One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 302 Jesus

"Restaurant, where is the restaurant? Where is it?" Shanks has gone completely crazy. Nothing is more important to him now than eating, food!!!
"Huh?" Jesus' head was full of question marks. Aren't these people pirates? Why do they look like starving ghosts? Their eyes are all glowing green. What happened?

"Well, we are pirates, but not the kind that kill and rob. We have been out of food on the ship for several days. There is no restaurant. We will pay!" Shanks looked at Jesus Bu's confused face, and tried his best to use his brain that was controlled by hunger. He barely guessed the reason and explained immediately.

"Oh, so, then you guys come with me. We are a small village, there are not many restaurants, but my family opened a tavern, so we can buy some food." Jesus looked at the people in front of him, all with pale faces, and guessed what was going on, but he did not relax his vigilance. Now these people are hungry and it is not obvious, what if they make trouble after eating? First take them to his home, let Banchina go out in the name of buying things, there is a pile of strong liquor in the basement of his tavern, if these guys dare to mess around, then he will order these liquors, with the help of the distiller, and everyone will die together!

"Okay, okay, anything is fine as long as we have food. Which direction? Let's go!" Shanks really couldn't care less about so many things at this time. A group of people just pushed the Jesus cloth towards the village.

"Wrong, wrong! Over there! Over there!" Jesus Bu was carried forward by them and could only shout loudly. It was the first time he discovered that pirates were so scary. These guys with green eyes made people scared from the bottom of their hearts. Following Jesus Bu's voice, everyone in the Red Hair Pirates immediately ran in another direction. Even Beckman let go of his reserve and ran fast. He was actually very hungry, not to mention that he was carrying Buggy on his back.

"Bang!" The poor door of the tavern was knocked open, and a pointed-nosed woman with hair color between dark green and black looked at the people rushing in with a confused look on her face.

"Is there any food? Is there any food? Is there any food?" Shanks rushed directly to the woman and asked.

"Ah?" This woman was none other than Jesus' new wife, the future mother of Usopp - Bankina. The expression on her face at this moment was exactly the same as Jesus's just now. She had no idea what the red-haired guy in front of her and the group of people behind him were doing.

"Banchina, these guys are starving. Do you have anything to eat at home? Give them some food first. They will pay." Jesus Bu finally got away from the crowd and walked towards the kitchen with Banchina in his arms. At the same time, he shouted to the red-haired people behind him, "Wait a minute. I'll get you some food."

"Okay!" Red Hair and others responded instantly and waited for dinner to start.

"Jesus Bu, what's going on?" After arriving at the kitchen, Banchina immediately pulled Jesus Bu over and asked.

"These guys are pirates. They must have been hungry for quite some time. Now they are clamoring for food. I wanted to resist them at the dock, but they were too fast and I couldn't catch them in time. I could only take them home. Now listen to me, is there enough food at home?" Jesus Bu asked after briefly explaining the situation.

"There are still some, but I'm afraid it's not enough for so many people." Banchina thought for a while and said, after all, this is a tavern, and few people come here to eat. Even if they do eat, they would at most order fried rice or bread to fill their stomachs, so there is not much food preserved here.

"Okay, then when you go out you can tell them that they are running out of food and need to buy some. I will hold them back while you go find people in the village. I have asked the fisherman Toth to go to the village to warn them, so you go find the people in the village." Jesus said as he rummaged through the bread in the kitchen.

"What are you going to do then?" asked Banchina while helping Jesus Bu search.

"I'm fine, don't you still believe me? I'm the best sniper in the world!" Jesus smiled proudly and started to brag directly, but this did not reassure Banchina, because unlike Usopp, Jesus didn't particularly like to say that he was the best sniper. He would only say it to cheer himself up when he was nervous. Banchina knew him too well and knew that once Jesus said this, it meant that he was unsure, just like when he proposed to her, five out of ten sentences were about being the best sniper.

"Jesus, don't take any risks. Why don't you go to the village with me?" Banchina said anxiously.

"No, these pirates are not so easy to fool. They may look nothing now, but that's because they are too hungry. They can't just watch us all leave, so you have to go out, Bankina. Of course, think of something good. Maybe these pirates are different and they don't intend to hurt anyone." Jesus said with a smile. "Don't be ridiculous, Jesus, I can't leave you here alone. Don't think I don't know what you are thinking. You don't plan to let me call for help. Do you want to ignite all the liquor in the cellar and blow up the distiller?" As the saying goes, two people can sleep in the same bed. Bankina instantly guessed what Jesus wanted to do, and Jesus' smile froze on his face.

"I, well, I." Jesus Bu was speechless for a moment. He didn't expect that his plan would be discovered by Banchina so quickly, which made him not know what to say.

"Cough cough." Just as the two were struggling, a cough sounded from beside them, which scared them both. They turned around at the same time and saw Beckman standing there without knowing when.

"You heard it all!" Jesus Bu's hand unconsciously touched the flintlock at his waist. Now he was ready for a desperate fight. Although the guy in the world line was an irresponsible person, he still had to consider the situation. Jesus Bu at that time already had a child, and the current Jesus Bu had just been married not long ago. As everyone knows, newly married men and men with children are two different creatures.

In addition, Jesus Bu has no idea about the situation of the Red Hair Pirates. All he sees is a group of desperate and hungry pirates. Naturally, he would not have the idea of ​​going out to sea together.

"I heard you, but I assure you, we really don't plan to do anything to this village. We just come here to eat. This is the meal money. If you can't use it, please buy food for us directly. Thank you." Beckman said, and took out the 150 million Baileys that Buggy had hidden with great difficulty. It must be said that their pirate group really can't save money. Not to mention Shanks' stupid operation, the expenditure on food alone accounts for 150% of the total expenditure of the entire pirate group. It is rare for Buggy to get million Baileys from this. After all, they don't rob houses, but rely on treasure hunting everywhere to increase their finances. They are the type of people who rely on luck for their livelihood.

"You guys, are you really here for dinner?" Jesus was a little dumbfounded. Could it be that he had some kind of prophetic talent? Could a joke he made be true?

"It's true. Please bring us some food soon. We've been hungry for a week." If Beckman hadn't been born with facial paralysis, he would probably be in tears now. He was the best off, thanks to Bucky who gave him some of his food, but he had also been hungry for three days.

"Okay, life and death are determined by fate, and wealth is determined by God. You take the bread first, Banchina, you make fried rice for them, and I'll go see if there is anything else to eat." Jesus Bu didn't know whether what Beckman said was true or not, so he could only take a gamble. He stuffed all the bread in his hand into Beckman's hand and said.

"Thank you." Beckman grabbed a piece of bread and stuffed it into his mouth without caring about his face, then turned around and quickly walked out of the kitchen. Although there were not many breads, it could at least be enough for everyone to fill their stomachs. Fortunately, there were not many people on their boat.

"Jesus, do we really have to believe them?" asked Banchina.

"Let's give it a try and see what happens. If something really happens, we'll fight it out." Jesus said as he opened the bag of rice.

"Okay, then you help me wash the rice, and I'll go borrow some food from Aunt Susan next door." Banchina, who was not sick, was also a strong woman. She tied her hair up and started to get busy.

At the same time, everyone in the tavern was fighting for the bread, and the little bit of bread didn't even last a minute before it went into everyone's stomach. Beckman finally left two pieces for Bucky, who was completely out of strength, and pulled him back from the brink of life and death.

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