One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 827 800 Million Bandits

"I also want to go out to sea. Is the world outside so exciting?"

This is the twenty-third time Luffy has said this this week. Yes, Yamato and the others have been here for a week. After failing to find Ace, Shanks and the others were planning to leave the next day, but they happened to meet such an interesting little guy like Luffy, and the two children, Uta and Baby-5, also played well with Luffy. Most importantly, the wine here is really good, which made Shanks and the others stay here for a whole week. Now they have finished all the wine stored in Makino.

As for Yamato and the others, they have always been indifferent. The people here are quite interesting. Baby-5 has finally found a good friend, so it is not a big deal to let Baby-5 stay for two more days. In this way, whenever the three children are tired of playing and return to the tavern to replenish their energy, Luffy will say this. It has almost become a routine. However, today is more or less different. Yamato and the others are not here, and several people set out together to Gaozhen to buy some things. Although they don’t like the atmosphere of Gaozhen, there is no way. Many things cannot be bought in Fengche Town, so they can only go to Gaozhen to purchase. Buggy also went with them. In Buggy’s eyes, those guys who think they are upper-class are first-class fat sheep. And today, Luffy made shocking remarks.

"Shanks! Take me out to sea with you! I want to be a pirate too!"

As soon as Luffy said this, the whole tavern fell silent, but then everyone burst into laughter. The grand scene from a week ago happened again. Everyone was laughing, even Uta and Baby-5 couldn't help laughing out loud. The grandson of the vice admiral of the navy actually wanted to be a pirate. If this matter were made public, the whole world would laugh out loud.

"What are you laughing at! I'm serious!"

Luffy pouted and looked at everyone.

"Luffy, no matter how good you are at swimming, you can't become a pirate with that!"

Jesus leaned back in his chair and said with a drunken smile. His words were actually meant to dispel Luffy's idea. Although they really liked this kid Luffy, he was Garp's grandson after all, so it would be better to dispel this idea as soon as possible.

"I'm also good at fighting! My fists are as powerful as guns!"

Luffy threw a punch in defiance, but unfortunately his arms and legs were so small that they couldn't be used like guns. They looked so soft that even if he used them for massage, the force would probably not be enough.

"Really~~"

Shanks slurped his pasta and said sarcastically.

"What's that tone of voice?"

Luffy shouted in dissatisfaction.

"To put it simply, Luffy, you are too young."

"That's right, you are the same age as my son."

Laqilu and Jesus Bu spoke in unison.

"I'm not a brat! I'm already grown up! Besides! Aren't Baby-5 and Uta also pirates!"

Luffy said with a grin, very unconvinced.

"Okay, don't be angry, come and have a glass of juice."

Shanks said as he pushed a glass of juice in front of Luffy.

"Oh, thank you!"

Luffy took it and drank it without question, but then Shanks started slamming the table and laughing as he said:

"Look! Look! It's clearly just a little devil! Hahahahaha!"

Shanks laughed so loudly that tears came out.

"That's mean! Shanks!"

Luffy realized that he had been tricked and shouted angrily, but what greeted him was only the increasingly unbridled laughter of all the members of the Red Hair Pirates. But before Luffy could say anything.

"boom!"

The door of the tavern was kicked open. It was that man who came, the craziest man in the pirate world. It was a pity, but he no longer had the chance to kill fifty or sixty Four Emperors in this world. Yes, this was the great Bandit King! The great one with a bounty of 800 million berries! . . . What was this guy's name? "Is this a pirate? What a stupid fellow."

The bandit whose name is unknown said, for the sake of distinction, let’s call him the 800W bandit for the time being! (laughs)

"Hmm, let me buy some wine."

The 800W bandit walked to the bar and looked at Makino and said.

"I'm sorry—"

"I'm sorry, sir. We've finished all the wine here. There's one bottle left, unopened. I'll give it to you."

Shanks interrupted Makino and handed the unopened bottle of whiskey beside him to the 800W bandit and said, and the 800W bandit looked at the whiskey handed to him, the corners of his mouth curled up, and the next second.

"boom!"

With one punch, the whiskey was smashed to pieces, and the amber liquor spilled all over the floor. Shanks looked at the liquor on the floor with a look of pity, and said with great heartache:
"Don't break the wine even if you don't want to drink it. It's very good. Miss Makino, do you have a rag? The floor is wet."

"Let me do it, Captain."

Just as Makino was about to help, he saw the 800W bandit actually pulled out a knife and swung it at Shanks, knocking Shanks to the ground along with the food on the table. Shanks' entire clothes were stained with wine and food.

"Hmph, since you like cleaning so much, why not just become a cleaner? Let's go!"

The 800W bandits left thinking they were very handsome, and when they saw Shanks who was in such a mess at this moment, everyone in the Red Hair Pirates was stunned, but then they burst into laughter.

"It's really miserable, Captain!"

"That's right! I got beaten so badly last time, so I'd better stay over there."

Looking at everyone bursting into laughter, Makino didn't know why they were like that, but she didn't have time to care about that. She took out a towel and started wiping Shanks. However, just because Makino could hold back from asking, it didn't mean Luffy could.

"Why don't you fight back! That's your captain! Are you such a coward? You don't deserve to be pirates!"

Luffy, who had heard a lot of adventure stories these days, widened his eyes and spoke angrily, while everyone in the tavern remained silent, just looking at him quietly.

"Don't say that, Luffy. It's not a big deal. I just got some alcohol on me."

Shanks smiled and shook his head. Obviously, Luffy couldn't accept this explanation. He turned around and sat at the bar, ignoring Shanks. Huh? What is this? I've never seen fruit like this before? Forget it, I'm angry, give it to you and try it.

After Shanks cleaned up the floor and his clothes, he stood up and looked at Luffy stuffing something into his mouth. He asked with amusement, "What's wrong, Luffy? Are you eating to relieve your internal heat? What did you eat!!!"

Shanks looked at the purple fruit in Luffy's mouth in shock. Isn't that the rubber fruit? How could it be here? Wait, it seems that he and his friends forgot to take it away on the first day they came. Makino has been keeping it for them and only gave it back to him today. No! This is not the time to think about these things!
"Spit it out! Spit it out now! Spit it out!"

Shanks grabbed Luffy's legs, turned his head upside down and kept shaking them, but it was obvious that the devil fruit he had eaten could not be spit out. Luffy's legs were stretched out, and his face hit the ground like rubber, then bounced back with a pop, without suffering any damage.

"Do you know what you ate? It's a devil fruit! A devil fruit worth more than 100 million berries! And most importantly! If you eat this! You will never be able to swim again!"

Shanks knew that nothing could be done, so he grabbed Luffy's shoulders and shouted.

"Why!!!!!!"

Luffy's face was filled with shock.

(End of this chapter)