Entertainment: For me, reverse love is the most deadly

Chapter 161 I've fainted in the toilet

Chapter 161 I've fainted in the toilet
With the cool automatic net collecting machine working for a while, a large heavy seafood feast was pulled steadily onto the deck.

That scene was even more lively than watching a chef stir-frying!
The crew members' eyes were as big as bells, as if they had seen something incredible.

of course.

They were not shocked by the quantity of seafood, but were stunned by the judgment of our great God Lu Bai!
Think about it, this place has always been regarded as a "seafood desert" by fishermen, just like a wasteland without delicious food in the eyes of foodies!
For a moment, the crew members wondered in their hearts, could it be that the program crew was doing something fishy?

But on second thought, the fishing boat is their own, and the fishing net is also their own, so there is no loophole for the program crew to exploit!
This matter is really unbelievable, it's even worse than seeing a ghost!
"Look at these sea bass, mackerel, octopus, and those huge number of shrimps and crabs jumping around..." The captain just took a casual glance and muttered in his heart that this seafood feast must be worth over a thousand dollars!

In other words, after Lu Bai and his team caught the fish, they already had the money in their pockets. It was a guaranteed profit! If they caught the fish five more times, it would all be pure profit!
"Hey, what is this?" Wang Hedi's eyes lit up when he found a fish with a super cool shape: "This thing looks so creative!"

This fish is covered in purple, with a black stripe running from its head to its tail, making it look like a fashion model.

Wang Hedi slapped his forehead and remembered that this creature was called Piaopiao. It was the "fish doctor" in the ocean. It specialized in cleaning big fish and eating the parasites on their bodies.

He quickly wanted to touch the fish to see if it could really bring good luck.

Hey, maybe it can cure his itchy hands!
"stop it!"

Lu Bai acted quickly and grabbed Wang Hedi who was eager to try. As a result, Wang Hedi staggered and came into close contact with the deck, falling onto the "delicious" mud.

Everyone looked at Lu Bai in confusion, with question marks hanging in their heads, like a group of lost lambs.

Lu Bai quickly explained: "This is not a doctor fish, this is called a black-banded blenny, a fake one, and it's a bit poisonous!"

He continued, "This fish has a poisonous stinger hidden in its tail. You can't see it normally, but if you piss it off, the stinger will fly out like a flying knife. And that stinger is no joke. If you don't get treatment in time, you might even lose your life!"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone at the scene gasped like eggplants hit by frost.

Especially Wang Hedi, he feels a chill down his spine when he thinks back on it now.

If Lu Bai hadn't pulled him back in time, he might have been drinking tea with the King of Hell now!
"Lu Bai, thank you."

At this moment, Wang Hedi felt as if he had experienced a life and death situation and was sweating coldly.

He never expected that the creatures on the seabed would be so complex and could even imitate...

"You're welcome. Are you not hurt from the fall?"

Lu Bai was a little embarrassed: "I was also anxious just now, but if it was a step later, I think we could have hugged the table."

"..."

Wang Hedi was a little embarrassed.

Everyone held back their laughter.

After making a small joke, Lu Bai said seriously: "So, when facing unknown things, it is better to be careful, especially in the ocean, there are still many fears that we are not aware of, so we must be careful."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

……

The sea is like a huge piece of blue silk. When the sun shines on it, it becomes a sparkling fashion show.

After the little storm just now, Uncle Bo followed Lu Bai's "mysterious" guidance and sailed the boat southwest for a distance.

Well, here it is, let’s start fishing!
The second and third nets were all cast in this "feng shui treasure land".

Two nets down.

Haha, looking at the seafood pulled up, the three couples were so happy that their heads were beaming with joy. They were probably wondering whether to steam or braise it in the evening.

Poor Liu Wei?

I fainted from crying in the toilet.

The value of the treasures caught by these three nets has soared to five thousand oceans!

Liu Wei is now not only worried about losing all his pants, but also afraid that he will be used as "collateral."

"Um... Lu Bai, can you please not download the remaining three websites?"

Liu Wei finally put aside his director's airs and bargained with Lu Bai with a smile on his face.

Lu Bai looked at him with a smile on his face: "Why not get off?"

But I was thinking: This guy didn't even blink when he was taking the money, why is he so scared now? Haha, it really is a changing world!
"Just... um..."

Liu Wei was speechless, but he couldn't say that he couldn't afford to play anymore, right?
I don’t know how much the three couples earned today.

Next up is the travel part.

The program team wanted the three couples to travel on a budget.

What's the point of traveling with a rich family?
"so……"

Liu Wei gritted his teeth and said, "I'll pay more to buy back these three nets!"

Lu Bai asked: "How much?"

Liu Wei frowned and said, "Four hundred and one net."

Lu Bai stretched out his hand: "Five hundred."

"No."

Liu Wei shook his head and refused.

Lu Bai spread his hands and said indifferently: "Then I'd better log off the Internet."

Liu Wei compromised: "No! I agree!"

"It would have been over if it had been like this earlier."

Lu Bai pushed further and said, "But you still have to cast the net. However, I won't charge you for the catch. I'll sell it to the captain and it won't be counted into the love fund. That should be fine, right?"

"this is OK!"

Liu Wei breathed a sigh of relief, and then discussed with Lu Bai: "Can you sell that big yellow croaker to the captain?"

"Why?"

Lu Bai was unhappy: "Didn't we agree that the program team would take the money back? I'm still waiting for this money to travel."

"..."

Liu Wei negotiated: "How about this, the program team charges according to the market price, deposits 10,000 into your love fund account, and the rest is your personal income?"

Lu Bai said, "Eighteen thousand, a good omen."

Liu Wei agreed: "Okay..."

Lu Bai nodded. An 18,000 yuan love fund was a huge profit.

Combined with the money they already had in their account, they could enjoy the trip to their full potential.

The setting sun emitted beams of golden light, shining on the sea, just like countless pieces of gold sparkling on the sea.

The Shark returned home at sunset, loaded with a full load of fish.

The group of six was looking forward to the upcoming bonfire party.

The "chef" of sunset sprinkled the last rays of light on the sea like boiling water. The sparkling sea surface looked like it was covered by thousands of golden "dumplings".

The big stage of the sky was gradually drawn down by the curtain of night, and the stars began to poke their heads out little by little like naughty children.

The vast ocean, in the arms of this "big warm man" in the evening, seems even deeper and more mysterious, as if it has endless stories hidden in its belly.

The journey home was quick, and half an hour later, the six friends were back at the busy pier.

Many fishmongers and fishermen who like to watch the fun have gathered at the dock.

“Wild yellow croaker!”

This news caused a sensation. Who wouldn’t want to come and see this rare yellow croaker?

Look, everyone gathered around and looked at these treasures as if they were stars.

(End of this chapter)

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