It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 274 [030] Don’t Bet on a 1% Failure Rate

While making a phone call from the guard room on the second underground floor, Vale and Mu Yue on the opposite side successively heard that there was something wrong with Qin Jiandan's voice.

Qin Jiandan sighed that women are indeed sensitive——

Although time traveling allowed me to rejuvenate by 5 years, my voice change ended when I was 15, and now I deliberately lower my voice when I speak... but the female police duo still found clues!
Qin Jiandan thought so and said so. Sure enough, Mu Yue was like someone with an orange stuffed in his mouth and couldn't refute for a long time.

Having gained the upper hand, Qin Jiandan continued to make efforts and pursued the victory:
"I might get an inflammation in my mouth from eating fried chicken, but it is absolutely impossible to get an inflammation in my mouth from eating my wife! In my heart, my wife is the most natural and pollution-free food in the world!"

The sheriff was shocked by Qin Jiandan's wave after wave of shamelessness. Qin Jiandan continued:
"Anyway, Mu Yue, you were awesome the night before yesterday! That night would have been worth it even if I died right away!"

Qin Jiandan's voice was so loud that it was inevitable that it would be heard by Walei, who was eavesdropping with his ears perked up, causing him to burst out laughing.

Mu Yue glared at the dog-eared girl fiercely, then made a "killing" gesture with two fingers under her neck. Only then did Vale leave the sheriff's office reluctantly with her tail between her legs.

When there was only one person left in the office, Mu Yue gathered herself together and sat upright in the chair, her expression returning to its stern look. Her colleagues could never guess who she was talking to through the glass door (except for Vale).

"Don't say such insulting words to me again."

The sheriff expressed his dissatisfaction in a cold tone.

"What does it mean to say I was great the night before? To be called great by just lying there without doing anything is an objectification of women!"

Although he couldn't see through the phone line, Qin Jiandan looked aggrieved:
"Mu Yue, you are great without having to do anything! If it was me lying there, and you took the initiative, and then you praised me for being great, I would be very happy!"

The policewoman's competitive spirit made her imagine the scene described by Qin Jiandan in her mind for a moment. She blushed and changed the subject:
"Didn't you win 1000 million tax-free bonus in the Superman Arena? After my father sobered up, he seemed to have secretly expressed to Nestor his willingness to borrow money from you for gambling. You must not lend it to him!"

"Don't worry, my master said that all the bonuses will be confiscated and used as the construction cost of the headquarters. Not a penny will be left for me."

As long as she ensured that she didn't lend the money to her father for gambling, Mu Yue didn't care where the prize money went, which made Qin Jiandan breathe a sigh of relief.

After all, the "headquarters construction" also includes the "wedding room" that Master dug for me on the second underground floor! Xiao Xia and Feng Jian are still inside!

Next, Mu Yue asked Qin Jiandan why he was in a hurry to go back the day before yesterday, and whether something had happened to the Yelong Society. If he needed help, the Police Department was willing to lend a hand.

Well... Master's half body is parasitic by black fog, and I've become five years younger. It's a mess, but the Police Department certainly can't help much.

"It is indeed a little troublesome, but it would be more appropriate for me to talk to you in person. Mu Yue, are you free this afternoon?"

"Not this afternoon. You can come tomorrow. Call me to confirm the time before you leave. I'm going to have lunch now."

Qin Jiandan had lunch early today and overlooked the possibility that the sheriff had not eaten yet.

"Yeah, then go have dinner with Vale! See you tomorrow!"

Mu Yue hung up the phone and stood up. As soon as she walked out of the office, she met Vale who had been waiting for a long time outside the glass door.

Maybe it was because Qin Jiandan was angry with her empty stomach, or maybe it was because she got up too quickly, Mu Yue pressed her chest and pretended to be nauseous. Vale was shocked: "No way, you two didn't wear condoms?"

There were several colleagues in the corridor at lunch time, and Lizard Lady Jenny happened to come back from lunch and heard everything. However, she did not dare to stop and quickly walked past with her head down.

Mu Yue pressed down her police hat, and the cold eyes beneath the brim seemed to have seen through that Vale was an undercover agent planted in the police by a reactionary and violent gang:
"Keep your voice down! I don't have any at home, and that bastard Jiandan doesn't have any with him either. I have the emergency contraceptive pill."

Vale rolled his eyes, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, making a helpless gesture:

"Mu Yue, you are usually careful, so why are you so careless about something like this? What if you fail?"

"I didn't think so much at the time." Mu Yue's momentum weakened. "Fortunately, the emergency contraceptive pills in Huanshi City are more effective than those on Earth, with only a 1% failure rate..."

The Earth spacecraft crashed on this planet. During the 100 years of building Ring Stone City, the company did everything it could to increase the population. One of the policies was to strictly prohibit the manufacture and sale of condoms, destroy family planning products and prohibit the public from using them.

It was not until later that a righteous man developed a contraceptive pill with no side effects, which became widely known among the people, that the company gradually lifted the ban on the sale of condoms, but the price was still 10 times more expensive than that of the Earth Province. This led to an endless stream of cases of condom robbery, and many of these things were among the stolen goods seized by the National Police Agency.

“A 1% failure rate is still a failure rate!”

Vale casually took the sheriff's wrist and walked towards the cafeteria:

"Listen to me. Put a few in your police uniform pockets just in case. If you're too lazy to buy them, you can get them from the stolen goods storage room. They're small anyway, so no one will check if you lose a few."

Before she finished her words, Mu Yue broke free from Vale's grip and without warning reached her hand into Vale's hip pocket.

Vale was delighted and thought that he could go back to the way he had done, but he didn't expect Mu Yue to take out a condom with two fingers and dangle it in the air like stolen goods.

"So...you suggested that I do this, but the truth is that you have been doing this for a long time!"

"Where, where is that?" A frown appeared on the face of the white-haired, black-skinned, dog-eared girl. "I bought this as a spare, and it has nothing to do with the stolen goods storage room!"

The black straight policewoman raised her eyebrows and said, "Would you spend money on this? If you have money, you would buy snacks too!"

The right eye prosthesis entered "super vision" mode, scanned the product code of the condom, and quickly confirmed that it was a registered stolen item.

"Okay, I'm going to report you to the Chief of Police and have your salary docked!"

"Don't do that! I'm so poor now that I can't even get enough to eat!" Vale put his arms around Mu Yue's slender waist and pressed himself against her to make trouble:
"I only stole this one! I've never used it because I don't have anyone to use it on! Isn't it okay to hand it over to you? You can use it whenever Jian Dan comes to find you..."

Mu Yue took a lot of effort to push Valei away. Valei always wanted to have sex with the sheriff, and her colleagues in the corridor were no longer surprised.

"I'm confiscating this, and you're not allowed to talk nonsense anymore!"

Mu Yue put the confiscated items into her hip pocket, but she felt something foreign in them, so she ended up putting them into the side pocket of her police pants...

(End of this chapter)