The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven
Chapter 263 Red Dress Enchanting
Chapter 263 Red Dress Enchanting
As Jiang Caibin followed the waiter into the private room, he saw Liu Sheng with his head tilted, covering one ear, and his eyes half closed. He seemed to be listening to something and nodding from time to time.
But Jiang Caibin looked around and found that the private room in this restaurant had a first-class soundproofing effect, but he could not hear anything, and she did not hold anything in her hands.
I don't know what she was listening to, it was very weird.
Stay away!
This is also the principle that Jiang Caibin has been determined to implement since yesterday.
Liu Sheng sensed someone coming, so he put away his Bagua tool tentacles, sat upright, looked at the door calmly, and said calmly: "Come on..."
She held the last word "了" in her mouth and couldn't make any sound.
Looking at Jiang Caibin, Liu Sheng could no longer keep calm on his face, his eyes widened.
The waiter said nothing, but just took one last sneak glance at Jiang Caibin's back before bowing and leaving.
He ran very fast, as if he had seen some ferocious beast.
Liu Sheng could understand this waiter.
As soon as the door closed and the protective magic circle opened, Liu Sheng crossed his arms, put on a serious face and asked seriously, "What's wrong with you?"
Although his face was tense, his trembling lips and the uncontrollable corners of his mouth fully exposed Liu Sheng's true feelings.
Jiang Caibin knew at a glance that Liu Sheng was making fun of him, and he felt even more ashamed and angry.
"You still say! If it weren't for your suggestion..."
As he said this, Jiang Caibin sat down at the table, raised his handkerchief and sobbed.
Liu Sheng couldn't hold back any longer, and looked at Jiang Caibin and burst into laughter.
Jiang Caibin in front of him was wearing a woman's dress.
He himself has a thin figure, but it does not look out of place. Jade butterflies are flying on his red robe, and he wears a water-red gauze dress on the outside. The belt is pinched around his waist. If you just look at his back, he does look quite charming and seductive.
But looking at his front face, his Adam's apple and flat chest don't make him look like a woman at all.
However, Chang'an is a place that leads the fashion, and many men also dress like this. Liu Sheng is used to it in Chang'an these days. If the man is good-looking, he will take a second look and feel pleased with himself.
Thinking about it this way, perhaps this is where Jiang Caibin’s problem lies!
Liu Sheng's eyes fell on his face.
But looking at her face painted white, her lips red, and the abrupt rouge on her cheeks, her face alone is enough to scare away countless people.
As soon as his eyes made contact, his whole body trembled and he quickly dodged.
"you you you you!"
Jiang Caibin was keenly aware of Liu Sheng's reaction. He was so angry that he couldn't speak clearly. He just cried and pretended to cry.
When Jiang Caibin had cried enough, Liu Sheng's stomach hurt from laughing so hard.
"What's the matter?" Liu Sheng tried hard to hold back his laughter and asked seriously.
Jiang Caibin was very dissatisfied with Liu Sheng's merciless ridicule just now, but when he saw Liu Sheng's tentacles curling around and playing with the tea set on the table as if he was playing house, he immediately stopped rolling his eyes and cursing.
He lowered his head and looked submissive, very well-behaved.
"To answer Sister Liu Sheng's question, I feel so wronged!" Jiang Caibin complained, "When I woke up today, I found these red and white things on my face, and there were a lot of women's clothes on the bed!"
Liu Sheng raised his eyebrows: "You wouldn't go out and steal people's clothes and gouache, right?"
This won't do. Isn't this abnormal?
Jiang Caibin also said: "No! Absolutely not! I'm not that kind of pervert!"
He spoke with true emotion, his eyes filled with tears, as if he would immediately throw himself against a pillar and die of shame and anger if Liu Sheng continued to wrongly accuse him.
This little white flower-like adorable appearance is really looking more and more like a certain female ghost.
"So?" Liu Sheng asked lightly after taking a sip of the tea poured by the little tentacle.
"Later, my servant said that something strange had happened. His wife's clothes were missing... and her dressing-case had been moved..."
"Then, isn't that you?" Liu Sheng's face was full of suspicion.
"Of course not!" Jiang Caibin said angrily in a shrill and thin voice, "I don't even know where they live!"
[After all, he is your personal servant and lives in your house, but you don’t even know where he lives. ]
[It can be seen that Jiang Caibin is indeed heartless. ]
[Tsk, tsk. 】
Liu Sheng complained in his heart, but his face was expressionless, he just waited calmly for Jiang Caibin to continue. "Then, my servant found that there was the color of rouge and powder on his hands, which was very strange."
"Later, they said it might be the soul-leaving syndrome."
"This seems to be the ability of this strange creature. It can entrust others to steal what it wants..."
Liu Sheng's expression finally showed some changes.
Because of the tight schedule yesterday, Jiang Caibin absorbed Lu Siniang before we had time to analyze it, and the effect is still unknown.
However, this is also one of the main reasons why she wants to meet Jiang Caibin today.
As for his troubles...
As long as it doesn't harm others, Liu Sheng doesn't care too much.
If something is abnormal, we still have to take care of it.
So Liu Sheng asked again: "So, did you return the wife's clothes?"
"Of course not! If I take it out, wouldn't it mean that I stole it? That won't do!"
"So you're going to keep it?"
"...That's not it." Jiang Caibin pinched the corner of his clothes uncomfortably, feeling a little embarrassed.
Liu Sheng looked him up and down, and suddenly asked suspiciously, "Are you wearing someone else's wife's clothes now?"
"Of course not! That woman is so short, how can I wear it!" Jiang Caibin said excitedly, "Besides, how can she have such a delicate and beautiful skirt!"
As he spoke, he touched the silk gauze on his body with great satisfaction.
Then, Liu Sheng's eyes stopped on his face again, revealing a suspicious look: "What about this powder? Is it someone else's?"
"Definitely not! I washed the stuff on my face a long time ago, otherwise how would I dare to walk around the house?" Jiang Caibin felt very aggrieved.
"I bought these cosmetics on the road and painted them on the spot. And this dress, I bought recently, it's a new model from Zhihua Shop. Do they look good?" Jiang Caibin stood up proudly and turned around twice, showing it to Liu Sheng.
Unfortunately, Liu Sheng has no interest in these new models. As long as the clothes can be worn, they are just functional things.
What she was more concerned about was that Jiang Caibin's personality had changed a little after he became a ghost master.
And the abilities he mentioned also made her quite curious.
[In fact, becoming a ghost master may change your personality.] The world said.
[Then why can't Wen Weilan and Senior Sister Nangong see any changes? ]
[I have two speculations: first, they are resilient and can avoid this assimilation; second, maybe it is because they have an anchor point.]
【Anchor point?】 Liu Sheng didn’t understand.
[Yes, the anchor point can help a person regain his or her original spiritual value, no matter how low it is. But if there is no such anchor point, one may be dragged into the abyss by the weirdness.]
[Wen Weilan’s anchor is obviously you; we don’t know what Nangong’s anchor is.]
Liu Sheng roughly understood it. Looking at Jiang Caibin in front of him, who was gradually converging with Lu Siniang, he asked the world: "What is his current spiritual value?"
The world used Liu Sheng's hand to send out an invisible ray of analytical light, but Jiang Caibin was unaware of it.
Then a line of words that only Liu Sheng could see floated above him.
[Spirit value: 49]
Tsk, it’s even lower than hers.
【Neuropathy! 】
【Haha, sixty-one laughs at forty-nine.】
[It’s lower than mine anyway! ]
In short, Jiang Caibin really has some problems.
It seems that not everyone can control ghosts.
[Of course, otherwise the Tricksters wouldn’t be hiding in the dark.] The world said.
(End of this chapter)
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