One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 627 Navy Biscuits
"Your cookies are so hard, this is the first time I've encountered such hard cookies. If it weren't for Tiger, I would have almost fallen into your trap."

At this moment, the battle on Biscuit Island has ended. Although Cracker, Daifuku, Owen and Moriah caused them a lot of trouble, they were still overcome by Shanks, Buggy and others. Among them, Cracker and Moriah caused the most trouble. The cooperation of their fruits made them too powerful.

"Didn't you guys still break it? I didn't expect this trick to have such a big flaw. It seems we still need to improve it, right, Moriah?"

Cracker said half depressed and half jokingly that Moria could cut off the shadow while retaining his own strength, and Cracker's biscuit soldiers could provide ready-made bodies, and the combination of the two could produce an effect of 1+1>2. Originally this trick was their secret weapon, but the first time they used it they encountered the most uncomfortable enemy, a fishman - Tiger.

The waves that Tiger grabbed directly submerged the biscuit army. The salt in the sea water liberated the shadows in the bodies of the biscuit soldiers, and the water turned the originally extremely hard biscuit soldiers into a pool of paste. It can be said that Tiger was the biggest contributor to the victory of this battle. Without his trick, even if Shanks and others could win, it would take some effort.

"Indeed, I didn't expect that our trick would have such a big loophole. Seawater, the world is all seawater. This trick has a huge loophole. We must find a way to make up for it."

Moriah sat aside and said that because he did not lose confidence this time, his body did not become as big as that in the original timeline. Instead, he was nourished by love and family and became stronger and stronger. This time, except for the biscuit shadow soldiers, the most difficult one was Moriah himself. Relying on his elusive abilities and his increasingly strong body, he fought with Buggy for three hundred rounds. Unfortunately, he was still one step behind in the end and was caught by Buggy and punched into the sea.

"Very strong, okay? If we had fought on the island instead of on the beach, we would have been completely helpless against those cookie soldiers and would have been exhausted to death in the end."

Bucky took a sip of the sweet wine that was a specialty of the world. The taste of this thing was great, but it didn't seem to suit him very well. It was a bit too sweet and he liked salty taste.

"That's not necessarily true. Don't forget that there are people on the Beast Side who can control the clouds and rain. If we fight on rainy days, the Cookie Shadow Soldiers will be in trouble. Even if I use Armament Haki to protect them, how many can I protect? I really have to come up with cookies that are not afraid of water, otherwise this weakness will be too obvious."

Cracker shook his head. He still had very high demands on himself. After all, he was trying to deal with Barrett. In fact, he was not very satisfied with the biscuit shadow soldier. What he wanted was to defeat Barrett in a single fight. Even if he won with Moria, it would be a case of outnumbered people bullying the minority, which did not meet his requirements.

"Speaking of which, it seems there are cookies that are not afraid of water, right, Buggy?"

Shanks heard what Cracker said and poked Buggy beside him with his elbow.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't talk about that, that thing is simply a nightmare, okay?"

Buggy obviously remembered what Shanks said, and his face suddenly twisted. That was the biggest nightmare of his life, and he couldn't forget it no matter how many times he tried to forget it.

"But that just fits the bill for Crackers, doesn't it?"

Shanks' expression became very amused. He knew how much psychological trauma that incident had caused to Buggy. But anyway, it wasn't him who was pitted at that time, right?

"What are you two talking about? Just say whatever you want to say."

Cracker felt very anxious at the moment. He was very happy when the other party said there was a way to solve it. After all, the two sides did not have any hatred. In essence, Shanks and others came to apologize, and a fight was also a test, not real hostility. So he was really prepared to refer to the solution proposed by Shanks and others. He would see if it was useful first, and maybe it could provide some ideas.

"Ah, it's nothing too new actually. Do you know Navy Biscuits?"

Shanks said with a smirk on his face.

"Navy biscuits? I seem to have heard that they were a kind of ocean ration before the invention of refrigerators."

Cracker thought for a moment and said, as a user of the Biscuit Fruit, he knew most biscuits, but he had only heard of naval biscuits, because it seemed that anyone who had eaten this thing would look miserable and unwilling to talk about it. Over time, he had forgotten about it. "Yes, it is indeed a kind of ocean ration. You know, the conditions for sailing at sea were not so good before, and many things could not be preserved, so rum, pickled meat, bacon and other things were popular, and nautical biscuits were one of them. In essence, this thing is not so much a biscuit as a hard-toasted cake with a bit of saltiness. It is baked to dry out the last trace of moisture in it. At the same time, because there are no holes, it is difficult for water to enter it. It is said that this thing can be preserved for hundreds of years, and even if it is soaked in water, it will take a long time to soften."

Shanks began to explain to Cracker what navy biscuits were. This thing first became popular in the navy, so it got its name from that.

"It doesn't seem like something too difficult. Although it must taste terrible, Mr. Bucky shouldn't have such an expression, right?"

Cracker listened to this and didn't understand why Bucky had such a constipated expression on his face.

"Hahahaha, didn't I just say that? That stuff can be preserved for a very long time. When we were in Roger's pirate group, we once got a bucket of this stuff that had been there for who knows how long. Buggy happened to be feeling hungry at the time, and he ate some when he heard that they were biscuits. These biscuits that have been there for who knows how many years are not ordinary, they have fillings inside!"

Shanks betrayed Buggy without hesitation, but at this moment Buggy had no intention of fighting with Shanks. He was only thinking about finding a crack in the ground to crawl into.

"Sandwich? What filling? There can't be any filling in this thing, right? Otherwise it will go bad very quickly."

Cracker had grown up eating well and didn't understand what Shanks meant at all.

"Indeed, if it is a dead thing, it will indeed deteriorate, but if it is a living thing, it will not deteriorate."

Shanks became more and more excited as he watched Buggy bury his head lower and lower. He was called "Stupid Shanks" all day long, and he also had a temper. Today, he would let him see how powerful I, Shanks, am!
"Alive? What kind of cookie has living fillings? Wait!"

Cracker suddenly thought of something. He remembered a joke one of his brothers and sisters had played on him. The pie was made with live earthworms, which scared Brulee so much that she screamed.

"Yes, it's just as you thought. It's full of maggots. Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Shanks laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh. Buggy took a bite and screamed in his mouth full of maggots. Shanks, who was holding another biscuit in his hand, threw it to the ground immediately. Then a shocking scene appeared. The biscuit that fell to the ground was actually wriggling slowly. As a result, the shadow of Buggy's life appeared. Buggy vomited for three days and could not look at any biscuits for the next two years.

"vomit--"

Bucky finally couldn't bear it anymore and lay down on the side of the dock and started vomiting. The shadow of his life was too heavy. It happened that they were still on Biscuit Island, and all he saw were biscuits, which made him have a stress reaction.

"Hey, hey, hey, come on, why did you vomit again, are you okay? Bucky? Hey! Hey!!!"

Shanks didn't expect Buggy to have such a big reaction. After all, it was just a joke and he didn't want anything to really happen to Buggy. While Shanks and others went to check on Buggy's condition, Cracker began to think about the navy biscuits.

"Dry, dry, dry enough, and then there should be no gaps so that no one can get in. The surface should be smooth and waterproof, waterproof, waterproof."

As Cracker was thinking, a round biscuit was formed little by little on his hand. The surface was smooth, but just looking at it gave people a choking feeling.

"Ugh!" Bucky, who had finally recovered a little, looked up and saw the biscuits in Cracker's hand, and immediately vomited again.

(End of this chapter)