What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

In Chapter 299, the final boss behind the scenes farted and broke through the game map, and appeared on the stage early. Is this okay?

This terrifying manhole cover is like a bomb. If you step on it, it will be struck by lightning.

More and more manhole covers have emerged, and now there is basically no empty space on the ground.

The monsters didn't expect that even if they were very far away, the monster in front of them still had the ability to spread its bad luck from a distance.

A poor monster accidentally stepped on it, and then it was horrified to find that a tornado came suddenly from a distance and swept the whole monster into the air.

Whoops! !
"Everyone, run! Don't step on the manhole cover!!"

At this time, the scene became even more chaotic, with thunder and tornadoes constantly raging among the strange group.

"Be careful, don't lose your composure!"

At this time, a strange man with a very burly appearance stood up.

A heavy and strange force erupted from it.

Its face was pale and there was a scratch on its neck, as if it had been cut by a monster. Its strange aura was undoubtedly the strongest among these monsters, and it seemed to be a monster leader.

A thick and violent strange energy was released from it, and the tornado that was originally formed inexplicably naturally was also broken up by its strange energy.

It couldn't help but say complacently: "Don't be afraid, it's just bad luck. We are weird, why would we be afraid of bad luck?"

As it said this, it took the initiative to step one foot onto the manhole cover, and at the same time covered its entire body with strange energy, preparing to break this unlucky manhole cover!

No matter whether it is thunder and lightning or tornado, it will never break through its defense line. Its strange aura has reached the A-level level of humans.

After he stepped on the manhole cover, thunder struck him.

Boom! !
But the terrifying evil spirit defended against this attack.

Gradually, the smile on the weird leader's mouth became more and more proud, and the other weird creatures couldn't help but look at the leader with admiration.

As expected, he is the leader. He is so strong.

The strange leader smiled wider and wider and said, "What bad luck? Listen carefully, little ones. Strangeness will prevail over nature!"

At this time, the final boss Black Meteor in the backyard suddenly felt a stomachache.

It was a little bit unbelievable and didn't understand why it had a stomachache when it was clearly a monster or a meteor?
This shit shouldn't exist!

But before it could figure it out, it couldn't stop.

A stream of air surged through its body. Unable to hold it back any longer, it subconsciously turned around and let out a deafening fart.

boom! ! !
As the final boss, it is extremely powerful.

The fart directly broke the wall in front of him, and blew a hole in the whole wall.

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The strange leader's smile had not yet disappeared, but he looked behind him in confusion, feeling that there seemed to be some movement.

But then the whole thing was strangely trapped in a thick dark green strange aura.

"Fuck!"

At that moment, the protective aura on its body was instantly broken.

The next second, the whole thing was blown into pieces.

boom! ! !
The weird leader was killed by the fart of his boss. Before he died, he felt the terrible weird aura and a stench that could kill anyone.

Before it could figure out why this was happening, everything went dark and the computer froze.

The weird creatures on the side were also dumbfounded. Just when they were stunned for a few seconds, they accidentally stepped on the manhole cover.

Then these weirdos saw that the terrifying Black Meteor farted again.

puff--! ! !
The ultimate source of weirdness is completely different from these little weirdnesses, and they can't stand that fart at all.

The poor unlucky creature who stepped on the manhole cover was instantly blown away, and his body was broken into two halves.

A weird one couldn't help but yelled in fear: "Run, Master Meteor is farting!"

"How is that possible? You haven't farted for hundreds of years."

"Could it be that today, sir, it suddenly became unblocked?" A strange and terrified person said.

"Run quickly, I can't control the primitive power in my body anymore!" The Black Meteor Ghost trembled and shouted to the group of ghosts under him.

But it was too late. The monsters that stepped on the manhole cover seemed to have entered the shooting range of the meteor monster.

I saw that huge and strange meteor seemed to quietly raise its butt.

Bang bang bang! !
The earth-shaking weird fart was like a machine gun, sweeping away all the weirdness.

Da da da da da!
"Ah, Lord Meteor, please go easy on me!!"

At this time, the strange meteor was a little confused.

It didn't mean to do that. I don't know why it just couldn't control the urge to fart. It was just out of pity for its subordinates. This was too weird.

Every time it farts, it hits a group of unlucky people who stepped on manhole covers.

"You guys stay away, I seem to be feeling better today, my constipation seems to be over!"

This also stunned Li Fei and others.

Wang Jingyi and the others couldn't help but open their mouths wide, looking at the black meteor making strange farts, and the corners of their mouths twitched.

This is too explosive and too abstract.

This manhole cover is so scary, you must never step on it.

At this time, the script system was actually a little confused. According to the arrangement of the script, the Black Meteor should be the boss that appears after two stages, but what is happening now?

It was actually because of the forced fart that the wall broke, which led to the appearance of the boss behind the scenes. This is too ridiculous.

Damn, why did it break down again?

At this time, the strange copy was obviously not a human, but he felt like vomiting blood.

It had tolerated all the crashes and messes before, but this behind-the-scenes boss who didn't appear farted and broke the game map? ?

Are you kidding me? This is not the way it is written in scripts or novels. Is this the kind of train of thought that a human can come up with?
The weird copy is extremely awkward at this moment, how should it be written?
It says that the boss behind the scenes couldn't help but fart, and finally broke through the "final level of the script". Can it be written like this?
Finally, after thinking about the script, I decided to just give up on it out of anger.

The strange system finally couldn't stand it anymore. It added back the wall that was originally broken by the fart, while cursing all the time.

This family needs to be made to work overtime every time they participate in a dungeon. This is too much. In the next dungeon, they will definitely drag him into an unsolvable dungeon to trap him. If that doesn't work, they will find a way to kill him in the dungeon.

And after the black meteor farted and exploded, most of the strange things in front of him disappeared.

The remaining monsters were struck by tornadoes and lightning, and the number of monsters was greatly reduced. Those monsters were all terrified and dared not approach, and retreated to the distance.

Bai Wan's incarnation looked at the monsters retreating away in fear, and he couldn't help but feel even more disappointed. He said, "Sure enough, you guys don't like us either. I thought we were friends..."

An extremely lonely mood was created in Bai Wan's incarnation.

At that moment, Wang Jingyi and others even looked a little heartbroken.

This person is so pitiful.

But thinking of his terrible lightning strike, everyone couldn't help but shook their heads.

No, poor devil.

But Bai Wan felt empathy at this time. When he saw the incarnation's appearance, he couldn't help but feel sad.

The incarnation before him couldn't help but remind him of himself.

Bai Wan was like this when he was a child. He was bullied by his classmates and no one wanted to get close to him because they would be unlucky if they got close to him.

So he never made any friends since he was a child.

Before Sulley showed up, his only friend was a pet dog.

Of course, after he had raised the pet dog for a month, it evolved to its Ultimate form, accompanied by some music, and flew directly into outer space. Now, no one knew where it had gone, whether it had gone to the Milky Way or returned to the world of Digimon. Bai Wan had no way of finding out.

Generally speaking, he didn't have many friends, and when he saw this lonely incarnation of Bai Wan, he couldn't help but feel some sympathy.

He felt he should do something.

After thinking about it, he used another skill of the Blood Corpse Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva Guardian.

Wow!
A bloody strange aura enveloped his entire body.

This is a powerful protective skill. The mysterious aura of the Blood Corpse Bodhisattva provides comprehensive protection for it. In this way, any danger it encounters will be blocked by the Blood Corpse Bodhisattva.

Then, Bai Wan couldn't help but walk to the side of Bai Wan's incarnation with a sad face.

When Bai Wan's incarnation saw this, Bai Wan himself was also stunned.

"My friend, you have worked hard. I know you must have had a hard time living alone for so many years, right?" Bai Wan said to the avatar very seriously.

At this moment, Bai Wan's incarnation's eyes widened in shock. At the same time, he felt warm in his heart and almost cried as he said, "My original body..."

"No need to say more, don't worry, you will be my friend from now on." Bai Wan couldn't help but smile gently and stretched out his hand to the incarnation, his smile was sunny and bright.

He once had no friends, so he understood his incarnation's feelings.

Then let your current self be your incarnation friend.

Bai Wan's incarnation was also very moved at this time. He showed an excited smile and stretched out his hand.

Then they held hands and both of them smiled brightly.

And then came the extremely abstract picture, even so abstract that it was shocking and heart-wrenching.

Click!
Su Yuening, Li Fei and others were stunned to see lightning striking down from the sky.

First, Bai Wan was struck by lightning several times, and then, Bai Wan's incarnation was also struck by lightning several times.

In the end, lightning struck the two of them continuously.

Rumble!
Rumble!
Li Fei and others opened their mouths wide, looking at this abstract and gloomy scene.

The two Bai Wans held hands and laughed at this, and lightning struck each other. It looked so gloomy and extremely abstract.

Su Yuening was stunned.

This is simply a world famous painting.

Two old men holding hands and then chopping each other down was a scene I never dared to imagine, but I didn't expect it to appear before my eyes.

But looking at the two Bai Wans, grinning and holding hands with each other, in the midst of thunder and lightning, she didn't know why she felt inexplicably excited.

Then she was stunned to see the two Bai Wan holding hands and rushing towards the weirdos together, shouting:

"Double Friend Extermination Technique!"

Su Yuening: “???”

The weird ones looked even more panicked at this time.

Holy shit. This is outrageous.

You guys are not only slashing each other, but you are also not going to let us go? The weirdos fled far away in panic.

Li Fei and other players were also stunned.

One Bai Wan is already a disaster, and two of them together are even more terrifying.

Moreover, the two Bai Wans were still muttering strange things.

What...the Great Thousand Lightning Art, the Thunder of the Two White Wan Orphans.

All the strange things in the distance were struck by this terrible thunder, but Bai Wan was protected by the Blood Bodhisattva, so he was not afraid for a while.

But this picture is really a bit devilish.

Su Yuening and Zhang Xueruo both stood there, stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say for a moment.

...I think only Mr. Bai can perform this kind of abstract operation.

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