One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 416: The Tortured Teach
After signing the contract between this basic college and the comprehensive academy, the territories under Whitebeard, Big Mom and Golden Lion began to prepare at full speed.

The first one to take action was Golden Lion. As a resolute guy, Golden Lion mobilized all the idle people as soon as he returned and sent them all out to do a census for me. To be honest, this was a bit difficult for these people, as many of them were illiterate and could not count with their fingers. They could not even count over twenty. If he was asked to do the census, no one knew what the final result would be.

Fortunately, Golden Lion also knew the morals of his people, so he thought of a way. Counting is not clear, right? It's simple. Draw a horizontal bar, right? Draw a vertical bar for each person, and draw a horizontal line when there are five people. The children can draw on another piece of paper.

Although this method still cannot avoid possible problems, no matter what, the conditions are limited, so let's do it this way for now and use it while it can be used. However, this also makes Golden Lion determined to establish a school as soon as possible so that the people under his command can be as educated as the people of Baishou.

But the Golden Lion remembered that even the most inconspicuous person among all beasts could read books and newspapers normally. The profession of reading newspapers had disappeared in the territory of all beasts.

As one of the Four Emperors, and someone who values ​​his reputation very much, Golden Lion must never admit that he is inferior to the other party. He must work hard to raise the cultural level of his subordinates!!!
The aunt was much more relaxed. With the help of the professionals sent by Lily, she quickly determined the situation. Perospero looked at these professionals and felt like crying. When would he have such a professional team? Forget about the team, even two professionals would be enough!
Big Mom also saw her eldest son's expectations and began to think about where to get some such talents. Finally, Big Mom thought again and again and decided to go back to her old business of robbing! Robbing the World Government's custody fleet and taking advantage of it. Anyone who can be detained by the World Government must have some skills.

However, because of the intensive cultivation of the New World by the Beasts over the years, the World Government dared not send any guard ships through the New World at all, and would never give the Beasts the opportunity to exploit their resources sustainably.

Therefore, the robbery team of Big Mom's pirate group could only set out to look for targets in the four seas. The speed was naturally much slower after going back and forth, but no matter what, at least the door was opened. Big Mom had begun to realize that it was too difficult to develop the entire Ten Thousand Nations relying solely on her own people, and she still needed to introduce talents from outside. Perospero was finally pulled back from the brink of exhaustion.

Then came the last of the Whitebeard Pirates. As the pirate group with the largest territory, Whitebeard divided his sons out. The cultural level of his sons was much higher than that of the Golden Lions. In addition, Whitebeard had previously conducted a basic survey of the islands under his control. Although the direction of the survey was not people but industries, at least he was familiar with this matter. Then Whitebeard's sons rushed out and started to work.

"Teach! How are you doing over there!"

A young man with curly hair and a crew cut, wearing a chef's uniform, shouted at a short fat man on the other side, holding a report in his hand.

"It's not over yet! Thatch! Uncle! How many people are there in your family?"

The little fat man is the future villain, and it can be said that he is the one who caused the great changes in the sea, Marshall D. Teach. However, at this time, he is still a "good son" hidden under Whitebeard's hands. He is being sent out to investigate the number of people in various places so that he can go back and report.

Originally, Titch thought this was an easy job and he only needed to ask a few questions. However, who would have thought that today he would encounter the first difficult peak in his life, which was the deaf uncle in front of him!

"There are many people missing in my family!"

The uncle shouted at Teach, answering a question irrelevantly, and the confusion on his face was not pretended at all.

"It's not about the number of people missing! It's about the number of people! We are from the Whitebeard Pirates! We are taking a population census!"

Teach shouted to the uncle as loudly as possible, but the uncle still had a look of genuine confusion on his face, and then he continued to say to Teach:

"I've said it many times! There's no shortage of people in my house! And there's no need to give away things for free! I have food at home!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Tiqi scratched her hair frantically! This is the only one missing! Why is she torturing herself like this! Why is this uncle the only one left in the family! How can his family let such a deaf uncle stay at home alone! Oh my God! Can anyone come and save him! This is different from the pirate life she imagined!

"Hello, hello, hello? What's going on? What are you yelling for? Teach?" Sage, dressed in a chef's uniform, came over from the other side, looked at his friend and asked. He had never seen Teach with such an angry expression. All along, Teach had always faced everyone in a cheerful state. He had never seen him so broken down. However, this also made Sage certain of one thing, that is, Teach could indeed get angry, and he was not the kind of person with facial paralysis who could only laugh. So there was no need to report to his father and let Teach go to Baishou to take a look.

"Sachi! You're finally here! Please help me! I really can't explain it to this uncle!"

It was the first time that Teach was so excited to see Thatch. He rushed up to him, grabbed Thatch's hand and started crying. Who could have thought that Blackbeard, who was capable of doing anything no one could tolerate, would be broken by an unarmed old man at this moment. If this matter were to spread, he would definitely be laughed at for the rest of his life!

"What's going on? Uncle, we are from the Whitebeard Pirates. My name is Thatch. Whitebeard, come on. Dad asked us to do a census for everyone so that we can build a school on the island and let the children go to school."

Sachi walked up to the old man curiously and asked, looking at his confused look.

"My family doesn't want anything! Whose children are you? Why are you so persistent? Get out!"

Perhaps he was really annoyed by what the two people said, the hard of hearing uncle stood up, pointed at Thatch and Teach and started cursing at them, and even prepared to reach out to grab something nearby to beat up the two people.

Just as the old man was about to humiliate himself, several people in farmer's clothes came running over from a distance.

"Don't do it! Don't do it! This damn old man! I knew he would cause trouble!"

An old lady hurriedly ran up to the uncle, raised her hand without saying a word, and slapped the deaf uncle in the face. The crisp sound instantly spread in all directions.

"Why did you hit me?"

The uncle was stunned by this and started arguing with the lady immediately. At this time, a young man and woman came running from behind and came directly in front of Teach and Thatch.

"I'm so sorry. Ever since my father's ears were deafened by a cannon, he has become more and more stubborn. Please don't mind. There are four people in our family now, and there will be five next year. My wife is pregnant, and the doctor said the baby will be born next year. I'm really sorry to cause you trouble."

At this time, the male of the young man and woman kept apologizing to the two of them. The female, with her small pregnant belly, also looked apologetic and was obviously very embarrassed.

It was a coincidence that there were supposed to be two people at home, but it was noon and the daughter-in-law took the food to the fields, leaving the deaf uncle alone at home. Coincidentally, Titch came at this time, and this scene happened.

"Forget it, it's okay, it's okay, as long as we complete the mission, four people, right? Okay, I'll write it down, we're leaving, we're leaving."

Tichy didn't want to stay even a minute longer, so he pulled Thatch and ran away immediately, leaving the noisy family behind. The two of them were arguing fiercely, and the two of them started to separate them, sweating profusely.

All these things started happening all over the Whitebeard Pirates' territory.

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