice that his arms were around her chest, Lu Yingying felt a little scared.

This bastard!

Is it really as he said, that he has always treated me as a brother and has not realized at all that I am actually a grown-up girl?

Thinking of this, Tugou felt indescribably frustrated. In fact, even if Yang Mo held her arms, she could still break free. After all, Yang Mo was afraid of hurting her, so the strength in his hands was not very strong.

But she still couldn't break free, and could only use her legs to vent her inner frustration in vain.

Maybe it was because his butt was being pressed tightly against this bastard's knee, and he was afraid of hurting his tailbone when trying to break free?

Or maybe he actually didn't mind being pinned down by this bastard?
In short, Tugou is now very confused and his body is very weak.

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Another two minutes passed, until Tugou dejectedly admitted defeat, and Yang Mo complacently let him go.

Lu Yingying was in a state of confusion. She angrily tidied her messy flowered cotton jacket while subconsciously trying to change the subject: "Hey, Yang Shidan, come to the point, why are you so mad today? Just play rock-paper-scissors, why do you have to sing nursery rhymes... and if you want to sing nursery rhymes, then just sing them. But why do you force me to sing in dialect?"

She didn't think anything of the two's extremely childish behavior of singing nursery rhymes and playing rock-paper-scissors. At most, she thought that this idiot was crazy and wanted to relive his childhood.

But this guy asked her to sing this "Qilu Famous Song" in dialect, and she really didn't understand... It's so embarrassing!
Hearing this, Yang Mo immediately frowned: "I want to try and see if speaking in Qilu dialect will seriously affect my appearance, and at the same time help me stabilize my Tao heart."

Eh?
Will our Qilu dialect affect our appearance?
What kind of bullshit is this?
but,

What does it mean to calm your mind?
Could it be...

Lu Yingying's heart couldn't help but pound, and then she asked cautiously, "What's the result?"

Looking at the girl's slightly round but well-defined face, and her slightly messy but charming hair, Yang Mo sighed in frustration: "In the end... it was all useless! As long as a person is pretty to a certain extent, let alone speaking the Qilu dialect, even if she barks like a dog all day long, she will still be adorable no matter how you look at her!"

As he said this, he sighed with a dull look: "It seems that I am afraid that I can no longer keep my heart of Taoism!"

Dog, dog barking?
Listening to Yang Mo's inappropriate analogy, Tugou looked at him in dismay, but his whole body was in a panic, so panic that he wanted to run away.

Am I really beautiful in the eyes of this bastard?
Lu Yingying, who had always felt inferior because of her sister Mu's appearance, subconsciously touched her face and two blushes appeared on her face involuntarily.

However, Yang Mo was recalling what happened yesterday.

Yesterday, under the strong request of Mr. Yang, Miss Mu finally gave in and sang the song "Ping Pong" obediently according to his request... Although she sang very softly, she still sang it after all.

But the annoying thing was that it seemed that Miss Mu was very happy with yesterday's flattery. When she sang this rustic nursery rhyme, she deliberately added an unskilled clip tone;

What's even more hateful is that, as if to tease herself, after getting over the initial discomfort, this young lady actually deliberately followed the lyrics, holding her cheeks and making a series of extremely cute movements.

Is this still available?

Miss Mu is a beauty picked out of millions, and she usually keeps a stern face all day long to reduce her attractiveness to the opposite sex; but with such a combination of punches, even with the Qilu dialect making her look more rustic... who can resist a girl who smiles and is elegant and lovely?
Therefore, Mr. Yang, who originally wanted to calm his mind, almost failed on the spot. If he had not been in the office at that time, he would have almost hugged Miss Mu in his arms and raped her.

Miss Mu was obviously a smart person. After noticing that Yang Mo had a tendency to go berserk, she wisely rejected Yang Mo's request to have a free meal that night and locked the door tightly, making sure she didn't give him any chance to take advantage of her.

So feeling depressed, Yang Mo went to Tugou's place today to have a free meal and try out whether the rumor was true.

Miss Mu deliberately made trouble yesterday, so the test results are of no reference value at all.

Relatively speaking, although Tugou is also very beautiful, and the type that gets better the more you look at her, the two of them have known each other for decades in their two lifetimes, which largely offsets this buff. In the absence of deliberate mischief, the test results obtained here are obviously more fair.

But Yang Mo was disappointed. Even though she didn't deliberately make trouble, and even though this nursery rhyme sounded more rustic when sung in dialect by Hu Niu, Tu Gou's appearance was not affected at all and she still looked so pleasing to the eye.

Hey ~
Done!

Yang Mo sighed a little depressed, not knowing what had happened.

While Yang Mo looked calm, he was actually sighing in his heart.

Tugou suddenly ran to the kitchen, served a bowl of fried leek, egg and vermicelli dish that people from other provinces would never agree with, plus two steamed buns and placed it in front of Yang Mo.

"Hey, Yangshidan, I haven't had the chance to wear the two boxes of costumes I brought with me, and they're almost infested with worms... I've sung so many nursery rhymes tonight, and I'm craving for acting... Do you want me to perform for you?" Classmate Tugou propped his cheek up with his eyes shining.

amount……

Yang Mo, who had never been very interested in Bangzi, hesitated for a moment, looked at the girl's expectant expression, and finally nodded: "Okay!"

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So half an hour later.

"Hei Jingzhi~ are you there? Raise your head on the city wall;"

"Looking around~ a talented general is coming over here;"

"There was a golden helmet with phoenix wings ~ on his head;"

"Wearing ~ chain mail and gold armor with chest full of buckles ~ oh my;"

"The little silver spear is just like a strange python emerging from the water;"

"The white dragon Marseilles dragon emerges from the water;"

"(Reading) Oh my, don't just look at the clothes of this young general, just look at his handsome appearance. If a woman sees him, how can she not fall in love with him~"

Yang Mo couldn't help laughing when he saw Tugou, a student dressed in a female warrior's costume but without any makeup on her face, singing a series of lyrics with a strong feminine spirit, then suddenly raised her index finger and gave a shy recitation and some awkward stage movements for a full minute.

Although he knew that this was a famous piece from the Qilu Bangzi opera "Sanxingzhuang", and he also knew that Lu Yingying's shy movements just now were part of the inherent stage design, he couldn't help but laugh when he saw this tiger girl pinching her fingers to act like a shy woman, and she acted it out very vividly.

That feeling is like your best buddy on the upper bunk suddenly tells you one day that he is actually a girl, and then, afraid that you don’t believe it, he pinches his fingers, pinches his throat, and starts to flirt with you in a shy manner.

Although this contrast effect makes you feel very funny, but looking at the Tugou classmate who is radiating joy from the inside out after putting on the costume, for some reason, Yang Mo suddenly became inexplicably happy again.

Perhaps as this girl said, her greatest ideal in life is to shine brightly on the stage.

Therefore,
Should I build a big stage for this girl so that she can indulge in her acting passion under the gaze of countless people?

Ok……

Although it is unlikely to let this girl sing bangzi.

Mr. Yang rested his hand on his cheek, looking at the increasingly beautiful Tugou classmate, and began to ponder...

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PS: There will be more chapters in the evening

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