One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 623 Shank is not feeling comfortable if he doesn't die
"Hahahaha, so that's what's going on! Why didn't you tell us earlier? We wouldn't have been so harsh with our actions, hahahaha!"

Shanks clinked his wine glass with Barrett's. After the battle, the two sides instantly turned from hostility to a party. After the World Pirates landed, Naqin quickly treated everyone, and then the Red Hair Pirates understood that this was a test for them?
“Hahahahahaha, if you don’t use drastic measures, you’ll never be able to pass my test. If you can’t pass the rest, forget it. I’ll kick you bastards back to paradise. Don’t embarrass Roger’s Pirates here. But you bastards seem to be doing pretty well now, hahahaha!”

Barrett poured wine into his mouth while laughing, but before he took two sips, he found that the wine in his glass was finished. When he was about to pour another glass, he found that the bottle of wine next to him had been taken away by an arm that appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly, the expression on Barrett's face became very helpless.

"I'm happy today, let me drink more."

Barrett made an expression that he would never have made in the past, and spoke to Robin with a hint of flattery.

"No, you're injured. If you weren't injured, it wouldn't matter. Aunt Naqin said that the medicine you just drank is not suitable for drinking. You've already drunk three cups, which is an excessive amount. You can drink as much as you want after your injury heals."

Robin didn't fall for Barrett's trick at all. After all, as long as the wound was opened, Barrett would not stop until he got drunk tonight. Not to mention that he would make a fool of himself by drinking too much, the inflammation of the wound would be very fatal. Although they never seemed to care about it, gout is actually something that people in the pirate world cannot avoid. They can only say that they are relatively resistant to it. There have been strong people who died from inflammation of the wound.

"Okay, I'll listen to you, I'll listen to you."

Seeing Robin's serious look, Barrett could only twitch his lips helplessly. This child reads a lot of books. Recently, history books alone can no longer satisfy her. She has been bored and started to read medical books. I don't know which book she read from. Anyway, she began to restrict herself from drinking. It can't be said that she restricted it completely, but every time after a fight, when she wanted to have a couple of drinks, Robin would suddenly refresh in front of her and stop her. If she insisted on drinking, Robin would begin to recite various case accidents caused by drinking, and all the feelings of drinking would be completely gone.

“Hahahahahaha! Barrett! You have come to this day! I finally found someone who can cure you! Hahahahahahaha, little girl, are you Barrett’s daughter?”

Looking at Barrett's depressed face and the pitiful expression on the wine bottle, Bucky couldn't help but burst out laughing. I never thought that Barrett would have such a day!

"I don't mind, but they are a bit nagging."

Robin said as he looked at the book nonchalantly.

"Also, you should not drink alcohol compared to Barrett. After all, Barrett's injuries are much better than yours, while you are all wrapped up like mummies. If you continue to drink, it is very likely that your wounds will become inflamed. In addition, it may also cause chronic diseases, such as..."

Robin took out his textbook memorization method and began to educate everyone about the dangers of drinking. In fact, these things are not difficult to acquire knowledge. At least Hongxiang knew it. He was also the only injured person at the scene who did not drink. However, few people would care about these things. Faced with the various situations mentioned by Robin, everyone lost the mood to drink for a while.

"Uh, Barrett, this kid is really smart."

Shanks felt his lips were a little dry, and he didn't know what to say for a moment. He could only look at Barrett beside him and spoke dryly.

"Uh, whatever her mother says."

Barrett didn't know what to say, so he could only reply in the same dry tone. After all, it was the first time they heard it, and he had forgotten how many times he had heard it. But he couldn't say anything. After all, Robin meant well. He had specifically asked Doctor Quat after Robin told him these things for the first time, and the result was that Doctor Quat was surprised at Robin's intelligence and went to compete with the history department for him. This attitude also confirmed that what Robin said was true.

"But I really didn't expect that you would have someone you like?"

Bucky changed the subject and shifted the focus back to Barrett. Barrett gave people the feeling that no matter what earth-shattering things he did, it would not be surprising. The only thing was that he was like a normal person, talking about love and so on, which was really jaw-dropping.

"Get lost, I'm also a normal man."

Barrett slapped Bucky in annoyance.

"No, we know you're a normal man, but you're getting married... I'm sorry, I really can't imagine what it would be like, and it's a family with children, are you considered a third party?"

"Shanks!!!" Buggy had just straightened his head which was spinning like a top after being hit, when he heard Shanks continuing his words. It was too late to stop him. Sure enough, Shanks succeeded again and got into trouble because of his bad mouth. Barrett, who had been just teasing and didn't care, was now furious with a red face. He rushed over and locked Shanks firmly in place with a cross armbar.

"Cough, cough, help, I can't breathe, help, help, cough, cough, cough."

Shanks didn't expect Barrett to react so strongly. He immediately stretched out his hand and kept calling for help, but no one paid any attention to him. After all, misfortunes sent by heaven can be forgiven, but misfortunes brought upon oneself cannot be forgiven. This guy really doesn't know what he is saying.

"Robin! Shut him up!"

Hearing that Shanks still had the strength to call for help, Barrett immediately shouted loudly, and Robin, who was also irritated by Shanks' words, was not polite either.

"Six-wheeled flower·Slap combo!"

Accompanied by a burst of petals, six white arms grew out from Shanks' chest. Then, before Shanks could say anything, slaps like rain fell on his face.

"Crackle, crackle, crackle."

Shanks couldn't even scream now. Although Robin was much weaker than Shanks, Shanks, who was locked in a Barrett's cross armbar, couldn't even breathe, let alone armament color. Shanks' cheeks were visibly swollen, and the swelling was getting higher and higher, like a monkey's butt.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that what I said during the day would come true tonight."

Buggy crossed his arms and stepped aside, looking at poor Shanks and said.

"Don't you need help? Lieutenant Buggy, I feel like Captain Shanks is suffocating."

Hongo asked quietly while standing aside.

"It's okay. The captain is very tough, and the other party didn't use any strength at all."

Now Beckman is immune to Shanks's suicidal behavior. At least these two people are reliable when something big happens. He doesn't ask for much anymore. Anyway, Shanks hasn't even released his domineering color yet, so there is no need to worry about him.

"Crackle, crackle, crackle."

In this way, the sound of slapping palms and faces continued for more than ten minutes before it stopped. The reason was not that Shanks was forgiven, but because Robin felt his hands hurt. This guy was really thick-skinned. No wonder Barrett beat him for so long. He was really thick-skinned from the inside out.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Shanks wanted to apologize, but his bloated face made it difficult for him to express himself clearly, and all he felt was a snort.

"Okay, stop talking. Come, I'll apply some medicine on you. It will be healed soon, but it may hurt a little."

Naqin, who loves children very much, came over holding a bottle of ointment with a big smile on her face. But to others, this smile looked like the smile of a devil.

(End of this chapter)