One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 575 Shanks Sama!!!
"Let's go, go back and have a drink. After this layer of membrane is fixed, you can touch the next layer."

Rayleigh yawned, packed up his tools, turned to the bruised and swollen Shanks and Buggy and said, the fight between the two never stopped, from the time they went to purchase supplies to the time they came back to rest, the constant bickering and fighting directly created the current situation.

“Wow, wow, pfft, Bucky you’re too harsh.”

Shanks shook his head and said after returning to normal in an instant.

"Pah, pah, pah, it's the same as if you didn't hit me hard enough."

Buggy also turned his head and restored his original appearance. This operation, which was comparable to that in a comedy comic, has become a daily routine for Shanks and Buggy. It is amazing that the damage caused by the two to each other can always be recovered at an extremely fast speed. Of course, the premise is that there is serious business to be done.

"Let's go, hey! That fishman named Tiger! Let's go together!"

Rayleigh smiled at the two of them, then turned and shouted to Tiger who was looking at the coating on the Red and Blue Force on the other side.

"Oh, okay, I'll be right there."

Tiger looked back and smiled, then turned around and followed the team. The human traffickers on the island had been temporarily cleared out, so it was relatively safe for the time being, and he could also join in the action.

When a group of people arrived at Xia Qi's bar, Xia Qi had already prepared the meal and was waiting there.

"Huh, you're back? Later than I thought."

Xia Qi lit a cigarette, took a puff and said.

"Oh! You actually cooked today?"

Rayleigh looked at the food on the table with surprise. It was hard to define the relationship between him and Xia Qi. If they were husband and wife, I'm afraid no couple would go to such a length. If they were strangers, they had done everything they should do, except that they had no children. They played more extravagantly than each other. It could be said that they were a collection of contradictions. And it was extremely rare for Xia Qi to cook and wait for Rayleigh to come home after work to eat.

"I guess so. Those three little guys were clamoring to repay those little devils, but their cooking skills were too poor. I was afraid that I would poison you to death, so I just helped them."

Xia Qi raised her chin and pointed at the three Hancock sisters who were sitting very well-behaved on the side, flicked the ash off her cigarette and said nonchalantly, with an expression on her face that looked completely helpless.

"Mrs. Xia Qi is obviously very happy when she cooks."

Sandasonia whispered in Hancock's ear.

"Yes, yes, she obviously came in after hearing that we were going to cook. Our cooking is obviously not bad, although not as good as Madam Xia Qi's."

Marigrud also nodded and said.

"You guys? You used so many of my ingredients, are you ready to pay?"

"rub!"

A dinner knife flew straight over and stabbed the three Hancock sisters in the head. Hancock didn't even have time to say a word before she was frightened back by the shock of the dinner knife. At this moment, Xia Qi's eyes looked as if she wanted to eat the three of them alive. Such a horrifying scene was completely different from the Xia Qi they had just seen in the kitchen.

"Eh!!!" X3
The three Hancock sisters raised their hands at the same time, indicating that they would never say anything nonsense again. However, except for Usopp, who was still an infant, and Uta, who was still a young child, everyone else present was strong enough to hear the three people's whispered words. At this time, they all covered their mouths and chuckled, trying their best not to laugh out loud. Only Rayleigh looked at Xia Qi who turned her head with embarrassment on his face, and raised his hands slightly to indicate that he didn't hear anything. But how could Xia Qi believe his nonsense? After all, they knew each other well. After leaving a look that said I will have time to deal with you, Xia Qi turned to other people.

"What are you laughing at! Are you going to eat or not? If you don't want to eat, get out!" Xia Qi shouted at the leaders Shanks and Buggy, but after she finished speaking, she turned around and went back to the inner room, away from everyone.

"Mr. Rayleigh, it's up to you."

Shanks said, pointing to the door to the back room.

"Yes, it's time for you to come, Mr. Rayleigh. I'm afraid Mrs. Xia Qi is waiting for you to take care of her."

Buggy shrugged, with an expression on his face that was hard to tell whether it was gloating or seriousness, and he always looked a little weird. The other members of the Red Hair Pirates were not that familiar with Rayleigh, but they were still cheering behind him. Although Rayleigh really wanted to say: Don't worry about it, it's just Shaqi's little temper, it will be fine after a while.

But he felt like he couldn't say it, otherwise, his image in these people's minds would become a complete old scumbag. Although he didn't mind being laughed at by outsiders, Shanks and Buggy were trainees in the pirate group back then. Being ridiculed in front of these two guys, uh... After thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

Lei Li thought about it, and finally gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, pushed the door and walked into the inner room. The moment he closed the door, he heard the laughter that had been suppressed for a long time. How could he not understand at this moment, damn, he was fooled by these guys! He had been hunting geese all his life, but today he was pecked in the eyes by these young geese! But what can he do now? It would be easier to be laughed at if he went out now, so it would be better to appease Xia Qi first.

The people outside the door were reproducing the actions of the two policemen. They were all professionally trained and usually would not laugh, unless they could not help it. Hahahahahahahahaha!

"I, this is the first time I see such an embarrassed expression on Mr. Rayleigh, hahahahahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter, I can't take it anymore, I really should take a picture of this scene and burn it in front of Captain Roger, so that Captain Roger can laugh over there, hahahahahaha!"

Buggy rolled on the ground with laughter. He and Shanks had been the laughing stock of many people in Roger's pirate group. When would it be their turn to laugh at Rayleigh? This time, they finally got the chance!
"No, that's right, hahahaha! I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha!"

Shanks was also laughing until he was out of breath, but the others stopped laughing after a while, only Shanks and Buggy were still laughing. After all, the others were not so familiar with Rayleigh and didn't get many of the funny points.

"Um, um, are you the one who saved us that day?"

Just as Shanks was still laughing, a somewhat timid voice sounded beside Shanks. Shanks stopped laughing and looked in the direction of the voice, only to see Hancock standing next to Shanks, asking with a flushed face.

"Oh? You are the girl from Amazon Lily, right? Hahahaha, it seems you've recovered well. As for whether I am the one who saved you? I guess so, but everyone is. There are also some other people who helped with the acting, and they have all left on the boat. By the way, my name is Shanks, what's your name? Hehehe."

Shanks turned over and sat up, holding the straw hat on his head steady, and looked at Hancock with a sunny smile. In Hancock's eyes, this smile was like a flash bomb, which directly pierced the girl's heart. A hero saving a beauty, a sunny handsome guy, with a cheerful smile, at this moment Hancock's mind instantly flashed the whole process from falling in love to getting married to having children to growing old together. Hancock, who was already blushing, looked at Shanks with loving eyes.

"Hi! My name is Hancock, Boa Hancock, I'm twelve years old, and I'm a trainee of the Nine Snakes Pirates! Thank you very much for your rescue, Shanks-Zama (Adult)!"

Hancock looked like she wanted to pounce on Shanks, so Shanks couldn't help but take two steps back. There was something wrong with this girl in front of him?

"You don't need to say anything like that, sir. It's just a small effort on our part, and it's not just my credit. You don't need to be so excited."

Shanks looked at Hancock with cold sweat on his forehead. Why did he feel like he was about to get into trouble? No!

"Hi~~~ Shanks-Sama!!!"

"Didn't I tell you not to call me 'sir'?"

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