king of unspoken rules

152. The water gun incident

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spn "do you think she's still a virgin?"

"No kidding, she's just—how old is she now?"

"14 years old"

"She was 14 years old..."

"Yes, and her little hormones are already going on like a car siren"[

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"What did you say?" Tang Shu asked in surprise,

"I mean, you have to have a good talk with Cameron when you have time. When he shoots movies, he pursues the real effect too much. Of course, it's not that bad, but it's too dangerous. When I went a few days ago Alize, who plays Dana, broke multiple ribs while filming the scene on the plane, and she is still in the hospital, and she probably needs to recuperate for a long time, which will delay the shooting even more."

George said with some regret. From the resentment in his words, it can be heard that George and Cameron did not get along so happily, but this is understandable. The relationship between the director and the producer representing the investor The relationship between them is very difficult to handle, not to mention that Cameron, the guy who is best at burning money, is simply the enemy of any producer.

These are nothing. After all, Shengtang Film Company is not short of money, and George is also very generous. It seems that what annoys George the most is the safety issue during Cameron's filming.

Tang Shu nodded, and responded, this is indeed a problem. As a director, the pursuit is naturally to achieve the best effect in the film, but it is only a small difference that requires the actors to pay a lot. For Cameron, who is so meticulous Tang Shu didn't know how to answer the question.

After all, the thinking of Tang Shu, a guy who started from plagiarism, is very different from that of ordinary directors.

However, thinking of Alize breaking a rib, Tang Shu also felt a little uncomfortable. Alize, who played the role of Arnold's daughter Dana in the film, seems to be only fourteen or fifteen years old this year, and she suffered such an injury at such a young age. , is really pitiful.

It can be said that being an actor is not so easy, especially those actors who are not well-known and have worked hard to look forward to a role.

Tsk tsk, Tang Shu felt a little regretful, talking about this Alize, but Tang Shu remembered the conversation between A Nuo and his colleagues about his daughter Dana in "True Lies", it was really classic 14-year-old girl , As a father, you have to wonder if you are a virgin?Although it is a movie, it is definitely based on reality.

The social atmosphere of American imperialism is too degenerate

"Okay, you don't have to worry, I'll talk to Cameron later, this guy will get crazy when he starts filming, and, George, talk to the crew and give Ellie Ze provides the best medical conditions." Tang Shu promised,

It seems that even if he didn't want to see fighter jets, Tang Shu would go to the crew of 'True Lies', and just now Tang Shu suddenly remembered some problems in the movie, which seemed to have caused some trouble after the movie was released, since If you think about it, you have to solve it in advance.

"That's good. I used to guess why many producers didn't like Cameron, and they simply thought that it was just that Cameron was too good at spending money. Only now did I understand that when he was filming, the kind of desperateness that was almost war It is the most troublesome thing. If I cooperate with him in the future, I will definitely not be a producer." George said with some embarrassment.

"Haha..." Tang Shu couldn't help laughing in George's rare tone like a resentful woman, and replied after a while,

"Maybe that's why there are so many directors in Hollywood, but Cameron is one of the best."

"Uh, yes, there is one more thing. The shooting of the first season of 'Friends' should not take much time. After Christmas, I am going to shoot a small-budget film. You can ask someone to help me with Nicolas Cage, ask If he has a schedule at that time, tell him by the way that this movie can completely become his transformation work."

After talking casually with George, when he was about to hang up the phone, Tang Shu suddenly remembered something, and said quickly,

For this "Leaving Las Vegas", Tang Shu still attaches great importance to it, not to mention the crown of an actor, and the promotion of his own hotel should also be taken seriously by Tang Shu.And the most brilliant actor in this movie is undoubtedly the leading actor. It can also be said that it is because of Nicolas Cage's performance that he became the best actor. Naturally, Tang Shu will not let this leading actor go. [

Tang Shu also doesn't think that Nicolas Cage will give up this role, not only because of Tang Shu's fame in Hollywood, but more importantly, Nicolas Cage also needs such a role. The role that Cage appeared in the movie before They are all youth idols and rebellious youths, er, although Tang Shu's aesthetics can't find out where Cage is handsome?

There is no doubt that Nicolas Cage does not want to appear in movies with this image all the time. In the memory of Tang Shu's previous life, these two years are the time when Nicolas Cage is seeking transformation, so Tang Shu is sure that Cage will accept this The role, and even his own pay cut is very possible.

Tang Shu still has great confidence in this actor who once swallowed cockroaches with his mouth in the filming of a movie.

"Okay." George happily agreed, and then asked Tang Shu some questions about the preliminary preparations. It was the same sentence, in Shengtang Film Company, the movies made by Tang Shu will always be the most important.

After hanging up the phone, Tang Shu was thinking about something quietly, a wretched smile gradually appeared on his face.But he thought of the problem of "Friends". In his memory, "Friends" has made a female star popular. Jennifer Aniston, the female star who will be popular in the United States and even the world in the future, is officially known because of this "Friends". .

Well, then should I go to the casting, so that I can see Jennifer Aniston in advance, and this TV series has made Jennifer popular, so should she also pay something?Tang Shu imagined it maliciously.

And at this time, Jennifer Aniston seems to be in her twenties, so she deserves Tang Shu to get close to her. However, casting is also very cumbersome, so Tang Shu has been entrusting other people to do it. After all, if Tang Shu had prepared in advance who would be the protagonist, he could contact him directly, and the casting was nothing more than casting a big net to catch fish.

Forget it, leave this matter to others. Well, if it is really like the memory of the previous life, it is estimated that Jennifer Aniston will take the initiative to find Tang Shu by then.

Then it's time to think about how to deal with Jennifer Aniston. It should be very interesting. Tang Shu laughed in anticipation.

Tang Shu's obscene laughter made the two security assistants sitting opposite him a little creepy. They looked at each other and didn't know what to say, but they had a consensus that there must be one or those The girl is about to be unlucky, because the last time they saw Tang Shu like this, it seemed that the girl named Angelina Jolie and Charles Theron had fallen into Tang Shu's hands.

These security assistants have a deep understanding of Tang Shu's ability or means of picking up girls.

Tang Shu's self-control is not for bragging, and he recovered quickly. It can also be said that today's Tang Shu no longer relies on yy to enjoy himself. Yes, and already near the set, Tang Shu will naturally not be distracted. The main problem now is to finish filming this 'Ghost in Disguise' first.

Hey, looking out through the car, Tang Shu let out a cry of surprise. Outside the gate of the studio, the reporter team, fans and some curious tourists were all there, but there seemed to be one scene missing?

Those macho guards?What about those dicks who wear a pair of panties all day and show off their muscles?They come to stand guard outside the studio every day, rain or shine, to protest against Tang Shu, maybe their purpose is to attract those nympho who are dazzled by their muscles?But anyway, why are they not here today?

Could it be that Tang Shu satirized yesterday that the genitals grew on the mouth, and these guys felt ashamed and retreated?Impossible.How could the IQ of these muscle sticks have such a curvature?

well?The U.S. imperialism is too depraved, and there is not even a crime of obstructing morality in the law. This naked protester naked, their skin is really their last layer of clothing

The task of reforming the social atmosphere of American imperialism is heavy and there is a long way to go.

With some doubts, Tang Shu got out of the car, and several security assistants quickly surrounded Tang Shu, lest those reporters with crazy expressions of watching a good show but wanting dissatisfaction rush over.

After getting out of the car, Tang Shu was surprised to see that the ground was wet. Looking at the expressions of the reporters, Tang Shu was a little stunned, as if something good had happened here before he arrived, and the performers were suspicious There are those hunk guards.

Amidst the cheers of the fans, the reporters swarmed up. That kind of heroic gesture was much more sturdy and brave than those American soldiers in Somalia today, and their weapons were suspected to be cameras and microphones.

"Don, did you communicate with the Municipal Council in advance about what happened this morning? Do you think it is legal to use such means to expel those fanatical Madonna fans, and you are not worried that such actions may make those fanatical fans Are the fans injured?" The skinny reporter blushed and shouted almost at the top of his lungs, apparently what happened this morning hit the g-spot of these reporters again.

"Don, have you finally been unable to bear the protests of these fans? Or is it a lie that you said yesterday that you don't care about those people's words at all, otherwise why did what happened this morning? Don't you think that in In front of many tourists, reporters and fans, this kind of thing clearly proves that you are deceiving the public? Also, I want to know why you can order the officials of the Municipal Council to serve you?" [

A reporter from nn looked at Tang Shu with sharp words and said,

nn This group of reporters is worthy of being elites who have even broken through the battlefield of guns and rain. In such a crowded environment, they still maintain their body balance, and maintain a righteous and condemning face.

"Don, I interviewed your fans at the scene before. They thought what happened this morning was very enjoyable. They said that those idiots who mocked and satirized you every day should have been punished long ago. Do you have the same feeling? idea?"

This more polite reporter is suspected to be a media with a relatively good relationship with Tang Shu.

Listening to the messy words of these reporters, Tang Shu couldn't help frowning. Although he guessed something, he didn't understand it very well after all, so at this time Tang Shu was inevitably a little confused and also a little annoyed. Naturally, he was annoyed by those sharp-tongued reporters. .

After waving his hand, the reporters at the scene suddenly fell silent. Of course, these guys still frantically rushed towards Tang Shu, obviously hoping to get a first-hand answer, and the fans who supported him in the distance also calmed down.

"I just got here, and I don't know what happened. According to you, it seems to have something to do with those Madonna's macho guards, and you think it was carried out under my instigation. Is that what you mean?" Tang Shu frowned and looked at the many reporters in front of him, and asked in a very unkind tone, before waiting for an answer, he continued,

"As reporters, do you know the legal definition of framing? Why do you think I ordered it? And you and this nn reporter..." Tang Shu pointed to the skinny reporter who spoke first and the reporter of nn,

"Although I don't know exactly what happened, it seems to be related to the Municipal Council. What did you two say just now? I communicated with the Municipal Council in advance? Did you instigate the Municipal Council? Are you still awake? I What qualifications do you have to instruct the Municipal Council? Do you know what kind of responsibility you will bear if you say such words, or is it that the media you belong to has become accustomed to talking nonsense to frame others? Is it true that nn and the Washington Post have reported in the past? appeared? I reserve the right to sue you"

After finishing speaking, he ignored the pale faces of the two reporters, and turned to look at the other reporters, "Who can tell me what happened just now?"

"That's right. This morning, the city council's sprinkler trucks came to the neighborhood to clean the streets and sprinkle water to cool down the temperature. At the entrance of the studio, the water guns were spraying. Those strong male guards didn't leave in time. Disperse and disappear." The reporter from Shengtang TV very obediently explained to the big boss what happened.

It turned out to be like this, Tang Shu suddenly realized, not to mention, this matter is probably related to him, although he did not arrange it, but thinking of Elena's sneaky discussion with Tang Shi last night, one can guess Find out who did this kind of thing.

Tang Shu didn't feel annoyed or blamed by Elena and Tang Shi for doing such a thing without telling him. Instead, his heart was filled with warmth. Yes, Tang Shu really didn't care about those idiots' remarks, but obviously those idiots were sarcasm Elena and Tang Shi were very annoyed by Tang Shu's words. They suspected that they wanted to vent their anger on Tang Shu, so what right did Tang Shu have to blame?

It is estimated that the person driving the sprinkler and manipulating the water gun is probably a member of the Tang Family Guard?

For a while, Tang Shu felt a little guilty, of course not for those idiot macho guards, but for Elena Tang Shi and the members of the Tang family, suspecting that those idiots satirized Tang Shu, it also made these people feel what they felt, and I guess they have been holding back On fire, does Tang Shu appear to be too magnanimous or boring?

In the future, maybe we should think about the problem more comprehensively. Tang Shu thought in his heart that the idea of ​​humiliating his ministers and dying occupies a very large place in the hearts of Chinese people. Not to mention the Chinese in the Tang Family Guards, even members of other races They were all educated in loyalty since they were young, so they would naturally have some ideas when faced with such a thing.

"Don, I witnessed it with my own eyes this morning. Those water guns were obviously aimed at those Madonna fans consciously. Don't you think there is something wrong with it? Is it because those poor guys satirized and protested against you because of idols, Did it lead to such an ending?" The reporter of nn was frightened by Tang Shufang, and asked,

"You also know that those guys are mocking me?" Tang Shu glanced at NN reporter disdainfully,

"Since they took the initiative to satirize me, I can use legal weapons to defend my rights, but I don't, it's because I don't care about the words of those guys whose brains are completely made of muscles. Since I have the right to pursue them, I don't I don't care, do you think I will still use this kind of method that may be criticized? Please, wake up, is your brain full of muscles? "

"I'm not the mayor. What qualifications do I have to order the members of the municipal council? Is it too hot to make your head dizzy? This is a very simple thing, isn't it? The temperature in Los Angeles is too high this season. There are sprinklers working on any street, but it’s just on this street today, and it’s not like the sprinklers don’t have warning lights. If those guys don’t avoid themselves, how can they blame the staff, let alone me? This should be regarded as a problem that hinders the execution of official duties, and if you are injured because of this, you can only say that you deserve it.”

"Since I have come to this point, and since you have raised such a question, I have something to say." Tang Shu looked at the reporters around him, his burning eyes made some reporters trembling with ghosts in their hearts, more The reporters were genuinely excited. Tang Shu had something to say, which meant that their newspaper sales might soon be out of stock.

These reporters will not sympathize with those unlucky ghosts, such as reporters from the Washington Post and NN, colleagues are friends, aren't they?I am an idiot, and if I provoke Tang Shu, I have to be mentally prepared to be deflated. I don't know how many reporters laughed at those two reporters in their hearts, not to mention the ridicule of those fans.Fans don't care about who is right and who is wrong, they only support idols^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ……………………… v! ~!

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