What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

Chapter 353: If Bai Wan's buggy physique and Lin Luoluo's tricky physique appeared on the street at the same time...

Before Su Yuening could react, three female ghosts in white suddenly appeared out of nowhere in the empty place, emitting a sinister aura.

Passersby screamed and ran away in a hurry.

Lin Luoluo felt a little embarrassed when she saw those three weird creatures.

It’s over, her ghost-attracting physique has been triggered again.

Su Yuening turned her neck stiffly to the right, where there were a group of robbers from a movie. Then she turned her head to the left, where there were a few weird women.

She looked left and right, and couldn't help feeling tired.

Does this abstract team of mine really have a future?
And then a more abstract scene came, where three female ghosts were seen floating towards the robbers.

"Fuck, there's a ghost! Run, bro!"

Then Su Yuening and the others watched in silence as the robber was actually scared away by the three monsters.

Okay, so your two abilities will trigger each other's plot, right?
The robber was scared off, is this Season 3 - "The End of Jack"?

"puff--"

When Zhang Xueruo saw the three poor robbers being scared away by the weirdness, she laughed out loud.

It's a reality story, why did you turn it into a supernatural story?

I don’t know if there will really be a third season.

At this time, things around began to go wrong.

Not far from Bai Wan and the others, a young man was shopping with his girlfriend, but gradually he felt something was wrong.

He turned his head and saw that his girlfriend was bleeding from all seven orifices and her face turned pale. At that moment, the young man was extremely panicked and forgotten memories suddenly appeared in his mind.

He was horrified to think that this was not right. His girlfriend was a dancer and she had died in a car accident on the way to dance practice.

Where did he get his girlfriend!

The young man was terrified.

The female ghost also gave him a gloomy smile, with blood on her face dripping onto the ground. But before the young man could shout, he saw that his girlfriend, who had originally stretched out her hand to grab him, suddenly made a circle in the air, and then she jumped up.

“Da da da da da da…”

"I'm so tired, so sad! I ...

The young man was completely stunned, looking at his weird girlfriend with a bewildered face.

Oh shit, the Pure Land!
At this moment, the young man was completely frozen there.

Help, my dead girlfriend suddenly appeared and danced to the Pure Land for me, what should I do? Waiting online.

And now there is chaos in many places.

In the square not far from Bai Wan, a little boy playing with a ball stared blankly at the headless weird uncle in front of him, and then the uncle in front of him said, "Little boy, let me show you a somersault."

After saying that, he flipped over flexibly.

The little boy stared at the headless weird uncle who kept somersaulting in front of him for several seconds, and then he was so scared that he burst into tears.

Then a pretty girl looked panicked because a group of weird creatures suddenly appeared and trapped her in a corner, with terrible ghost energy emanating from them.

Those strange faces were blurred and some even had blood coming out of their mouths.

"It's over, it's over." The girl looked desperate.

Then, the group of weirdos stretched out their hands at the same time, and said in unison: "Please..."

please?
Will you please spare my life?
The girl was completely desperate.

Then she heard this group of cunning people saying at the same time: "Please leave your underwear!"

girl:"??!"

Su Yuening looked at the various anomalies around her with a strange look.

Lin Luoluo was also a little dazed at this time.

Originally, her monsters were very vicious and would always hurt people, so she didn't like to go out for a walk. She always hid alone to avoid contact with people.

But now, although her weirdness will appear, it seems to have less lethality. At most, they will become a group of headless ghosts who like to do somersaults, or a group of undead dancing in paradise, or a slightly more perverted group of ghosts who just want to take girls' underwear.

Because Bai Wan was present, all the weird things in his body became abnormal. Is this turning into a funny weird thing?
Or is it the joke that has been revived?

This made Lin Luoluo feel a little amused and helpless. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Fortunately, Lin Luoluo and Bai Wan's physical conditions were not triggered all the time. After a little confusion, everything returned to normal, and basically no one was unharmed.

Only the poor young lady who was surrounded by a group of weirdos and asked for her underwear might have doubted her life.

But no matter what, her life is not in danger, right?
There are many weird things in the real world nowadays, and this harmless underwear-seeking weirdness is probably the most obedient one among them.

"I feel like we've almost finished shopping. It's been quite a busy walk. I'm a little hungry. Why don't we go have a buffet?"

Su Yuening didn't want to go any further. She felt that if she continued like this, she didn't know what would happen. It would be better to go back to the hotel after the buffet, have a good sleep, and go to watch the fireworks in the park at night.

Zhang Xueruo also nodded.

Indeed, after walking for a while, I felt a little hungry.

"Let's go then."

Everyone agreed.

They thought of the delicious buffet and felt a little greedy.

So they walked for a while and came directly to the door of the buffet. Liu Tong seemed to have finished exercising and gathered with them at the door.

And it wasn't just Liu Tong. Su Yuening and others were somewhat surprised to see that there were actually seven Baiwan dwarfs following her.

Wow, these seven white Anhui dwarfs also want to eat buffet.

But it was not a big deal. So Su Yuening and the others ignored the Bai Wan dwarf who suddenly appeared and walked into the buffet restaurant together.

This buffet is newly opened, so it is very crowded.

"Hello, our buffet is 98 yuan, but today we have a discount because it's the first time, so it's now 1 yuan per person." A male waiter said to them with a smile.

The man is very young and has a good appearance.

Bai Wan and the others nodded and directly scanned 75 yuan through WeChat. When it came to Liu Tong, Bai Wan suddenly had an idea and said to the waiter, "Hey, young man, is there any discount for the elderly? Our old lady Liu is 80 years old."

Liu Tong: “???”

When the waiter saw the gray-haired old lady, he couldn't help but say, "Yes, yes, half price for the elderly and half price for children."

Bai Wan's eyes lit up when he heard that, and he said, "Great, you seven can get it half price too."

The waiter was stunned after hearing this.

What 7?
Then he subconsciously lowered his head and couldn't help but exclaimed "Fuck!"

He looked in amazement at the seven children surrounding Old Lady Liu's feet.

They were only as tall as a normal person's calf, and were now drooling at him.

The most outrageous thing is that all seven children look the same.

Bai Wan saw the waiter was surprised and couldn't help but coughed and said, "Oh, septuplets, septuplets, they are all my children, you see, we look exactly the same."

The waiter has a weird look on his face. He really looks exactly like me, but this kid is too short...

"Don't worry about their size. They are malnourished and poorly developed." Bai Wan said casually.

"Is that so...Okay, then, that old lady Liu and these kids can get half price..."

Bai Wan nodded with satisfaction.

But Liu Tong's expression suddenly changed, and then he rushed out the door and hid in a corner next to the buffet.

Bai Wan also followed curiously and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Not good, I can't seem to control my own strength, I..."

Before Liu Tong finished speaking, Bai Wan couldn't help but widen his eyes as he saw that he had gradually changed from the image of an old lady to a very large frog, more than one meter tall.

Is this... the frog in the well mode?
Bai Wan was stunned. He didn't expect Liu Tong to have another bug at this time.

"Bai Wan!!"

He just mentioned before that turning into a frog could exit Snow White mode, but he didn't expect it to actually be triggered...

"Gah, how am I supposed to eat at a buffet?"

Frog Liu Tong was speechless.

He was also looking forward to having the buffet with everyone, but now seeing himself turned into a frog, he felt like crying but had no tears.

Bai Wan consoled him, "Don't worry, I'll help you get some information."

With that, Bai Wan returned to the cafeteria and asked the waiter, "Hey, young man, can pets enter this place?"

The young man was stunned for a moment, then said: "This, in principle, is not allowed."

"Ah, I understand. That's fine." Bai Wan nodded in sudden realization.

After hearing this, the young man fell silent again.

Good, your reading comprehension is perfect.

But he is not the boss. The boss owns many stores, so he was busy and did not come today, the first day of opening.

However, the boss had previously reminded him to treat the guests well on the first day and not to cause any trouble.

So although pets are not allowed in principle, if a customer brings one on the first day, they can bring it in, and the boss doesn't specifically ask for it.

"What kind of pet do you want to bring?" asked the waiter.

"Frog, I have a little frog."

Frog?
The waiter thought about it and nodded.

"Okay, a frog is fine, it's not big anyway."

He was a little curious. He didn't know why this person kept frogs. It was really rare. Wouldn't people usually keep cats and dogs? But he didn't think much about it.

After all, what can a frog do? Just take it with you.

"Okay, I wish your restaurant business prospers. That's very thoughtful." After saying that, Bai Wan ran out and then ran back in.

When the waiter saw Bai Wan coming in, the smile on his face disappeared in an instant.

Then his mouth opened wider and his eyes froze.

He looked in disbelief at a giant frog that was more than one meter long, probably over one and a half meters long, crawling in behind Bai Wan.

waiter:"????"

"Fuck!!!"

"W-what is this?"

"My pet little frog." Bai Wan said with a shy smile.

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