One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 886 Roger's Beard and Lily's New Ability
"Have you seen it? Newgate? The leader of the emerging naval force promoted in the newspapers? Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, they look exactly like him."

Kaido picked up a new bottle of wine and opened the cap and said.

"Gulala, that's right. But if the Navy and the World Government don't say anything, then no one will make blind guesses. To be honest, this is a brilliant move. Even if someone really talks about this matter, the World Government and the Navy can also say that the son of the Pirate King yearns for justice. This is simply a huge publicity point."

Whitebeard sat on the chair proudly and said with a smile. He was still wearing the captain's hat. He was already bald in the original timeline, but now because of the baptism of Lily's fire of life and the help of Golden Lion hair growth liquid, he looked like he was in his forties. He still had blond hair, which made Golden Lion so angry that he wanted to shave him bald every time.

"Who said it wasn't true? But it's really unexpected that this kid looks so much like him. If he grows a beard in the future, I'm afraid anyone will be able to tell Ace's origin, right?"

When Kaido talked about beards, he reached out and touched the corners of his mouth, where there was still stubble from shaving. Really, he is already this age, what's wrong with having a beard? Lily insisted that he shave it.

"Speaking of beards, I have always been curious about one thing."

Whitebeard took a sip of wine and thought for a while before speaking.

"What? Why is your beard crescent-shaped?"

Kaido looked at Whitebeard's beard and said with some envy.

"No, it was that bastard Roger. I have always been curious about one thing. Is that bastard's beard? Or is it just overgrown nose hair?"

"Um?!"

Whitebeard's words confused Kaido for a moment. He couldn't help but recall the beard on Roger's face, and then... Kaido and Whitebeard looked at each other.

"Ok?"

"Ah."

"Wooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Gulala-la-la-la-la!"

"You're to blame, Newgate! In all these years, I've never felt this matter was so strange. Now that you've said that, there's no going back! I was wondering why that bastard had no beard on his chin, only on his upper lip. Turns out it was nose hair! Ulla-la-la-la! Ulla-la-la-la-la!"

Kaido laughed so hard that he fell off the stool and started rolling on the ground holding his stomach and laughing wildly. Whitebeard didn't laugh at Kaido at all. In fact, he also laughed so hard that he pounded the table. After all, there are two completely different levels of humor when one person knows a joke and when everyone knows it. It's like the more people there are, the funnier it is.

"Right, right? I've had this idea in my mind for years. Look at my chin. It's blue even after I shaved it. But Roger's chin doesn't have any blue at all. I've been wondering for years whether his mustache is because his nose hairs are too long. Gulala!"

"What are you two laughing at?"

At this time, there was a noise above their heads. No need to ask, it must be the Golden Lion who arrived. Today was the gathering of the Four Emperors at least once a year, and the Golden Lion had arrived on time again. Anyway, this guy always came on time, so they were used to it. As long as he could bring Jia Fei with him, he could do whatever he wanted.

"Here we go, Shiki. You old man still haven't grown any hair. What do you think? How about letting that guy Roger teach you how to grow hair? That guy can even grow nose hair into a beard! Ulla-la-la-la-la-la!"

Kaido's words originally annoyed Shiki. Although they often played around and talked about their hair when they were drunk, wasn't it a bit too much to talk about it right away? And what did it have to do with Roger? This guy had been dead for many years. Could he still go to find him after he died? But then he felt something was wrong. Nose hair and beard? What was going on? Golden Lion was curious and asked immediately. Then...

“Hahahahaha! Roger’s beard is nose hair! Hahahaha! This is the funniest thing I have heard in all these years! Hahahahaha!”

Shiqi laughed so hard that he almost wanted to do a tap dance to express his excitement. "Hey, what are you guys laughing at? Where's Lily? I'm late. Where is Lily?"

When the three grown men were almost laughing, the aunt also arrived. Maybe she wanted to see Lily, so she didn't come with her fleet, but flew over on Zeus first.

"Ah Lingling, don't worry, I want to tell you something."

Golden Lion looked at the aunt, knowing full well that happiness is better shared with others than enjoyed alone, so he waved and spoke directly. Needless to say, the result was what happened.

"What genius came up with this? It makes me laugh to death! What genius came up with this? I really want to ask that bastard Roger right there and then, or just grab him by his beard and lift him up and see."

The old lady rolled on the ground laughing. Oh, I should mention here that she did gain weight, but unlike the steel balloon in the original timeline, she gained weight, but was now within a reasonable range for a normal older person, even better than the 48-year-old in the original timeline.

"If you want to ask, why don't you just ask directly?"

Lily walked over with square steps. Unlike the aunt, Lily looked the same as before. The long lifespan of the demons, coupled with the powerful vitality brought by the animal-type fruits, especially the mythical beasts, and the ability of the Suzaku Fruit to allow ordinary people to live an extra 30 years, made Lily look exactly the same as when she was in her twenties or thirties. If it weren't for the aura of Lily that gave her the feeling of being a mother for many years, people would probably believe that she was a girl.

But what we need to focus on now is not these, but what Lily said.

"How can I ask? That bastard Roger has been dead for so many years. If I could really ask him, I would rather have a drink with that bastard."

The smile on Golden Lion's face quickly faded and turned a little sad. He really admired Roger. It was a pity that guy didn't have a good drink before he died.

"Who said it wasn't? That guy's death was so unfair. Although it was great to start a new era, it was actually caused by a disease. What a ridiculous reason."

Whitebeard also felt a little regretful. As a man known as the Pirate King, he conquered the sea but failed to conquer the disease. This had to be said to be a black joke. It was as boring as a force fighting in the universe but only being able to chop each other with swords, and swinging the sword slowly without any sword energy.

"It's okay if you want to have a drink, but it's a bit troublesome. I'm afraid you can only have one or two drinks over there at most before you leave. You can't stay in the underworld for too long, otherwise you may not be able to come back."

Lily shrugged and said nonchalantly. Although she said she didn't care, others did. Except for Kaido, everyone else stared at Lily with wide eyes.

"Can I really meet that bastard?"

"Can we go to the underworld?"

"Can I really have a drink?"

Whitebeard, Big Mom and Golden Lion looked at Lily as if they were looking at a monster, especially Big Mom. Although she had never been to the underworld, the soul ability of the Soul-Soul Fruit allowed her to know how dangerous the dead souls were. Just look at Hiyori at that time, who was targeted by a remnant soul and almost killed herself.

"Oh my god, I almost forgot, Lily, can you take someone else with you?"

Kaido knew about this, but he couldn't send others to "hell" together before. Before, only Lily could go down. If other people went in, their souls would leave their bodies instantly and they would be deader than dead.

"One hour at most. This ability is a bit troublesome. I need to practice more. But I have to go find that guy first."

(End of this chapter)