One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 315 Wedding
"Ding, ding, ding." With the ringing of the bells, the wedding officially began. Unlike Kaido and Lily's violent wedding that year, Moria and Armand's wedding was very normal. Except for the slightly strange images of the bride and groom, everything else was normal.

"Honestly, I feel that the boy's current idea is definitely to take off that suit." Kaido whispered to Lily while sitting in the guest of honor seat.

"Pfft, do you think everyone is the same as you?" Lily said while trying to suppress a smile. She knew what Kaido meant. When they got married, Kaido felt uncomfortable for a long time because of the white suit. Kaido was the kind of person who didn't like to wear formal clothes. After all, for him, such clothes were too restrictive. Kaido, who grew up on the streets and in the army, wore loose clothes. The tightest thing was probably leather pants, and even those were flared with elastic around the waist. Asking him to wear a suit and tie a belt was no different from killing him. After the wedding ceremony, Kaido changed his clothes at flying speed and then ran to drink. Think about it, everyone. If Kaido can choose to change his clothes before drinking, you can know how much he hates formal clothes.

"Hey, don't disbelieve me. Look at that kid's collar. He must have been pulled like me. And his cuffs. Look how many times this kid moved while walking here." Seeing that Lily didn't believe him, Kaido analyzed carefully.

"Don't analyze it. He should be nervous. I saw this kid once when I came here last time. He had a ring around his neck at that time. How could such a person be afraid of being strangled?" Lily interrupted Kaido's analysis.

"Impossible, I bet this kid definitely wants to take off that formal suit, why don't we ask him later?" Kaido insisted on his own idea.

"Stop it. This is Lingling's daughter's wedding. You're not going to embarrass Lingling by being so careful. Besides, Ski and Newgate are here too. You should think about going for a drink first." Lily knew too well that Kaido was unreliable from time to time. She didn't care and sent Kaido away with just a few words.

Kaido and Lily were not serious, but Big Mom was becoming emotional. She didn't realize it when she was in a daze before, but now that she has sobered up and is watching her daughter getting married, Big Mom suddenly realizes how many years she had missed with her child. A feeling of discomfort came over her and she couldn't help but burst into tears.

The aunt's crying was not the kind of quiet crying that a lady does. Instead, she cried with her head tilted back like a child. This caused chaos and no one knew what was going on. Even those who were familiar with the aunt didn't know why she was crying. Suddenly, the wedding could not go on at all. The aunt's sons and daughters all gathered around, asking what was going on. The other guests also stretched their heads to look over here, wanting to see what was going on.

"What is Lingling doing again?" Golden Lion and White Beard were sitting very close to each other, and Golden Lion turned sideways to ask White Beard.

"You ask me, who should I ask? Charlotte and I don't have such a good relationship. You should ask Kaido and Lily." Whitebeard was also full of questions. Why is he crying on such a happy day? Was it a specially arranged program? It can't be? Didn't you see the bride and groom looking back?

"Mom, what's wrong with you? What happened?" Perospero was the closest to the aunt and was the first one to run up after she started crying. His face turned red with anxiety. The aunt had been well for so long, and the good days had just come. Nothing could happen to her at this time!
"Oh, sorry, sorry, I was just a little excited. Suddenly I realized that the children have grown up so much. I felt like I had missed your lives. I feel very sorry. I was a little excited for a moment and couldn't control myself." Looking at the people who gathered around her, the aunt suddenly reacted and came out of her previous sad mood.

"Auntie Lingling, don't be sad. I'll give you some candy." Yamato also squeezed in at this time, holding a crispy candy in his hand and handing it to the aunt, his innocent little face full of concern.

“Oh my, I’m fine, dear. I’m just happy. Thank you for the candy.” The aunt couldn’t help but burst into laughter when she saw Yamato’s expression. She took half of the candy from Yamato’s hand, thanked Yamato, and picked him up. She turned to the others and said:
"I'm sorry, everyone. I made you laugh. My daughter is getting married. I was a little too happy and couldn't help myself. Please forgive me. Let's continue with the wedding."

After saying that, Big Mom nodded to the priest on the stage, and then the wedding continued. The rest of the process went smoothly, especially when Big Mom spoke on stage as a parent. She was so emotional, and listed all the wrong things she had done over the years because of mental problems. She thanked this and that, and apologized to her children. The atmosphere was so warm, and the unity of the entire Big Mom Pirate Group had reached an all-time high. Even Armand, the bride, threw himself into Big Mom's arms and cried. Then Moria swore and swore to be good to Armand, swearing to his father and mother. (Although he no longer has parents)
After the wedding ceremony, it was time for the much-loved eating and drinking part. First, there was a toast. To be honest, in the world of pirates, wedding toasts were not made with drinks mixed with alcohol or simply with drinks. After all, people in this world could drink, not to mention pirates who spent every day at sea. They drank more alcohol than water. The toasts were naturally made with big bowls of real wine. Come on! Cheers!
This is a bad idea. The aunt was preparing very seriously for her daughter's first wedding after she became sober. She wanted to get the best of almost everything. So where does the best wine in the New World come from?

Answer: Beasts! That's right, this is the authentic Beasts Soju brought by Kaido and Lily, brewed by Lily herself. The 80-degree soju is not comparable to rum. Moria was stunned when he took the first sip. The wine was brewing wildly in his mouth. He didn't dare to spit it out, but he couldn't swallow it. After brewing for a long time, he finally tilted his neck back, exerted force, and swallowed it. Then there was a big burp, and then Moria's face instantly developed in the direction of a normal person. Soon it exceeded that of a normal person, turning red, just like the red alarm light, but it didn't make a sound.

What? You asked Armand, oh, Armand doesn't drink alcohol, she uses Wan Guo's special juice, a kind of thing that looks like wine, tastes like wine, but has no alcohol content.

"What is this?" Moria stuck out his tongue. It was the first time he realized that alcohol could be such a scary thing. It even felt like a burning sensation when he drank it.

"Well, this is good stuff, kid. It's the best shochu among all beasts, brewed by your aunt Lily herself. It's a good stuff that you can't buy anywhere else." Seeing Moria's expression, Kaido laughed and said, knowing that anyone who drinks this wine for the first time will make a fool of themselves.

"Gulala la la la, Lily, the wine you brewed is better than before." Whitebeard, who also drank the wine, said to Lily with a smile. It's true that the wine Lily brews now is indeed different from before. After developing more usage modes for Suzaku's flame, Lily incorporated Suzaku's flame into this wine. This kind of flame shochu containing vitality can be called a holy product for beauty care, healing and treatment of diseases. As long as you can tolerate this thing being the same as the water of life, or even a higher alcohol content, it's fine. Generally, this kind of wine is diluted with water. No one knows what Kaido was thinking this time, and he directly poured out the original juice.

"Just drink it if you like. I'm too busy now, and this is the only hobby I have left." Lily smiled and raised the glass and took a sip. This stuff made no difference in her mouth. After all, the fire of life came from her body and she was not affected at all.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, your hobby is so great. Seriously, Kaido, you should help Lily with more work and let her put as much effort as possible into this hobby. This will definitely be a good thing! Hahahahahahahaha!" The Golden Lion also finished the shochu in the glass. While marveling at the magic of this wine, he joked to Kaido.

"Go to hell, Shiki. You, an old bachelor, don't need to take care of my family affairs. If you have the ability, why don't you marry a wife and let her help you brew wine?" Kaido raised his middle finger and said to the golden lion.

"Gulala."

"Well, well, well."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Kaido's words made Whitebeard, Big Mom and Lily laugh out loud. There were only five of them at this table, and it was also the first table to be toasted by Moria. After all, in the entire New World, no one could be on an equal footing with the five of them. If these five people were pushed to the limit, they would definitely make the whole world tremble. Even the World Government would not want to take action against these five people. Even if one of them fought desperately, they would be injured and in pain for a while, not to mention that these five people are now united. In short, no matter what, the wedding ended smoothly. May lovers finally get married.

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