One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 186 Roger and Whitebeard are dumbfounded

"Fruit dance?" Whitebeard and Roger were completely dumbfounded. What the hell is a fruit dance? Although Oden, that bastard, is not a decent person and does some weird things all the time, he still has dignity. Why did he suddenly do a fruit dance? Did he have no regrets after traveling to the final island and started to let himself go completely?

"Kaido, what is going on?" Whitebeard asked with a frown. He couldn't believe that the man he regarded as his younger brother could do such a thing.

"I want to know what's going on, too! Do you think I want to see an ugly, stupid girl dancing naked on the street? My sexual orientation is normal, and compared to you bachelors, I have a wife and children! Who wants to know how this thing came about?"

Kaido was actually even more speechless than them. After all, Kaido had never worked with Kozuki Oden. His understanding of him came from the fact that this guy was recognized by Whitebeard and Roger. At first, he thought that such a person should be a figure, but when he learned about this guy's actions, Kaido was even more dumbfounded than them. You are brothers with such a fool? Am I crazy, or are you crazy?

"Well, I, well, I'm not sure either." Roger also stuttered a little. After all, this matter was really too strange. Roger considered himself knowledgeable, but this was something he had never seen before.

"Well, I..." Whitebeard didn't know whether he should go or not. After all, this thing was really too embarrassing. If he told his children, let's go and bring Oden back, and then got there and saw Oden dancing on the street, Whitebeard himself felt that he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

"How about this, Kaido, for our sake, try to spare his life. If it is really impossible, then please spare one of his family members, okay?" Roger felt like his mouth was sealed and he felt ashamed.

"That's fine. After all, I can guarantee that the wife and children will not be harmed. Of course, if this guy's wife and children are of the same character and continue to do those things, don't blame me." Kaido thought about it and felt that this proposal was not bad. He nodded to accept it.

"Okay, I know about your stuff, and personally, I agree with it." Seeing that Kaido agreed, Whitebeard didn't say anything more. In fact, Whitebeard had some admiration for Kaido. After all, his hometown was constantly exploited, and in the end it couldn't pay the heavenly gold, so it was kicked out of the member countries, and then it was plundered by rounds of pirates and became what it is now. If there was a group like the Hundred Beasts to help them at that time, perhaps many people would not have died. If that were the case, perhaps Whitebeard would still have his real family and real children.

"Okay, then it's settled. If this guy is really so ungrateful, I will tell you after he dies. Now I'm leaving. Here's the wine." Kaido didn't want to stay any longer under the current circumstances, so he turned around, jumped up, turned into a blue dragon and left.

"I didn't expect you would agree to my proposal." Roger looked at Kaido flying farther and farther away, and said to Whitebeard beside him.

"Everyone has their own choices, right? What Kaido did was right, but standing in Oden's position, he couldn't have the final say in everything. His identity, subordinates, and so on, too many things were dragging him forward, and Oden was a guy without his own opinion." Whitebeard sighed helplessly. He really wanted to save Oden's life, but in the current situation, he couldn't risk his child's life to die.

This is different from the Marineford War decades later, when Oden never came back after leaving. In fact, for the pirate group, Oden was a betrayer. Even though they knew that Oden, that idiot, had no such idea in his mind, the fact that he didn't have this idea did not conflict with his actions. Fighting a losing war for someone who betrayed the pirate group was not a condition that Whitebeard could accept. Most importantly, the affairs of Wano Country had nothing to do with him, and he could not sacrifice himself for it.

"Yes, Oden is a guy without his own opinion, but once he makes up his mind, nothing can change his mind. It's useless for us to say more now. I'm leaving Newgate too. I wish you can sail forever." Roger glanced at Whitebeard, then while Whitebeard was still thinking, he picked up the unopened jar of wine and ran away.

"Leaving so soon? Roger... Wait! Put down the wine!!!" Whitebeard, who was originally a little sad, turned around and saw Roger running away. He was immediately furious and chased after him with Kurogane Kiri in hand. "I'm about to retire! It's just a jar of wine, what's the use of giving it to me! You can still buy more!" Roger shouted while running away.

"Not so good! This wine is extremely expensive. If I had the chance to drink it to my heart's content, I would have to be a fool to buy it myself!" Whitebeard kept holding onto Roger's back and kept reaching out to grab the jar of wine.

The two of them kept quarreling until the evening. Due to physical reasons, Roger, who was unable to run, announced his surrender. Of course, this guy would not be so honest. He slapped open the seal and stuck his head in to take a few sips. His meaning was very clear: I can't give it to you. We can only split it equally. When Whitebeard saw that Roger was acting like a rogue, there was nothing he could do. The two of them started drinking on the spot. As for the members of the Whitebeard Pirates on the ship?
Sorry, Whitebeard chose to ignore the wine in front of him.

Kaido was a little depressed after returning to Onigashima. It was not because of the matter of Kozuki Oden. This guy was not worth Kaido's trouble, but he began to regret pretending to be magnanimous. He should have taken the unopened jar of wine away. Lily didn't know anyway, so it would be better for him to find a place to drink it secretly and come back. Why was he pretending to be polite? It was so stupid, so stupid.

As Kaido was thinking, he unconsciously slapped himself a few times, which scared Yamato, who was playing glare-eyed with Zhizhi next to Kaido. He blinked unconsciously. Zhizhi was overjoyed when he saw this. He jumped up and drew himself directly on Yamato's face with a marker, and then laughed happily.

"Bad dad! Because dad lost again!" Yamato ran to Kaido angrily and kicked Kaido on the ankle, but Kaido did not react, but Yamato himself was shocked and hurt.

"Well, you are still too young, Yamato. When you grow up a little bit, you will start training." Although Yamato's kick caused no damage to Kaido, Kaido still noticed Yamato, picked him up and said with a smile.

"Lulululu, when the time comes I will go to my mom for training, not my stinky dad. My stinky dad only likes to beat people. Last time I saw you beat sister Xia Ji so hard that her eyes turned black." Yamato made a face at Kaido and said.

"Wait, what did you call Xia Ji just now?" Kaido didn't care that Yamato said he didn't want to train with him. After all, when the training really started, Yamato wouldn't have the choice. But Kaido's way of addressing Yamato was a bit strange. Xia Ji called herself Kaido "Big Brother" and Yamato called Xia Ji "Sister". Wow, now they are on the same level!
"Sister? Last time I met Sister Xia Ji, I called her Aunt Xia Ji, and then I saw that her face was very unhappy. She said that from now on, I must call her Sister Xia Ji, not Aunt. Dad, Mom said that adult women should be called Aunt, and the elderly should be called Grandma. Did I call them wrong? Why does Sister Xia Ji look so angry?" After all, Yamato is not even three years old. He doesn't understand many things about human relationships. He just feels that he has done everything his mother taught him. Why would she be unhappy? Could it be that Sister Xia Ji is not an adult? Mom said that only women who are not adults can be called sisters, but I asked Uncle Taylor, and Uncle Taylor said that Sister Xia Ji has been an adult for a long time?

"Well~, about this aspect? Women generally don't like others to think they are older. You will understand this when you grow up. Anyway, you know that what you learned is correct, it's just that Xia Ji doesn't like it." Kaido didn't know how to explain these things to Yamato. After all, Kaido himself is the type of steely straight man. It would be too difficult for Kaido to think about these twists and turns.

"Oh, I see. What I did was right. Next time I will call Xia Ji Auntie, and I will tell her that she was wrong and she should apologize to me!" Yamato nodded seriously, but Yamato's words made Kaido feel helpless. Why did he feel that his daughter was easy to get beaten?
"Yamato, you should just call her sister. Mom should have told you to respect other people's ideas, right?" Kaido forced a smile and said in a tone that was extremely inconsistent with his character.

"Yes, mom also said to respect other people's ideas. Okay, let's call Xia Ji sister next time." Yamato thought about it and found that Kaido was right. He nodded and made a promise. This also made Kaido feel relieved. He didn't want his daughter to have conflicts with his subordinates. This was too bad. It made him feel headache just thinking about it.

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