king of unspoken rules

154. What you need most is a 'splint'!

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"Don, what do you think about the demonstration and humiliation of these Madonna fans?"

"Don, how will you deal with this incident? Do you sue them, or do you have other options?"

"What do you think is the cause of this incident? Do you think it has something to do with Madonna?"

"Don, do you feel that it is because your mouth is too offensive that these people explode like this, and what do you think of these people's views? Have you ever thought about how to prove yourself? After all, in the face of such speculation And humiliation, if you don’t come up with a way to prove it, you will probably be considered guilty...” [

Many reporters frantically asked, and the expressions on their faces were so eager and excited. These experienced guys fully understood that it was just the unexpected situation today, which was enough for various media to publicize for a period of time, and Such news and news are also the readers' favorite, and such performance and performance represent promotion and salary increase.

Is there anything more exciting than this for the money-obsessed nation of the United States of America?

Listening to many reporters' malicious, kind or neutral questions and those guiding words, Tang Shu couldn't help smiling, but the smile was full of irony.

The entertainment circle is such a strange place, full of utilitarianism, darkness and intrigue but with a gorgeous surface, which also makes several people yearn for this mysterious circle, and those stars, who are not famous or not famous enough At that time, what they most hoped for was the pursuit and exposure of many reporters. No matter whether the pursuit was positive news or negative news, what they loved most at this time was the reporter.

But as long as the celebrities reach a certain level of fame, they will have a secret hatred for the reporters. They can't do without them, but they don't want them to get too close. Fear that negative press will ruin their reputation.

So, this circle is so weird and unpredictable.

But Tang Shu is different, he is different from other stars, no, it can even be said that he is different from everyone in this world, because of that mysterious and strange time travel, in the eyes of Tang Shu, except for a few people like Tang Shi , the vast majority of people in this world are just some important NPCs, and Tang Shu doesn't care about their remarks or their evaluations at all.

It seems that the same is true of the previous Tang book, except that the previous Tang book was due to the peculiar reason of logical autism, while the current Tang book is like this because of the strange experience of time travel. The problem, er, it seems that this should also be called a disease, right?

But it’s the so-called shameful guy like Tang Shu, he just wants to live a happy life. As for other people’s thoughts, he doesn’t have the American time to care about it.

Maybe Tang Shu also enjoys the popularity of everyone, but it's just for enjoying, not essential.As for those reporters who are more fickle than j girls, Tang Shu is just playing with them like monkeys.So Tang Shu never took the remarks of the reporters into consideration.

But this doesn't mean that Tang Shu doesn't hold grudges. If he is tricked by a monkey, he will be upset personally, right?So Tang Shu has always recorded those who offended him.

For Lei Feng, he would never explain to others when doing good deeds, he would only write them down in his notes quietly.And Tang Shu faced those who offended him, and he would not make it public. He would only keep it in his heart secretly, and would not retaliate for those who did not know what others knew.

In the crowd of reporters, Turner and others had noticed before that the two big men who wore clothes similar to reporters but had no journalistic temperament had already knocked down the front line, because as early as many reporters went to take pictures of those macho men in demonstrations. At that time, they had already sneaked closer, so their position was already very high. At this time, they were already the closest people to Tang Shu.

Noticing that Turner and the other four security assistants wanted to stop the frenzied reporters, but because of the scope and number of people, the protection of the two people's location seemed weak. This surprised these two guys with ulterior motives. , looked at each other, nodded at each other, and looked at Tang Shu fiercely with eyes full of expectation and banter.

He took something out of his pocket, and the burly man behind Tang Shu, who was unaware of the security assistant, squeezed out of the crowd and rushed towards Tang Shu.

"Ah..."..."Tang, be careful behind..."

The many reporters in front of Tang Shu saw the strong man who suddenly jumped out of the crowd, holding a long strip of objects in his hands, and exclaimed loudly, quickly reminding Tang Shu, and at this time they saw this scene through live TV The audience also exclaimed, staring at the screen intently, not wanting to miss everything that will happen next.

Many fans of Tang Shu saw this scene and were already worried. After all, this scene looked too dangerous. Because of the abruptness, speed, angle, etc., no one had noticed what the strong man was holding in his hand. , but of course, everyone took that as a murder weapon and turned the scene in front of them into an attack.

The brawny man he threw out was as tall and strong as a bear, but Tang Shu, who was only about 1.7 meters tall, looked extremely thin in comparison. Such a confrontation, I guess anyone who doesn't understand Tang Shu will not be optimistic about Tang Shu, no Fans who care less about Tang Shu have already closed their eyes, unable to bear to see the tragedy that is about to happen. [

"Satan bless you bastards, you bastards, don't fall into my hands, fu" Zhang Zhang of the Los Angeles Police Department, who was watching the live TV, felt his eyes go dark when he saw this scene. He didn't faint, and he yelled like a shrew, which shows the entanglement and anger in his heart, and the anger is fierce. If the police chief was at the scene, he would have shot those damn troublemakers without saying a word.

The previous situation had already made the police chief very passive, and now there was another storm of armed attacks, and the target of the attack turned out to be Tang Shu, a celebrity with considerable influence all over the world. A chain reaction, the police chief couldn't even imagine.

At this time, the police chief couldn't care about any position and work issues. As a native of Los Angeles and the convenience of being a government employee, the police chief has a deep understanding of the Tang family, not to mention the Tang family and the United States. Many political figures are connected, and their wealth and private influence alone are strong enough.

The police chief will have to worry about his future if things are not handled properly this time.

"Smith, damn it, haven't you arrived yet? Traffic jam??" The police chief grabbed his hair, trying not to let himself explode, and finally couldn't help it, "fu, what are you doing with long legs? Traffic jam, you guys Won't you run over? Let me tell you, if things get serious this time, you will be unlucky before I am unlucky, you know?"

The chief of police who dropped his phone didn’t dare to look at the TV screen. After hesitating for a while, he still looked at it. As the chief of police, he has seen a lot, and he has seen all kinds of cruel and bloody scenes. It's nothing, but because of the different identities of the people involved in the incident, the situation is quite different

"Finally here" Hearing the wind behind him, looking at the reporter in front of him either in surprise, horror or horror, Tang Shu's heart was filled with trembling excitement and a touch of bloodthirsty feeling. The shadow of the tall and strong man coming over has already shrouded Tang Shu. According to the legend of the smug laugh of the strong man, Tang Shu bent his right arm, his elbow was like a knife, twisted his body, and slammed towards the back.

There was a muffled sound of pain, and the strong man never thought that Tang Shu, who seemed to be panicked and didn't know what to do, would hit him suddenly, and the hard elbow under the support of his abnormally huge strength hit him accurately. After touching his abdomen, the burly man only felt his stomach torn apart, as if several small knives were cutting his stomach. The sharp pain made the burly man roll his eyes, his cheeks full of flesh twitched, and the piece in his hand The murder weapon fell down, and his hands subconsciously wanted to cover his abdomen, and his body bent down.

But Tang Shu didn't give him a chance to relieve the pain in his stomach. He turned around smoothly, his cold eyes swept over the twitching and deformed face of the strong man, grabbed the strong man's hair, and looked down. Pressed down, the knee has already met it hard.

There was a muffled bang, followed by a crisp sound like a cracked bone. The strong man in Tang Shu's hand softened, and he had already passed out, and was thrown aside by Tang Shu casually.

In just a few seconds, a strong and tall adult man who suddenly attacked was thrown aside like a dead dog. His head was covered with blood, and he could clearly see that the bridge of his nose, which should have been straight, was distorted and looked like a dead dog. Abnormal horror.

God..." There were exclamations one after another, and many people around hadn't seen what was going on, only to see that the strong man who attacked Tang Shu had passed out, and Tang Shu had nothing but his knees. Except for a little blood, there was no injury. This is completely different from what everyone imagined.

"Kung Fu Chinese Kung Fu" did not know which reporter suddenly blushed and shouted excitedly.

Tang Shu didn't pay attention to what the surrounding reporters were yelling at all, because the matter was not over yet, just when the strong man from before rushed to Tang Shu's side, and when everyone's attention was attracted, the other guy also took the opportunity to move towards Tang Shu. Tang Shu rushed over.It seems that Tang Shu's evaluation of these macho guards was still somewhat flawed.

At least judging from the actions of these two guys this time, they still have some brains, and they also know how to strike east and west and advance at both ends.But it's a pity that they didn't know that from the very beginning, the two of them existed as mice teased by cats. In their eyes, Tang Shu, who was as harmless as a monkey, was a monster that really existed in this world.

Before he rushed to Tang Shu's side, his previous companion had already been thrown aside by Tang Shu like a dead dog, and when he heard the reporters around shouting "Chinese Kung Fu", this guy suddenly became timid. The "Chinese Kung Fu" frenzy triggered by Bruce Lee in the United States is still fresh in the memory of many Americans.

It's just that all of this is beyond their control, after they rushed out, their fate was already doomed.Just when he hesitated in his heart and didn't know what to do, and slowed down his pace, Tang Shu had already started to move.

With a wrong footstep, the body turned around, facing the strong man who slowed down, his shoulders were pointed at the front, and he stomped his feet, and the whole person bumped into him...

The reporters around who were still exclaiming saw Tang Shu's actions, shut their mouths immediately, and stared at Tang Shu with wide eyes, while Turner and others saw Tang Shu's actions, the corners of their mouths twitched a few times, Ever since Tang Shu started practicing boxing when he was a child, members of the Tang Family Guard who often served as sparring partners or teachers are very familiar with Tang Shu's move. Thinking of the abnormal power and the loss rate of the thick wooden stakes used as props , Turner and others mourned for the strong man.

Under everyone's watchful eyes, Tang Shu, who looked extremely thin in comparison, slammed into the strong man's body, but the effect was jaw-dropping, as if the strong man had been hit by a [-]-yard truck , The whole person soared into the air and crashed into the crowd of reporters not far away. A group of people rolled into a ball and were in chaos, and the strong man passed out before he even made a sound.

The reporters got up one after another, and some unlucky ghosts moaned and rubbed their bodies, their faces wrinkled into balls. I dare to believe that such a big man who weighed at least [-] kilograms was knocked out by Tang Shu.

Seeing the current appearance of the strong man, several knowledgeable reporters looked ashen and muttered to themselves, 'How is this possible?Could it be that this guy was hit by a truck, at least a few ribs were broken...'[

'Is this guy dead?God bless him, how many broken ribs did the wretch have? '

What happened in a short period of time made many people unable to react, making everyone around feel at a loss as to where they were, and when everyone seemed to react, it seemed that the matter was over, not just the scene Everyone, even the audience who watched all this through the live TV broadcast, sat there in a daze, not knowing how to react.

"My God, there are people who dare to commit murder and hurt people in front of the public. Is the social security in our country so chaotic? What are those idiots in the police station doing all day long? There are government officials who take our hard-earned hard-earned money and do nothing to keep us taxpayers safe, damn Democrat liars"

A reporter yelled violently. The surrounding reporters looked at him a little strangely. They have already confirmed that this guy must be a newcomer.

"Damn it, it's too lawful to call the police on these bastards," the rookie reporter shouted angrily.

"Uh, I think they need an ambulance more than a police car." A reporter standing next to the unlucky strong man who was knocked out by Tang Shu Tieshan said with compassion, his tone full of pity, " I'm worried that if this continues, the poor guy will die."

A reporter suddenly thought of something, quickly picked up the camera to take a picture of the two strong men, and then went to Tang Shu to take a picture. The development of the matter was so unexpected that these well-informed reporters were a little stunned I don't know why.

The macho guards who were demonstrating not far away saw the tragic end of the two companions they had placed high hopes on, and they all stared wide-eyed. You must know that they were specially selected in order to avenge Tang Shu and make Tang Shu look ugly. The two strongest guys, if those two strongest guys collapse on the ground, life and death will be miserable.

What made these macho guards even more unbelievable was that the instigator turned out to be Tang Shu, whom they had looked down upon as a monkey. For a while, the simple minds of these macho guards had completely turned into a paste.

The original hoarse shouting suddenly disappeared, and even the portrait in his hand was hanging down softly, with a feeling of strength.

Soon, some reporters noticed the 'weapon' brought by the two murderers who suddenly attacked Tang Shu. Seeing the 'weapon', these reporters were embarrassed and very angry, because the 'weapon' was exactly the same as The props in the hands of the macho guards who demonstrated were the same. The "weapon" of the strong man who attacked first was a mask, but there was a thick, long, pointed, and somewhat curved tongue in his mouth.

The strong man in the back has a belt, but there is a huge male genitalia in front of the belt, uh, like the sex toys used by lace, um, there are some elephant underwear like Crayon Shin-chan... …

Seeing these two 'weapons', the reporters suddenly understood that these two guys just wanted to put these two props on Tang Shu's body and take revenge on Tang Shu as a prank.It's just that their posture and their vicious, domineering, underworld and cruel appearance and actions are too easy for people to imagine the behavior of armed and wounded.

For a while, some reporters sympathized with these two poor guys.It's really pitiful, whoever let them meet Tiebanna, who can imagine that Tang Shu is so tyrannical in fighting.

However, there are also many people who think that these two guys deserve what they deserve, even if it is just a prank, it is unforgivable, because this kind of prank is too bad, if they are really successful, I believe anyone will suffer a lot of psychological harm, after all This place is in front of the public, not to mention live TV, if anyone is successfully pranked by them like this, they probably won't have the courage to appear in front of people.

"Where did the damn police go? Why haven't they come here for so long? These two guys who dared to attack Tang Shu should be arrested quickly and put in prison and never released." Many fans of Tang Shu were vicious scolded,

After everyone sighed, cursed and horrified, they gradually focused their eyes on Tang Shu, who was not far away in a leisurely and calm manner. What happened just now was really incredible. Although everyone was used to the miracles revealed by Tang Shu, Wisdom and body are obviously two existences that have no similarities at all. A genius like Tang Shu who has already shown extraordinary wisdom has just shown his abnormal body again.

How can all this make people not curious and in awe of it?

In the eyes of the audience who are already in front of the TV, Tang Shu's body seems to have a halo around him.They discovered that some people's doubts and malicious speculations were so superficial in the previous period.

Under everyone's gaze, Tang Shu made a movement, and slowly walked to the guy whose nose bone was broken by a knee bump from him, grabbed his request with his right hand, and forcefully, amidst the exclamation of everyone, He actually lifted this strong man over one hundred kilograms above his head with one hand.

Lifting a strong man weighing more than [-] kilograms above his head with one hand, and seeming to be able to speak effortlessly, what kind of strength is contained in Tang Shu's thin body?In other words, what exists under Tang Shu's appearance?Spider-Man or the Hulk? ?

All the people who saw this scene were thinking about this question in their hearts, and many people were still shouting in their hearts,

If Don went to the weightlifting competition, the gold medal would be nothing to anyone else, no matter what weight class it was. '

Seeing the tattoo of the word "strong" on the drooping arm of this strong man, Tang Shu put on a sneer on his face, looked at the group of stunned macho guards, opened his mouth slowly, and said,

Everyone around, no matter if they were reporters, fans or passers-by or even the staff on the set, shut their mouths tightly at this time, ready to hear what Tang Shu had to say. full of awe.

"Strong?? Thick?? Strength?? Impact?? Is that all?"

After every word, Tang Shu stared at the group of macho male guards with burning eyes, shrugged his shoulders with disdain, and shook his head. In such a simple action, there was a taunt enough to make those macho male guards ashamed to death. .Facts have proved that everything they are proud of and used to satirize Tang Shu is nothing more than pediatrics in Tang Shu's eyes, and it is not worth mentioning at all.

Such taunting words even made them more annoyed and painful than directly beating up those macho guards, but it made them very helpless.

"Like your performance, it's worse than spaghetti. The so-called giants in language and dwarfs in action can also describe this situation. Thankfully, you still have the face to boast." Tang Shu said lightly, his words were full of disdain , this narrow-minded guy finally let out a sigh of relief, and vented his sulking from this morning. Tang Shu doesn't know what it means to accept it when it's good.

The more sarcasm on his face, Tang Shu continued,

"Could it be that you are used to 'Viagra' and only wear a pair of underwear, and think you are superman? Or do you twist the dick into small blue pills and take it, otherwise Viagra should not have hallucinogenic effects, you guys This kind of performance can only prove that your hormones are secreted in your mouth, don't be brazen, words like strong can't be seen from your flesh.

If you have no ability to attract women, can you only rely on such wretched and embarrassing actions to gain attention and confidence?Do you think tattooing a few words on your body is useful?Do not make jokes.In my opinion, what you need most is a pair of special splints, so that your male genitalia can be firm, maybe this special splint can save your life, and can make you more confident Go try the adult world”

A moment after Tang Shu finished speaking, a sensitive reporter realized what Tang Shu meant by the splint, his face flushed red and twitched, he didn't know what expression to use to express his inner feelings, g, use a splint?Doesn't that mean these hunk guards can't get erections?It's a really good idea to treat that fracture with a special splint.

Some journalists who are sensitive or like to spoof have already begun to consider submitting this suggestion to various sex products companies. I believe they will definitely not mind adding an article to the company's product catalog.

Well, maybe Madonna should be advised that if his boyfriend uses such a special splint, he won't have to worry about injecting it all and becoming immortal.Believe in this way, Madonna's movie star boyfriend will be much more relaxed, work and family will not be delayed, and Madonna will not have to woo and dissatisfy everywhere

Tang Shu casually threw the stunned man out of his hand, as easily as if he had just thrown a ball.With a bang, everyone was awakened immediately. After such a long time, those macho guards finally understood what Tang Shu said about the splint, and their complexions were livid or red, and they all clenched their fists. , that ferocious look seemed to pounce on Tang Shu at any time.

It's just that Tang Shu's strong combat power just now obviously made them a little scrupulous, and it is obvious that the current occasion is not suitable. Under the gaze of many reporters, if they take the initiative to provoke, it is conceivable that their fate will not be much better, even if these guys No matter how simple the mind is, they understand this problem. These guys are usually not good birds, but they are very clear about these messy problems.

"Sure enough, just like what I said, you guys seem to have all your skills on your lips, and the rest of your body is useless." Tang Shu shook his finger, that look of disdain was really exciting. Under the almost provocative words of the book, some of the macho guards finally couldn't stand it.

"Damn yellow-skinned monkey, don't be too arrogant, it was just a sneak attack just now. Now I will show you how powerful the uncle is." A big man with red eyes gritted his teeth and was about to rush towards Tang Shu.

The surrounding reporters and fans were full of contempt. It was obvious that you were the ones who attacked Tang Shu, but now you said it was Tang Shu's sneak attack. Isn't this confusing black and white?However, seeing that a predictable and absolutely spectacular and absolutely top-notch scuffle is about to begin, these reporters also woke up from the shock brought by Tang Shu just now, and raised their cameras and video cameras one after another to prepare to take pictures.

Of course, there are also some people who seem to have a sense of justice to help Tang Shu.

Not only these journalists with a sense of justice, but even Tang Shu's charming fans rushed over without hesitation. Obviously, they were ready to fight side by side with their idols.But it was obvious that their reactions were a little slow.As early as Tang Shu had dealt with the two men who suddenly attacked, Turner had already ordered the surrounding security assistants to surround him.

Just now is the weapon to make sure that the two hunks are not dangerous, plus knowing Tang Shu's ability, that's why they let those two idiots go and let Tang Shu beat them up to vent their anger, but at this time, they They can't follow Tang Shu's meaning anymore, their duty is not to hurt Tang Shu in the slightest.

The four security assistants of Tang Shu, plus the twelve security assistants recruited by Turner, just the momentum of the sixteen security assistants standing together is eye-catching. Professionals are always professionals, let alone the Tang family. The members of the guards had all experienced actual combat, and those selected to protect the safety of the Tang family were all top-notch.

Even with bare hands, these sixteen people would not care about these macho guards, not to mention that they are all equipped with weapons.

In addition to these security assistants, the staff of Shengtang Film Company, the security personnel on the set, and even the actors of the "Ghost in Masquerade" crew grabbed their weapons and rushed out. Well, Jim Carrey was holding a gun Putting the folding chair of the king of weapons, he stood aggressively in front of Tang Shu, staring angrily at the macho guards who were ready to move.

As a result, the number of macho guards seems to be less. Although these guys are simple-minded, they are not stupid, and they hesitate for a while.

Seeing this scene, Tang Shu laughed, and shook his head a little helplessly. It seemed that there was no way to have a quick fight today.Although today's Tang Shu is not as violent, self-destructive, and bloodthirsty as the previous Tang Shu, but his body is already very abnormal, and he has also learned Chinese martial arts, so he inevitably has the desire to show his skills, but look at it. It looks like there's not much chance

Competing with the security assistants is just a discussion, and you can't find the pleasure of actual combat.

When the momentum was a little stagnant, several sharp whistles sounded, followed by a burst of chaotic footsteps, a group of sweaty policemen appeared, and quickly ran over, shouting incessantly, the target was the group Macho Guard.

Seeing this scene, some unscrupulous reporters and some unscrupulous viewers lamented in their hearts that there was no good show to watch, while more people were relieved. After all, it is better than making things worse. People don't care if you're a reporter or whatever. m! ~!

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