One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 305 Metaphysical Shooting
"How on earth did you do it! There's no way this gun can shoot that far!" Shanks grabbed Jesus' shoulder and shook him wildly. Although the bullet flying past him was relatively slow, it still had a certain degree of lethality. This was simply impossible.

"Let go! Shanks is about to be shaken unconscious by you!!!" Buggy was quick to grab Shanks, but poor Jesus was seeing stars because of Shanks' shaking. If Beckman hadn't rushed forward to catch him, Jesus would have definitely fallen to the ground.

"You bastard! You always hit me so hard! Be careful, you bastard!" Buggy punched Shanks in the face.

“What did you say! Buggy!” Although Shanks knew that he was wrong, facing Buggy, he didn’t want to admit defeat at all and immediately retorted.

The two of them started fighting like little kids, punching and kicking each other, without using any abilities, just gouging eyes, poking nostrils, pulling hair, no better than a fight between gangsters. However, everyone in the Red Hair Pirates was used to it, as their captain and vice-captain did this every day, and no one even went up to break up the fight. Anyway, the two of them saw that no one cared about them, so they ended it themselves after a while. They were now more curious about how Jesus Bu was able to hit such a far target with an old-fashioned flintlock rifle. This kind of novelty was what they were more curious about.

"Are you feeling better?" Beckman watched Jesus' eyes gradually focus until Jesus slowly came out of the dizziness.

"Ah, it felt like I was thrown into Aunt Susan's hand-held tumble dryer. I almost vomited." Jesus stroked his chest gently, calming his churning stomach and dizzy head. He felt that if someone hadn't stopped Shanks, his brain would have been shaken yellow. This guy was unexpectedly strong.

"Drink some water and calm down." Beckman took out a kettle and handed it to Jesus Bu. Jesus Bu waved his hand and stood up with the help of Beckman.

"Cough, cough, eh—pfft." Jesus spat, stomped his feet twice, jumped up and down a few times, and finally felt better.

"Okay, let me tell you what happened. It's actually very simple. I calculated each of my attacks in advance. I fired seven shots in total. The first bullet had the highest arc and the slowest speed. Then I calculated the landing point based on experience. The remaining six shots would meet the first shot at the same time. The kinetic energy of the six bullets would be added to the first bullet, so the kinetic energy would be enough. If I had two guns, it might be easier, but with only one gun, I can only do this much." (It shows impossible, but this is Pirates)

Jesus explained casually, but the others were dumbfounded. Is this really possible? Are they dreaming?

"Too strong, you're right, I'm really no match for you." The red-haired pirate who wanted to compete at the beginning simply admitted defeat. After all, Jesus's gun skills were already metaphysical. Such a thing had never been heard of before. Was there any need to compete? He couldn't do it at all!

"By the way, should we ignore those two over there? Aren't they your captain and vice-captain?" Seeing the crew members of the Red Hair Pirates surrounding him and exclaiming, Jesus Bu had to remind the people present that it seemed that Shanks and Buggy over there were still fighting, and it was getting more and more intense, and they had started biting people.

"Don't worry about them. As long as they have enough food, they are always like this. You'll get used to it. As long as you don't care about them, it will be over after a while." Lazi Lu was still gnawing on the meat in his hand. He was afraid of eating too much when he was hungry, and this time he was even more hungry, so naturally he had food in his hand all the time.

"The captain and the deputy captain are friends who grew up together. Although they look like this, they actually have a very good relationship. As long as one of them decides on something, the other will hardly object, unless there are special circumstances. For example, Deputy Captain Buggy is now working with us to put on a show for Captain Shanks to teach Captain Shanks a lesson. By the way, is there a place to buy things in your village? We have a batch of goods to sell." Beckman said to Jesus while smoking a cigarette.

"What goods?" Jesus Bu instantly perked up. Although he felt that the people in front of him were very suitable for him, they were pirates after all. What exactly were the goods that pirates were talking about? Could it be contraband? Or some treasure from murder and robbery?

"Don't think too much. They are just some specialties from the West Sea. We plan to sell them and exchange them for money and supplies for our journey. You can see that if we don't sell those things, we will only have more than one million Baileys left, which is not enough for us to continue our journey. We need money. Don't worry, we won't force you to buy or sell. In fact, our money comes from treasure hunting on the road, fighting other pirates who actively attack us, and Vice Captain Buggy's speculation. The biggest source of money comes from Vice Captain Buggy's speculation. Among all the people on the ship, only Vice Captain Buggy has some business sense."

Beckman was somewhat helpless. Although he would be known as one of the smartest people in the world in the future, business was not something that could be done simply by being smart. Like mathematics, it required talent. It was not just about being able to calculate and shout. You had to learn all kinds of things. For example, something that was very common on a summer island, no one would even look at it, but it could be sold at a sky-high price on a winter island! Bucky had this talent. He could easily see the value of something and then find the right time to sell it. However, this time, the West Sea specialty was not originally intended to be sold here. After all, Luo Village in the west was just a small village. There were not many wealthy families and rich people. Many things could not be sold at a high price here, but they could not not sell them because they were too short of money now. Moreover, their ship needed to be repaired. Now the ship was really about to collapse. He had endured too much. Except for the keel, almost all parts of his body were injured.

"Oh, can you let me see it? You know we are just a small village and everyone doesn't have much money. It is rare for you to take out millions of Beli in one go. Of course, it is even rarer to eat the equivalent of hundreds of thousands of Beli. But we are not without rich people on the island. There is a rich man on the top of the mountain in the center of the island. If your things are rare enough, he might buy them. After all, he is a nice person and often helps people in the village." Jesus rubbed the stubble on his chin, thought for a while and said.

"Okay, it's not a dangerous item anyway, so it's okay to take you to have a look. It would be even better if someone who knows about it could eat it in one bite, so we don't have to work hard." Lazi Lu tore off the last piece of meat and said, holding the remaining bone in his mouth.

"Let Vice Captain Buggy do it. We don't know much about this, so we might as well end up losing money." Beckman thought for a while and said. No one else had any different ideas about his proposal. After all, they knew their own business. Ever since they saw Buggy's fancy words and sold the things they bought for fifty berries at a high price of ten thousand berries, and the other party was very happy, thinking that they had made a great bargain, everyone on the Red Hair Pirates' ship conceded that they were not good at business, at least compared to Buggy, they were completely incapable of business.

"Let's go! Captain Buggy! Lieutenant Captain Shanks! We're going to sell things!" Beckman did not forget to act. He turned around and changed his words instantly when he called Shanks and Buggy.

"Here we go! Bastard Shanks! Let go! Do you still want to be hungry?" Buggy replied, then pushed Shanks' face away with force.

"You kicked me one more time, I want to kick you back!" Shanks kept adjusting the angle, trying to kick Buggy's butt.

"You bit me one more time, and we didn't say we would bite you back!" Bucky said angrily.

"That's because you didn't return the kick! It's none of my business! I must return the kick anyway!" Perhaps stimulated by the name Beckman, Shanks started to act like a rogue.

"Damn Shanks! I'm going to bite you to death!" Buggy used his ability and bit Shanks' arm directly, but Shanks didn't scream. Instead, he endured the pain and kicked him on the butt right in front of him after Buggy activated his ability. However, maybe because the position was not right, it was more like a kick than a kick.

"Okay? It's a tie, let's go!" Buggy let go, canceled his ability, and stood up.

"Okay, it's a draw, let's go." Shanks stood up, dusted himself off, touched the teeth marks on his arm and said.

The two quickly caught up with the large group that was preparing to leave.

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