One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 160 Luke's Slacking Off

"It's fun to slack off for a while, it's fun to keep slacking off, it's so exciting, so high." Luke hummed a slacking tune he made up as he staggered down the street.

"Where should I go today?" Luke wandered around bored for a few rounds and found that there was really nothing to do.

"How about going back to sleep?" Luke scratched his head. His life had become more and more boring recently. Because of Wano Country's policy of isolation, the people had become more xenophobic and ignorant. The beasts dared not take too big a step to prevent changes, and all kinds of strategies could only be implemented slowly. The giant snake hid in the Flower Capital and dared not go out. The daimyos also let the beasts do whatever they wanted for the time being. Luke and his friends really had nothing to do for these twelve hours.

"Forget it, let's go back." Just as Luke was about to go back to see if there was anything fun going on with Quinn and Louis, a shout interrupted Luke's actions.

"Help! The mountain god is angry!"

"Run! Run!"

Countless people ran past Luke with exclamations one after another, and Luke looked behind these people. In the billowing smoke and dust, white hair was extremely obvious.

"What is that?" Luke squinted his eyes and looked at it. "Wild boar?"

"Run! The mountain god is angry!" A man dressed as a warrior saw Luke still standing there, and immediately stepped forward and tried to pull Luke to run together.

"Mountain god? Isn't that just a big wild boar?" Luke had also seen the world. This wild boar was just a little bigger, far smaller than the group of wild elephants they encountered that year.

"Don't be ridiculous! That's the mountain god!" The warriors were furious when they saw Luke. It's not like they haven't seen wild boars before, but look at the size of this wild boar. How could it be an ordinary wild boar? It must be a god!
"Run! Quickly - ah, it's over." The warrior looked at the mountain god who was so close to him and sat on the ground in despair. He shouldn't have cared about this person. Now it seems that my life is over!

"Hey, you're a good guy, much better than those so-called warriors I met before. Let's have a drink together later." Luke looked at the warrior with a smile. Indeed, compared to those warriors who thought they were superior, the one in front of him would actually stop to help him, a completely unrelated person, in a critical moment. To have such an idea was not bad no matter how you looked at it.

"Be careful!" In the warrior's opinion, the person in front of him had gone crazy, but when he saw the mountain god rushing towards him, he still shouted out unconsciously.

"Bang!" Luke pushed his hands out and directly held back the mountain god who was charging forward. Luke's body quickly grew taller, with long hair covering his entire body and his face elongated, turning into a giant sloth beast over ten meters tall.

"You're quite strong! But, don't underestimate the power of the ancient giant sloth ahhhhh!!!" Luke loosened his hands, allowing the mountain god to crash into him directly, but Luke stood still, stretching his claws forward, grabbing the mountain god's fangs, his muscles tensed instantly, and the armed color domineering covered his entire body.

"Get up!" Luke pulled his claws upwards suddenly, lifting the mountain god's hind legs off the ground.

"Watch out! The red dragon is stirring the sea!" Luke opened his mouth wide and stuck out his abnormally long tongue, which directly tied up the mountain god whose body was several times bigger than Luke. No one knew how Luke could stick out such a long tongue. Maybe devil fruits are just such unscientific things.

“Oh-la-oh-la-oh-la-oh!” Luke flicked his tongue and swung the mountain spirit into the air like a gymnastics ribbon, stirring the force so much that it created a storm.

"Go!" Luke instantly released the restraints, and the dizzy mountain god floated away from the street, floated away from the village, and fell heavily on the open space outside the village with his four legs in the air. His eyes were full of circles and his body twitched from time to time. "Throw, throw, throw away, mountain god?! You defeated the mountain god? ! ! You actually defeated the mountain god? ! ! ! "The warrior could no longer control his prostate. He just couldn't bear to see a person being trampled to death by the mountain god. He didn't expect that the other party was such a strong man.

"It's very strange, isn't this just a big wild boar? There are not many of them in the outside world, but they are not rare either. It's really strange here." Luke looked at the warrior in front of him who was about to kneel down to him, and said with some confusion. After all, after seeing the Lord of the Elephant, the people of the Beasts have developed a resistance to giants. Let alone, the Azure Dragon transformed by Kaido is 100 meters long, and Quinn has successfully broken through 150 meters after years of training. The Suzaku transformed by Lily has an ultimate wingspan of meters. Whether it is Jinx or Dai, they can all become huge monsters with a body size of over , but no one usually does that. For example, Kaido's most common body length is to meters. That's right, he can change size at will!

"What a big wild boar! Have you ever seen such a big wild boar? Wait, that's not right! The mountain god is not so small! This is not the mountain god! This is the mountain god's child!" The warrior reacted in horror. The mountain god just now was only as tall as two stories. The real mountain god could swallow a house in one bite. The size was wrong!
"Hum! Hum! Hum!" At this moment, the "mountain god" who had just fainted had woken up and let out an earth-shaking cry, which sounded like a cry of grievance.

"Hmph, roar!" Along with the cries of the "Mountain God", roars like muffled thunder sounded in the distance, and a white hill appeared along with the sounds.

"There, there, there, that's the real mountain god! Run, run!" The warrior's eyes almost bulged out, and he had no control at all. With a burst of heat and humidity, the warrior crawled backwards with weak hands and feet. Yes, crawl, because he could no longer stand up and could only crawl.

"Don't be impatient. Hey, wait a minute. I told you I would treat you to a drink. Why are you in such a hurry to leave?" Luke grabbed the warrior, lifted him up and said jokingly.

"Let me go, let me down, I still don't want to die, you, you are crazy, crazy!" The warrior had been scared silly by the mountain god. After being picked up by Luke, his hands and feet were still swinging like freestyle.

"Oh, don't worry, it's okay. It's also this big guy's bad luck. Boss Kaido seems to have drunk too much. This big wild boar is so unlucky." A Zu looked up at the sky and began to mourn for this so-called mountain god in his heart.

"What bad luck? I'm unlucky to meet you today! I shouldn't have been kind earlier. It's over, it's over, I'm dead today. I'm the only child in my family. What will happen to my family if I die? I'm not married yet, and I don't have any children yet!" The warrior had given up struggling and began to howl to the sky, lamenting his life, starting from his childhood, about whose window paper he had hit, whose field he had peed on, and he talked in such detail that even Luke was a little surprised that a person could say so many words at such a fast speed and with such clear pronunciation.

"Okay, stop talking. We won't die. Look up." Luke grabbed the warrior's head and made him look up. He saw a shadowy figure in the clouds, as if there was some huge creature.

"That, that is!" The warrior looked at the sky in shock, not knowing what to say. He was shocked more today than in his entire life.

"The captain of the Beasts Pirates, my captain, the man who will completely change this world, Kaido!"

"Uh-huh, what is this? Uh-huh, it's quite interesting. Come and try my move, hot breath!" In his complete form, Kaido, with a body length of 900 meters, exhaled a breath of hot air, and a mushroom cloud rose instantly. The poor mountain god was roasted till cooked through without even making a sound.

"Is he dead? That's meaningless. Let's go. Boring." Looking at the mountain god who was destroyed in one blow, Kaido shook his head in boredom and left with a smell of alcohol.

"Ahhh, Boss Kaido is drunk and has grown so big. It seems we have to go back late. Don't be affected by the aftermath of the quarrel between Boss Kaido and Sister Lily. Come on, I'll treat you to a drink." Luke muttered a few words in a low voice, turned to the samurai and said, but the samurai did not answer him.

"Hey! No way! How did you faint? Hey, you peed, don't, don't foam at the mouth! Doctor! There's no doctor here! Wake up!"

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