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Chapter 308 Green hat starts! English teacher: Wife, you bring me a green hat?

"...No, how can you just give up like that?" Principal Gui was speechless.

But Bai Wan pointed at Principal Gui and spoke for Gui's mother: "Okay, what do you know about Principal Gui? I am a modern woman who lives for myself!"

"????"

Principal Weird was confused. What is the weirdness of women in the new era? How come he doesn't know?
This human being is really weird.

The ghost mother cried even harder.

"Is it not okay for me to just live for myself now? I have already sacrificed a lot for my child! It is because of my selfless dedication that I was able to raise such a lovely child!"

The strange mother looked at the child in her arms with loving eyes.

The face of the strange baby in his arms, which was originally so terrifying, slowly turned pale.

"???"

As the ghost mother touched it, it was stunned for a moment.

My lovely... child seems to have become uglier? And he doesn't look smart anymore, the ghost mother looked suspicious.

The players looked at Bai Wan with a somewhat subtle look.

Although they knew that it was the ability of this big guy, but seeing the ghost mother holding the yawning little white-faced ghost baby with a determined face and constantly comforting it, they didn't know what to say for a moment, and felt a little powerless to complain.

The ghost mother has become a new era female ghost.

At this time, the two strange teachers, the English teacher and the Chinese teacher, also rushed to Bai Wan.

The English teacher is a man wearing glasses and looks serious, while the Chinese teacher is the English teacher's wife. She has a pale complexion but looks pretty.

At this time, the couple also rushed over strangely, and the aura they exuded was equally terrifying.

Bai Wan was about to brainwash them while making up some lines, but he didn't know what to say for a moment, but the two weird teachers, the English teacher and the Chinese teacher, looked at him with gloomy eyes and said, "Don't waste your time. We are all highly educated weirdos and will not be easily instigated by you."

Bai Wan couldn't help but frowned, they were indeed the English teacher and the Chinese teacher.

The verbal trick might not have any effect on two weird people who looked very smart, and he didn't know what lines to say for a moment.

The two ghosts are a couple and they love each other very much. There seems to be nothing to incite, but suddenly he catches the word "husband and wife".

Bai Wan couldn't help but think of a special prop he obtained in the last soul-returning copy, the magical prop that was created because of the quarrel and divorce between the old grandfather and the old grandmother at the seaside - the green hat.

Once someone is cuckolded, it may lead to a series of behaviors such as quarrels and breakups.

So looking at the strange couple rushing over, Bai Wan directly took out the green hat from his pocket and threw it on the strange head of the male English teacher.

Whoosh!
The English teacher had a strange green hat on his head out of nowhere.

After being cuckolded, the whole ghost could not help but stand there in a daze, and then became confused and his face turned blue.

He couldn't help but turn his head to the Chinese teacher and shouted: "Why? Why did you betray me?!"

The Chinese teacher was stunned after hearing this and said, "I, I didn't betray you, dear, what are you talking about?"

"Things have come to this, why are you still hiding it from me?" The English teacher was strangely and sadly.

"No honey, I really don't know what you're talking about."

The English teacher almost shed tears, pointing at the green hat on his head and said: "Look at this hat! What else do you have to explain? What is this? This is a green hat, you put a green hat on me!"

Chinese teacher: “…”

The Chinese teacher, a female ghost, was forcibly controlled by the English teacher's green hat for several seconds before she said in a daze: "No, dear, I... I didn't do anything!"

The English teacher became even angrier after hearing this.

"I haven't done anything yet, so what's the matter with the green hat on my head?!"

"No, I don't know why you have a green hat on your head, but I really didn't do anything." The Chinese teacher was a little upset. She didn't do anything, so where did the green hat on her husband's head come from?

The English teacher was so overwhelmed by the cuckold that he didn't care what the Chinese teacher said and just started fighting.

Then the two weirdos started fighting each other.

The Chinese teacher felt very wronged. As the beating went on, he became angry and could not help but yelling, "Why are you so fierce? You only know how to frame me, right? You always say a few broken English sentences every day, and you seem to have a sense of superiority. Green hat is bullshit, that's a green hat!! I'm telling you... you've been green-hatted!!!"

The English teacher was even more furious: “Oh no! Shit!!!

The Chinese teacher also cursed: "Shit, you big piece of shit! Shit!"

"shit!"

"Shit!"

"shit!"

"Shit!"

"Green hat!!"

"Green hat smash!!!"

Principal Gui was confused again when he saw this. He didn't know why the English teacher and the Chinese teacher started swearing at each other.

Where did the English teacher get the green hat? It's outrageous.

Li Fei and other players were also stunned. What kind of weird prop is this?

He watched Bai Wan take out a green hat from his pocket and put it on Guiyi's head.

Does this big guy have such outrageous and weird props? The level of abstraction seems to be no less than the underwear thrown out before.

No way, are all the props of my family members like this, the more abstract they look, the more powerful they are?

Is this "family" a treasure bag? It contains so many strange and weird props!
And watching the "family" use outrageous and abstract means, first making a new-age woman cry loudly with strange words, and then using the green hat to destroy the relationship between the couple.

The terrifying monsters were dispersed by him in an instant, leaving only the weird principal standing there alone.

The weird principal was also staring at the human in front of him warily at this time, feeling inexplicably scared.

The human beings in front of us are so weird that they caused a couple to quarrel and break up, and even persuaded a woman to refuse to participate in a weird game. This is really outrageous.

Bai Wan looked at the principal in front of him and couldn't help but start thinking about what methods he could use to deal with this principal.

This principal looks very cultured, otherwise he wouldn't be able to be a principal.

So it probably won't work to convince him to live for himself by words. After all, this kind of principal should be very wealthy, and he probably can't even live for himself anymore.

Does that mean I’m cuckolding the principal?
Bai Wan thought of this and asked tentatively: "Um, brother, do you have a wife at home?"

After hearing this, the strange principal couldn't help but said in a panic: "What are you going to do?"

Bai Wan showed a gentle smile.

Well, in that case, let’s cuckold this weird principal again.

Just when Bai Wan was thinking this, the system suddenly gave another prompt.

[Ding! Congratulations, your pet Water Ghost has returned, completed its journey back to the soul, and brought you a wealth of specialties. ]

Bai Wan was a little surprised after seeing this. His little pet actually came back from traveling so soon?

While the strange principal was looking at him warily, Bai Wan quickly read the detailed information.

It records the detailed experiences and encounters of his pet water ghost during the travel.

[The little water ghost came to the "Return of the Soul" copy. Its look was full of nostalgia as it finally returned to its home.

Then it tried hard to find something and bring back a gift for its owner.

It first came to the seaside, where there were many mirage fragments that had been shattered by the "Strange God Stripping" before, and it began to collect them, a total of three. 】

Bai Wan was reading the text. When he saw this, fragments of harvesting three mirages popped up in front of him. They flashed before his eyes and fell into the system pocket with a ding.

[Then the cute little water ghost dived into the underworld again. Its "undersea travel" power is very strong. It can swim to anything that appears in this copy.

It tried to get Chu Xuan's underwear, but was discovered by Chu Xuan.

Chu Xuan exuded a terrifying aura and shouted angrily, "What a pervert! A pet with a perverted owner is really a pervert too?!"

When the little water ghost was discovered, he was very scared and ran away quickly.

The little water ghost has powerful hiding and swimming abilities and can quickly leave an area.

So although it was dangerous, the little water ghost still managed to escape and stole a can of Yellow Spring Water. 】

[Ding! Congratulations on getting Yellow Spring Water +1]

Bai Wan couldn't help but feel very surprised after seeing it.

What a powerful little water ghost! He actually sneaked into the underworld to steal things.

Although I failed to steal the underwear back, I brought back the Yellow Spring Water, which is an extremely valuable resource.

This Chu Xuan was so cruel to his little water ghost, but he still had her heart and could summon her.

See when emergency rescue is needed and throw Chu Xuan over.

I just don’t know what level of strength Chu Xuan, who was summoned by the heart, can reach. He should be at least at the level of half a step to the unknown, right?
Then Bai Wan continued reading.

Xiao Shuigui's travel experiences continued to emerge, and he wrote:
[Then the little water ghost wandered around the city for a while, and then returned to its own home.

Xiao Shuigui's mother misses her baby very much.

They reunited after a long separation and had a happy conversation. Before they left, Mother Gui gave Little Shuigui a box of strange milk, hoping that Little Shuigui would grow up well. 】

[Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained a box of weird milk. ]

[Before leaving, the ghost mother found her husband, the ghost boss of the restaurant, and said to him: "You should also give something to the child..."

[“What? You said it’s not yours, so what? Everyone’s child is not a child.”

"Although this child is not your biological blood, does this mean that he has nothing to do with you? How can you be so mean, cold-blooded and heartless?"

After hearing this, the weird boss came to the kitchen silently. Xiao Shuigui was originally looking forward to the gift, and looked in the direction of the kitchen with bright eyes.

But when he saw the weird boss coming out with a knife, Xiao Shuigui was so scared that he quickly ran back.

And at the end of the journey, it met its biological father, Lao Shuigui.

The old water ghost was very pleased to see that the little water ghost was so energetic. He muttered to himself, "Haha, it is indeed a water ghost." The old water ghost happily taught it some skills. 】

(End of this chapter)