What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

Chapter 585: Weird fart villain, shocking weird system, sister, your design is too perverted

Bai Wan changed the word "气" in the sentence "He used strange energy to attack Qin Fei several times in a row" to "屁".

Then he watched the next development with some curiosity.

Just like what the script said, the aura of horror instantly spread into the house, and everyone felt extremely cold in an instant.

The yellow-haired Qin Fei's face changed drastically. He saw a black shadow that seemed to be a female ghost walking from the door and approaching him straight.

That power is quite terrifying.

But as a top-level A wanted criminal, the leader of the Black Curse, Qin Fei, is not someone to be trifled with. Relying on his fearless but cautious character, he obtained many powerful trump cards in the weird copy. He instantly took out a red pill and put it in his mouth, and his whole body was glowing red.

With this item, he won't be able to die for a period of time.

"Heh... come on, weird."

Qin Fei showed a smug smile, but when he looked up at the strange thing, he was a little confused to find that the strange black shadow stopped before it reached him, and then turned around inexplicably, with its butt slightly raised towards him, accompanied by a loud bang.

boom! !

Qin Fei was hit by the foul-smelling air flow in an instant. He was stunned and even felt as if his soul was ascending to heaven. He couldn't help but take several steps back.

A green stench covered his entire body, and the extremely unpleasant smell was the most unpleasant he had ever heard of in his life.

And it wasn’t over yet, there were two more “bang bang” sounds.

Qin Fei's body was like being hit by a cannonball. His face was distorted and his expression was painful. He was enveloped by the terrible and strong stench released by the female ghost. His body was blown away by the airflow that was released towards his face and he hit the wall directly.

Leng Yao, Li Zi, Su Yuening and the others' originally solemn expressions immediately turned into astonishment.

They were stunned for a moment as they watched the female ghost turn her back to the villain, gently bend down and stick out her butt to fart, while Qin Fei collapsed in the green gas with a distorted face.

The same is true for the younger brothers.

After several seconds, Zhang Hei finally reacted and screamed:

"Fuck! The boss was tricked into farting and flew away!!!"

All the ghost hunters in the audience were shocked, watching the female ghost still sticking her butt up and bombarding Qin Fei like a cannonball.

Although the pill Qin Fei took could keep him from dying, it was obvious that Qin Fei was now living a life worse than death.

The corrosive aura brought by the female ghost's ultimate move is impossible to defend against. Everyone felt a chill in their hearts as they watched Qin Fei twisting on the ground in pain.

The rebellious girl Li Hong, who was the couple in the villains' group, usually loved to be clean. Seeing this, she couldn't help but screamed, "Yes, yes, it's a fart ghost!!!"

Leng Yao and others all took out their life-saving weapons. At this moment, the weirdness in front of them was even more terrifying than the S-level weirdness.

Oh my God, if I fart, I’m going to die.

Qin Fei was now in an immortal state. Then, the ghost actually walked towards Qin Fei, and just as it said in the script, it grabbed Qin Fei's neck tightly with its palm.

But what happened next was different from the script. The strange body was very flexible and its arms could be twisted at will. So when it pinched Qin Fei's neck, it turned around under Qin Fei's desperate eyes and started aiming its butt at Qin Fei's face.

"Wait, wait a minute!!"

boom! ! !
But it was too late. Qin Fei, who was held by the neck, took this terrifying shot at close range. With a bang, Qin Fei's head buzzed, and even his body trembled, and his mind went blank.

"I go……"

At this moment, all the players turned pale. This was too horrible and too perverted. It turned out to be an S-level evil ghost.

In a pitch-black space, Xiao Buwan's eyes were also filled with disbelief, especially the weird systems around her, all opened their mouths wide, watching the female ghost in front of them pinching the player's neck with both hands, and farting non-stop at the player's face with her butt, even aiming at the face before farting, and the farts never missed their targets, and they all gasped for a moment.

"hiss…"

"Sister, your design is too... trendy, isn't it?" The strange system's usual calmness was broken. Originally, she didn't take this little baby seriously when he showed off his design experience to her, but now she was really shocked.

"Sister, how did you come up with this? Although our weird system is not human, even so, it is not a reason for you to come up with such a perverted link." The weird system opened its mouth and showed an expression that was difficult to describe.

She really didn't know how incredible her imagination must be to come up with such a perverted design?

Strangely pinching the player's neck and farting in his face, is this something the system could come up with?

Xiao Buwan also looked embarrassed, with a lot of questions in his mind.

What happened? How did the terrifying murderous monster she designed turn into a fart monster? ? ?
What is this?

Accident, absolutely an accident, there is a bug, this is a bug!!!

Xiao Buwan was speechless at this moment, especially when she saw the strange system's look of astonishment, looking at her as if she were a pervert, her heart almost died.

Although she knew it was a bug, Xiao Buwan was obviously unwilling to admit it. She puffed up her cheeks, stared with her eyes, and stammered, "What's the matter? Hahaha, you're scared, right? Some players have resistance items and can't die, so I thought of a blow that would destroy the human players' minds, which is to directly blast them with farts, or even blast them in the face with a ghost. I guess they must have given up hope."

The strange system was silent for a while, and when it saw the miserable state of the human player, it expressed sympathy for a moment.

This little Buwan is too devilish.

At this time, the weird thing in the game farted ten times in a row. Qin Fei's head was hit continuously like a bowling ball, and his eyes were lifeless. Finally, after the ten farts were finished, the weird thing walked away with some satisfaction.

Only the embarrassed Qin Fei was left, lying on the ground, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Leng Yao, Su Yuening and other girls were all terrified. Fortunately, the ghost didn't attack them, otherwise it would have been too scary.

"Big, big brother, are you okay?!"

Seeing their eldest brother disappear mysteriously and lying on the ground with a dull look on his face as if he were worse off than dead, the younger brothers couldn't help but shout in worry.

Then they all ran to the eldest brother, pinching their noses and fanning themselves with one hand.

"Open, open the window, open the window first." A smart younger brother shouted.

The younger brothers opened the window and walked up to their eldest brother with their noses pinched tightly.

"Brother, you have to be strong..." Some of the younger brothers began to feel distressed, seeing their elder brother sitting on the ground in a daze.

"Wow!!" Qin Fei, a murderer with a very high psychological quality, actually cried out. It was not known whether it was because of the stench or what, but at this moment he seemed to be really broken. It was the first time in his life that he was chased by a strange butt and hit in the face.

Zhang Hei, his younger brother, tried to comfort him: "Brother, think about it in a different way. You have created a miracle. You may be the first human in the weird game to be killed by a weird fart. Maybe... you can even get a rare title?"

(End of this chapter)