1988: Back to the human world for a few years

Chapter 471: Competition for Talent

After all, Kowloon Hotel was built as a corporate guesthouse in the 1980s and bears a strong imprint of the times. Therefore, the VIP rooms are all on the sixth floor, and the entire third floor was originally ordinary guest rooms. Even the section chief's office is not very large.

While Zhuo Junyue was still surprised that such an important department as Mo Mo Bai Tou had a section chief's office of only less than 20 square meters, the two reconciled father and son had already casually sat on the sofa, took out the ashtray, and started smoking.

"Boy, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but why did you end up smoking Yuxi? It's so weak, not as strong as Da Chongjiu!"

Zhang Wenshun took two puffs, then looked at the cigarette in his hand, which was already one-third gone, with a look of disgust. His casual and boundary-less attitude almost made Zhuo Junyue's jaw drop.

Hey, hey, hey, although this Section Chief Yang is indeed from the General Office, and he was said to be highly valued by you, the director, he is now a director-level cadre in charge of two super departments, and he is also your new superior. Aren't you afraid that he will be unhappy by doing this?
Unexpectedly, Yang Mo just rolled his eyes and said, "Fatty, stop taking advantage of me. The cigarettes Dahua Company provided for guests are Huazi, and I paid for the Yunnan Yunnan cigarettes myself... If you have the guts, bring a pack of Da Chongjiu over, and I'll smoke with you!"

Zhang Wenshun heard this and said with a vicious "You didn't get enough Da Chongjiu from me before! Now you've become a section chief, and you still want to take advantage of me... Yuxi is Yuxi, it's better than Huazi!"

Although Huazi is a first-class cigarette, it is not very popular in drilling companies where people from the southwest gather. Therefore, when Zhang Wenshun heard that the hospitality cigarette of Dahua Company was Huazi, he immediately looked disgusted.

Shaking off the ash from his cigarette, the fat man glanced at the lonely Yang Mo, then looked at Zhuo Junyue beside him, a little puzzled: "Where's Qian Ya? Didn't she come with you?"

Generally speaking, every time Yang Mo went back to the drilling company, his little apprentice Bai Mengmeng would follow him. Although that girl was not qualified to attend the company's middle and senior management meetings, it was a bit strange that he didn't see her after he came down.

Hearing this, Yang Mo laughed, "Dahua Company is currently reforming the management system of its tertiary production units, and now we've run into a few naughty brats... So a week ago, I asked Xiaobai to go over and participate and learn with the guidance group."

Zhang Wenshun was stunned at first, then his expression changed: "...Thank you!"

Nowadays, the various problems existing in the tertiary industry units under state-owned enterprises are very similar. Since they can be called "thorny little brats" by Yang Mo, the situations encountered in these units during the implementation of internal reforms must be very tricky. Letting Bai Mengmeng go there to observe and learn, or even participate in solving these problems will undoubtedly be an extremely valuable experience for his niece, and will also be a great help to Lao Bai's future work.

Yang Mo waved his hand: "The reform of the tertiary industry is such an important matter. As the general manager, I must always grasp the first-line information in a timely manner... She is my secretary now. If there is no one else to send, I can only ask her to do this hard labor."

After saying some pretentious words to fool people, Yang Mo changed the subject: "By the way, Director Zhang, you have been officially appointed as the acting section chief of Momo Baitou. I believe you are also aware of the situation here, so...how will the General Office handle this in the future? Do you have a plan?"

When Zhang Wenshun heard Yang Mo mention this, he couldn't help but feel a headache.

If Momobaitou is actually Yang Mo's base, then the Comprehensive Office is Zhang Wenshun's base.

Mr. Wang was very clear about this. This was the reason why at the company meeting, after appointing Zhang Wenshun as the acting section chief of Momo Baitou, his position as director of the general office was not cancelled.

But a very realistic problem lies before him. If Zhang Wenshun wants to do a good job in the position of acting section chief of Momo Baitou that Mr. Wang has finally won, then he must put almost all his energy into this position and constantly improve himself. Only in this way can he gain the recognition of this group of arrogant and brave generals and hold this position firmly... just like He Yongyi before;
But in this case, as the youngest department of the company, the General Office is leaderless. The group of rookies who have not yet been fully trained will definitely encounter various situations and even make a few troubles, big or small, and then start their own journey of being blamed. Eventually, just like the Xintai Company in the past, they will gradually become a marginal department.

Therefore, he was "dedicated to the public good" and continued to serve as a vanguard for Mr. Wang regardless of everything, firmly wedging himself in Momo Baitou, a key department with amazing size and even more amazing potential;

Or they still "keep a little selfish", doing superficial work while focusing more energy on the comprehensive office to protect their own base;

This became a multiple-choice question before Zhang Wenshun.

He even suspected that this was another test deliberately arranged for him by Mr. Wang, otherwise the other party would not have never taken the initiative to discuss with him the successor or management of the General Office from beginning to end... Mr. Wang now has no shortage of confidants promoted from the second and third companies. With the old friendship between the two, as long as Mr. Wang is willing to have a sincere talk, at least Zhang Wenshun will be assured that the company will parachute in a deputy director to manage the General Office.

Of course, out of respect for Mr. Wang, he believed that the other party was taking his personal feelings into consideration, so he never raised the issue of the General Office's custody.

But no matter what the reason is, he has to face this choice.

After a pause, Zhang Wenshun's expression became unusually serious. "Boy, I won't hide it from you. The General Office is my hard work. Every employee in it was selected after repeated consideration and comparison... I can't just let it decline step by step."

Yang Mo nodded to show his understanding.

Although after several rounds of screening and diversion, more than half of the dozens of employees in the General Office are rookies with less than one year of work experience, their average educational level and talent potential are the best in the drilling company, even higher than that of Momo Baitou.

Being able to withstand all kinds of pressure and gossip and use this method that is not in line with the tradition of state-owned enterprises to screen and retain talents, it is clear what this fat guy expects from the General Office.

In fact, even Yang Mo could see that although the current General Office was filled with too much naivety and immaturity in its work due to too many newcomers and lack of experience, under the policy of "high-pressure ripening" adhered to by Zhang Wenshun, it would only take two or three years at most for this department to grow to an astonishing level.

No matter who you are, you will be reluctant to let such a high-quality seedling wither.

Seeing him nod, Zhang Wenshun took another deep breath and said, "But, Mr. Wang has been kind to me. I have been his subordinate since I started working. No matter how many ups and downs I have experienced, I have been promoted step by step by him. It is impossible for me to disobey Mr. Wang's orders, both emotionally and rationally."

Yang Mo's eyes twitched and he nodded again.

He later learned about the fat guy's experience. He was able to go from being a company veteran and one of the first core cadres to returning to Drilling Company 1 as a deputy section-level cadre. He had experienced more than one ups and downs in between... He had worked in the headquarters, Company 2, Company 3, and even the oil and gas company under the Central South Petroleum Bureau.

If it weren't for the fact that he would be "transferred" to other units every two years on average, this guy would have been promoted and demoted three times, five times!

During this process, if it weren't for Mr. Wang who always protected him, with his extremely hot temper, he would have been beaten to pieces long ago. How could he have had the chance to change himself, how could he have had the chance to return to a company and rise to the top?
Therefore, it is understandable that even though Mr. Wang is no longer the same Mr. Wang from more than ten years ago, he is still so loyal.

Zhang Wenshun caught a glimpse of the sympathetic look in Yang Mo's eyes and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "But as people get older, they become a little timid and no longer as courageous as before."

"So, I was thinking, is there a way to take care of both sides at the same time... For example, after Qian Ya comes back from her studies, temporarily transfer her back to the General Office, give her the title of deputy director, and let her help manage the General Office?"

This was beyond Yang Mo's imagination. He looked at him in surprise and said, "Let Xiaobai come back to take charge of the General Office... her? Fatty, are you sure you're not kidding?"

Zhang Wenshun looked at him speechlessly: "Kid, what's that expression on your face?"

Yang Mo twitched his lips and said nothing, but the implication was obvious... Although the relationship between that girl and you is extremely close, and it can't even be described as direct lineage, there will be no trust issues in having her come back to take charge of the General Office, but you also need this girl to have the ability to do so.

Zhang Wenshun sighed when he saw this. "I know you think Qian Ya is still a stupid apprentice who knows nothing. Let alone managing a large department like the General Office, even if you let her take charge of a small and unimportant project alone, she may not be able to sort things out...right?"

Yang Mo curled his lips: "Xiao Bai is only 21 years old, and has just been in the society for a little over a year. Let alone professional accomplishment, she hasn't even seen what this society looks like. With her half-baked knowledge, it's already the limit for her to be in charge of a small project, let alone manage a department as big as the General Office!"

Zhang Wenshun rolled his eyes. "Boy, you were not happy when I asked you to be Qian Ya's master, and now you can't pull yourself out... What's the difference between you and those parents? Do you always think that your children will never grow up, and can't accomplish anything without your help?"

Without giving Yang Mo a chance to refute, Zhang Wenshun followed up as soon as he finished speaking: "Boy, I know that Qian Ya has only been with you for a year and has not learned many things yet. In your eyes, she is just a greenhorn who is half full... Strictly speaking, you are right to look at her this way."

"But you have to figure out who you are, kid?"

"You have been promoted from a junior clerk to the general manager of Dahua in three years. You have promoted five or six super-large projects and hundreds of derivative projects, created various market scales worth tens of billions, and turned an inconspicuous county-level city into a prefecture-level city. You have crossed the huge hurdle of being a director-level official at the age of 26!"

Zhang Wenshun's expression was filled with indescribable emotion and awkwardness. In a strange state of excitement, he even pounded on the coffee table with gnashing teeth: "So, the half-bucket of water in your eyes is the same as the half-bucket of water we usually talk about?"

"Do you know what it means to outsiders to be able to follow you and let you teach me without reservation for a year?"

"Do you know that for most people, the things you taught Qian Ya, as well as the various related trainings, are beyond the scope of an ordinary second-level unit... Let alone a department director, even the general manager of an ordinary second-level unit, from a business perspective, may not be able to fully understand what you taught!"

"So, please don't always use your own standards to measure things, and don't always use the management standards of Dahua Company's newly launched businesses and super-large projects to measure the general office of the drilling company... If you use your standards for hiring, even a core cadre like Section Chief He who was previously qualified to be the head of the Finance Department will have a lot of shortcomings. How can the company hire people? "

This was the truth. Perhaps because he was a reborn person, Yang Mo always unconsciously used the standards of later generations to measure the present when hiring people. As a result, in his eyes, more than 95% of the people around him couldn't even reach the excellent line of 80 points... This excellent line was used to measure ordinary employees and grassroots managers. Even the standards of ordinary employees in later generations were rarely reached, let alone the standards of middle and senior core managers.

This was also an important reason why Yang Mo once showed autocratic and strong desire for control... If we look at the projects he had led before over a long period of time, there would be countless visible and invisible hidden pitfalls. If he didn't lay a good backup plan, they would be blown to pieces in the future. How could he dare to let those guys who hadn't even built a complete underlying logical framework to host and be in charge?

Therefore, even if a useless person like me takes care of every detail alone, I can only achieve a score of 70, but at least it is just past the passing line, which is much better than giving power to a bunch of self-righteous guys to mess around.

But Yang Mo's behavior is difficult to understand in the eyes of others. They just feel that this man who is good at making trouble has extremely harsh standards for employing people... Even talents like Zhuo Mali and Song Wenxuan who have performed quite amazingly in many aspects have never been truly valued by Yang Mo. His standards for employing people can only be described as "outrageous."

However, in Zhang Wenshun's opinion, this guy's nitpicking talent evaluation standards are really unnecessary. In this era when even the Western "advanced management theory" has not been introduced much and the basic business logic theory is not sound, being able to learn a few tricks is enough to conquer the world.

My niece has been studying with Yang Mo for a year. Has she learned anything real?
That means you have learned something, and not just a little, but a lot.

Does the General Office need to push forward a bunch of super-large projects of terrifying scale like Dahua Company?
No need!
After all, the Drilling Company is a production unit; unlike Momo Baitou, the General Office is also a regular internal department in a strict sense;
Since Mr. Wang plans to develop the drilling company into a production enterprise, although the comprehensive office has some cross-border implications, they are only auxiliary means and will not focus on business, capital and tertiary industry projects like Momobai Investment.

Therefore, Bai Mengmeng, who has learned a lot from Yang Mo, is capable enough to take charge of the General Office from a business perspective. Yang Mo was a little confused when he heard this: "But, Xiaobai is still immature and has a simple view on some things. I'm afraid that if I let her take charge of the General Office for you, it will cause you a lot of trouble!"

If one were to ask what impressed him most about his little apprentice, it would definitely not be his lively and cheerful personality, nor his delicate and spiritual looks, nor his bean sprout-like small physique.

But...

This girl has a wild nature that cannot be concealed no matter what.

Sometimes this girl is not even respectful to her own master's wife, and she often shows disdain to Zhuo Mali and Lin Luosu, senior executives of Dahua Company. If you ask her to help manage the General Office, aren't you afraid that the entire drilling company will be full of your enemies, the fat guy?

Zhang Wenshun waved his hand when he heard this: "I think you underestimate Qian Ya. Although Lao Bai didn't train her much on weekdays, she has been in the Tongren compound for ten years after all. Even if she is a little naughty, she is definitely not as ignorant as you think when it comes to human relationships and other things;"

At this point, his expression was a little strange, and his voice dropped two degrees: "As for you thinking that this girl is too wild, in fact, she only behaves like this in front of people who are very close to her, so...she may be unscrupulous around you, but if she is really transferred back to the company to manage the general office, she will definitely not be so unrestrained."

After saying that, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "Besides, I didn't transfer out of the company, I just changed departments. If Qian Ya really did something inappropriate, would I just stand by and watch?"

Yang Mo looked at him suspiciously, and felt that the fat man's expression was a little vulgar. "Well, even if Xiao Bai is barely a suitable replacement, you have overlooked the most important issue... Her father's work is said to be going smoothly. If it goes as expected, the girl will go back to Guizhou soon. What effect can she have by just helping you for a month or two?"

Yang Mo had been mentally prepared that his little apprentice would return to Guizhou in the form of "exchange" in the near future.

According to his guess, this time point will be around the Chinese New Year. After all, the period before and after the Chinese New Year is the peak period for personnel transfers. It would be more reasonable to stay with his father during the holiday to visit relatives.

It is now early November, and there are only two months left until the end of the year. Judging from the business volume of Momo Baitou, Zhang Wenshun does not have the extra energy to manage the general office for at least the next year. Therefore, if his apprentice can only last for one or two months, there is no point in transferring him back.

Zhang Wenshun nodded when he heard this. "That's a problem. From the beginning, Qian Ya was transferred to Qilu to learn something. She will eventually be transferred back. As you said, if she can only take over for one or two months, it really doesn't make much sense."

At this point, the fat guy didn't look nervous at all. "But before coming here today, I called Lao Bai and explained the situation to him and asked for his opinion... His opinion was that we could delay Qian Ya's transfer back to Guizhou. Although the time won't be particularly long, it's enough to deal with the current situation first."

Yang Mo was immediately surprised: "Can the transfer back to Guizhou be delayed? Isn't it true that Xiaobai's father's work is not going well, and he has always hoped that she would go back to help out?"

After hearing this, Zhang Wenshun's expression became complacent: "This is a different time. Lao Bai's poverty alleviation work this year is indeed not going very smoothly. Several projects he previously helped to organize and some of the policies he led have indeed encountered many setbacks... But doesn't he still have a daughter who is acting as a little military advisor here?"

"Thanks to your favor, several rare tree pricing and financing projects he led in Bahuang District were successfully implemented last month. He also borrowed a considerable amount of money from Mitsubishi Bank's Hong Kong Branch by mortgaging the trees. With these funds as support, his life has been much easier recently... Although the implementation of other poverty alleviation work is still not satisfactory, he can take a breath after all, at least for a few more months, which is no problem."

How to price individual precious trees?

Mitsubishi Bank's Hong Kong branch?
Yang Mo suddenly understood, and remembered that his apprentice had indeed told him about this matter and asked him for help. However, he did not expect that the funds raised from just a few property rights transaction financing projects based on ordinary precious economic trees could actually allow her father to survive for a few more months... Tongren's demand for funds is really small!

But it makes sense when you think about it. It is said that the township government and some county-level authorities there have difficulty in coming up with a fiscal budget of 20 yuan a year. Although the funds that can be raised from several property rights transaction financing projects relying on precious economic trees are not much, they are still considered a very considerable amount of funds in the local area.

Hearing that his little apprentice would stay for a few more months, Yang Mo's mood inexplicably improved a lot. A teacher is like a father, and after more than a year of getting along with each other, he was actually very reluctant to let this little apprentice who was still very well-behaved in front of him go back to Guizhou.

Seeing that Yang Mo did not raise any other opinions, Zhang Wenshun breathed a sigh of relief, but then his expression became a little hesitant: "Although from the current situation, Qian Ya can help for a period of time, this period of time cannot be too long, so the subsequent selection of the custodian of the General Office is still a big problem."

After Zhang Wenshun opened his mind, Yang Mo laughed and said, "What's so difficult about this? If it doesn't work out, I'll transfer Li Ming back to replace Xiao Bai for a while. He originally worked for the drilling company, and has been the head of the second asset protection department of Dahua Company for almost a year. Whether in terms of ability or qualifications, there is no big problem... In fact, the two asset protection departments of Dahua now don't have any decent work. It's a bit of a waste of talent to keep him there all the time."

Zhang Wenshun shook his head. "I know this young man Li Ming. He was one of the first talents you discovered in Momo Baitou. I still have great faith in your vision. Since you have chosen him and brought him to Dahua, he must be a good person. But the problem is that he is not from a comprehensive management department, so it will be very troublesome to take over in the future."

"Xenophobia" has always been one of the most troublesome issues for any unit or department. Even decades later, there are few truly successful cases of parachuted executives, unless they are truly tough guys... Even parachuting in ordinary companies has such results, let alone in state-owned enterprises, let alone a department that has replaced two acting deputy directors in a row within a few months?
Yang Mo nodded, "That's right. Li Ming came from Momo Baitou and has no roots with the General Office. In the eyes of many people, Momo Baitou itself is not considered a legitimate department of the company. If he really takes over Xiaobai, the resistance from the people below will probably be huge... How about this, I'll let Lao Si, no, Bao Shuxian, take charge at that time."

At this point, Yang Mo's eyes lit up. "Bao Shuxian also came from the General Office, and like me, he was one of the first department veterans to be promoted. In terms of qualifications, there are only three or four people in the General Office who can compare with him, such as Lao Su, Tu Lili and Cai Zhaofeng... Moreover, this guy not only has a bachelor's degree, but also has made some achievements in Dahua Company. He has made an indispensable contribution to the smooth progress of this brand overseas campaign. Let him take charge of the General Office, and no one can have any doubts."

Zhang Wenshun's forehead twitched, but his tone was quite calm: "Strictly speaking, Bao Shuxian is indeed a very good candidate. Not only has he trained his abilities, but he also has sufficient qualifications and education. His personal relationship with you is well known. Logically speaking, he is even a better candidate for the interim management of the General Affairs Department than Qian Ya. "

"But the problem is... Have you forgotten that he was assigned to Minister Mu's Diversified Experimental Group a long time ago, and is now one of Minister Mu's most valued men. If you transfer him back to the General Office, will Minister Mu agree?"

Because of the company meeting this morning, Miss Mu's position as deputy section chief of Momo Baitou was officially abolished, so Zhang Wenshun changed her address from Section Chief Mu to Minister Mu.

Hearing this, Yang Mo couldn't help but frown.

Of course he knew that the fat guy emphasized the last sentence because he wanted to remind him that Miss Mu has now established her own faction by expanding her territory. Even if you and her are husband and wife, you should not take the transfer and appointment of core personnel for granted... Although you, Yang, are first-class and strong, she, Miss Mu, also has her own ambitions.

Not to mention that Miss Mu is determined not to give up Bao Shuxian, the general she has trained with great difficulty. Even if she finally gives in, the relationship between you two will probably be affected... In today's world, talents are the most valuable thing. Otherwise, why would Miss Mu, who was so arrogant at the beginning, look at you differently?

After pondering for a moment, he had to admit that the fat guy's reminder made sense. Although Miss Mu's progress was encouraging, when it comes to brand expansion overseas, conquering cities and territories in the early stage is one thing, and consolidating the results in the later stage is another. If you only open up a huge market but are unable to maintain it in the later stage, it will only be a flash in the pan... No matter which stage it is, guys like Bao Shuxian, who are good at content and publicity and can calm down and understand the first-line market, are extremely rare talents.

Seeing Yang Mo's hesitation, Zhang Wenshun laughed, and then suddenly changed the subject: "Boy, you are now the general manager of Dahua Company after all. When Qian Ya is transferred back, you will be without a secretary and assistant. I'm afraid you will be a little uncomfortable with it, right?"

Yang Mo glanced at him, then at a certain girl from Jiangnan who was brought to the scene a little unexpectedly today. He immediately guessed what this guy was up to, and couldn't help but twitch his lower lip: "Fatty, just say what you want to say!"

Zhang Wenshun laughed when he heard this: "As the saying goes, it is better to rely on oneself than on others. To handle this mess comprehensively, it is best to choose one of our own people to take charge of it in the future."

As he spoke, he pointed to a girl next to him who had been dumbfounded from the beginning until now: "Let me introduce you... Zhuo Junyue, 22 years old, a top student in the journalism department who I specially asked someone to snatch from Hangzhou University. Although she has only been employed for a little over three months, she works carefully and conscientiously, and has shown amazing potential in interpersonal relationship management, coordination within and outside the department, material writing, and business negotiations."

Zhuo Junyue looked at her director stupidly.

Eh?
Did I perform...that well?
Zhang Wenshun ignored her and continued to talk: "Besides, Comrade Zhuo Junyue was born in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. She is not only good at making tea, but also good at making all kinds of exquisite snacks. She is also an expert at managing and classifying all kinds of documents... So, what do you think about letting Qian Ya be your secretary for a while after she is transferred back to the company?"

Yang Mo glanced at Zhuo Junyue, who looked no different from a stupid goose at this moment, then turned his head and looked at someone with a frown: "Fatty, what do you mean?"

Zhang Wenshun chuckled, "There's nothing else to it. Didn't I say that the General Office is not as big as Dahua Company, and we don't have the ability to easily touch huge projects worth hundreds of millions of yuan. So the requirements for taking charge of a small department like ours are not that high."

"How about this? Such a beautiful girl is willing to help you with chores, run errands for you, make tea for you, and even make exquisite snacks for you. The only reward is to let her follow you to broaden her horizons, and then when you are in a good mood, you can teach her a few tricks... Isn't that too much?"

At this point, the fat guy showed that kind of vaguely obscene smile on his face again: "Don't you always dislike Qian Ya's wild temper? I see that the girls in Qilu are all rough and careless. I arrange such a gentle and well-behaved girl from the south of the Yangtze River to serve you by your side. Isn't it unfair to you?"

"Tsk tsk, you are already a director-level cadre after all. It is said that you will be assigned to a larger fund company soon. You will deal with those well-known guys every day. You can't let your family's reputation be damaged, right?"

Yang Mo looked at the fat guy speechlessly. What the hell is going on? I am not one of those private business owners. Do I need to bring a pretty secretary with me to save face? ! ?
Taking a deep breath, Yang Mo raised his watch to check the time and directly avoided the topic: "Okay, Fatty, it's getting late. We can talk about irrelevant topics later. Let's talk about business first!"

Hey Hey hey!
This is a matter related to the selection of the second acting director of the General Office. How come it has become an unimportant topic?
However, when he heard the word "business", Zhang Wenshun quickly put on a serious attitude and did not dwell on what happened just now. If Yang Mo could say the word "business" now, it must not be a trivial matter.

Seeing that this guy didn't pester him, Yang Mo nodded with satisfaction. He didn't have time to pay attention to the rather interesting expression of a girl who seemed vaguely familiar before. He directly brought up the topic: "Lao Zhang, at the latest in the middle of next month, I will officially take up the position of general manager of DZ City Urban Infrastructure and Industrial Upgrading Fund Co., Ltd.... I won't hide it from you, this new fund company is much more important than Dahua Company, and the scale is much larger than the current Dahua Company;"

"So, what I want to discuss with you is... it's been a long time since we last worked together. How about you take a position in the new fund company and come to help me? "

hiss~!

The actual weight and size of the new fund company are larger than those of Dahua, and is it "much larger"?
Oh my god, what kind of monster is that!
and……

Go to a new fund company to help you?

What about the company?

I have just become the acting section chief of Momobaitou. I am going to the new company to help you. How do I explain this to Mr. Wang?

Looking at the extremely serious expression of this idiot in front of him, Zhang Wenshun suddenly felt that his head was very big.

One head is as big as two heads...

(End of this chapter)