One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 703 The Unlucky Duo

"Hahahahaha! Feel the power of the biscuit soldiers!"

Cracker laughed as he controlled countless biscuit soldiers. He had been madly increasing the number of soldiers during this period. Now he could even say that he was an army all by himself.

"It's the Cookie Shadow Soldier. Don't forget that I also contributed, Cookie."

Moria held a pair of large scissors and casually cut off the shadow of a navy soldier and stuffed it into the body of the biscuit soldier next to him who was ready to go. The biscuit soldier with the shadow immediately rushed towards the navy with full energy. At this moment, this place was like an assembly line. Crackers produced biscuit soldiers, Moria stuffed the shadow in, and the biscuit shadow soldier rushed out to catch people. After catching them, Moria cut off the shadow and stuffed it in. It was a one-stop service.

"Yes, yes, brother-in-law. Seriously, how did you persuade Sister Armand not to come with you? Only you can control Sister Armand's personality."

Compared to the others who are full of passion at the moment, the two of them are very relaxed now, and even have time to chat and gossip. I wonder if the people who were fighting hard in front would be so angry that they would vomit blood when they saw the look on their faces.

"Don't mention it. Your sister has nagged me a lot about this. But Beth can now walk on her own. She needs someone to watch her every day. Otherwise, I can't persuade her."

Moria waved his hand, looking unwilling to talk about it.

"Okay, but brother-in-law, do you feel that the cookie shadow soldiers are a little slow to come back?"

Seeing that Moria was unwilling to talk more, Cracker changed the subject and returned to the battle. He counted and found that the biscuit shadow soldiers' back and forth speed was more than 10% slower.

"Now that you mention it, it's true. Why don't you control the soldier in front of you to take a look? I can't see it from here. My shadow doesn't have this function. You try it."

Moria frowned. He also noticed this. At the beginning, the biscuit soldiers coming back were almost endless, but now there is a significant slowdown. It is obvious that the biscuit shadow soldiers have encountered a strong enemy.

"Wait... Run!"

Cracker was stunned for two seconds, then grabbed Moriah and ran backwards. His expression changed so quickly that Moriah was stunned. He didn't react until he was pulled by Cracker and it hurt.

"What happened! Who is here?!"

Moriah asked as he ran by himself.

"It's that old guy Garp! Run!"

"Hahahahaha! These little things still want to stop me! Bone Fist!"

As soon as Cracker finished speaking, accompanied by a burst of laughter, a biscuit shadow soldier was knocked flying and fell in front of the two men, blocking their way. Garp smashed two biscuit shadow soldiers again, walked up to the two men step by step, blew on his fist, looked at them and said with a smile.

"I'm a little lost. Can you tell me the right way?"

Garp's smile at this moment was like a devil's smile in the eyes of Cracker and Moria. The two looked at Garp and thought of one thing at the same time - my life is over! They are not ignorant young men. They have been in the New World for so many years, and they are in the highest-level pirate group like Big Mom Pirates. They know too well the difference between the real strong and them. If Katakuri was here, the two sides could still fight a few more times, and even if they were defeated, they could leave immediately, but the two of them are still far behind!
"Gulala! You're not lost, you old bastard Garp! Gulala!"

Just when Cracker and Moriah were ready to fight to the death, determined to die like men even if they died, an unexpected voice appeared, accompanied by his signature laugh. Whitebeard stepped out from the woods behind and protected the two men behind him.

"Newgate! Hahahaha! I knew that I had good luck! The battle from a few days ago hasn't been over yet, it's just right! Come on! Hahahahaha! Iron fist! Impact!"

When he saw Whitebeard appear, Garp suddenly became very excited. He had been looking for Whitebeard all over the battlefield, but he didn't expect to find him here. He immediately launched an attack without holding back. Anyway, the person opposite him was an enemy, so he didn't need to hold back!
"Gulala! That's exactly what I was thinking! Big Sky Shock!"

Without saying a word, Whitebeard stood with Garp. The aftermath of the collision between the two blew away Moriah and Cracker, who were originally standing steadily. After a scream, the two fell to the ground in dust. "Damn it! How unlucky! How could I meet Garp!"

Cracker raised his head, wiped the dust off his face and said angrily, but before he could see clearly what was in front of him, he was dragged by Moria and started running.

“Mmmm! I didn’t expect that I’d meet you again! Zefa! Mmmmm!”

"I don't want to meet you! Lingling!"

"That's not up to you! Emperor Sword! Broken Blade!"

"Black Arm! Extreme Smash!"

"Boom!" Needless to say, Cracker also knew what was going on. They had just been blown away by the attacks of Whitebeard and Garp, and then ran straight into the battle between Big Mom and Zephyr. Before the two of them ran a few steps, the shock wave of Big Mom and Zephyr's attack arrived. Cracker and Moriah turned into rolling gourds again, and were blown away for thousands of miles and fell into a sand pit.

"Bah! Bah! Bah!"

Moria climbed up and spat out the sand in his mouth, feeling extremely unlucky. How come everything always happens to them? Once was not enough, but twice, twice in a row. What good person could encounter a battle of the Four Emperors level twice in a row? Of course, they could also be considered lucky, as they were involved in battles twice in a row and emerged unscathed twice in a row.

"It's so unlucky to have escaped death."

Cracker also pulled himself out of the sand, looked around, and said helplessly.

"Isn't it? Well, just consider it bad luck. There's nothing we can do. Let's go back and train hard. Next time we encounter a situation like this, we must not be so helpless!"

Moria sat down on the ground, not knowing where the two of them had been stranded. This place was so desolate, it was just the right time for him to calm down. What had just happened along the way was so exciting.

"That's right, but brother-in-law, do you feel the ground shaking under your feet?"

Cracker stood up. He didn't know where he was and felt very strange. Then he found that the ground under his feet was shaking slightly. The shaking was very slight, almost imperceptible, but it did exist, and the vibration was getting worse and worse.

"Now that you mention it, well... I have a bad feeling."

Moria also felt the ground shaking at this moment. At the same time, he found that the wind around him seemed to have become stronger, and the sand under his feet was gathering in one direction.

"Gudong! I have a bad feeling too."

Cracker swallowed hard. He felt that things around him seemed to be tilting a little bit, and the vibration speed was increasing exponentially. Compared with the slight feeling at the beginning, they could now feel it clearly.

"Run!" Moria shouted, then immediately jumped up and ran in the direction of the wind. Cracker did not dare to be negligent and immediately followed. Not long after they ran, they found that there was a cliff in front of them, and what appeared below was not the sea, but the sky. At the same time, they heard another voice.

“Hahahahaha! Zhan Guo! You didn’t expect that! There is a small island hidden here! Please accept my gift! Hahahahahaha!”

"Golden lion! Damn it! The true image of Buddha! Buddha is angry!"

"Boom!" At the moment before the island completely fell, Cracker and Moriah jumped out with force.

(End of this chapter)