Emperor Liu Hong

"Why are you looking for so many girls? Little boy, I'm sure you'll all be surprised!" Liu Hong, who was with Zhao Rao and preparing for the banquet, heard rumors that he was going to have a feast of human flesh, so let him I couldn't help curling my lips for a while, "Nurse, you have to hurry up and train. Otherwise, after a while, you may not know what will happen outside!"

"Your Majesty, don't worry!" Zhao Rao waved the small leather whip in his hand, pointed at the group of Japanese girls and said, "During this time, these little Japanese slaves have all made rapid progress, and they will be able to meet your requirements in a few days. !"

"That's good, that's good." After saying that, Liu Hong happily went back to prepare for other things.

Time passed quickly, and it was time for Liu Hong to treat guests in a blink of an eye.On this day, the invited civil and military ministers came to the palace early, waiting to see the "legendary" dishes.

Those officials expected, and so did Liu Hong.It's just that those officials are looking forward to the delicious food, but he wants to look forward to the wonderful expressions of those officials.Especially those sanctimonious old-fashioned, what kind of expression will they show.

"Dear dears, I know that everyone has been looking forward to this meal for a long time." Looking at the beaming ministers below, Liu Hong happily lived in vain, "But let me tell you, your expectations are right? Disappointed."

"You also know that I have always been very picky about food. Basically, I sneer at those foreign dishes. But I want to tell everyone that this dish is the only exception. I have been looking forward to this dish for a long time. It's just that I haven't had the chance to try it." Having said that, Liu Hong smiled. "But it's all right now, the country of Wa has been defeated by us. This gives me the opportunity to cook this dish. No, I immediately thought of you dear ladies, and I want to have fun with you all!"

Liu Hong's words moved those ministers beyond measure.They all looked at Liu Hong excitedly, and shouted silently in their hearts, "Don't waste your life, serve the food quickly!"

Liu Hong also heard everyone's aspirations.So he beckoned, and the long-awaited dish began to be served.

"Good guy. I can't blame His Majesty for waiting for it for a long time. Not to mention anything else, this plate alone is big enough!"

This spectacular scene of serving food stunned those officials.Just saw the long queue.All of them are grouped by four maids, carrying a huge plate.Under the gaze of those officials.Filed into the hall from the gate of the hall.

"Haha, the good show will be staged soon!"

Liu Hong, gloating over his misfortune, just widened his eyes.Those maids put huge plates one by one in front of those officials.And after those officials saw clearly what was on the huge disk, the expressions of those officials were wonderful.

those young ones.Especially those young military generals, staring at the plate tightly with their eyes wide open, not to mention the excitement.And those civil servants, especially those who are older.His face was flushed from the suffocation, it seemed that Qiao Xuan even turned his face away.

Qiao Xuan is a first-rank minister, and his position is right under Liu Hong's nose.And he was Liu Hong's key focus, so all his actions fell into Liu Hong's eyes.

"Old guy, what are you pretending to be? Isn't it just a naked girl with no clothes on? It's not like you haven't seen it before." Liu Hong is quite clear that this guy is old-hearted. Not long ago when he married the tenth concubine , I still mixed a lot of gifts with him, but now I pretend to be serious in here.For such a person, even his father-in-law, he would tease him, "Qiao Aiqing, what's the matter, but are you not satisfied with the 'plate' in front of you? It doesn't matter, I still have a lot of spares here, If it doesn’t work, you can pick and choose and find the one you are satisfied with!”

If someone dared to tease Qiao Xuan like this, Qiao Xuan would definitely hit him in the face with the sole of his shoe.But facing Liu Hong, he could only endure it, "Your Majesty, I am satisfied, satisfied." As he spoke, his blushing face almost fell to the ground.

Qiao Xuan is a minister of the Ministry of Rites, and he is always serious and serious in front of people.Now that his embarrassing appearance falls into the eyes of other officials, especially those young officials who have been "rectified" by him, let alone that it is funny.

"As long as you are satisfied, as long as you are satisfied." No matter what, Qiao Xuan was already so old, and Liu Hong was also afraid of provoking him to make something wrong.So, I changed the subject, "Everyone, this dish is the famous Japanese dish Human Body Sheng. I think everyone has been waiting impatiently, so let's start."

Those young officials had been waiting for Liu Hong's words for a long time.Now as soon as Liu Hong said start, they began to chopsticks.Of course, there are many dishes that are not the above dishes, but go directly to people.But those who are older are different. They hold up their chopsticks and don't have the nerve to put them down for a long time.Even a generous Liu Shu looks like this.

Qiaoxuan is getting old, and he is still his father-in-law. He is a bit scrupulous about flirting with him, but Liu Shu is different, "Uncle Huang, didn't you go to the palace to urge me to come here a few days ago? But I didn’t eat it. Let me tell you, if this stuff gets cold, it won’t taste good.”

Seeing Liu Hong being funny, Liu Shu shook his head for a while.After all, he is also a prime minister no matter what, and that requires majesty.It doesn't matter if this kind of food is eaten in private, but if he is in such a public place, he will pinch a naked woman around, what is his majesty, and how will he care about people in the future.

However, Liu Hong didn't care about this. He put a rice ball on the naked girl in front of him and put it in his mouth, saying, "Uncle Emperor, don't you think it's dirty? Let me tell you, these Japanese girls are carefully selected." The virgins that come out are carefully washed for 10 to [-] minutes before serving to ensure cleanliness.”

"Your Majesty, my minister, this is, this is..." Liu Shu didn't say anything for a long time.

"Okay, needless to say, I know." Seeing Liu Shu's appearance, Liu Hong almost burst out laughing, "Isn't it just that the emperor is shy, I understand!"

As soon as Liu Hong said these words, many ministers couldn't hold back and sprayed them out.Even those people like Qiao Xuan who have been embarrassing all the time, couldn't hold back.Liu Shu has been the prime minister for so many years, and he is not a fuel-efficient lamp.Seeing this scene, he quickly calmed down.

"Your Majesty, why are you so shy?" As he spoke, Liu Shu also put a rice ball in his mouth, and said, "I didn't eat it just now, but I just thought the Japanese dish was quite creative, and I wanted your majesty to eat it at the banquet." After it's over, just take this 'plate' away, so that you don't have to trouble Your Majesty if you want to eat it later."

"It turned out to be like this, I thought the emperor was shy." Liu Hong smiled after speaking. "But Uncle Huang, you are too dishonest. I kindly invite you to dinner, why do you still pack all the 'plates' back?"

"Your Majesty, isn't it just a 'plate'? You still have so many in your place, so I just give one to my minister. What can I do?"

"Uncle Huang. You said it too lightly. You don't know that I have worked so hard to train these 'plates'." Seeing those ministers listening with their ears stunned, Liu Hong poked him with chopsticks The naked girl in front of her said, "I see, they are people. Now they have been completely trained to be 'plates', no matter how you poke them, they will remain motionless."

Hearing Liu Hong's words, those young ministers.They all poked open with chopsticks.And no matter how they stabbed, it was the same as what Liu Hong said. Now, those ministers became curious, and many people directly asked, "Your Majesty, how did you train?"

"How did you train? Let me tell you, this training took a lot of effort." Hearing those ministers ask, Liu Hong gave them a free hand, "They, in order to be a good 'plate', they must An egg was placed on each of the six points on the naked body, so that after two hours of lying still, the egg remained in place. In addition, during the process of lying still, someone sprinkled cold water on them from time to time. During this period, as long as one An egg slipped off my body and the training had to start all over again."

"No, do you need to be so strict?"

"So strict? Where is this?" Liu Hong curled his lips and continued, "It's just training, and anyone with perseverance can do it. Why do I feel sorry for a 'plate'?"

"Oh, what other conditions are needed?" Hearing Liu Hong's words, Liu Shu asked curiously.

"I tell you that to be a 'plate', first of all, you must be a virgin. After all, we are all people of status, and impure remnants must stay away from us, even if you are a 'plate'. No way." Seeing everyone nodding in agreement, Liu Hong continued: "The second is to have a good appearance, smooth and fair skin, and of course, the most important thing is to have less hair. Everyone knows this!"

Hearing Liu Hong's words, everyone laughed together.

"The next thing is to have a well-proportioned body, not too thin or too fat. Too thin or too fat will affect people's appetite. And in order to be able to make a good 'plate', you have to choose a calm, calm, and patient person. You say , Is it easy for me to pick these 'plates'?"

"It's not easy!" After hearing Liu Hong's words, everyone nodded.

"Actually, these are not difficult!" Seeing that everyone agrees, Liu Hong continued: "Since this dish is a famous Japanese dish, in order to maintain the purity of this dish, it is necessary to use Japanese women as 'plates'. It is really the most difficult thing to do! After all, everyone knows the quality of Japanese women, and it is really not that easy to choose qualified ones!"

"Your Majesty, since this is the case, then you should ask Weichen to take the 'plates' back. Otherwise, these 'plates' are left unused by you, isn't it a pity for your hard work?"

"No? How is this possible!" Liu Hong said: "These 'plates' are all prepared for the Wo Kingdom Pavilion in the Xiaoyao Club. Tomorrow, the Wa Kingdom Pavilion will open, and this human body is the finale of the Wa Kingdom Pavilion. And I have also decided , in order for people to enjoy this delicacy more conveniently, the Waguo Pavilion also provides door-to-door reservation service. As long as you make a reservation, you don’t have to go to the hall to enjoy it.”

"Your Majesty, you still say that you are a humble minister. You are not authentic. You actually advertised for the guild hall by treating guests?"

"What kind of advertisement is this? Next, I will be advertising!" Liu Hong didn't care about Liu Shu's "accusation" at all, and said: "Tomorrow the Wa Kingdom Museum will open, and I decided to auction the first time of the Wa Kingdom Queen."

"Have you heard, this is the first time!" Seeing that everyone was listening intently, Liu Hong said with a lewd smile: "I tell you, you are blessed, the Queen of the Japanese Kingdom is still a baby. The matter of the queen's budding can't be caught up once in many years, everyone, don't miss it!" (To be continued...)