One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 330 Extra: New Year Special (I)

(This chapter is to celebrate the arrival of the New Year. Please don’t mind many things that don’t conform to the Pirate Worldview. Let’s have fun together without worrying about your brains!)

"Yawn, it's morning already." Lily opened her eyes, moved Kaido's arm away from her, got up from the bed, and tore off the calendar beside her. Lily then realized belatedly that today seemed to be New Year's Eve, and her preparations this year were - nothing!
"Wake up Kaido! Get up!"

Lily reacted and turned around to pull Kaido up. Looking at Kaido who was still sleeping soundly with bubbles of snot growing and growing, Lily made up her mind and hit him with three big ear sticks. Lily did not hold back. If it were someone else, they would have probably pulled their heads off. However, Kaido just howled and woke up.

"What are you doing, Lily, so early in the morning? Yawn."

Kaido glanced at the watch. It was only six o'clock. Today was not a training day. He usually got up at eight o'clock. Unlike Lily, whose biological clock always kept waking up at six o'clock, Kaido's biological clock was quite flexible, and the degree of flexibility depended on what he was going to do the next day.

"See for yourself."

Lily threw the calendar to Kaido. At this time, Lily had already put on everything and was ready to go out. Kaido looked at Lily in a hurry and felt a little strange. He lowered his head and looked at the calendar in his hand, then he realized that today seemed, as if, maybe, it was New Year's Eve, and everyone on the island seemed to have forgotten about this.

"Oh no! Lily should be here by now!"

Kaido thought of something and covered his ears, and then, the next second.

“Wake up!!!”

A sound comparable to ultrasound came from the top of Onigashima and spread throughout the island in an instant. Even though Kaido had covered his ears, he still felt his head buzzing. As for other people, it was even more so. For example, Mr. Quinn, who did not want to reveal his name, was dreaming when he jumped up from the bed and hit his head on the bedside table. While turning around with his head covered, he accidentally hit his little toe on the bed leg. Then, while he was holding his foot and wailing, his overly round body rolled down the stairs without noticing.

That's right, Quinn's house has two floors, with the bedroom on the second floor. Quinn, who rolled down the stairs like a bowling ball, directly gave his living room a major decoration, turning the original slightly messy otaku-style room into a battle-damaged style. Oh, and there is a round hole in the wall.

Some are unlucky, and some are lucky. For example, Jin was the first to get up. He had just left Onigashima and was about to go to Wano Country. Then he heard Lily's voice behind him. However, Lily's voice was much softer at this time, and Jin's ears were not damaged at all. However, he also knew that Lily usually would not use this kind of well-known sound wave to wake people up. Something big must have happened, so he immediately turned around and flew back.

"What happened!"

As soon as Jhin flew to Onigashima, he saw Luke rushing back from the beach. Judging from his attire, it seemed that this guy had been fishing all night, and it was unknown whether he had any air force.

"I do not know either!"

Luke answered and continued running towards the square in the center of the island. At this time, many people had gathered in the square and were whispering to each other, discussing the situation. They wanted to know what had happened that caused Lily to sound the alarm. This kind of thing was very rare in the Beasts Pirates.

Finally, when everyone was almost gathered, Lily and Kaido came to the square. At this time, everyone had already discovered something was wrong. Kaido and Lily were holding a bunch of things in their arms. Those things looked familiar. They seemed to be very similar to those hung during the Chinese New Year last year. Wait! Chinese New Year!

At this point, Lily didn't even need to speak. Everyone present reacted. It seemed that today was New Year's Eve! All the beasts knew that Lily took the New Year very seriously, especially the New Year. She always made it very grand. Except for the battle against Wano Country, Lily always started preparing a month in advance. This also led to the fact that when Lily forgot about it, the others didn't remember it for a while and waited for Lily to remind them.

"Today is New Year's Eve! We haven't prepared anything!"

Dai's shout finally brought everyone back to their senses. The group of people were suddenly in chaos. For a moment, all kinds of things were happening. Some were shouting to prepare couplets and blessing characters first, while others were greedy and said to prepare for tonight's banquet first. The children were also running around telling each other. After all, Chinese New Year is definitely the happiest thing for children. Not to mention red envelopes or something, just being able to have fun is enough. After all, they don't have to perform on the stage, and there are no relatives who pop up from nowhere and whose names they can't remember.

"Don't panic! Listen to my instructions! This time we don't have as much time as before, so we absolutely can't take it slow like usual! We must hurry this time!" Just when everyone was in chaos, Lily stood up. At this time, Lily's leadership completely surpassed Kaido and became the pillar in everyone's hearts. Suddenly, the whole square fell silent, and everyone was looking at Lily, waiting for her orders.

"First, we need to divide into several groups to prepare. The first group is the chefs! All chefs, start preparing! I don't need to explain in detail the food that needs to be prepared during the Chinese New Year in previous years. You know it better than me. Of course, the situation this time is special and you may not be able to handle it. So! Those who are confident in their knife skills! Go to the kitchen and help cut all the vegetables! Got it!"

"Understood!" XN.

The group of chefs led by Blake shouted, and then a group of people marched towards the kitchen of Hundred Beasts. That was the battlefield they were most familiar with. In the kitchen, even Kaido's momentum was three points weaker than that of the head chef. After all, the quality of the food they eat depends entirely on the performance of these chefs.

"Next is the calligraphy! Go write out all the blessing characters and couplets. Remember! There is no time for you to express yourself freely this time! Write the characters as quickly as possible! To the highest standard! If anyone I find writes the same weird things again, don't blame me for being angry! The red paper this time is not as abundant as in previous years! There is not so much for you to use! Do you understand?"

"Understood!" XN.

A group of people headed by A-Zu shouted loudly. That's right, although A-Zu usually laughs and looks unreliable, he actually has a very good handwriting, even Lily is ashamed of herself.

"Oh, right! I almost forgot to mention that this year is the Year of the Dragon! Don't make a mistake!"

Lily suddenly remembered this and immediately added.

"Don't worry, big sister! I can still figure this out."

A-Zu raised his hand, said hello, and then left with his group of people shouting. However, he turned back after only two steps because the red paper they used to write was still with Kaido and Lily.

"Then it's the next group, Quinn! You take the lead and set up the field. Be careful not to step on it like last time. Wait, what's wrong with you?"

While Lily was talking, she suddenly noticed that Quinn's body was covered with bruises, and asked curiously.

"Don't mention it. I had bad luck this morning. But don't worry, sister. I promise that the situation like last year will not happen again. By the way, can Dai help me? Her ability is just right to help me complete the foundation construction quickly, and the sturdiness will definitely be improved to a higher level."

Quinn covered his face, feeling a little embarrassed, but as the unlucky beast among all beasts, he was resistant to such embarrassing situations, so after saying a few words he returned to normal and made a request to Lily.

"No problem, Dee, please take the trouble to help Quinn."

Lily looked at Dai and said, while using a fire to heal Quinn's injuries.

"No problem, Sister Lily, I will ensure that the mission is completed." Dai patted her chest and issued a military order.

On the occasion of the coming of the Spring Festival, Diquan wishes all the book friends a happy Spring Festival, a bright future, academic success and intelligence for those who go to school, wealth and promotion for those who work, harmony and happiness for the married families, and those who are not married can stay with their loved ones forever.

Wish you all: Good luck in the Year of the Dragon, be full of energy and vigor, make a fortune, have a harmonious father, a happy family, be optimistic and forward-looking, have a bright future, add icing on the cake, have a full moon, be full and happy, welcome the New Year, and have a happy Spring Festival!!!
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(End of this chapter)