While still in the womb, the realm of the Heavenly Emperor was revealed on the golden list!

Chapter 82: Chasing a woman is all about taking things step by step

Li Lan sneered, and that laugh sounded like a harsh mockery to Zhang Long's ears, making him feel humiliated, but helpless. Despair, anger, and fear surged in his heart.

He swore that if he could escape alive, he would tear Li Lan into pieces!
"You, just kneel here first." Li Lan sneered, looking up at the two frightened little rabbits, "He seems unable to move. In order to avoid wasting time, you two should follow me. I can protect you."

"No, Liu Qingyao, don't go with him. He is not a good person. You can't go with him!" Zhang Long shouted in shock. Li Lan is definitely not a good person. If Liu Qingyao goes with him, she will be eaten up without leaving any trace.

He has been pursuing Liu Qingyao for more than ten years, he can't let this bastard take her away!

Liu Qingyao was a little confused. She looked down at Zhang Long, whose face was ferocious and veins were bulging, kneeling on the ground like a dog. Then she looked up at the handsome Li Lan, who had an intoxicating and kind smile on his face. She immediately decided who to choose.

Anyway, she originally hated Zhang Long, and this man kept pestering her. If Zhang Long was not very powerful and her master had not asked her to spend more time with Zhang Long, she would not have teamed up with Zhang Long to come to this cave.

"I'll go with you." Liu Qingyao walked forward and stood beside Li Lan.

Seeing this, Zhang Long suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, his breath became weak, and his face turned pale.

His realm has dropped directly to the early stage of the Spirit Transformation Realm, and is still slowly dropping. It is estimated that it will drop to the Nascent Soul Realm.

Li Lan laughed. He didn't expect Zhang Long's psychological endurance was so poor. Just this incident caused his Taoism heart to collapse, and it might take him a long time to recover.

When the Baizhi girl saw Liu Qingyao made her choice, she also shyly came to Li Lan without even looking at Zhang Long, which made Zhang Long even more frustrated.

He didn't expect that Baizhi looked down on him so much, and his realm instantly dropped to Nascent Soul.

Li Lan couldn't help but shook his head. "How sad! In the end, he is left with nothing."

He has never been a bootlicker in his life, and he will never be one. Even if he meets a pretty girl, he won't be one.

It's useless to lick a dog. The real truth is to let a woman lick you.

"What do you mean? What is a dog licker?" Liu Qingyao asked in confusion.

"It's nothing, two beauties, come with me." Li Lan put his big hands directly on the waists of the two girls, making them lower their heads shyly again.

The good thing about women in this world is that they get extremely shy at any random body movement. In their previous lives, they would at best be pretending, and their acting skills were terrible.

Li Lan hugged the two girls and walked away, leaving Zhang Long kneeling there alone, his heart broken.

I don’t have time to kill Zhang Long now. I’ll kill him when he gets out.

……

Li Lan brought the two girls to a forest filled with all kinds of spiritual medicines, spiritual herbs, and spiritual insects, but also with many monsters, almost all of which were above the level of Spirit Transformation, and many were at the level of Tribulation Crossing, with a very terrifying aura.

The two girls were so frightened that they huddled in his arms and trembled. The two pairs of weapons kept rubbing against each other, which was very comfortable.

Li Lan could actually use his aura to drive away those monsters, but he didn't want to do that. If he did that, wouldn't he be unable to enjoy the massage service?

It's better to just go on like this. Anyway, those monsters can't get close. He set up a barrier. Within a five-mile radius, those monsters can't get close. He can enjoy the massage service with peace of mind.

"Wow, there are so many spiritual herbs, but there are also so many monsters. I dare not pick them." Liu Qingyao was eager to pick them after seeing so many spiritual herbs.

But when he heard the roars of the monsters, he didn't dare to go.

"That's easy. If you like any herb, just tell me and I'll get it for you." Li Lan said with a faint smile.

"Really? You're such a nice person." Liu Qingyao's eyes widened in delight. Just as she was about to mention a certain herb, Li Lan spoke again. "But I have a condition. If I help you once, you have to kiss me." Li Lan said with a lewd smile.

This kind of small game can greatly enhance the feelings between men and women. He often plays this way. For example, if there is more new knowledge, he will give more money. He can develop a lot of new knowledge every time.

Hearing this, Liu Qingyao blushed immediately, lowered her head and said nothing.

"Well, it seems you don't want to." Li Lan pretended to be wronged, and then looked at Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi, are you willing? Kiss me, anywhere, and I will help you pick herbs."

"I'll do it!" Liu Qingyao suddenly raised her head and spoke anxiously.

She couldn't let Baizhi snatch away such an outstanding boy. They didn't encounter any monsters on the way. Even if they did, Li Lan would kill them with one slap.

The confidence and strength he displayed in his every gesture fascinated her, and she was looking for a Taoist partner like him.

So we must not let Cecilia Cheung snatch it away!
Seeing this, Li Lan laughed. This trick was indeed so useful.

Use this method to deal with women who are pretending to be reserved, shy, or want more money. It works every time!
Basically, if a woman refuses to agree, he will never talk to her any more and will simply ignore her and talk to other women. Naturally, the woman will regret it and take the initiative to talk to her.

These women are reserved. They won't be honest with you unless you provoke them.

Liu Qingyao didn't move much. She just stood on tiptoe and kissed Li Lan on the right cheek.

Then he pointed to a magical medicine growing on a big tree, and there were two magical beasts in the perfect state of transformation guarding it.

"I want that."

"no problem."

Li Lan smiled and waved his hand casually, and the elixir flew over obediently without even noticing the two monsters.

This scene made Liu Qingyao stunned, and Baizhi next to her was also dumbfounded.

"Here you go." Li Lan handed the elixir in his hand to Liu Qingyao.

"This is too easy for you. You're playing dirty." Liu Qingyao felt a little ashamed and angry. She didn't expect Li Lan to take it so easily.

It caused her to lose her first kiss.

"What can I do? I'll just give it back to you." Li Lan shrugged helplessly.

"Huh? How..." Liu Qingyao was a little confused. Could it be returned? Before she could finish her words.

Li Lan kissed her on the mouth, but let go quickly like a dragonfly touching the water.

When it comes to picking up girls, it’s all about taking it step by step. Don’t be too hasty, or women will be unhappy. Take your time and let them slowly let down their defenses. When the time is right, then you can break through the city gate in one fell swoop!
The result is not important, the process is the most enjoyable.

"You!" Liu Qingyao widened her eyes in surprise and her face flushed. She didn't expect Li Lan to kiss her directly on the mouth without even saying a word!
Seeing Liu Qingyao's reaction, Li Lan immediately felt like he was in trouble. Usually this kind of reaction means that the girl has a good impression of you, but it hasn't come to that stage yet. It will definitely be okay if you take it slow!
"Well, it's so sweet."

After saying that, Li Lan licked his lips deliberately and smiled evilly.

Seeing this, Liu Qingyao said nothing and lowered her head in shame.

(End of this chapter)