LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 79: Brother Ma is willing to be Mr. Luo's mount! Internal strife! Melon shooter fights fiercely in the red hot tub!
[Pfft haha. 】

[To give benefits to your family, you work so hard? I'm paying attention. 】

[Of course it’s you, the flower in my heart]

[I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts, bro, you are a real singing god? ]

[You can make a smooth transition at this time, I can only say that you are worthy of it! 】

【Chovy also learned it. 】

[Is this the strength of Shiyibu? This sword is good! ]

[Today's live broadcast is really about living in Bengbu. If I buy it, I will buy it! 】

【……! 】

The popularity of the live broadcast room has already skyrocketed to over 100 million due to Luo Sen’s superb performance.

And with Luo Sen's smooth transition, all the goods on the shared bike were sold out.

This is not surprising, because no matter what people say or do, Luo Sen really spent a lot of money to commemorate Lao Ma. The prices are very affordable, and with the explosive live broadcast effect, most of the family members who were squatting in Luo Sen's live broadcast room took advantage of the situation.

Most of the passers-by who were responsible for output worked together, and it can be said that Luo Sen lost all his money in an instant and made money with tears!

"It's numb, it's numb, even the money I make is numb, you can imagine how much the anchor likes Brother Ma!"

Luo Sen shook his head with emotion, and turned his head to look at Chovy: "You can't yell at me, Zhixun."

“Is this the popularity of the live broadcast room?”

Chovy curiously sat aside and watched the show, pointing at the numbers above and asked.

“Number of people.”

"Oh...ah?" The child was startled. "Number of people? 1 means one person?"

"So now it's 102 million. Come on, your live broadcast room has million viewers now?"

Chovy was stunned: "This...?"

"What a fuss." Luo Sen leaned back and said in a slightly pretentious tone, "Want to learn live streaming? I'll teach you."

"Is it okay?" Chovy said excitedly: "This... this is amazing, I want to learn it."

"Then you just watch from the side."

Luo Sen sat up again, and seeing that the task of bringing goods had been completed, he no longer cared about it. He just scanned the barrage and nodded, saying, "When Brother Ma falls, the whole village will eat well! I don't know if the family members are satisfied with this feast, but the anchor has tried his best anyway."

[You tried your best to stay in the circle, didn't you? ]

[The world's best blind monk? The world's best circle god! ]

【You have come to the circle. 】

[The peak of power? The peak of power! ]

[Tell your family about today's game. Did you fight backstage? ]

"Did a fight break out backstage today? Of course there was a fight!"

Luo Sen happily clicked on the Weibo page and found the Weibo post in which IG officially announced Ma Ge’s retirement: “In fact, from this Weibo post, we can get a glimpse of the clues.”

"Come on, family members, take a look. It's because of "physical reasons". What do you mean by physical reasons?"

"Family members, friends, let's talk. My brother Ma is over 1.8 meters tall and weighs 70 to 80 kilograms! With that physique, I can't say he is very strong, but he is also good at doing physical work! Didn't you see the miserable state of the ceiling of the Iceland Hotel? What does this represent? It represents healthy gastrointestinal digestion and a strong body!"

"If there's an election for a model worker in the industry, I'll definitely vote for him!"

"This time my brother Ma is retiring, and the anchor estimates that he will enter this track that belongs exclusively to him."

"So, looking at Ma Ge's physical condition, how could he suddenly get sick? That's not the sick family members, that's forced illness. The entire IG management took turns to "make" my Ma Ge sick!"

Luo Sen shook his head. "The wall has dried up to three layers. Ma Ge was so anxious that he wanted to turn into a melon shooter and sneer at Su Gou! It's no use! When I entered the stadium today, I weighed 80 kilograms, and when I left, I weighed 100 kilograms! How did I gain 20 kilograms in such a short time? Do I even need to ask? I'm swollen!!"

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

[How come anything can be made so funny when it comes out of your mouth? ]

【80 kg turned into 100 kg, it's really hard to believe.】

【《A Face of a Dog》】

[Your head has become three times bigger, right? Did you gain weight purely by congestion? ]

[Fuck, so cruel? Really?]

"Now that my brother Ma has retired, the IG management is really out of ideas." Luo Sen said frankly: "Look at what Su Gou did, is it human?"

"Although the anchor and Ma Ge have some minor conflicts and contradictions on a regular basis, the anchor actually still stands on Ma Ge's side in this matter. That Su Gou is disgusting, he treats Ma Ge like a toy."

"You said that my brother Ma didn't have a good brain, and you kept bullying him, taking advantage of him and then kicking him away. The anchor thinks that the anchor is not the best blind monk in the world, but Su Gou is!"

"Su Gou!" Luo Sen paused and said loudly: "You are a person who has made a pure contribution to the country's birth rate! You shouldn't be in the e-sports circle, you should go back and be born! Be born again, and keep being born! Continue to contribute to the country's birth rate!"

"puff…"

People nearby had gathered around curiously since the live broadcast began, but when several teammates outside the camera heard this, they laughed so hard that they couldn't control their voices.

As a victim who had been hit hard by Su Gou, A Shui felt unprecedented comfort.

"Brilliant!"

"I only watched him online before, but now that I'm with him... I realize that his awesomeness is something that others can never learn!"

Liu Qingsong commented.

"Indeed, normal people don't have his crazy energy, and those who do are not as unscrupulous as him."

“But I have to say… it’s so fucking awesome!”

"It's fun, but we have to stay away... I'm afraid someone will rush in and hit him, splashing us all!"

Luo Sen: “?”

He turned around and glanced at Yu Wenbo: "Again, B, non, understand?"

"Understand."

Ah Shui nodded obediently.

【Who is next to you???】

[Fuck! Your family members are so sincere to you, and you are playing this game with them, right? Is there a little sister hiding next to you? ]

[I had expected this day to come, but I didn’t expect it to come so soon.]

[Let’s go. I don’t want to play anymore.]

[Boss Luo, tell the truth to the brothers. Did you have any communication with Yu Shuang today? So far, has any young lady added your contact information? ]

【Add contact information? Different every day! 】

"Hey, hey, the barrage haters are too much. Is the anchor that kind of person?" Luo Sen was very unhappy: "It was someone else just now... Do you want to show your face?"

He still asked A Shui and the others.

Because he doesn't care about being "retaliated" during his own live broadcast, Chvoy also sat there without saying anything and just watched, but the others were all familiar faces in LPL, so he was afraid that they might have concerns.

Luo Sen didn't know that his idea was completely unnecessary.

Now that DYG has joined in, are you still afraid of this?
Even with Luo Sen's help, several teammates felt that their future financial prospects were bright... well, in the literal sense.

Luo Sen got approval and turned the camera of his mobile phone.

"Hello everyone... Please support our boss." Yu Wenbo was not nervous in front of the camera, but when he saw the number of people in Luo Sen's live broadcast room, he felt a chill all over his body. His originally casual look immediately became serious, and he greeted them a little unnaturally.

"Hello, everyone." The moment Liu Qingsong saw the camera, he had already stopped smiling and looked indifferent.

"Laoniu, Laoniu didn't come over. He should be resting now."

Luo Sen answered the question in the comments: "And this one wishes him "immediate success" and a chance to make a new start. What's this, family members? Isn't this pure sarcasm? Everyone has their own dreams and is going to be wonderful in their own lives. Can't you just wish him something good?"

"Ma Ge is a professional player and has won the world championship, but you just come up with 'He Who Changed His Career'? And you think he succeeded so quickly. I think you are the one who is wrong!"

"Uh... sorry, I think I called me Ma Ge again. It's a habit, a habit. Sorry."

Luo Sen sincerely apologized, then closed the Weibo post and opened Miaopu: "Alright, I won't say more, and I won't talk less. The anchor originally planned to find a professional team to make an advertising documentary about my brother Ma's stupid operation today after the game, and then put it in the most prominent recommendation position on all platforms, and rotate it for a month first..."

"But seeing how miserable my brother Ma is right now, the anchor is not the type of person to kick someone when he's down, so forget it."

"Of course, there should be some comments... Let the anchor see how my family members comment on my brother Ma? Wow, there are a lot of people."

Luo Sen clicked on the scoreboard of today's opening match, first found his own position, and left a comment: [My dear friend Ma Ge! ]

Then I found Ma Ge's review, and when I looked at the number of people who had rated it, it turned out to be as high as 2+, which shows that he is truly a traffic trendsetter.

"With this flow, my brother Ma can't send it in the future!"

Luo Sen nodded in approval while typing his comments carefully: [Math is not very good, and you can’t do multiplication and division. I suggest you do more division, ÷! ÷ again! ]

"Regarding this evaluation, the anchor actually has the most say."

"I still remember that the anchor and Ma Ge were very close and went to school together. But there was one thing: Ma Ge had brains, but they were like real estate and didn't move much. Do you understand, family? He was very bad at math and couldn't do multiplication and division."

"Once, when doing a division problem, the anchor knew it was wrong after reading it and told him the correct answer: ÷ once, then ÷ again."

"Hey~ Brother Ma listened to what the host said, so he said: OK, I'll do it once, and I'll do it again! As a result, my family members also saw that he has been doing it until now! He even performed so well in the competition, which shows that he really remembered the host's words!"

【"Mago's Best Friend"】

【《The Friendship of Luo and Ma》】

[Hahaha, you have brains, but not real estate, right? ]

[÷ once, ÷ again! ]

[Today's performance can indeed be described as ÷中÷. 】

[Why don't Ah Shui and Liu Qingsong talk more? ]

[Because I’m afraid of being treated as a moving target when I go out. 】

【…】

"People die for the rest of us." Luo Sen stopped the discussion in the live broadcast room. He felt that Ma Ge had been completely nailed to the pillar of shame, and it would not be good to continue talking about it, so he said solemnly: "It is said that no matter how many wrong things a person has done before, but the moment he leaves us, all of this has disappeared."

"Now, Brother Ma is in prison and has lost his job. There is no guarantee that he will make any progress in live streaming... So, I, the anchor, would like to solemnly convey a message to Brother Ma - what I said before was not a joke. If you really can't make it and can't make it, come to me. I am different from Su Gou. As long as you come, I will provide you with food!"

"I, Luosen Media, will always keep a place for you to ride on!"

[Pfft haha. 】

[Luo Sen Media’s designated mount - Lao Ma. ]

[But it is true, everyone knows that Mr. Luo likes to play Plants vs. Zombies, so Mr. Luo must like Melon Shooter! ]

[Melon Shooter Mount]

[This time, it will really transform from a human into a spiritual pet. 】

[Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. This is killing me. Mazi, if you really can't do it, just come. Mr. Luo has enough money to support you with a pair of bowls and chopsticks.]

"I also hope that the family members can pass on the message to the anchor and give a shout-out to him. Although the anchor has always been very positive, there is a saying that goes "killing people is not as bad as breaking the law". This saying will always be valid!"

After Luo Sen finished speaking, he no longer mentioned this topic and moved on to the next live broadcast process.

……

at the same time.

Anti-Luo Alliance Group.

"Have you watched Luo's live broadcast?" Brother Hu asked.

"I saw it and it made me laugh to death." Zao Ge posted.

withdraw.

"I saw it and it made me so angry!" Brother Zao sent it again.

Brother Tiger: "..."

"I wish I could tear his big mouth apart! He's so arrogant after winning one game!" Lao Lin was extremely angry at Luo Sen's "successful" face, mainly because the other party kept cursing him and attacking FPX.

"It's a big deal to win." Lao Tian and Lao Lin had the same opinion.

"Where's the prisoner? Why is he so quiet today? Did he really go to the hospital?"

Only Lao Jin has learned the skills of worldly affairs and finally starts to care about the protagonist of this incident - Xianggua Ma Ge.

"I'm not sure. He hasn't said anything, but he probably didn't go to the hospital. It's unlikely."

Brother Zao privately sent a message to Lao Ma on WeChat: "What do you mean? Show up in the group to stabilize the morale of the troops!"

Lao Ma ignored him.

"Are you there? Speak, everyone is waiting for you!"

"?"

"what's the situation?"

"What's going on!" Lao Ma finally responded, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he had the same melon-like flavor: "Stabilize the morale of the army? Stabilize what morale of the army? I'm already in this fucking state, and you're still trying to stabilize the morale of the army?"

"Do you really think your crappy alliance is an army? Are you a complete idiot?"

Brother Zao was confused and said incredulously: "You scolded me? Are you crazy..."

"What's wrong with scolding you? Did you just say you were joking? Are you laughing at me?! Hong Wen FW, don't laugh at me. I'm done now, but you won't be well either! I'm waiting for the day when Luo organizes your burial ceremony!"

“You…you you!”

Brother Zao’s face turned red!

"You really want to be Luo's mount, don't you?!"

Lao Ma ignored him, but after a while, the anti-Luo group, which had been extremely safe, was suddenly forcibly disbanded.

Tip: Due to reporting, the group chat has been banned.

"what's the situation?"

"what happened?"

"It was fine until now, why was the group suddenly closed?"

Everyone was stunned.

"Laoma has betrayed us! He wants to surrender to the enemy Luo÷! This CS is really awesome!"

Brother Zao sent the message angrily.

Everyone was collectively confused.

(End of this chapter)