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Chapter 350: Fairy Tale: Peeping at Su Yuening bathing: drilling a hole through the wall to steal light, Sima Guang smashing the bathtub, Cinderella...

Bai Wan also nodded obediently and said, "I won't look at it. Go wash it quickly. I will wash it too after you finish washing it."

Su Yuening felt relieved when she saw that Mr. Bai seemed to be quite well behaved.

Then she walked into the bathroom, got ready, turned on the water heater, and let the shower water hit her body.

As the hot water poured over my body, I felt happier, as if all the fatigue from the dungeon and the test had been swept away.

Bai Wan sat on the bed listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, and felt a little embarrassed for a rare moment.

Is Sulley bathing in there?
Thinking of the hairy monster taking a bath in there, Bai Wan's heart beat faster and he felt curious for some reason.

He secretly glanced at the bathroom, but it was blurry and he couldn't see what was inside.

Weird ideas popped up in Bai Wan's mind, such as summoning Fairy Tale to steal the furry monster's clothes or peek at it taking a bath... This somewhat outrageous idea flashed through his mind, and Bai Wan shook his head fiercely.

What a mess he is thinking about.

Calm down...

Bai Wan, who had never had any friends, had a friend of the opposite sex for the first time, and they even took a shower in the same room. It was quite a shock to him.

Suddenly there was another sound from the bathroom.

"Bai Wan, are you staying in bed obediently? Don't try to use fairy tale characters to spy on me while I'm taking a bath..."

Bai Wan's eyes widened after hearing this.

Oh my god, how did she guess such an abstract and outrageous idea?

And this thought only flashed through my mind subconsciously, and I didn't intend to carry it out at all.

People cannot control their thoughts, and sometimes the thoughts are very outrageous, but this does not mean that he has to use bugs!

Speaking of which, compared to fairy tales, network cards are more convenient, right?

Bai Wan couldn't help but think of time stopping or something...

"Who would be so bored as to activate a character skill to spy on you taking a bath?" Bai Wan said speechlessly.

Before Bai Wan could finish his words, a voice came from the direction of Su Yuening's bathroom.

Bai Wan looked over in confusion and almost vomited blood.

I saw a pale-faced young man appearing out of nowhere, grinding the bathroom glass with a wooden awl in his hand, and was about to chisel a hole in it.

Boom boom boom!
After more than ten seconds, the glass became thinner and thinner, and the light from the bathroom shone through it. The white cat said happily, "Now I have light to read."

Bai Wan: “…”

Su Yuening who was taking a bath: "..."

After a second of silence, Su Yuening's collapsed scream was heard from the bathroom.

"Bai Wan!!!"

After Su Yuening heard the noise outside more than ten seconds ago, she immediately wrapped herself tightly with a long bath towel. Then she saw that a hole seemed to be gradually knocked out in the glass of her bathroom.

"No, don't blame me. I really didn't activate the skill. This is a passive release."

Bai Wan was dumbfounded.

Oh my god, there’s another bug. Where did it come from?

He looked at the young man who had the same face as him, holding a book in his hand and knocking on the glass with the tool in his hand. The glass became thinner and thinner, and the light coming from the bathroom became brighter and brighter. He was speechless.

Seeing that young man's face was slightly red, seemingly reading a book, but his eyes were trying to glance at the bathroom glass, Bai Wan couldn't help but complain: "Hey, what are you doing? You don't want to use this light to read, pervert!"

Bai Wan walked straight forward and pushed the perverted young man with a Bai Wan face away!

How could this idiot drill a hole in the wall to steal light? He hasn't even seen it himself!
Su Yuening heaved a sigh of relief when she saw the young man being pushed away and her bathroom seemed to be intact.

But before she could completely relax, an old woman's voice was heard from outside the door.

"Yuening, open the door for grandma, she's back."

Bai Wan couldn't help but turn his head to take a look, and was dumbfounded again.

I saw a big gray wolf with a white face, pretending to be an old woman, knocking on the door and shouting with his throat pinched.

"Don't open the door, Maoguai. There's not your grandma outside. It's the big bad wolf who wants to peek at you taking a bath!" Bai Wan reminded immediately.

The scene became more and more chaotic. Su Yuening heard the Big Bad Wolf pretending to be a grandmother outside and wanted her to open the door. She couldn't help but feel a little upset.

Before she could reply, a female voice came from outside and said, "Sister Ning, I dropped my crystal shoes in the bathroom. Can you open the door so I can get them?"

Su Yuening: “…”

Are you really looking for your crystal slippers?

Su Yuening finally couldn't stand it anymore and yelled, "Bai Wan! Quickly tell your Cinderella, Big Bad Wolf, and whatever else is drilling holes in the wall to steal light, get out of here!!"

Bai Wan also looked embarrassed.

He just had an idea in his mind...

But I didn't expect that my fairy tale bug skill would be passively triggered like this.

My goodness, even Cinderella started peeping, this is too outrageous, whose crystal shoes fell in the bathroom?
"Sister Ning, please open the door. I want to go to the bathroom to get my crystal shoes. I don't want to peek at you taking a bath."

"Yuening, open the door for grandma quickly. There is a big bad wolf outside. Grandma is very scared. Open the door for grandma quickly. Grandma really doesn't want to peek at you taking a bath."

"Stop lying, I won't open the door, you are all cunning white Wan-faced people!" Su Yuening shouted angrily in the bathroom, wrapped tightly in a bath towel.

Bai Wan also didn't know which fairy tale to deal with first.

I just managed to pull away the wretched scholar Bai Wan who was drilling a hole in the wall to steal light, but he saw that he started to aim at another piece of glass and said something like "In order to study hard, I have to steal the light from inside no matter what!" You are so hardworking!

Bai Wan looked at him speechlessly as he lied with his eyes open. Isn't the light in this room brighter than in the bathroom? Are you blind?
Before he could react, an even more abstract and outrageous fairy tale appeared.

A kid came to the bathroom at some point, holding a big rock in his hand, and shouted, "Look, I'm going to smash the bathtub and get the person out!"

Bai Wan: “???”

Su Yuening: “???”

Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, Sima Guang, you weren't supposed to smash this bathtub, were you?

Su Yuening was also scared when she saw the big rock.

"Stop him now, Mr. Bai! We can't let him smash the bathtub!"

"Stop it now. I am your master, and you don't obey my orders?" Bai Wan couldn't help but stare at these Bai Wan-faced fairy tales and said.

Sima Guang turned around and said, "It is precisely because you are our master that we do this."

Bai Wan: “…”

Su Yuening: “???”

Su Yuening almost laughed out of anger after hearing this, and said, "Bai Wan, you really wanted to peek at me taking a bath, you big pervert! Big big pervert!!"

Bai Wan felt very aggrieved and said weakly, "I just had an idea. No, Maoguai, to be honest, you are so beautiful, who wouldn't want to peek at you taking a bath? But I didn't do it, why did these bugs appear automatically?"

Su Yuening was speechless at Bai Wan's self-righteous words, but for some reason she felt a little happy. After all this time, did they finally know that I am pretty?

Soon, she shook her head.

No, no, what am I thinking? This pervert!
"Quickly remove your ability!"

Bai Wan was helpless and couldn't help but slap his face. After clearing his mind, he muttered: "The hairy monster is an old woman, a gorilla with hair all over its body, an old woman, an ugly monster, an ugly monster that no one likes... Who would want to watch an old woman taking a bath? No one wants to watch, no one wants to watch..."

Su Yuening: “…”

A magical scene appeared. As Bai Wan talked to himself, the fairy tales gradually disappeared.

Su Yuening wrapped herself in the bath towel speechlessly, watching the fairy tale disappear. She breathed a sigh of relief but the corners of her mouth twitched as she did so.

You are the ugly one, you are the gorilla.

"Bai Wan, stop thinking about random things and just sit on the bed obediently." Su Yuening couldn't help but warn.

Bai Wan also nodded obediently, feeling a little helpless.

Where do all these unreliable fairy tales come from? It's so outrageous... I can't even think of it!
When Su Yuening saw that Tonghua had disappeared, she waited for a while, but still saw no response, so she lifted the bath towel again and turned on the shower to rinse her body.

She couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, then began to enjoy herself and apply shower gel.

There should be no problem this time, right?
Just when she finished applying and was about to take a shower, she found that the water in the shower was cut off.

Su Yuening, who was already very familiar with Bai Wan, was immediately furious and said, "Mr. Bai, hide under the quilt and don't come out. You broke the shower again."

"Ow..."

Bai Wan lay on the bed feeling aggrieved, and covered his entire body with the quilt.

The next second, the shower started running hot water again, and Su Yuening closed her eyes in enjoyment and began to hum a little tune.

Bai Wan couldn't help but stick his head out and asked, "Is the bathroom ready now, Maoguai."

The next second, the hot water disappeared again.

Su Yuening: “…”

"Go in quickly, go in quickly, don't come out!"

"Ow!"

Bai Wan weakly retracted his head again and hid in the quilt.

Then the hot water in the bathroom started to flow again.

After a few minutes, Bai Wan couldn't help it anymore.

"Ah, no, there's not enough oxygen in the quilt! It's too stuffy, I'll just take a breath--"

Then Bai Wan heard Su Yuening scream.

"what!!!"

Su Yuening found that the hot water suddenly became cold, and the falling water even froze into hail, crashing down towards her.

The heavy hail almost made her cry.

"Bai Wan! Have you recovered your breath? Hide under the quilt quickly!"

It’s so unlucky! Why does she have to endure all this just for taking a shower?

Su Yuening was soaked like a drowned rat and wanted to cry but had no tears.

It was bad enough that the fairy tales tried to peek at me before, but now I’m not even allowed to take a hot shower and it’s hailing. This is too much!
After hearing this, Bai Wan also got back into the quilt awkwardly and said, "Go wash it, weirdo. There's air in my quilt again."

Su Yuening: “…”

Su Yuening then discovered to her surprise that the hail from the shower head had turned back into hot water, which was truly magical.

Can Mr. Bai manually adjust the temperature with this trick? It's really abstract.

Fortunately, nothing unexpected happened afterwards. Su Yuening successfully finished her shower and walked out wrapped in a bath towel.

(End of this chapter)