It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?
Chapter 121 [050] Great reporter Ding Ling, publicly announced!
Chapter 121 [050] Great reporter Ding Ling, publicly announced!
Nun Tiexin gave up on Walei and instead held Ding Ling hostage under her sword. Qin Jiandan immediately felt the pressure greatly reduced.
This old nun has become stupid from practicing martial arts! She followed us in the spider web tunnel for a while. Didn’t she see that I treated Ding Ling badly? She actually believed the rumor and thought Ding Ling really gave birth to my child!
You want me to cut off my own meridians or kill Ding Ling? Go ahead! I have no obligation to save this guy who spread rumors about me!
The rabbit reporter didn't dare to move, and looked at Qin Jiandan for help with tears in his eyes, but Qin Jiandan pretended not to see it.
However, Master Tie Xin still has powerful weapons such as "self-destruction of cultivation", so Qin Jiandan thinks it is better not to over-stimulate her:
"Master, I have just sworn an oath. Ding Ling has nothing to do with me. The mine has begun to shake. We'd better stop fighting for the time being and evacuate first."
Nun Tie Xin had just hit the top of the cave with her sword wind. Now, rocks and sand were falling from above, and the ground was shaking slightly.
Whether returning through the spider web tunnel or taking the elevator to escape from the desert shaft, it would be safer than staying here.
"I suggest you go through the desert shaft." Qin Jiandan glanced at the platform high on the cave wall:
"I just asked and found out that there is a small 'bright sky generator' on the platform. If we carry it and move, we will not be harmed by the phlogiston ash in the desert."
Chen Tom said with some worry:
"If the black fog appears, I'm afraid we won't be able to stop them with just the strength of the small bright sky tent, meow!"
Qin Jiandan and Master Tie Xin mentioned the word "black fog" many times, and Chen Tom no longer called it "that thing" in vain.
Vale thought for a moment:
"We made such a big fuss in the spider web tunnel, the company's suppression troops may be here soon. Although the desert is dangerous, it should not be far from Ringstone City. After we go up, we can walk back with some effort!"
Qin Jiandan nodded, and while he led Vale and other teammates away from Master Tie Xin, he casually explained how to use the elevator joystick.
After Master Tie Xin held Ding Ling hostage, Qin Jiandan started to think about how to retreat as if nothing had happened, which made the old nun confused and angry:
"Qin Jiandan! Don't you care about the life or death of your child's mother? If you don't sever your own tendons, I will..."
The Ningguang Wuzhan sword brushed against Ding Ling's skin, and blood immediately oozed from her snow-white neck.
“Ahhhhhhhh!!” Ding Ling burst into tears, and all the emotions and fluids that had been accumulated along the way burst out:
"Qin Jiandan and I don't have any children! He never raped me! I made all this up! I'm still a virgin!!"
Everyone present, including Master Tie Xin, was shocked.
Because Ding Ling was not just crying, she was wetting her pants while crying, and water was leaking from both top and bottom at the same time!
That’s enough, you incontinent virgin! I told you to go to the toilet anywhere before, but you refused to go. Now you are really scared to pee! Even Master Tie Xin jumped away from you in disgust to prevent her bloodstained monk robe from getting stained with urine!
In extreme fear, Ding Ling didn't care about shame. She stood there crying and peeing, and her shorts were soon soaked with liquid.
Vale and Chen Tom didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Two of the guys from the fire tongs group were looking at them with ill intentions, including the fat guy who was obsessed with health and brought the water purification tablets.
Ah Ku followed Walei and retreated to Qin Jiandan's feet. She couldn't help but look up and ask:
"How much water did this sister drink? She's not a member of the Night Dragon Society, right?"
Qin Jiandan replied: "How could there be such a shameful member of the Night Dragon Society? She is just a reporter accompanying the group, responsible for recording the evil deeds of the Cowboy Group and then publishing them publicly!"
Ah Ku immediately changed his opinion of Ding Ling:
"So she risked her life to come to the Spider Web Tunnel to seek justice for Mr. Wang and everyone else! I wronged her!"
Putting his two furry paws to his mouth, Ah Ku shouted to Ding Ling:
"Come on, big sister who peed her pants! Come here quickly, you will be safe if you run over here!"
Damn, Ah Ku, what a heartwarming name! It's better to just call me "Incontinence Rabbit"! I've just seen how strong and brave you are, but it seems that you have only lived in underground nests and spider web tunnels. Do you lack some common sense about the outside world?
After being reminded by A Ku, Ding Ling closed her tearful eyes and ran towards Qin Jiandan without looking at the road, leaving a large puddle of water behind her.
Don't come over here! Do you have the bad habit of marking your territory with urine? That's what lions do, don't imitate them, rabbit!
Seeing Qin Jiandan's embarrassed expression, Valei went forward and took off the travel backpack on her shoulders:
"I just bought some clothes. Come with me to the side and change. I'll help you block it."
There were still some magazines stored in the travel backpack, and the rest were the new clothes that I had bought for Vale at the night market, which could also be worn by other Fury people of similar body shape.
"Wuwuwu... I lost control of my bladder in public. I am too ashamed to live on..." "Everyone has three urgent needs. It's nothing serious." When Vale helped Ding Ling cover up, she played the role of a caring sister:
"Your little tail is pretty cute. Don't wear shorts directly, there are fat spots here."
What are you doing, Valei? You and Ding Ling walked so far away from me, aren't you afraid that Master Tiexin will hold you hostage again? Female coppers are so scary, they would even give up their lives if there were girls with bare butts!
Qin Jiandan moved his feet and stood between Master Tie Xin, Walei and Ding Ling. When he was confirming his position just now, he vaguely saw something round and white.
Valei said he wanted to shield Ding Ling, but it seemed that he was mainly shielding Chen Tom and his younger brothers! Aren't you on guard against me? I hope you will be so serious and responsible when Mu Yue changes clothes in the future!
Master Tie Xin did not attack again, and she did not chase after Ding Ling when he ran away just now.
Peeing in pants actually has such a miraculous effect! Master, have you stayed in the pure land of Buddhism for too long? Do you have mysophobia when you are a little "unclean"? If I had known that you are not afraid of blood but afraid of this, I would have used my profound ice internal force to give you a "bladder pear blossom needle"!
"Um--"
Master Tie Xin put the sword back into the sheath, and placed her palms tightly together, one above and one below, to protect in front of her dantian.
The sound and posture did not mean constipation, but that she was practicing qigong to treat internal injuries. The old nun's eyes were also slightly closed.
At this time, Ding Ling had changed into clean clothes, and Vale came back with her arm around her shoulders. Ding Ling wiped her tears as she walked, and Vale said half-jokingly: "Don't cry, if you wear my pants, you are my woman."
Well, Vale, do you have any morals? You said you love Mu Yue the most and never want to be separated from her, but you never miss the chance to take advantage of other girls when you are outside? Is that how you view me? So you are the shameless harem king?
What is "wearing your pants"? These pants, including the ones you are wearing now, were all bought by me! According to this theory, both of you are my women!
Chen Tom and his brothers quietly picked up the guns on the ground and received magazines from Vale. They gathered behind Qin Jiandan and did not dare to shoot rashly.
Nun Tiexin put away her sword and used her internal energy to heal her wounds. This seemed like a good opportunity to launch a concentrated fire attack, but the opponent still had a shield belt that she could use.
What Qin Jiandan fears most is "self-destruction of cultivation". The old nun is very crazy and can do anything.
The yellow sand from the cave ceiling fell more frequently, and Ah Ku was almost buried in a large pile of sand. Qin Jiandan flicked off the hard sand on his shoulder with his fingers:
"Master, why don't we leave the victory or defeat for now. How about we evacuate the desert shaft first?"
"Walley, Tom Chen, you take your people and go first. Don't forget the small bright sky generator on the platform. The nun and I will take the last elevator."
Qin Jiandan deliberately stayed behind to cover their retreat. Although Master Tie Xin suffered internal injuries, it was effortless for her to kill the others. Only Qin Jiandan could ensure his safety with the dual blessings of "Xuanbing Armor" and "Steel Armor Breathing Method".
Master Tie Xin just raised her eyelids and said nothing. Qin Jiandan walked straight towards Master Tie Xin and waved to others to approach the elevator from another direction.
There was no interception. Master Tie Xin was concentrating on practicing her skills. She had previously used a forbidden move to gain double speed, which had caused her considerable backlash.
"Aku, walk slowly, stand on my shoulders."
Qin Jiandan called out to the dwarf ratman at his feet. Ah Ku hesitated:
"My soles are dirty and my claws are sharp..."
Qin Jiandan smiled and said, "Didn't you see that bullets can't penetrate my skin? As for the soles of my shoes and so on, we have to run for our lives now, so we can't care about that."
Ah Ku rubbed the soles of his safety shoes hard on the rock, then climbed up Qin Jiandan's trouser leg and stood on his shoulder.
"So... this is how tall people see..."
Lao Wang's son once let A Ku stand on his shoulders, but he was not as tall as Qin Jiandan, and A Ku did not feel as safe as he does now.
Because Aku agreed with the idea that "humans and animals should not intermarry", Master Tiexin had a certain liking for the dwarf ratmen. It seemed that her murderous intent towards everyone decreased significantly after talking with Aku.
“Nothing, nothing, nothing—”
While Vale and Tom Chen were testing the elevator, they felt the mine shaking more and more. The large amount of yellow sand flowing down above their heads was suddenly mixed with an ominous black mist.
Ding Ling was shaking all over and holding her head and screaming:
“It’s the black fog! It’s the black fog! We’re all going to die!!”
(Hippo is running out of manuscripts, so I will be back to the two-update mode starting tomorrow. Please don’t throw eggs at me, fellow readers.)
(End of this chapter)
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